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TopicRazor blades found attached to children's slide.
brestugo
12/03/18 11:20:56 PM
#16
Someone put razor blades on the handles of shopping carts here in L.A. a few months back. People who do shit like that should be put under the jail.
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TopicAnyone else shit in the garbage can to save water?
brestugo
12/03/18 11:11:52 PM
#15
powerman1426 posted...
Shit at work and get paid. Fuck, this is like basic

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TopicIs it OK for a straight guy to use chap stick?
brestugo
12/03/18 10:26:52 PM
#7
Every time I buy lip balm I fucking lose it 2 days later.
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TopicDo you ever somehow lose something you JUST had?
brestugo
12/03/18 7:04:58 PM
#6
poltergeist
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TopicWHITE professor calls campus security on BLACK colleague for eating breakfast!
brestugo
12/03/18 6:43:16 PM
#41
@Le___seul_dieu_

The number really works too.
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TopicWHITE professor calls campus security on BLACK colleague for eating breakfast!
brestugo
12/03/18 6:39:49 PM
#36
Le___seul_dieu_ posted...
@brestugo posted...
The professor should have called 1-844-WYT-FEAR


oh my god lol. this is amazing

Spread the word!
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TopicWHITE professor calls campus security on BLACK colleague for eating breakfast!
brestugo
12/03/18 6:30:13 PM
#27
The professor should have called 1-844-WYT-FEAR


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Topicbrushing your teeth?
brestugo
12/03/18 3:37:51 PM
#8
ArchiePeck posted...
*awaits the anti-brusher movement*

They call them self anti-bruxx
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TopicJust in time for the holidays: Snoop Dogg's Gin & Juice recipe
brestugo
12/03/18 2:59:18 PM
#1
https://www.esquire.com/uk/food-drink/a23919721/snoop-dogg-cook-book-recipes/

Remix Gin and Juice
Snoop tells readers that after 25 years of mixing that Tanqueray with the OJ, it was time for a "fresh twist"

Ingredients (Serves 1)

1 oz [30 ml] gin (Tanqueray, preferably), 1 oz [30 ml] apple-flavoured vodka, 2 oz [60 ml] pineapple juice, Pineapple leaves and a lime wheel, for garnishing.

Method

1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the gin, vodka, and pineapple juice. Stir.

2. Strain into a rocks glass and garnish with the pineapple leaves and lime wheel. Serve immediately.


Also in the link is Snoop's Recipe for OG Fried Bologna sandwich and Bow Wow brownies for when the "munchies" come along.
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TopicThe President wishes Jewish-Americans a Happy Hannukah
brestugo
12/03/18 1:22:58 PM
#25
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
I don't think the President needs to tweet about ever holiday but I do like how Obama constantly makes him look like a chump.

Agreed.

I don't even think Obama is trying to make Drumpf look bad. Just doing what a decent person would do in a given situation makes Drumpf look bad.
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TopicTrump suddenly thinks the US' military spending is 'Crazy'
brestugo
12/03/18 12:48:11 PM
#15
Putin got to him at G20.
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TopicJimmy Carter outlived George HW Bush
brestugo
12/02/18 10:34:21 PM
#5
Outlived Reagan too.
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TopicSchool 'accidentally' serves preschool students Pine-Sol
brestugo
12/02/18 6:20:36 PM
#12
Meanwhile:

Janitor "accidentally" fucks up preschool students floor by mopping with apple juice.
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TopicSteve Urkel is a misunderstood hero.
brestugo
12/02/18 4:10:34 PM
#4
I was his neighbor as a kid. Used to shoot hoops with him.
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TopicHow is Barron that tall
brestugo
12/02/18 4:03:35 PM
#48
Space_Man posted...
Irregardless posted...
Because his real dad was probably tall

Yeah Trump is 6'3"

WHOOOOSH
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TopicHow is Barron that tall
brestugo
12/02/18 3:58:47 PM
#47
TeaMilk posted...
Gafemage posted...
ktn8OaH

omg i never saw this one but i made this the other night
0z7nTbw


Both are pretty funny.
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TopicHow is Barron that tall
brestugo
12/02/18 3:51:09 PM
#41
Not making fun of the kid but his face never shows emotion and his eyes are black like a shark's.
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TopicHow much do knockdowns count in boxing?
brestugo
12/02/18 2:14:26 PM
#17
Anyway did anyone watch the fight last night? I don't do PPV anymore. Been burned too much.
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TopicHow much do knockdowns count in boxing?
brestugo
12/02/18 2:11:22 PM
#15
Ok I see where we're disagreeing. If you assume a fighter is getting 10 then they lose two. If you assume the fighter is going to get 9 then they're losing one.

I start assuming 10. Others do not. Fair enough.
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TopicHow much do knockdowns count in boxing?
brestugo
12/02/18 1:57:04 PM
#12
shockthemonkey posted...
brestugo posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
You lose a point for getting knocked down

two points.

Nope

It's a 10-8 round after a knockdown, dude.
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TopicImagine if there was a store called Chad's Secret.
brestugo
12/02/18 1:39:44 PM
#10
Chad's Secret takes limitless deliveries in the rear. 24/7
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TopicHow much do knockdowns count in boxing?
brestugo
12/02/18 1:11:33 PM
#10
Orlando_Jordan posted...
When is a boxer in danger of dying?

The moment they step in the ring. Mike Tyson said the only time he ever felt scared was after the introductions.
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TopicHow much do knockdowns count in boxing?
brestugo
12/02/18 1:10:30 PM
#9
shockthemonkey posted...
You lose a point for getting knocked down

two points.
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Topiccan you dig it, suckaaaaaaaaa
brestugo
12/02/18 12:35:26 PM
#5

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TopicHow much do knockdowns count in boxing?
brestugo
12/02/18 12:30:31 PM
#4
SauI_Goodman posted...
In some cases if you are knocked down 3 times you are considered knocked out and lose automatically.

Correct. That has to be agreed upon before the fight. Also "saved by the bell" knockout rules.
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TopicHow much do knockdowns count in boxing?
brestugo
12/02/18 12:07:10 PM
#2
Fights have a 10 point must system. That means each round is scored 10 points for the winner and 9 for the loser.

If the round is a draw it's scored 10-10 (10 even).

If there's a knockdown it's scored 10-8 for the person delivering the knockdown.
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TopicWhy is Batman the most popular Superhero?
brestugo
12/01/18 10:41:30 PM
#12
I'm going with Spiderman. Maybe Batman was once but not now.
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TopicCustomers legit get mad when you ask to check your receipt
brestugo
12/01/18 10:35:36 PM
#41
I kind of think it's funny at Costco - yeah I'm going to stick two jugs of juice up my leg and a half pallet of Cheez-its up my sleeve and try to walk out.
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Topiccatalina wine mixer
brestugo
12/01/18 10:15:24 PM
#8
"I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drums!"
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TopicCustomers legit get mad when you ask to check your receipt
brestugo
12/01/18 10:01:22 PM
#30
I'm fine showing a receipt as long as I'm not the only one being asked. Same with showing ID to use a credit card.

But If everyone blows through the exit without showing a receipt or if everyone uses a credit card without showing ID and then *I* get asked - then the store manager is going to have a problem.
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TopicImagine being such low class trash you don't clean the lint filter
brestugo
12/01/18 8:04:28 PM
#4
I spent a week at my uncle and aunt's one time. I did laundry before flying out and checked the lint filter. There was enough lint to knit a sweater. It's a wonder that joint never caught fire.
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TopicYour scariest moment in life?
brestugo
12/01/18 7:29:18 PM
#37
This didn't happen to me, but a guy I used to work with told me that when he was in the army he and some buddies got drunk and stole an army truck for some joyriding. They were training in the desert so there were no people or lights around.

They're roaring over the sand dunes and acting crazy when all of a sudden the truck just cuts out. They can't get it started. They get out to look under the hood and notice they were just about 15 feet from the edge of a cliff. There was about a thousand foot drop.

If they had kept going they would have all been killed.
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Topichow do I get rid of bags under my eyes? I've been getting enough sleep for years
brestugo
12/01/18 7:22:15 PM
#5
Sometimes it's hereditary/genetic.
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TopicYour honest thoughts on men who can't grow much facial hair?
brestugo
12/01/18 7:20:04 PM
#53
They should be clean shaven. A pubestache is not attractive.
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TopicWhat is the coolest Star Wars ship?
brestugo
12/01/18 6:18:34 PM
#11
The Y-wing was pretty cool too.
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TopicWhat is the coolest Star Wars ship?
brestugo
11/30/18 11:03:26 PM
#8
Star Destroyer or the Death Star.
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TopicYour scariest moment in life?
brestugo
11/30/18 10:56:29 PM
#21
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
brestugo posted...
Was on a cross-country flight that dropped about a thousand feet. Twice. Guy next to me hit the ceiling, bags fell out of the overhead, flight attendants and carts everywhere.

Open air turbulence. To top it off it was 4 days after the shoe bomber got caught in Paris so people were on edge anyway.


I love those flights. Did everyone go "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" in unison? Like it was going to help? When that happens I take a death grip on the arm rest because.... THAT helps too and wonder.... "Am I really going to burn up in a cornfield in Nebraska? It's always the last thing you suspect"

Then you get off the plane with shit in your pants and the cute little airline lady is standing there with urine in her panties goin "Hope to see you again!"

Yeah I dug my hands into the armrest deep! There was actual screaming which didn't make anyone feel better. Really harrowing. The pilot said something about flying over the top of a thunderstorm. The flight was from Boston to LAX and this happened somewhere over Arizona/New Mexico. They gave us free drinks the rest of the flight.

I remember looking down at the cockpit at one point. Kind of like how you look down a well.
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TopicGigantic 12 year-old.
brestugo
11/30/18 10:46:08 PM
#19
Not making fun of the kid but he's always got a vacant stare on his face.
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TopicYour scariest moment in life?
brestugo
11/30/18 10:44:18 PM
#19
Was on a cross-country flight that dropped about a thousand feet. Twice. Guy next to me hit the ceiling, bags fell out of the overhead, flight attendants and carts everywhere.

Open air turbulence. To top it off it was 4 days after the shoe bomber got caught in Paris so people were on edge anyway.
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TopicGigantic 12 year-old.
brestugo
11/30/18 10:35:58 PM
#17
TeaMilk posted...
0z7nTbw

LMFAO
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TopicI hate when I have dreams about work.
brestugo
11/30/18 10:32:27 PM
#5
I still have dreams about a job I left 4 years ago. It was a stressful job and I often took it home with me. Not good.
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TopicWould you ever watch something that you have poor expectations for...
brestugo
11/30/18 10:20:34 PM
#3
No.
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Topicwhich cemen live in the roughest areas ?
brestugo
11/30/18 9:57:42 PM
#45
Ryetoast posted...
brestugo posted...
Ryetoast posted...
San Bernardino count?

San Bernardino can get rough.


Luckily I'm near the university..but if you go a block down it's ghetto again lol.

My cousin's boyfriend lives near CSUSB. Yeah that area's fine. Visited a friend in another part of town and car got broken into in about 8 minutes.
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Topicwhich cemen live in the roughest areas ?
brestugo
11/30/18 9:39:41 PM
#21
Ryetoast posted...
San Bernardino count?

San Bernardino can get rough.
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TopicPro-gun pastor accused of shooting a woman who refused to have sex with him.
brestugo
11/30/18 9:10:02 PM
#21
That's a helluva way to try to get a 4some going.
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