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What about Fred Durst?

you all have some square-ass parents.

Fuckin' spongebob parents, I tell you wuht.

"done"
"can't even"

Bananana posted...

bobbaaay posted...

I'm surprised so many CEmen are saying Indian. I thought CEmen only ate meat?

Lamb, chicken tikka masala/vindaloo, OOF

get that garbage out of here. XD

most good Indian is true Hindu veg

I'm surprised so many CEmen are saying Indian. I thought CEmen only ate meat?

My cat talks nonstop, she smells bad, she's afraid of water, she plays with her poop, and she knocks everything off tables.

Sounds like a bad gf, or an angry crust punk girlfriend.

MARKINGRAM22 posted...

All food is ethnic...

No shit? Did I imply that it isn't?

Eerieka posted...

PhazonReborn posted...

Came into the topic to vote Thai, saw it was the first choice. Was not disappointed

This for me, too. Very happy to see it was "the obvious choice." God damn I fucking love Thai food.

I think massaman curry is easily, and consistently, one of the best non-ice cream foods I ever put in my mouth.

Bananana posted...

bobbaaay posted...

Bananana posted...

Indian food clearly

Also lmao @ Italian/German food being ethnic food

Maybe ethnic wasn't the right word, then?

And there's definitely a distinct food culture for those areas.

I guess when I think ethnic I think outside of Western culture as a whole. Though maybe thats my faux pas

Ethnic meant referring to a specific ethnicity.
Ex. I'm from Cleveland, Ohio and just moved outside of Ann Arbor/Detroit, Michigan. The Eastern European population is MUCH smaller here apparently. I meet tons of people who've never had pierogies that weren't frozen. People who've never had haluski or paprikash, etc.
I was also shocked to see how difficult it is to find decent kielbasa at the grocery stores.

It's definitely not something you take for granted or is completely meshed with the bigger American food culture. It's still somewhat niche. Not that I do -- but I doubt the average American outside of pockets of the Midwest has had duck's blood soup or calf brains, or any of the other weird things Polish immigrants used to eat.

Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...

Wow, how do miss African (really, West African) cuisines? Jollof rice, akara, roasted yams, etc.

I almost put African as #10, but there were only ten options -- and I knew I was forgetting a big one (Indian durrr)

Bananana posted...

Indian food clearly

Also lmao @ Italian/German food being ethnic food

Maybe ethnic wasn't the right word, then?

And there's definitely a distinct food culture for those areas.

PhazonReborn posted...

Came into the topic to vote Thai, saw it was the first choice. Was not disappointed

Good lad or lass.

Bananana posted...

Indian food clearly

Also lmao @ Italian/German food being ethnic food

FFFFFF
I knew I forgot a big one. My girlfriend is Indian, too XD

Indian is #3 for me. But South Indian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> North

My comments in choices.

I think I'm allergic to galanga. I don't have any food allergies that I know of -- but I get really swoll' and head-achey whenever I eat Vietnamese, so I stopped.

Uh - my parents' house was split level and there was no door to the basement. I'd fuck girls in the basement while my mom was in the kitchen. lol

no fucks given. except literally.

VipaGTS posted...

i mean...this collection has been released in various ways so many times. you probably could have paid less and gotten the same stuff on a lesser console.

Well yeah. I mean emulators, dreamcast mods -- whatever.

I got it because my gf is excited about having a switch and i figured it'd be a good multiplayer thing

Fatal Labyrinth isn't as good as i remembered.
The switch controller isn't as good for Golden Axe.
The Phantasy Star games look bland.
I don't like platformers.

Maybe i can just play Columns? Lol

butthole666 posted...

Is PSO still playable tho

Why not? Play offline

Time Stalkers and PSO both rule.
Otherwise meh

Joeydollaz posted...

Pretty sure ACE VENTURA 2 is better

YES. Good call.

Irony posted...

OP was wrong until Star Wars

Bill and Ted Bogus Journey and Amityville 2 aren't just better than their originals -- they're both WAY, WAY, WAY better.

Friday the 13th and Child's Play it's only a slight, slight edge with the sequels.

CommonStar posted...

The Dark Knight
LoTR: Two Towers and Return of the King
Rocky 2 and 3

Never seen any movies in any of those 3 franchises - so I can't comment.

Ryetoast posted...

bobbaaay posted...

fuck no.

latina > indian > middle eastern > eastern European > African American > northern European > "Asian" > Native American > Pacific Islander

looks-wise

Wheres Filipinas?

If you say Paciffic Islanders Im gonna flip.

They're firmly in Latina for reasons.

Child's Play 2
Basket Case 2
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Amityville 2
Friday the 13th Part 2
Evil Dead 2
Ghostbusters 2
Adam's Family Values
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

ThyCorndog posted...

bobbaaay posted...

fuck no.

latina > indian > middle eastern > eastern European > African American > northern European > "Asian" > Native American > Pacific Islander

looks-wise

why did you separate eastern and northern european but then didn't include southern european

lol. I don't think about Southern European? Is that a distinct look? Looks-wise most Mediterranean women are similar to Middle Eastern, imo? :X

Eastern I meant like -- Hungarian, Bulgarian, Romanian, Polish, German, etc.
Northern I meant like -- Nordic women, Irish, fair-skinned blonde/redhead

fuck no.

latina > indian > middle eastern > eastern European > African American > northern European > "Asian" > Native American > Pacific Islander

looks-wise

The Robocop remake

Webmaster4531 posted...

bobbaaay posted...

Unabomber's manifesto

That's some weak ass trolling.

I'm not trolling. I actually loved what the first half of the manifesto said. Like I said - I used to have tons of luddite beliefs.

ledbowman posted...

bobbaaay posted...

believe it's their duty to educate those of opposing viewpoints

I thought this was called coastal elitism.

It's not elitist to try and have discourse rather than dismiss and discard people right off the bat. An example is a Facebook group I got banned from (I can't remember which one, maybe I Know For a Fucking Fact That Isn't Science). There was lots of discussion about transphobes "infiltrating" the group (which had nothing to do with trans rights) -- and if anybody said they believed in two genders or blah blah blah they'd be blocked flat out without warning. One of the mods was trans.

So in a discussion about the bannings, I said something like, "If somebody isn't volatile and is truly just ignorant - why would you not want to talk with them, provide resources, educate?" and the mod said I was defending them, blah blah and said it's not his "job" to educate the ignorant.
This is a stark contrast from the early days of the internet when people would argue endlessly.
Minds CAN be changed, and people CAN be educated.
I can say personally, I never understood the whole word "female" being offensive until someone educated me. Was I volatile about it? No. Could the person(s) involved easily just blocked me and pissed me off flat out? Yeah - probably, which is the norm in most cases now. I could also point to tons of other examples where people swayed my opinions through intelligent conversation. GMOs, the benefits of frozen produce, my beliefs I used to have in alternative medicine, etc.

Maybe I'm not a barbarian (no offense to barbarians) who supports public execution of individuals?

catboy0_0 posted...

this is why most people don't take the far left seriously "if you're not with us YOU'RE a nazi too!" give me a fucking break

This is true. 10 years ago I would've been considered "far left." I had tons of ludite beliefs and loved the Unabomber's manifesto as well as The McDonaldization of Society. I volunteered at CSAs and farmer's markets. I believed in gender neutrality. I was in full support of veganism being viable. I liked anarcho syndicalism, etc. I definitely would've been called "far left" back then.

Now as soon as I say to people, "hey, maybe it's kind of shitty to block x person or post x person's personal information online?" or "why are you wasting your time calling their employer about something they did outside of work," or anything of the like -- they suddenly think I'm defending the person in question and accuse me of being a bigot or nazi or whatever.
Maybe I'm just not an asshole who understands scope and has some values?

Skywalker82 posted...

When you say poly TC do you mean polyamorous?

yes. or open relationships I should've said, cause the one woman in the country wasn't looking for anything other than sex. The married woman did want a male fwb.

WhinyZach posted...

when you woke up from these dreams tc, what cereal did you eat?

Why would they be dreams? Do my stories actually sound pleasant? The only "good" stories here are the married blonde and the RN -- and I didn't actually get it in with either.

catboy0_0 posted...

one time I told a chick I liked her on MSN messenger but she said she didn't like me that way

Savage.
In '02 I was a Sophmore in High School and had a crush on some chick, and I ended up making an Angelfire site confessing my love to her and talking about my depression and suicidal ideation. She felt bad for me one minute and began talking to me - and next minute she showed her parents and I was sent to the guidance counselor and forced into years of therapy.

ghostmess posted...

bobbaaay posted...

ghostmess posted...

Couldn't stop staring at the face my last gf had tattooed on her arm during a bj, which led to her getting upset with me for not staying hard and then us breaking up. That was a horrible volatile relationship anyway

What was the face? I kind of like this story.

I asked her about it before that happened and it was supposed to be like a Victorian era jilted bride/spinster. It was ugly and I couldn't stop looking at it.

lol. Not what I'd expected, but humorous nonetheless.

7. In '12 I met up with a suuuuper smokin' blonde (by conventional standards). My coworker told me he literally wanted to kill himself thinking such an attractive girl would have sex with me, and all he could get was "fatties." She was super weird about when I could head over and when I had to leave. I'm assuming she was married? Either way - I couldn't keep it up and I ruined that one opportunity. I tried to ask her to meet up a second time and she just kind of ignored me politely and was very short with me.

PoopPotato posted...

Lost my virginity on a bathroom floor at a house party. Halfway through the smash bros ultimate, her friend burst in the room with a fucking video camera. Lost my sideways smash ability and walked off the edge of the screen.
Was still pretty cool.

That's p cool, actually. More cool than awkward. Not for your first, though.

6. In '17 I met up with two girls off of Craigslist. They were from Rhode Island, I think? Visiting Cleveland. They were both the kind of girls who would use tons of social media, were friends with mumble rappers, etc. I ended up kind of becoming friends with them, and they dug me a lot. We hung out a second time and I gave them a tour of Cleveland. They also were telling me about robbing other dudes while they were in town, but that they wouldn't rob me because I was the only cool guy they ran into.

pogo_rabid posted...

The worst for me is farting during the act. One time I ripped a nasty one at the end when she was...down there.

Did you ever see the late 90s/early 00s porn site fart hammer? There was a "reality porn" that literally made its views off of a dude farting in womens' faces.

ghostmess posted...

Couldn't stop staring at the face my last gf had tattooed on her arm during a bj, which led to her getting upset with me for not staying hard and then us breaking up. That was a horrible volatile relationship anyway

What was the face? I kind of like this story.

Genocet_10-325 posted...

You texted her for an entire month before asking her out on a date? Wtf

When I meet girls on tinder I plan a meeting within a day of talking.

I asked for dates constantly. I was working overnight at the time and she was in clinicals. We both also lived with our parents. She's the one who asked for that date -- and it was out of the blue; I was at my friends' place playing SWTOR when she randomly texted me and asked to meet up.

I put a 3. Without Mario Party and Ogre Battle 64 I would've put 2.

4. Back in like '17 I met a girl online who was poly and lived way out in the country in Ohio. She was nice, but had tons of C-section scars, excess flesh, and bad teeth. Her husband also kept calling her and begging her to record us so he could watch it.

5. Also in '17 I almost cuck-henned a woman. She was married to another woman, and began liking men and her wife was letting her have sex with men. I almost met up with her and let her wife sit in the room -- but I had a big exam in the morning the one time she was in town (she was normally like an hour-ish away) and never met her.

3. Later that same year, I drove down to Columbus to sleep with the first black girl I'd slept with. It was like a 2 hour drive with tons of construction. I ended up getting a room and driving down to where this record store was that I always wanted to visit. I couldn't figure out parking -- so I parked somewhere that was a no parking zone. I figured it'd only be like 20 minutes -- I wouldn't get towed? Well I loved the record store, and after I got Pita Pit. I went back to my car and it was gone. I had to go find out where it was towed, and pay $80 to get it back.
The girl took forever to get back to me. FINALLY at like 8pm she says to pick her up. She lives in some super sketch neighborhood and I can see her and already tell she's big af - bigger than I'd thought. She gets in the car and her breath REEKS of oregano and vinegar. She said she'd just eaten at Piada and kept raving about it. We talk a bit about social and racial issues, and she tells me I'm cool as fuck - and that her brother is a booster and if I wasn't she probably would've robbed me. She also said her friends usually charge money - so I should be happy she thinks I'm cute and wants to fuck for free.
Well I'm not attracted to her - even if I think she's a cool and nice (to me, at least) person. I finally go to make out with her and she swallows my face, breath still rank. She's also lactating from anti-psychotics, which is gross. She gives me some bomb ass mouth, and then I just sit in misery and try and get the sex finished as soon as possible. Only problem is - condom fell off inside her. I had to go get a plan B pill and practically force her to swallow it. I lasted like 2 minutes, if that.
So the whole experience cost me gas money to Columbus, a $80 room, $80 towing fee, and a $50 plan B. The worst.

2. Around that same time another girl messages me and has a lot in common with me - except she's poly and too skinny for me. I kind of put a passive aggressive anti-poly statement in my profile and she messages me saying she didn't know and she just wanted to fuck. She worked at my local Robeks.
Less than a week later her friend messages me and goes on a date with me. She also worked at the same Robeks. I end up saying something that could've been misconstrued as mildly racist, i think? But we never had a second date despite her being super into me physically and having a bit in common. Sucks, too, cause she also had a fat ass