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8k TVs are more expensive than 4k monitors

I set off my car alarm and wake up all my neighbors, then ask for a warrant and see if they can produce a piece of paper as I look through the peep hole, otherwise we're talking through the door.

Well, if this happens, we finally get to use the 2nd amendment, I'm sure all the right wing gun nuts are salivating at taking down Trump's attempted coup.

Who has time to stop drinking long enough to drive to the grocery store?

Pretty sure he keeps that helmet on for a reason, and it's not the one he always give about following the way.

People who like small to medium boobs.

Yea, them flying coffins didn't stand a chance against Zakus, thank god for the GM, those things won the war in the end, not some fancy prototype piloted by a genius.

He probably never had sex with a porn star, what a beta.

as long as you pull back the foreskin and cleaned under there you're all good

I swear this is taught in basic biology in all US schools, isn't it?

Yea, just a homeless person begging in front of a major retailer.

We'll see if the 'it's just a prank' defense will work.

Hope he enjoys his 'no fly list' status after they ship him back to the mainland.

Yup, all I do is Youtube and porn, at least picked up a 14 tb hard drive, getting more use out of that than my new gpu.

teepan95 posted...

Our old GP closed up shop and idk if the new one does house calls

Not sure how that even works on house calls. I'm sure she'd need bloodwork and maybe x-rays, a Covid test for sure, only so much you can tell from a physical exam.

I wish Biden would make Hunter a special advisor to the president and bypass his security clearance check because Trump set a precedence, just to own the conservatives.

Imagine your great grandkids using Bing to search for the games you played, they be going "you have to use your hands that's like a baby's toy"

Most of high school was worse, so nope, being an adult and having some control is nice.

Don't do it, help is a phone call away.

Never happened, just a bunch of child actors hired by deep state to hurt the laser sword industry.

Yup, it was an anchor at the mall, always used to walk through it on my way to Hot Topics.

They charge extra for girlfriend experience.

No reason food shouldn't be free, it is one of the most of basic needs, way above sanitary napkins.

SAO rescue my wife arc

Nioh 2 for $10 and a stand mixer for $199.

That's one way to get rid of the electoral college, just start making rules about who to send to vote based on who controls the state. Set that precedence and hopefully we can go to just a popular vote to counter act that nonsense, or start a civil war.

Mongolians

I tell him it's going to be three fiddy.

Subway inside a Shell gas station 0.3 miles away.

We passed the Patriot Act after 9/11, doesn't surprise me that France would do that after all the terrorist attacks, oh well.

fast and fur10us

"Karens aren't getting worse, they're getting filmed" -Will Smith

RetsuZaiZen posted...

Disney prints money, and it literally doesn't matter what they do they cannot fail. People see MCU movies regardless.

They can survive a little bit of bad PRt.

Disney is in shitstorm with COVID, they're probably looking for a sure thing right now, and Amber Heard is not that, they don't need to Star Wars the MCU.

Give us your address, I'm sure there's a CEmen who lives close enough to come help.

You did your 20 hour shift, F them.

Remy LaCroix

Happened to my mom who saw some thing online and demanded I buy her some seeds that would make her lose weight, could only find those on Ebay as no other site seem to sell them, sigh, I at least did a google search to see if they would harm her though, but when the elderly get an idea in their head they can be stubborn about it.

I tell her that if she loses she needs to go home and be a family man, I make her promise.

She might think you're a creepy stalker, better buy some binoculars, or if you can afford it, a DSLR camera with telephoto lenses, that way you don't have to get too close to her and still make sure she's all right. Girls just don't get it that you just want her to be safe, they always get the wrong idea, so don't get too close and let her see you.

When the new year comes around, most retailers usually slash hours, lots of people will be out of disposable income and no big seasonal event until Valentine's day.

I learned a lot from the first big shutdown, I got my stack of toilet paper, you're not getting me this time liberal socialist.

What, a new console launching during the holiday seaon and re-sellers are buying them to re-sell, OMG, the humanity.

My babies, got em for under $20

I get a conceal carry.

ever try swallowing dental floss and waiting for it to come out the other side while you're still swallowing the same floss, surprisingly doesn't take that long