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TopicYou know dat story of man vs machine? Imagine a woman vs machine BUT
eggcorn
08/31/17 4:25:34 PM
#4
Barbarella
TopicHow many alcoholic drinks before work before its noticeable?
eggcorn
08/31/17 5:42:04 AM
#10
666 cold ones
TopicHow the hell is it not easy to put woman beaters in jail?
eggcorn
08/31/17 5:37:55 AM
#18
MAR10_KarT posted...
I know this one girl who got hit by her boyfriend and she reported it to police to get him arrested

they have a kid together and she wants to get him arrested and put in jail AND charge him with child support

yet.... none of that happened and he still walks a free man....




how the hell is this fool not in jail? he hit her....

it's not like the guy is rich who can afford a high priced attorney to get him out of this mess

So the dude has no money, she wants to put him in jail and receive child support. Sounds reasonable.
TopicYoung Christian girl forced to liven with hardline Muslim foster parents
eggcorn
08/30/17 3:56:10 AM
#76
That's crazy.
TopicCaitlyn Jenner is called a FRAUD and a FAKE by TRANSGENDER Activists!!
eggcorn
08/30/17 12:48:05 AM
#2
Full Throttle posted...

Jenner stood in the audience and when he tried to go in for a hug


B7 trolling
Topicthe truth about Ahmed Mohamed that K3lys doesn't want you to know
eggcorn
08/30/17 12:45:08 AM
#2
TopicThat guy from Deadpool quit the Hellboy reboot over outrage of his casting.
eggcorn
08/30/17 12:44:08 AM
#42
What an idiot.
Topicc/d salt and vinegar is garbage flavor
eggcorn
08/27/17 8:24:08 PM
#24
It must be weird having underdeveloped taste buds. Enjoy your nanners and tendies.
TopicConservatives vow REVENGE over Sony's Preacher depicting Jesus having SEX!!
eggcorn
08/26/17 1:06:01 PM
#23
Yaridovich posted...
That is probably the worst casting for Jesus I've ever seen. He looks like an extra from fucking Saved by the Bell

lol
TopicSJW Blonde Girl is hailed a HERO for BEATING UP a RACIST Woman!! Is She Hot??
eggcorn
08/26/17 12:59:10 PM
#103
Topiclol mods keep closing my topics...total abuse of power.
eggcorn
08/25/17 12:48:21 AM
#16
endergamer537 posted...
eggcorn posted...
Man you prob locked it yourself to create drama how come this one aint locked huh?

I don't think you can lock topics if you're the only one who's posted; you can only delete them

So it probably was a mod

damn balor is a mod?
Topiclol mods keep closing my topics...total abuse of power.
eggcorn
08/25/17 12:46:51 AM
#13
Man you prob locked it yourself to create drama how come this one aint locked huh?
TopicThis New York Yoga Instructor was FIRED for being TOO CUTE!!..But Is She Cute??
eggcorn
08/25/17 12:44:08 AM
#12
I hope she wins just because it would be hilarious if they lost a bunch of money because wifey is a jealous bitch.
Topiclol mods keep closing my topics...total abuse of power.
eggcorn
08/25/17 12:40:05 AM
#2
iblock
TopicMaybe Modded for Telling a Troll to GTFO.
eggcorn
08/25/17 12:36:11 AM
#3
I'm guessing tc is full of shit like most people that whine about moderations.
TopicDresses so tight youll lose circulation
eggcorn
08/23/17 5:02:47 PM
#346
this is the best topic on CE
TopicYour reaction when the left takes down the Statue of Liberty in 2020
eggcorn
08/18/17 3:01:22 AM
#12
anth0ny posted...
that would only happen because republitrashmouthbreathers (backed by mouthbreathing racists) ACTUALLY attempting to secede (from intelligence)

anth0ny posted...
I bet the rock would at least be having a conversation with his Secretary of State unlike the monkey these Republitrash chose to elect

Who hurt you, little fella?
TopicWhat year would you rather live in
eggcorn
08/17/17 11:09:01 PM
#2
77 or 87 would be interesting not too far back but still so different.
TopicWas 2Pac raped in jail?
eggcorn
08/11/17 2:54:07 PM
#4
I had no idea he went to Tam.
TopicGuys. Rate the American food stuff I ordered.
eggcorn
08/11/17 2:49:12 PM
#6
all garbage.
TopicNK considering shooting missiles at Guam (55 seconds ago news)
eggcorn
08/08/17 6:50:04 PM
#27
TheVipaGTS posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
Why the hell does NK want war?

They want attention. NK are literally the Conservatrolls on CE except they actually have a little bit of power to actually start something serious.

Why do you even post?
TopicVideo tha explains why Skarsgard Pennywise is more accurate than Curry (IT)
eggcorn
08/08/17 6:46:36 PM
#32
Are you pushing this because he's Swedish
Topicce, my hair faded from burgundy to green
eggcorn
08/07/17 12:37:36 PM
#2
Go natural.
TopicHollyluyah! I'm back! Went to my first church service yesterday...
eggcorn
08/07/17 12:35:30 PM
#30
StrikeGently posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
StrikeGently posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
StrikeGently posted...
we ate those delicious wafers


you weren't supposed to do that.

You sinned.


Wait, seriously? Why is that sinning??


You haven't made your first confession nor your first communion, haven't taken Cathecism and don't know the basics.

You shouldn't even have been allowed to come close.


I'm going to calmly state that I don't completely get where the confrontational tone is coming from. Secondly, how can I become more catholic and meet "your requirements"?

Ignore that guy.
TopicDresses so tight youll lose circulation
eggcorn
08/07/17 12:31:06 PM
#298
mama mia
TopicDetailed analysis of Ahmed Mohamed's "clock".
eggcorn
08/07/17 12:26:59 PM
#10
LArcEnCieIX posted...
StucklnMyPants posted...
cjsdowg posted...
Touya999 posted...
White_Female posted...
get help


No.


Are you and the TC the same person.

No, we are not.


Then why are you the same person as TC?

Who said I was?
TopicMy first job interview was with McDonalds and they tried to make me a bouncer
eggcorn
07/26/17 6:05:51 AM
#2
what
TopicCEO of Niantic gets boo'ed in Chicago, i kinda feel bad for him
eggcorn
07/26/17 4:02:14 AM
#38
markconigliaro posted...
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Wait, why are they booing him? What'd they fuck up now?


BLAKUboy posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
So, uh, what did they fuck up this time?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75593110

Topic is gone homie.
TopicIf Conservative Opinions get MODDED more often than Liberal Opinions..
eggcorn
07/26/17 3:59:30 AM
#16
TC you get modded more than anyone I can think of so what does that tell you?
Topicreal talk how do people in desolate third world countries stay happy/hopeful/etc
eggcorn
07/26/17 2:49:47 AM
#6
Doe posted...
they don't have anime


I think you answered your own question.
TopicWhy would a nurse wear yoga pants?
eggcorn
07/25/17 3:35:59 AM
#12
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...
Why do you want to know her name

So I can talk to her
Topicim 519 on the solo leaderboards for necro in D3 atm
eggcorn
07/25/17 3:29:57 AM
#7
Is necro fun?
TopicWhy would a nurse wear yoga pants?
eggcorn
07/25/17 3:28:59 AM
#10
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...
You're all weird. This is about MY nurse.
I wonder if I'll start fights if someone tries talking to her.

what's her name
TopicIt I was a 15 year old boy I would've loved BABY DEIVER
eggcorn
07/15/17 11:14:07 PM
#4
SaccharineSmile posted...
It was a good movie


But man, I can now see all these 20 year old + guys who go on redddit trying to act like the main character

'Member when all those nerds bought that driver jacket lmao
Topicwhy the FUCK haven't i thought of this before? Dude eats wings with gloves on.
eggcorn
07/15/17 11:13:10 PM
#9
what a fuckin pansy
Topicbiker picks fight with old man and gets his ass beat and cries
eggcorn
07/15/17 3:04:33 PM
#10
lmao is that fuckin real
TopicAre liberals pussy snowflakes or hardline violent extremists?
eggcorn
07/07/17 3:56:35 PM
#5
The two aren't mutually exclusive derp
TopicYoung girl in Dallas doused with acid for dating a black boy
eggcorn
07/05/17 7:07:17 PM
#18
Fony posted...
True indeed. And just about everyone hates seeing black men in IR relationships.

sure
TopicBest TV theme songs
eggcorn
07/04/17 6:32:09 AM
#39
bump
this
fire
TopicThis 20 y/o BLONDE Girl says Trump IS her President and Cleaned up his STAR!!
eggcorn
07/02/17 8:12:34 AM
#58
The Admiral posted...
Ving_Rhames posted...
Aging white girl


20 y/o Makenna Greenwald


Forgot to nominate this dude for the 2017 Jared Fogle Award.

lol
TopicBest TV theme songs
eggcorn
07/02/17 7:22:40 AM
#38




TopicWhy do so many Trumpsters around here such cowards?
eggcorn
07/02/17 12:48:20 AM
#4
Kaname_Madoka posted...
what



Have a damn pairs
TopicWhy do so many Trumpsters around here such cowards?
eggcorn
07/02/17 12:46:37 AM
#2
Why do so many Trumpsters around here such cowards
TopicWhy are McDonalds shake machines always breaking down?
eggcorn
07/02/17 12:13:36 AM
#9
cjsdowg posted...
I heard that they just don't want to spend the time to make the shake, sometimes. Don't know how true that is .


Back_Stabbath posted...
i think they're down for cleaning but they're not allowed to say that.


It would not be such a common thing if it was just cleaning.

I've heard that from several people in the food service industry.
TopicMonica Lewinsky, Washington D.C. (circa '95-'96)
eggcorn
06/24/17 5:07:33 PM
#4
DAMN that made me HARD
TopicTeens Detained for Selling Water on the National Mall
eggcorn
06/24/17 4:32:47 PM
#11
FrisbeeDude posted...
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Teens-Detained-for-Selling-Water-on-the-National-Mall-430442763.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_DCBrand

A Washington, D.C., council member is asking for the U.S. Park Police to clarify why teenagers were handcuffed on Thursday for selling bottled water on the National Mall.

According to Sgt. Anna Rose of the U.S. Park Police, shortly after 5 p.m., officers detained the three teens at 12th Street and Jefferson Drive, Northwest, for illegally vending.
A witness took photos of the three teens -- all of whom are black -- being handcuffed by the plainclothes police officers, which were shared widely on social media.

The teens, two of whom are 17 and the other 16, told officers they did not have a vendor’s permit, which is required to sell items on the National Mall, Rose said.
“Officers placed them in handcuffs for the safety of the officers and of the individuals,” Rose said on Friday.


Something tells me that if this is Archie and Jughead selling water, they don't end up in handcuffs. Well at least they aren't choking them to via banned police techniques so...baby steps?

Ving_Rhames posted...
Aiden and Tanner definitely wouldn't have been cuffed but at least they didn't end up dead. Job well done by the bacon in blue.



Aiden and tanner, archie and jughead

bitter racist much?
TopicWhy do people do stupid things that will hurt them
eggcorn
06/20/17 6:35:28 AM
#2
Why do you keep making new accounts?
Topiccould have phrased that a bit better
eggcorn
06/14/17 6:10:02 AM
#4
is critic a bad word or something
Topictheres no way this is real lol
eggcorn
06/08/17 6:29:09 AM
#5
ha
TopicIf there was one title I wish was remastered, it's Demon's Souls.
eggcorn
06/07/17 4:33:01 AM
#4
Mr_Rian posted...
Soviet_Poland posted...
Mostly I'm just craving another Souls-like experience.

Just play Nioh.

<__<

Nioh thanks
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