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TopicThis 22 y/o Girl Ordered KFC in hopes the DELIVERY MAN would KILL a SPIDER!!!
darcandkharg31
06/24/18 6:28:15 PM
#23
quigonzel posted...
No, this topic doesn't get the purge until I find out whether or not there really are KFC's out there that deliver.

I ordered KFC delivery once before, hot wings, popcorn chicken and a poutine.

Side note: Poutine is not recognized by spell check and always comes up with a red line under it.
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TopicWho in the actual fuck came up with the poll today?
darcandkharg31
06/24/18 3:57:52 PM
#4
They should have a foot note like "Poll submitted by *username*" so everyone who disagrees with it can go harass the shit outta them till they close their account, become depressed and fall into a downward spiral till they become an alcoholic homeless person who exchanges ZJays for vodka money.
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TopicThis 24 y/o Girl got 38J BREASTS to look SEXIER...But did she get UGLIER???
darcandkharg31
06/24/18 3:42:03 PM
#7
Anyone see Leprechaun 3 where that lady wishes for big lips, breasts and ass or something? And they keep growing till she basically blows up? Yeah she looks like that.

mrduckbear posted...
Do you think this b**** looked better BEFORE or AFTER??

Yeesh, who hurt you duckbear?
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Topici just ordered a 4 course dinner for myself from a restaurant via ubereats
darcandkharg31
06/24/18 1:38:51 AM
#20
Nuffinz0rz posted...
Jersey Mike's

Guy gave me jalapenos instead of pickles but i was on my phone so i didnt notice when he was making the sandwich

smfh

Should've faked an allergic reaction and pretended to choke, then sue their asses.
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Topici just ordered a 4 course dinner for myself from a restaurant via ubereats
darcandkharg31
06/24/18 1:31:02 AM
#18
I had like 4 lemon- sundried tomatoechicken breasts that were left over from a banquet at work. Fuck all that extra salad and pasta, need muh proteinz.
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TopicDo you know what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?
darcandkharg31
06/23/18 12:50:56 PM
#2
My left nut hangs lower than my right?
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TopicOgre Battle 64 FTW! \o.o/
darcandkharg31
06/23/18 11:17:33 AM
#8
That was my pick, I've played it many times but I've only beaten it once since by chapter 3 I kinda get bored and like a couple months later I start over >_<

I should probably stop starting over since I basically know the first 2 chapters like the back of my hand.
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TopicStorehouse in Kentucky full of thousands of casks of bourbon has collapsed
darcandkharg31
06/23/18 12:44:05 AM
#6
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TopicThe little girl from Jurassic Park, today all grown up
darcandkharg31
06/23/18 12:26:54 AM
#23
idgaf about the girl but I didn't know the boy was Sledge from the Pacific, that's pretty dope.
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TopicSo another stupid trainee I've got, just gets up and walks away mid conversation
darcandkharg31
06/22/18 2:05:09 PM
#9
Time for an asskicking
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TopicBest of these game trilogies?Metal Gear, Resident Evil, Sonic, Silent Hill, FF
darcandkharg31
06/21/18 8:58:10 PM
#2
Pole
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TopicShould I do keto PotD?
darcandkharg31
06/21/18 7:44:15 PM
#2
No, eat healthy and exercise you lazy son of a bitch.
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TopicIm very attracted to a much older woman at my new job AMA
darcandkharg31
06/21/18 7:39:52 PM
#7
Spell ACDC
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TopicWhat are some forgotten entries in a game franchise?
darcandkharg31
06/21/18 7:37:13 PM
#24
Dragon Quest Monsters, fuck you squeenix!
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TopicYou can go back to the first self aware humans
darcandkharg31
06/20/18 9:55:56 PM
#11
I show them how to flick the rock to make the fire and cook the meat so they get big bran and be smart like me.
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TopicBlueberries are trash tier fruit
darcandkharg31
06/20/18 10:16:28 AM
#25
Saskatoon berries shits on their graves
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TopicWhich is better?
darcandkharg31
06/20/18 1:48:58 AM
#7
ReggieTheReckless posted...
Which DC movie is the good one?

Wonder tits
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Topicuhg I need a new air conditioner
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 10:36:15 PM
#6
It was 93 today and I was cool as a cucumber, just take off your shirts and pants, slap some ice cubes on your nipples and you're good to go.
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Topicuhg I need a new air conditioner
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 10:31:07 PM
#4
buy a fan
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TopicWhat kind of laws have you broken aside from the most commonly broken ones.
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 10:26:18 PM
#10
thedeerzord posted...
no im not a cop.

That's what cops in movies say!
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TopicWhat kind of laws have you broken aside from the most commonly broken ones.
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 10:13:44 PM
#5
Ha! You almost got mr. policeman but not today, not today.
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TopicWhich is better?
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 9:58:47 PM
#2
Obvs DC, they have Ben Affleck.
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TopicWomen spend around 400x as much on makeup than men do
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 9:55:20 PM
#13
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Yes, but if they're biologically men that identify as women and the statistic is adjusted to be "politically correct" then they wouldn't be counted in the men portion of the ratio. Thus its important to know the ideological inclinations of the researches that came up with this statistic to know if your answer to my question is valid.

Yeah doesn't matter to me, you just said 400 * o should be 0, implying that 0% of men wore makeup, I just said transexuals brah, could add drag queens to the mix.
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TopicWomen spend around 400x as much on makeup than men do
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 9:41:08 PM
#7
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
So is the statistic based on gender preference or biological differences? Bringing transsexuals into anything always makes it more confusing because you never know whether there's an agreement on syntax.

Fuck if I know, you said why are men spending money on makeup and I brought up a group that may like wearing make up.
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Topicwhite people do the darndest things
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 9:37:01 PM
#4
According to worldstar video comments all white people molest their kids.
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TopicWomen spend around 400x as much on makeup than men do
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 9:22:45 PM
#4
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Why are men spending anything on make up? 400 * 0 should be 0.

Transexuals?
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TopicGetting low on space on my PS3, think I'll upgrade the hard drive
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 9:00:56 PM
#2
DeltaBladeX posted...
360GB drive just isn't that much space

Tell me about it, I had one with 180 gb, constantly deleting and and redownloading games I felt like playing.
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TopicHave you ever gotten a lot of computer viruses before?
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 8:34:03 PM
#7
Yes I downloaded porn when I was younger
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Topici'm trying to avoid thanksgiving with my family by going out of town
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 6:51:56 PM
#4
Go to Thailand, get to a muay thai gym and challenge the children students to mortal kombat.
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TopicWhat do we know about SunWuKung420?
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 6:32:24 PM
#23
In some pictures he looks like a redneck, and others a terrorist, master of disguise.
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TopicTOP10 Mystery films
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 6:16:12 PM
#4
"Mystery"
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TopicI have a real problem finishing
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 9:47:50 AM
#36
Jasric posted...
I'm going old school and finally getting into Dead Space

Fuck it's been a decade since it came out, damn time flies.
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TopicManliest MegaMan playable character
darcandkharg31
06/19/18 12:27:22 AM
#8
You can play as a fish in megaman?
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TopicComment On The Above Person's profile pic/header
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 11:39:35 PM
#2
It's interesting.

bbw/10
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TopicMichael B Jordan wins BEST VILLAIN as he says he thought ROSEANNE deserved it!!!
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 11:33:53 PM
#4
SpaceBear_ posted...
I like him.

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TopicI have 0 AMP
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 11:31:43 PM
#5
ha, loser
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Topicjust hit ? Block
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 11:16:49 PM
#11
Ogurisama posted...
I am 5 years out...

Congratulations, how did your parents react when you told them?
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Topicjust hit ? Block
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 11:05:53 PM
#8
ha, losers.

*walks away Elitely*
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TopicWhat is this, and what should i do about it?
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 10:17:15 PM
#9
VeeVees posted...
Kill what you don't know. That is the human way.

*walks by stranger*

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

*stabs them*
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TopicWhat is this, and what should i do about it?
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 9:20:59 PM
#6
fuck
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TopicHey potd ask me anything
darcandkharg31
06/18/18 12:06:45 AM
#26
Would you rather be ten thousand dollars in debt or punt a puppy?
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TopicBeans
darcandkharg31
06/17/18 4:49:27 PM
#3
the more you eat the more you toot.
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TopicJust watched my sister stomp the shit out of a dude
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06/17/18 4:14:49 PM
#36
Jen0125 posted...
Idk who any of you men are to tell a woman how to act after being sexually assaulted. Stay in your lane.

ikr?

"Wow that girl beat up that guy that sexually assaulted her, talk about an overreaction!"
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Topicdamn taylor swift
darcandkharg31
06/17/18 3:17:20 PM
#2
I'm probably wrong but that might look likes it's been shopped.
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TopicAre you watching the world cup?
darcandkharg31
06/17/18 2:53:32 PM
#4
negatory
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TopicDid you grow up in a wealthy family?
darcandkharg31
06/17/18 2:25:36 PM
#40
NightMareBunny posted...
who the hell would say yes here? I highly doubt any of us here live in a giant mansion and live the rich life

I believe there was a guy here whose dad was some big cahooney or something and his mom get's like a 100,000 dollars a month in alimony or something.
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TopicJust watched my sister stomp the shit out of a dude
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06/17/18 1:47:23 PM
#23
Chewster posted...

If he did it more than once

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TopicJust watched my sister stomp the shit out of a dude
darcandkharg31
06/17/18 1:24:39 PM
#13
So what happened after the shit stomping?
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TopicHow often do you just... forget something?
darcandkharg31
06/17/18 1:20:51 PM
#11
Not much, maybe once in a blue moon, ur guys brains are fudged.
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