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NGL, if anyone wants to start a fund, I'll pitch in a couple of bucks to get us an official CE Trump trading card.

Please let it be Kanye as his VP, please.

Perjury, guy had that perfect answer in that one interview, don't remember where it's from.

When I do my Del Taco drive thru order, I always put in 5 red sauce in the app. Then whoever makes the order puts the 5 red sauce in the bag. Then whoever hands out the order also puts 5 red sauce in the bag. I should just do 2.5 red sauce then I could get 5 red sauce and not feel bad about throwing away 5 red sauce every time.

All right, can't wait for Chris Pratt to be Superman.

yea, 7 day cruise from Seattle to Alaska

If only the cops would turn into Youtube and watch the video.

Dang, dog going ham on some guy just walking around.

Remember when he said he would buy Twitter and then tried to back out and got sued and then pretended he was just fucking around and actually wanted to buy Twitter all along?

Just throw everything under freedom of speech, unlike Germany which rounded up all the usurpers in a country wide raide, wish we had less freedom.

Just get the Chinese rip off on aliexpress, he's 1, he won't know better.

Dad doesn't drink so nope, first cigarette was around 10 though, because France.

at work, yes, at home, nope

First time I really felt old was when I realized all the porn stars I was jerking it off to were mostly younger than I was, anyways, happy birthday.

He's already Hunter's laptop this, prosecute Faucy that, he's only a few steps away from microchips in the vaccine and 5G sending gay thought into your brain.

Dyson V12 so she has an easier time cleaning my room.

Yea, although I probably should do it after every two wears, would prolong the life of the socks. Got into the hype of expensive socks like Darn Toughs and Smartwool and slowly building up a collection. Sucks to lose a sock somewhere when each pair cost $12-$20.

Now you have to calculate the odds of a neighbor having that exact same shirt when you see a neighbor with that shirt on, probably very low, time to rumble.

Depends on if Ye wins the 2024 election.

That's bad, but not as bad as a senator who voted against that bill with a bi-sexual daughter who tried to recently commit suicide bad, but that's the world we live in.

Don't want to get a mace to the face for jaywalking, so money.

Don't want my schlong getting cut off, so D.

Did carnivore for about 6 months. Lost about 50 lbs and was no longer type 2 diabetic. Hardest part was having to eat organ meats to get proper nutritions and loading up on fats to go ketogenic.

Did shoot up my cholesterol levels but dropped my blood pressure levels.

The black guy.

Just renewed my passport and passport card, good for 10 years, ni DMV trip for me.

Also people who carry around their passport for whatever reason, maybe if you lost your driver's license, but otherwise keep it somewhere with your SS card and maybe car title and life insurance policy. Not so hot tip, when you go the doctor or dentist office and they have you fill out the form, you do not have to put your social security number down, it's just a way for them to get your info in case they have to go to collection or something. They can refuse service, but you at least have one less chance of getting your identity stolen.

Good for him to get a tall girl, his sons won't be manlets like him, bro is looking out.

CGI Chadwick, cmon Disney, it's a multiverse.

Was sleepy one time driving back from a 9 hour road trip, CHP pulled me over for not keeping in my lane. He just smelled my breath and had me stand on one foot.
Could not get me for anything major since my adrenaline was pumping and I could had run a mile. Told me my tint was too dark and give me a fix it ticket and told me to get some rest.

Need a pic of my SO to answer this question.

Thought this would be about real estate agents porn, and I would agree it's weird and should be niche, but it's somehow popular.

who knows, dude without makeup looks normal, girl without makeup looks unattractive, so answer is
guy with makeup would be the most attractive

This is what happens when the brain goes without alcohol long enough.

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Remember when England was going to kick the 13 Colonies' butt? See how that turned out, USA!!!

Not starting a Roth IRA when I was 19 and having my econ professor telling us we'd be millionaires by the time we retired by just throwing a couple thousands in there every year.

awww, I want everything on Gamepass

It's never going to gain traction because the best US athlete will always go NBA/NFL/MLB, other countries have their genetic freaks go into soccer and create superstars. US will never have a break out worldwide superstar because they're playing other sports.

Toilet seat is getting licked tonight.

Think Tom Cruise made a movie about him.

Yup, that's me, and the day they ban guns, I'll turn mine in to be melted into something more useful.

Looks at the millions of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers and Qanons, yup, people were dumb back then.

MachineJaipur posted...

Vacccines kill more than WMDs!

vaccines ARE WMDs, wake up sheeples!

In the past month caught up with
X
Smile
Barbarian
Black Phone
New Hellraiser
nice to have all the streaming services, just wait a few weeks and it goes from theater to streaming
passed on the new Halloween though, never kept up with those

Yes, when I closed/open at work and had to drive home during rush hour. Would begin to swerve in traffic so found a parking lot and took a nap, not too comfortable, but beats killing someone.

Wonder if this is how the University of Idaho thing started, good luck TC. Sleeping with a gun next to the bed does help somewhat to lessen anxiety about getting attacked at night.

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