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Made a loaf of "no knead dark bread" last night, which I baked this morning. Let it cool down for 30 minutes and then made some "avocado-tomato-garlic bread". What do you think?

Making the bread took literally less than 60 seconds. Combining the 4 ingredients (flour, salt, yeast, water) for 30 seconds till homogenous, overnight rise, folding onto itself for roughly 20 seconds, and then into the oven it went.

Bread dough:
384g of dark flour (white flour works great too)
354ml hot water
2 teaspoons of salt
0.25 teaspoon of powdered yeast
-Mixed with spatula until homogenous
-Airtight container overnight (3 hours at the very least)
-Fold edges of dough onto self
-Place in preheated (450f/232c) dutch oven (or regular ovenproof pot, if you don't have one) for 30 minutes
-Remove lid of pot/dutch oven and bake for another 10-15 minutes
-Rest for 15-30mins

Toppings:
Avocado spread: Large avocado, salt, juice from half a lime
Finely chopped cherry tomatoes
Pinch of salt and pepper

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Looks good TC
But where's da meat?

This is wat I had

3 pounds of bacon
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I like women.

Are you confusing it with the Waco miniseries that is/was on Netflix/Paramount? The guys DO have a kind of similar appearance:
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Domicile Challenged

Thor

Oh wow yeah that the type of body my mom has

I dont believe the popo ever and I think training dogs to attack people is fundamentally cruel and unethical, but I also dont know what the go-to procedure is for fixing a dogs teeth.

I still remember in radio when I got salary and I was pumped cause it was a huge pay increase.

In reality I made less per hour by a significant margin. So yeah. That.

I always thought quiet quitting is when you just stop showing up for work with no notice.

They hate him because of his big ears

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okie dokie

wut

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No I couldnt leave my family behind. Maybe I could arrange meeting my husband again but odds that I would have my daughter again would be zero so I would lose her forever. And even if that was a guarantee I cant imagine spending all those years without her.

For fuck's sake people, quit calling him by his first name and just call him the Subway Guy already. I especially loathe people using his first name alone after it's been a number of years since the conviction already. Fuck all your name stigma supporting. I hope someone with your name gets caught doing really creepy shit.

Just saying..

This works with every modern video player.

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He could have beat him up some. Oops. Broke his hands and feet.

Couldnt care less, although its pretty funny watching people pretend to care about something solely due to the views of people they dont like.

A necessary evil at this point. I really wish they treated their employees better. But it's hard to get by without them, they become such a useful source of ordering things online

If it were me I would have just started blasting

Changing the race of a well established character is forced diversity

No. Russia was scary because they gave off vibes that they would be willing to do anything in spite of having an incredibly out of date military. China is scary in a military sense because they have the entire world's economy by the balls.

Yeah they called it quits last week, surprisingly had a topic hit 2 pages about it. I'm gonna try my damnest to get tickets to one of their final shows.