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Topicoops, i accidentally washed the tv remote with the sheets
chelsea___wtf
11/12/23 1:55:56 PM
#7
can i get an update on the remote's status

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TopicAll trunks in your home become chests. How different is your life?
chelsea___wtf
11/07/23 5:06:03 PM
#4
MrMelodramatic posted...
Both infinite
everything in my light-cone would be incinerated then i guess

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TopicAll trunks in your home become chests. How different is your life?
chelsea___wtf
11/07/23 4:12:56 PM
#2
it depends on the strength and duration of the laser

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TopicWho develops/generates the Poll of the Day on the homepage?
chelsea___wtf
11/07/23 11:41:07 AM
#3
i do it. cjayc pays me 100$ a poll

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TopicI tap two islands and play scuttletide
chelsea___wtf
11/01/23 4:48:08 PM
#5
nice play. i crack my black lotus to cast onulet
https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/d/7/d77fe8e2-8438-473e-ace5-01baddd2c4ed.jpg?1562940572

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TopicHere's my first red flag, lol, I don't drive.
chelsea___wtf
11/01/23 4:45:48 PM
#5
my boyfriend cant drive and i can't either. we just bike everywhere. its way better anyway

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TopicThere are only two Mario power ups
chelsea___wtf
10/31/23 6:11:11 PM
#9
what about the frog suit

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TopicEvery boy had a crush on Maid Marian, and every girl a crush on Robin Hood
chelsea___wtf
10/28/23 8:24:32 PM
#8
Homophobic

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Topici cant hang out with my friends bc i got exposed to covid
chelsea___wtf
10/26/23 2:24:08 PM
#1
im so lonely :(

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TopicRate the above posters dream pokemon team
chelsea___wtf
10/25/23 9:02:18 PM
#20
FEAR rattata
FEAR rattata
FEAR rattata
FEAR rattata
FEAR rattata
wobbuffet

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TopicIf you ran across a modern day Diogenes
chelsea___wtf
10/05/23 11:23:03 AM
#4
i would jump into his mud puddle

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Topicit should be illegal to eat crunchy food in a quiet office
chelsea___wtf
10/05/23 11:19:40 AM
#13
dirtbasedsoap is a single-issue voter and it's banning crunchy food in quiet offices

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Topici have a job interview today
chelsea___wtf
09/20/23 2:46:03 PM
#3
potdnewb posted...
try to avoid using the w where there is an r in words is a good start
good luck
absowutewy not

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Topici have a job interview today
chelsea___wtf
09/20/23 12:08:32 PM
#1
im stwessed out >_<;;

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TopicHow do I do jump puzzles in fortnite
chelsea___wtf
09/20/23 1:18:57 AM
#1
My girlfriend says there's jump puzzles but I thought it was a shooter game

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TopicI don't like that we are supposed to be nice to people with food texture issues
chelsea___wtf
09/18/23 6:58:45 PM
#33


Cruciferous posted...
On a much smaller scale but slightly related note, I'm never inviting one friend to KBBQ again because she made the whole ordeal just a bit more difficult because she failed to disclose she's avoiding pork again

Meanwhile almost everything the rest of the group wanted to get was pork

Thankfully she ended up just choosing off the a la carte menu for a separate dish SO AS TO NOT MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM. But it ruins the vibes of KBBQ!
if youre obsessed with what other people want to eat, you are the weirdo ruining the vibe

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TopicI am in the process of creating my Tulpa.
chelsea___wtf
09/10/23 12:21:43 PM
#25
good luck with your tulpa! why did you name her mags?

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TopicHow long as it been since you've done the wild thing?
chelsea___wtf
09/10/23 12:12:57 PM
#25
ParanoidObsessive posted...
I wouldn't say "most". At least in the US you're only hitting 50% or so before age 18. You're not getting a huge majority until you hit the mid-20s.

It kind of caps out around 27 or so, though. If you're still a virgin by that point, you're probably locked in for life.
idk boss i didnt have sex until i was 30 and now i have sex all the time. different people are virgins for different reasons and people's life circumstances changes

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TopicI am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5
chelsea___wtf
09/08/23 12:37:09 AM
#63
DirtBasedSoap posted...
my legs will be for show and completely unstable


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TopicI am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5
chelsea___wtf
09/08/23 12:36:07 AM
#62
BlackScythe0 posted...
Wishing you were taller is not the same as a persons gender identity and I consider it to be transphobia that people are attempting to make this argument.
i think i know more about transphobia than you

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TopicI am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5
chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 9:30:20 PM
#47
Zareth posted...
Because the treatment is potentially dangerous? HRT is very different than breaking your fucking bones.
it is very different from HRT, but HRT isn't the only form of gender-affirming care

i dunno what the risk profile is like for this leg-lengthening surgery, but all surgeries have risks. my facial feminization surgery involved breaking one of my 'fucking bones', shaving a lot of other bones in my chin and forehead, and cutting out a lot of cartilage. they literally opened up my forehead sinus and put a metal plate over it.

the risks include permanent numbness/other facial nerve injuries, severe voice damage, and (~very rarely~) permanent brain damage. my lower lip is probably going to be numb for 6 months post-surgery, and there's an outside chance I'll never regain sensation in it.

I read about the risks beforehand and consented to them, just like you'd do for a leg-lengthening surgery


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TopicI am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5
chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 5:34:35 PM
#41
ReturnOfFa posted...
I definitely feel I came off as insensitive with my previously stated perspective, because these thoughts you've conveyed are very important. I think cis people are an easier target for comedy since they're in the privileged position, in the same way that it's easier to make fun of white people. Still, that should be balanced with respect and support for gender-affirming surgery for all folks.


DirtBasedSoap posted...
im going to become 9 feet tall
can you give me uppies

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TopicAre you getting Starfeld then it comes out?
chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 2:19:47 PM
#25
looks like a pretty standard bethesda game, which is just not a genre im very into these days. i was hoping it would be good bc i love space games, but it doesnt really seem to have any of the things i want in a space game

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TopicHow long as it been since you've done the wild thing?
chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 1:54:54 PM
#11
11 hours

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TopicI am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5
chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 1:53:30 PM
#36
its funny when people are ok with me getting a metal plate in my forehead to cure my facial dysphoria, but mock a cis guy for getting metal rods in his legs to cure his height dysphoria

gender-affirming care isnt just for trans people. most of it is hand-me-downs from cis people who don't feel like they conform to their assigned gender in the way they want to/used to

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TopicHow do you figuratively punch a girl in the dick?
chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 3:35:59 AM
#6
I punch my girlfriend in the dick all the time. Skill issue

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TopicI am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5
chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 1:33:40 AM
#19
congrats! hope you enjoy your new height

what's the recovery period like for that surgery?

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Topic"Sorry, we don't sell tickets to adults not accompanying a child."
chelsea___wtf
09/04/23 1:35:07 PM
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Dikitain posted...
As a single man, I would feel kind of odd going to a place where it is nothing but kids if I wasn't accompanying any kids there. Anyone who is comfortable with it should probably think about WHY they are.
what does being a man have to do with it

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Topicbabe are you a hot jupiter
chelsea___wtf
08/30/23 1:52:26 PM
#5
Metalsonic66 posted...
Because you've got a weird red mark that you might wanna get looked at by a doctor
I don't follow this one at all. Please respect the Exoplanet Humor forum rules by keeping your jokes scientifically accurate.

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Topicbabe are you a hot jupiter
chelsea___wtf
08/30/23 11:53:24 AM
#2
because you sure are a large mass orbiting me closely

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Topicgot a raise today
chelsea___wtf
08/30/23 11:52:58 AM
#5
DirtBasedSoap posted...
can i have some money


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Topicbabe are you a hot jupiter
chelsea___wtf
08/28/23 1:28:34 PM
#1
because the doppler shift in my heart when you approach is detectable from other star systems

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Topichoobastank concert tonight in my swamp
chelsea___wtf
08/21/23 6:50:58 PM
#9
is chumbawumba opening for them

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TopicIs Mr. Snurb Mr. Bruns?
chelsea___wtf
08/18/23 5:31:45 PM
#6
who is mr bruns

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Topicwhat are the odds that starfield is actually good
chelsea___wtf
08/18/23 5:27:57 PM
#13
0

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TopicBeing a man is hard
chelsea___wtf
08/17/23 10:40:56 AM
#26
Just be a woman then

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TopicHelp, serious answers only
chelsea___wtf
08/17/23 1:01:54 AM
#12
if you rot13 J you get W

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TopicThoughts on the Hulu streaming service?
chelsea___wtf
08/17/23 1:01:12 AM
#17
I don't like that they don't let me restream it

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Topicbanjo tooie is so much more racist than i remember
chelsea___wtf
08/16/23 11:29:02 AM
#18
NinjaGhosts posted...
Its not bad you people force it to be bad
explain how

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TopicHow do I get a girlfriend?
chelsea___wtf
08/14/23 12:37:09 PM
#18
i met my first girlfriend on gamefaqs

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Topicbanjo tooie is so much more racist than i remember
chelsea___wtf
08/13/23 7:06:52 PM
#1
humba wumba is pretty embarassing. not to mention basically all of mayahem temple -- "targetzan's slightly less sacred chamber"? yikes

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TopicI'm watching Godzilla King of the Monsters
chelsea___wtf
08/13/23 7:04:50 PM
#9
i liked the part of shin godzilla where she didnt have arms yet and slipped around on her belly like a little reptile

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TopicIs the majority of this board still mad at me?
chelsea___wtf
08/13/23 7:03:23 PM
#22
it could have used more plot twists

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TopicDale Gribble's voice actor died...
chelsea___wtf
08/10/23 5:24:52 PM
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Nade_Duck posted...
rip reboot
they'd already need a new voice actor for luanne, so idk if this would be a showstopper

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TopicWhy are drunk chicks hot, but drunk men look like melting lightbulbs?
chelsea___wtf
08/08/23 4:42:10 PM
#13
topic clearly written by someone who hasnt seen my boyfriend get drunk

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Topicolivia kirtley and mark shapiro should be in jail
chelsea___wtf
08/05/23 2:02:24 PM
#1
they have no pizza experience. they're not even in the pizza category

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TopicI don't mind disagreements in policy, I think that's great. I love the dialectic
chelsea___wtf
08/04/23 12:50:15 PM
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adjl posted...
Sorry, I'll try to be more well-rounded.
can i have your extra corners

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TopicI don't mind disagreements in policy, I think that's great. I love the dialectic
chelsea___wtf
08/04/23 12:14:13 PM
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But you call Senator Sanders everything but an ignorant slut

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Topicgirl that sits in my cubicle eats like a horse
chelsea___wtf
08/02/23 9:42:39 PM
#19
What is she eating

Offer her a sugar cube if she eats quieter

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TopicMy neighbor tried to reward me with a bj for finding her iPhone
chelsea___wtf
07/16/23 4:18:08 PM
#28
Pirate_of_FAQs posted...
Arr, matey! As a pirate, I must confess I be havin' no favorites when it comes to captains to plunder from. Be it the swashbucklin' Blackbeard, the cunning Captain Kidd, or the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, any captain with a ship full o' treasure be fair game for us scallywags of the sea! We be takin' from the rich and keepin' for ourselves, sailin' under the black flag with no allegiance to any particular captain. So beware, me hearties, for any captain sailin' the high seas be riskin' a visit from me crew and me, for we be always on the lookout for a grand opportunity to snatch some precious loot!

Does your crew ever steal from your own booty

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