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They have a sack of fat above the penis that rubs against the clitoris during penetration which brings girls to orgasm as most do not achieve orgasm from penetration alone which is why size doesn't really matter.

Probably out there on his new yacht after selling out, sad.

She probably has a box cutter in the waistband on her back, single female joggers tend to be way more careful when they run out alone and they know to keep an eye on potential threat.

If a smaller guy like Bruce Lee can take out a prime Mike, then anyone can nowadays.

Sad that Kanye is full blown crazy now, that man did so much for her career, she can at least vote for him in November.

Balloon boys are probably in high school/college getting laid, while we sit here and remember them.

As long as it wasn't drugs, you should be out in 5 to 10.

She's not doing porn or dancing on a pole, I'm a great dad.

Verdekal posted...

With face unlock, couldn't someone use a picture of you on their phone?

Why would they carry a pic of you at all time to unlock their phone? They can just use a pic of their own face to unlock their own phone.

delicious gout pain

Foppe posted...

But I thought alcohol killed it.

Sure if you're drinking some homemade 140 proof mooshine.

Tyranthraxus posted...

That's like one of his worst movies and responsible for destroying his career in the first place

The Wicker Man

Meh, whatever silly plot they come up with will pale in comparison to our actual timeline, if someone pitched a series with Donald Trump as president during some of the most trying times in the modern age and showed him dropping umbrellas, drawing lines on top of hurricane forecast, paying off porn stars, calling a viral outbreak a hoax, etc etc etc, it would get shot down as completely asinine.

Cause she walks around with a well endowed bust but wears clothes that draws attention away from it.

Dick

Leaving Las Vegas, Lord of War, Matchstick Men

Marked for harassment, enjoy your ban.

Yup, I'd drink more milk and lift while in my prime to be a Chad this go around.

Austin_Era_II posted...

Cutting a piece of a male's pee pee is wrong. Very wrong. The doctor who came up with it and first did it is wrong to mess with the human body like that. Might as well cut our pinky toe since birth too doctor. Oh here take my fucking arm, I DON'T FUCKING NEED IT!!!

Makes more sense to cut off the male nipple as it serves no purpose and it chafes really bad when you jog, imagine being able to run a marathon without having to moisturize your nipples every other mile.

Are you circumcised?

He's just a Bruce Lee wannabe, my Paul Phoenix stomps him.

I hit on the first white girl I see, they love the BBC.

Now do Mexican girls who dress like Japanese high school students.

Is some guy with a weird haircut, a silenced shotgun and a captive bolt going to come looking for it?

TC about to have his checking account drained.

My Carhartt belt has been going strong for over 10 years now, those cheap Ross and TJMaxx belts for $10 tend to fall apart within a year.

Yes you did. You been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin? Nineteen fifty-eight. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it.

Not when the king of pop himself, Michael Jackson himself just RIPed, he's going to steal all the thunder. I hear it was a toaster in the bathtub.

I set mine to 60 and leave the windows open to cool the earth, doing my part to stop global warming.

Owner probably just trolling, but I hope he keeps it parked in a private garage and never takes it anywhere public, cause that car is getting keyed.

Meh, she would probably age into a Lois Griffin, disgusting.

Meh, vasectomy is cheap, relatively safe and guarantees that you can never be on the hook.

Yup, going to happen to Cyberpunk too.

Locust swarms.

He's already put his guy in charge of the post office, so they'll be throwing out all the mail in votes from the Dems.

Retrieve it from the steam cloud.

Imagine pulling off her panties and seeing the 9 incher.

My niece was dating a black guy and my Asian mom told her to break up because Blasian babies are ugly.

I tell her sure, but I'm not sharing my crack cocaine.

There are tornadoes in Canada? Huh, learned something new, stay safe TC.

fhqwhgads posted...

Does that dude have no legs

And is right arm super long? Also, looks like he has no hip and therefore no anus, so no go for the foursome.

No, that's like half a watch.

Maybe you're a mutant like Wolverine, or it might be a tumor in your brain, 50/50.

It's almost as if we learned more about the virus and changed our methodology based on new data or something, this is what makes us the apex lifeform, and opposable thumbs.

Cause 0 is cold and 100 is hot, what the heck is 25C or 40C or 70C, who knows?