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| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 11:34:21 PM #38 | HylianFox posted... For some reason I thought of "I once knew a man who was so gay he won a Hot Dog Eating Contest without eating a single hot dog" but that's probably too clever for most conservatives.So he sucked penis instead of eating hotdogs? Bwahahahahaahaa. So clever. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:33:19 PM #29 | Esrac posted... I wouldn't know. I, like many, haven't watch SNL in years.What is your comedy go-to? --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:29:30 PM #27 | Heineken14 posted... This topic is so bad it makes me feel embarrassed for you.What comedy outlets do you enjoy? --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:27:25 PM #24 | Esrac posted... Whether or not you enjoy conservative humor probably depends on whether or not you can get a laugh at "punching down".That is probably true, but what does the left do on every SNL, late show? --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:26:42 PM #23 | It filter the word otherwise because it looked to much like a racist term. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:26:05 PM #21 | Gniiiiggggggeb___ is for gods. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Anyone else dislike Billie Eilish's music and aesthetic? |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:24:30 PM #13 | LookANinja posted... But she's kind of stacked...She never wears clothes that show them off. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | I have an idea for a video game |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:23:01 PM #9 | pegusus123456 posted... i got this new video game plot. Basically there's this vampire girl except she's got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers.But do they have any bones? :) --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:20:33 PM #18 | Tyranthraxus posted... This topic should be a case study on why conservatives aren't funny.Ok, I beg you. What is funny liberal humor? Everything I have seen is terrible. Late shows, SNL are cold garbage. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:19:40 PM #17 | Sh!tlord posters won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight. Sh!tlord posters won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight and irritate the left. Leftist posters are easily offended, easily offended, easily offended. Leftist posters are easily offended, easily offended, easily offended. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:15:52 PM #12 | AlisLandale posted... Oh I get it. Its anti-humor. The joke is that its not funny. Hahahaha what a topic, Mark.Cannot you envision an older SJW lady getting so agitated that she would rather build up a time machine and assassinate an important historical figure over something small than let that person succeed in their destiny? --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:08:27 PM #6 | I thought it was a funny scenario. Having a small group of protesters outside a mall or someplace similar. They would be protesting something stupid and yelling at passerbys. One of the female protesters would get agitated that nobody was paying attention to them and throw a punch. She would say,"Their face got in the way of my fist." --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:08:13 PM #5 | The scene is set in a factory. A homely stout lady goes up to a male worker. "I am tired of you guys gazing at me all the time like I am a piece of meat." The worker responds, "We are so sorry Suzabelle. We cannot help it." "I have told you a number of times to stop catcalling me and making wolf whistles." ( In a factory mostly compromised of males, even the least of women will get male attention) She continues, "But enough is enough. Now I am going to quit pursue my dream. I am going off to Hollywood, California to be a famous actress." "No Suzabelle, we'll knock it off." "I have already made up my mind. I have been thinking about this for a long time and I think I have the talent necessary to make it in Hollywood." A loud "DON'T LEAVE" echoes as she exits the scene. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Anyone else dislike Billie Eilish's music and aesthetic? |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:04:20 PM #11 | I always think of the term "titless wonder" when I see her photos. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Conservative humor. But could use some help. |
| coolcono 02/14/21 10:01:05 PM #1 | Conservative humor. A professor is lecturing a history presentation and a SJW student notices that some very important historical figure said something that might be construed as offensive. Their eyebrows furrow for the remainder of the skit. In a total apoplexy, the student decides to build a time machine in order to assassinate said figure. Entering the historical era, the figure is in the middle of accomplishing something great for humanity, and won't utter the phrase which ignited the student's rage for another decade. Still driven by agitation, the student attacks. I was thinking the return trip could use some work. On the return trip to the present, everything changes for the worse and a huge despotism with the furrowed time traveler's face is imprinted on everything. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Nurses are totally useful, |
| coolcono 02/14/21 11:37:34 AM #1 | if you have a nurse fetish. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Popular actors/actresses that you personally cannot stand. |
| coolcono 02/13/21 11:34:20 AM #33 | Will Smith. Blah. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Funniest Simpsons scene of all time? |
| coolcono 02/13/21 11:30:03 AM #10 | There are a plenty. I really like Ralph Wiggum scenes, but I have been appreciating this one recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpPDySl6qM The opening section. "Well, then you should have early." Homer isn't smart enough to improvise something that witty on the fly, so not only did he prepare it, it incriminates him as well. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | getting married today over zoom. |
| coolcono 02/13/21 11:21:58 AM #8 | You should let CE highjac, I mean attend the wedding. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | What fast food restaurant causes their employees to gain the most weight? |
| coolcono 02/13/21 11:11:22 AM #1 | I noticed people who work at DQ tend to gain a lot of weight. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | I have a weird sense of humor. I thought this was really funny today. |
| coolcono 02/12/21 10:05:03 PM #1 | When you are in Rome, do as the Romans do. When you are Berlin, say that you are a donut. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | She already turned you down. |
| coolcono 02/12/21 9:43:30 PM #9 | Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... She didn't turn Chad downShe turned Chad up. :) --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | The lady at the Chinese restaurant I frequent asked me to |
| coolcono 02/12/21 2:20:58 PM #9 | The_Korey posted... Is she hot?She is somewhat cute and married. But somewhat cute gets a ton of attention in my city. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | The lady at the Chinese restaurant I frequent asked me to |
| coolcono 02/12/21 2:20:15 PM #8 | PoundGarden posted... I wouldn't. You may see things that could make you no longer frequent this restaurant. I'm the type that idgaf, if it's good I'll eat it, I just don't wanna know you know? All restaurants cut corners and push food passed its prime is all im saying lolI know. I used to work a BK and it ruined the magic after working in the kitchen. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | The lady at the Chinese restaurant I frequent asked me to |
| coolcono 02/12/21 2:07:11 PM #3 | CommonGrackle posted... you eat at the restaurant and she wants you to work for her?I would believe so. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | The lady at the Chinese restaurant I frequent asked me to |
| coolcono 02/12/21 2:05:41 PM #1 | work for her on Sunday. Cleaning tables? A little bit more income I suppose and I get to practice Mandarin. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | People that purposely type *LikE ThiS* really annoy df out of me. |
| coolcono 02/10/21 11:24:36 PM #6 | You need to take that up with Veg. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Would you have sexual intercourse with Olga Kurylenko? |
| coolcono 02/10/21 11:20:56 PM #14 | Shotgunnova posted... I thought you were referring to that chick from MGS2.I did as well. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Anybody else have a great memory here? |
| coolcono 02/08/21 2:29:16 PM #5 | Zaltera posted... Only for when unfortunate things happen.I make jokes about things that happened a long time ago and the other person won't remember what I was talking about. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | The weirdest thing about delivery jobs |
| coolcono 02/08/21 2:27:50 PM #1 | you get to see how many people actually go around in their underwear around the house. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Anybody else have a great memory here? |
| coolcono 02/08/21 2:26:29 PM #1 | It is more of a curse than a blessing. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | How comprehensible is this text? |
| coolcono 02/08/21 1:54:01 PM #8 | RebelElite791 posted... A) this topic seems familiarIt is so bad, it's funny. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | How comprehensible is this text? |
| coolcono 02/08/21 1:26:27 PM #4 | Lost_All_Senses posted... I don't like this at all. There's no context other than creepy guys being creepy. I don't see the funny.Come on, that is hilarious. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | How comprehensible is this text? |
| coolcono 02/08/21 1:23:58 PM #1 | You couldn't post this on Youtube or do it on TV. Have a bunch of 35+ year old guys super fan the local high school volleyball team. The skit would feature a sleazy looking guy talking about the upcoming season. Various shots would be shown from practice and games. One of the group would be in a 69 jersey. They would cheer loudly from the stands. "Keep your butt down, Becky!" Make a ton of sexual references you couldn't prove. The final shot would feature the guy saying, "We are going to have a great year this year." A slow creepy smile runs across his face. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Aaron Rodger's fiancee has really nice |
| coolcono 02/07/21 8:49:10 PM #1 | feet. Good for him. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | I have a Roth IRA, but it doesn't earn enough money to cover the managing fees. |
| coolcono 02/07/21 8:46:35 PM #6 | sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... You're to pay someone to guide your manage investments. SrsI have a 401k at Home Depot, but they pull some shady stuff. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | I have a Roth IRA, but it doesn't earn enough money to cover the managing fees. |
| coolcono 02/07/21 8:40:38 PM #1 | Anyway I could take it out without a tax hit? What are my options? --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | My coworker has some 20 year old Pokemon packs she might want to sell on Ebay. |
| coolcono 02/07/21 4:50:28 PM #4 | Bad_Mojo posted... Why do you get a cut? It's not rocket science to sell something on eBayI offered and she might not know how. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | My coworker has some 20 year old Pokemon packs she might want to sell on Ebay. |
| coolcono 02/07/21 3:30:46 PM #1 | How much do the final fees cost with a 5% take on my end? --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Does learning about black history and slavery make you feel bad for being white? |
| coolcono 02/07/21 3:29:50 PM #49 | Being that blacks held slaves in Africa, does that make black feel guilty about being black? --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | That 19 year old literally asked why I can't give her my number |
| coolcono 02/07/21 3:19:24 PM #37 | nothanks1 posted... ce remember she was literally a student in the school last yearDefine closest? :) --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Those stupid facebook hackers.... |
| coolcono 02/05/21 10:49:17 PM #1 | I am friends with one of the cartpushers I used to work with on Facebook. He is a big slow-witted guy. So the hackers decided to clone his account/photo and ask "You need to text me at x number. It is extremely urgent." So I thought, wait a second. Dustin would never have been able to write something that coherent. It must be a hacker. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | In my midwestern city, there is a legend..... |
| coolcono 02/05/21 2:01:26 PM #1 | I live central MN and there is a nearby city called Crosby. The saying goes "Crosby hoes are no nos." And to illustrate how old that saying is, I had a comic strip idea. Three baby triceratops are huddled in a group. "Would you date Cassidy-Rex?" The other triceratops "Bluck no, everyone knows, Crosby hoes are no-nos." A T-Rex springs up and gobbles up one of the triceratops. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | My brother is thinking of breaking up with his bf/fiance of 5 years. |
| coolcono 02/05/21 12:24:07 PM #15 | I think it might be exacerbated by the stress due to COVID and it is the worst time of year for mood. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | My brother is thinking of breaking up with his bf/fiance of 5 years. |
| coolcono 02/05/21 12:10:04 PM #9 | KainWind posted... Do you feel whatever your investment in the relationship is is more important than your brother's happiness?They have two cats and a dog. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | My brother is thinking of breaking up with his bf/fiance of 5 years. |
| coolcono 02/05/21 12:08:15 PM #6 | KainWind posted... Do you feel whatever your investment in the relationship is is more important than your brother's happiness?I like Tanner. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | My brother is thinking of breaking up with his bf/fiance of 5 years. |
| coolcono 02/05/21 12:07:32 PM #5 | Apparently they argue quite a bit. :( --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | My brother is thinking of breaking up with his bf/fiance of 5 years. |
| coolcono 02/05/21 12:04:53 PM #1 | I hope he doesn't do it. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | Concepts that need specific words in the dictionary. |
| coolcono 02/04/21 3:22:05 PM #1 | The reviewer(s) who rate great films poorly, so that they can be trendy. "Joker is just about an emo middle aged man" 1.3 When you send a text, but immediately block the person receiving it, so they don't see the awful thing you said about them. --- psn- trucano |
| Topic | I tried to play Silent Hill 2, but |
| coolcono 02/03/21 1:39:06 PM #6 | KlownArt posted... It's one of my favorite games ever. However, it does default to tank controls which people get disorientated easily with if they aren't used to it. Plus, the areas are more "real" than something like classic RE. Often lacking in landmarks compared to RE.There is alternative to tank controls? I have the Xbox 360 remaster. --- psn- trucano |
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