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Topic | oops, i accidentally washed the tv remote with the sheets |
chelsea___wtf 11/12/23 1:55:56 PM #7 | can i get an update on the remote's status
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Topic | All trunks in your home become chests. How different is your life? |
chelsea___wtf 11/07/23 5:06:03 PM #4 | MrMelodramatic posted...
Both infiniteeverything in my light-cone would be incinerated then i guess --- creature-based |
Topic | All trunks in your home become chests. How different is your life? |
chelsea___wtf 11/07/23 4:12:56 PM #2 | it depends on the strength and duration of the laser
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Topic | Who develops/generates the Poll of the Day on the homepage? |
chelsea___wtf 11/07/23 11:41:07 AM #3 | i do it. cjayc pays me 100$ a poll
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Topic | I tap two islands and play scuttletide |
chelsea___wtf 11/01/23 4:48:08 PM #5 | nice play. i crack my black lotus to cast onulet
https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/d/7/d77fe8e2-8438-473e-ace5-01baddd2c4ed.jpg?1562940572 --- creature-based |
Topic | Here's my first red flag, lol, I don't drive. |
chelsea___wtf 11/01/23 4:45:48 PM #5 | my boyfriend cant drive and i can't either. we just bike everywhere. its way better anyway
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Topic | There are only two Mario power ups |
chelsea___wtf 10/31/23 6:11:11 PM #9 | what about the frog suit
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Topic | Every boy had a crush on Maid Marian, and every girl a crush on Robin Hood |
chelsea___wtf 10/28/23 8:24:32 PM #8 | Homophobic
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Topic | i cant hang out with my friends bc i got exposed to covid |
chelsea___wtf 10/26/23 2:24:08 PM #1 | im so lonely :(
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Topic | Rate the above posters dream pokemon team |
chelsea___wtf 10/25/23 9:02:18 PM #20 | FEAR rattata
FEAR rattata FEAR rattata FEAR rattata FEAR rattata wobbuffet --- creature-based |
Topic | If you ran across a modern day Diogenes |
chelsea___wtf 10/05/23 11:23:03 AM #4 | i would jump into his mud puddle
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Topic | it should be illegal to eat crunchy food in a quiet office |
chelsea___wtf 10/05/23 11:19:40 AM #13 | dirtbasedsoap is a single-issue voter and it's banning crunchy food in quiet offices
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Topic | i have a job interview today |
chelsea___wtf 09/20/23 2:46:03 PM #3 | potdnewb posted...
try to avoid using the w where there is an r in words is a good startabsowutewy not --- creature-based |
Topic | i have a job interview today |
chelsea___wtf 09/20/23 12:08:32 PM #1 | im stwessed out >_<;;
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Topic | How do I do jump puzzles in fortnite |
chelsea___wtf 09/20/23 1:18:57 AM #1 | My girlfriend says there's jump puzzles but I thought it was a shooter game
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Topic | I don't like that we are supposed to be nice to people with food texture issues |
chelsea___wtf 09/18/23 6:58:45 PM #33 | Cruciferous posted... On a much smaller scale but slightly related note, I'm never inviting one friend to KBBQ again because she made the whole ordeal just a bit more difficult because she failed to disclose she's avoiding pork againif youre obsessed with what other people want to eat, you are the weirdo ruining the vibe --- creature-based |
Topic | I am in the process of creating my Tulpa. |
chelsea___wtf 09/10/23 12:21:43 PM #25 | good luck with your tulpa! why did you name her mags?
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Topic | How long as it been since you've done the wild thing? |
chelsea___wtf 09/10/23 12:12:57 PM #25 | ParanoidObsessive posted...
I wouldn't say "most". At least in the US you're only hitting 50% or so before age 18. You're not getting a huge majority until you hit the mid-20s.idk boss i didnt have sex until i was 30 and now i have sex all the time. different people are virgins for different reasons and people's life circumstances changes --- creature-based |
Topic | I am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5 |
chelsea___wtf 09/08/23 12:37:09 AM #63 | DirtBasedSoap posted...
my legs will be for show and completely unstable --- creature-based |
Topic | I am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5 |
chelsea___wtf 09/08/23 12:36:07 AM #62 | BlackScythe0 posted...
Wishing you were taller is not the same as a persons gender identity and I consider it to be transphobia that people are attempting to make this argument.i think i know more about transphobia than you --- creature-based |
Topic | I am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5 |
chelsea___wtf 09/07/23 9:30:20 PM #47 | Zareth posted...
Because the treatment is potentially dangerous? HRT is very different than breaking your fucking bones.it is very different from HRT, but HRT isn't the only form of gender-affirming care i dunno what the risk profile is like for this leg-lengthening surgery, but all surgeries have risks. my facial feminization surgery involved breaking one of my 'fucking bones', shaving a lot of other bones in my chin and forehead, and cutting out a lot of cartilage. they literally opened up my forehead sinus and put a metal plate over it. the risks include permanent numbness/other facial nerve injuries, severe voice damage, and (~very rarely~) permanent brain damage. my lower lip is probably going to be numb for 6 months post-surgery, and there's an outside chance I'll never regain sensation in it. I read about the risks beforehand and consented to them, just like you'd do for a leg-lengthening surgery --- creature-based |
Topic | I am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5 |
chelsea___wtf 09/07/23 5:34:35 PM #41 | ReturnOfFa posted...
I definitely feel I came off as insensitive with my previously stated perspective, because these thoughts you've conveyed are very important. I think cis people are an easier target for comedy since they're in the privileged position, in the same way that it's easier to make fun of white people. Still, that should be balanced with respect and support for gender-affirming surgery for all folks. DirtBasedSoap posted... im going to become 9 feet tallcan you give me uppies --- creature-based |
Topic | Are you getting Starfeld then it comes out? |
chelsea___wtf 09/07/23 2:19:47 PM #25 | looks like a pretty standard bethesda game, which is just not a genre im very into these days. i was hoping it would be good bc i love space games, but it doesnt really seem to have any of the things i want in a space game
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Topic | How long as it been since you've done the wild thing? |
chelsea___wtf 09/07/23 1:54:54 PM #11 | 11 hours
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Topic | I am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5 |
chelsea___wtf 09/07/23 1:53:30 PM #36 | its funny when people are ok with me getting a metal plate in my forehead to cure my facial dysphoria, but mock a cis guy for getting metal rods in his legs to cure his height dysphoria
gender-affirming care isnt just for trans people. most of it is hand-me-downs from cis people who don't feel like they conform to their assigned gender in the way they want to/used to --- creature-based |
Topic | How do you figuratively punch a girl in the dick? |
chelsea___wtf 09/07/23 3:35:59 AM #6 | I punch my girlfriend in the dick all the time. Skill issue
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Topic | I am getting leg lengthening surgery, and going from 5'9 to 6'1.5 |
chelsea___wtf 09/07/23 1:33:40 AM #19 | congrats! hope you enjoy your new height
what's the recovery period like for that surgery? --- creature-based |
Topic | "Sorry, we don't sell tickets to adults not accompanying a child." |
chelsea___wtf 09/04/23 1:35:07 PM #95 | Dikitain posted...
As a single man, I would feel kind of odd going to a place where it is nothing but kids if I wasn't accompanying any kids there. Anyone who is comfortable with it should probably think about WHY they are.what does being a man have to do with it --- creature-based |
Topic | babe are you a hot jupiter |
chelsea___wtf 08/30/23 1:52:26 PM #5 | Metalsonic66 posted...
Because you've got a weird red mark that you might wanna get looked at by a doctorI don't follow this one at all. Please respect the Exoplanet Humor forum rules by keeping your jokes scientifically accurate. --- creature-based |
Topic | babe are you a hot jupiter |
chelsea___wtf 08/30/23 11:53:24 AM #2 | because you sure are a large mass orbiting me closely
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Topic | got a raise today |
chelsea___wtf 08/30/23 11:52:58 AM #5 | DirtBasedSoap posted...
can i have some money --- creature-based |
Topic | babe are you a hot jupiter |
chelsea___wtf 08/28/23 1:28:34 PM #1 | because the doppler shift in my heart when you approach is detectable from other star systems
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Topic | hoobastank concert tonight in my swamp |
chelsea___wtf 08/21/23 6:50:58 PM #9 | is chumbawumba opening for them
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Topic | Is Mr. Snurb Mr. Bruns? |
chelsea___wtf 08/18/23 5:31:45 PM #6 | who is mr bruns
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Topic | what are the odds that starfield is actually good |
chelsea___wtf 08/18/23 5:27:57 PM #13 | 0
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Topic | Being a man is hard |
chelsea___wtf 08/17/23 10:40:56 AM #26 | Just be a woman then
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Topic | Help, serious answers only |
chelsea___wtf 08/17/23 1:01:54 AM #12 | if you rot13 J you get W
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Topic | Thoughts on the Hulu streaming service? |
chelsea___wtf 08/17/23 1:01:12 AM #17 | I don't like that they don't let me restream it
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Topic | banjo tooie is so much more racist than i remember |
chelsea___wtf 08/16/23 11:29:02 AM #18 | NinjaGhosts posted...
Its not bad you people force it to be badexplain how --- creature-based |
Topic | How do I get a girlfriend? |
chelsea___wtf 08/14/23 12:37:09 PM #18 | i met my first girlfriend on gamefaqs
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Topic | banjo tooie is so much more racist than i remember |
chelsea___wtf 08/13/23 7:06:52 PM #1 | humba wumba is pretty embarassing. not to mention basically all of mayahem temple -- "targetzan's slightly less sacred chamber"? yikes
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Topic | I'm watching Godzilla King of the Monsters |
chelsea___wtf 08/13/23 7:04:50 PM #9 | i liked the part of shin godzilla where
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Topic | Is the majority of this board still mad at me? |
chelsea___wtf 08/13/23 7:03:23 PM #22 | it could have used more plot twists
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Topic | Dale Gribble's voice actor died... |
chelsea___wtf 08/10/23 5:24:52 PM #7 | Nade_Duck posted...
rip rebootthey'd already need a new voice actor for luanne, so idk if this would be a showstopper --- creature-based |
Topic | Why are drunk chicks hot, but drunk men look like melting lightbulbs? |
chelsea___wtf 08/08/23 4:42:10 PM #13 | topic clearly written by someone who hasnt seen my boyfriend get drunk
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Topic | olivia kirtley and mark shapiro should be in jail |
chelsea___wtf 08/05/23 2:02:24 PM #1 | they have no pizza experience. they're not even in the pizza category
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Topic | I don't mind disagreements in policy, I think that's great. I love the dialectic |
chelsea___wtf 08/04/23 12:50:15 PM #3 | adjl posted...
Sorry, I'll try to be more well-rounded.can i have your extra corners --- creature-based |
Topic | I don't mind disagreements in policy, I think that's great. I love the dialectic |
chelsea___wtf 08/04/23 12:14:13 PM #1 | But you call Senator Sanders everything but an ignorant slut
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Topic | girl that sits in my cubicle eats like a horse |
chelsea___wtf 08/02/23 9:42:39 PM #19 | What is she eating
Offer her a sugar cube if she eats quieter --- creature-based |
Topic | My neighbor tried to reward me with a bj for finding her iPhone |
chelsea___wtf 07/16/23 4:18:08 PM #28 | Pirate_of_FAQs posted... Arr, matey! As a pirate, I must confess I be havin' no favorites when it comes to captains to plunder from. Be it the swashbucklin' Blackbeard, the cunning Captain Kidd, or the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, any captain with a ship full o' treasure be fair game for us scallywags of the sea! We be takin' from the rich and keepin' for ourselves, sailin' under the black flag with no allegiance to any particular captain. So beware, me hearties, for any captain sailin' the high seas be riskin' a visit from me crew and me, for we be always on the lookout for a grand opportunity to snatch some precious loot! Does your crew ever steal from your own booty --- creature-based |
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