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Youre welcome.
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I dont understand. What part of the conversation could have scared her?
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

Huh apparently she is bi. I got false info on her being gay.

So youre saying I have a chance?
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Her: sorry i fell asleep
Me: No worries. Thats one thing we have in common!
Her: what?
Me: I also slept last night.
Me: What are you studying in school?
Her: psychology
Me: Lmao.
Me: Seriously though.
Her: i am serious
Me: Oh, shit. Sorry.
Me: Thats a good field to be in...
Her: i know
Me: ...if you want to be unemployed for the rest of your life.
Her: fuck off
Me: Im kidding! Jeez, lol.
Me: What branch of psychology interests you?
Her: behavioral therapy
Me: Nice. Is this a good time to mention that I have a rapist fetish?
Me: *therapist. Holy fuck, autocorrect.
Me: It was a joke, anyway.
Me: I promise I wont rape you.

It was going pretty well for a while.
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It sucks because Ralph Fiennes as Moriarty is perfect casting.
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Literally no embedded images.
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Id drink her dirty bath water.
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Liberals ITT: Were open to any and all identity types, except the ones that make me uncomfortable.
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Bio1590 posted...

I'm curious what the justification for continuing to let this topic exist is

JustMyOpinion posted...

Mods, please lock this topic.

Im sure you feel better about yourselves for making these noble posts as opposed to giving a valid answer to the OP.
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Maybe, but I think it poses an interesting question.
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gunplagirl posted...

A CE topic where people actually condemn pedophilia, what a pleasant surprise

If 15 is considered pedophilia, then pedophilia is legal in my state.
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Irony posted...

There was that guy that identified as an 8 year old girl and this board showered the news with praise.

Sounds like a double standard to me.
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So, let me get this straight. People can identify as different genders and ethnicities, but identifying as a different age is unacceptable?
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Why not?
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Would that be legal?
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Kitt posted...

Where the fuck are the ass shots?

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Of course.
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Thanks for the votes of confidence, guys. Ill send her another please respond if she hasnt replied by tomorrow.
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Thats the only type of salad Id eat, other than tossing someones salad.
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Stringer. His arc in season 3 was perfect.
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Holmes and Watson still has time to be nominated.
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You dont go on. Youre obviously unfit to be part of the working class.
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I havent seen it, but I prefer to be an optimist.
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SquirrelyDan posted...

au_gold posted...

Does Eva Green show all?

Absolutely all of the front. Even a close-up of her...you know.

Butthole?
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Does Eva Green show all?
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Bump.
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The bigger the better.
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Giving people hundreds of thousands of dollars to fulfil their dreams - what a bunch of monsters.
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Part of me thinks it's desperate to send "please respond" twice in a conversation. But who am I to question CE's expertise on talking to women?

Just sent it.
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Her: i wasn't offended lol
Her: what do you do?
Me: Oh, okay. Good. :)
Me: I do many things - I play video games, read, and write.
Her: lol i mean for work
Me: Oh! Haha.
Me: I'm unemployed.
Me: I sell pills, though, if you're interested.
Her: no thanks
Me: What do you do for work?
Her: full time student
Me: Nice. I bet you get a lot of attention at school.
Her: meaning?
Me: You're a cute, nubile, young woman. ;)
Me: Hello?

I think I'm getting better at this.
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I sent Im truly sorry if I offended you yesterday. Waiting on a response.
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Should I send her another message?
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It cant be worse than The House, can it?
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0%
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Highly recommended.
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Bump.
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MabusIncarnate posted...

NOM posted...

I so desperately want to fuck Evangeline Lilly

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Fuck Batman.
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Tom Hanks
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Its not supposed to be funny. Im trying to be affable.
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Who is that? I dont watch Naruto.
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Me: Happy holidays! :)
Her: thanks
Me: Are you really 24?
Her: no im 18
Me: Ooh, ripe. ;)
Her: ummmm ok
Me: I meant that as a compliment.
Me: Are you still there?
Me: Please respond.

Its been a couple hours. Should I write again or should I wait for her?
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Click
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