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Revelation34 posted...

XlaxJynx007 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

Zeus posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

If she didn't leave the house how could she steal anything? It'd all still be inside...

If you take an object and put it in your pocket (or purse), you can be arrested in a store. You don't need to physically leave the store. Same would go for homes.

No you can't, actually. You have to wait until that person walks out the door before you can arrest him.

http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/can-i-be-convicted-shoplifting-when-i-never-left-store.htm

No you don't. Just have to prove intent.

That link is wrong. Store employees cannot detain shoplifters. Only loss and prevention and security can.

aDirtyShisno posted...

"Hey George, remember when you tried to rob from us last year? Get out."

Pretty sure you'd call the cops if somebody robbed you. That would mean they used force.

It's Union Station. We call the cops if someone is sitting on the floor. They're always on site.
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wolfy42 posted...

"There is. You get banned from the establishment and they will no longer serve you, plus they will probably call the police to have you arrested for your prior crime. Unless you literally never stay very long in one place and always go to a different restaurant each time you eat you will run out of places to dine and dash from pretty quick."

That is the thing, even in smaller suburbs I have lived in, there are over 50 places to eat, and honestly you like need to travel a few blocks usually to find more. You could rotate through towns and never eat at the same place twice in a year easily, but remain within 20-30 miles of your starting point.

Even if you did go back in say a month or two, your chances of having the same server etc, or being remembered (especially if you just left and there was no confrontation) would be really small (and that is saying the same employees are even there still).

This has always kinda confused me. I have seen people arrested for this before, but, thinking back on it, I think they WANTED to be arrested (as in they told the waitress they could not pay and waited for the cops).

Last time I saw this was like 10+ years ago in Alameda CA, at a dinner, and the guy just told them he couldn't pay and waited for the cops. I think he wanted somewhere warm to spend the night. It was sad actually.

Point is, I don't see how these companies are preventing homeless people from doing this all the time. It's not like they have anything to loose, and not all of them won't do it out of morals/principles etc (especially if they are really hungry).

As far as cameras, I know alot of convienence stores have them, but I worked at a safeway (admittedly 20 years ago or so), and they did not have cameras covering the isles etc. Someone could easily have just gone in, eaten a bunch of food, and then left. That was before they had all the sandwich/oriental/hot food bars etc even (which is even easier for you to get away with because alot of people pay for them right there, and then eat at the tables nearby). Heck now most safeways have a starbucks with tables as well, you could get the hot food from the safeway counter, travel over to the starbucks area and eat it, and then leave and nobody would know you never paid.

I'm sure if it happened a ton, eventually the loss of merchandise would be discovered and prevention methods would be taken (for isntance you have to pay for the hot food at the bar, before it is given to you). Those are not currently in effect though, which makes me wonder....why are the homeless not doing things like this? It would be great if it was because they think it is wrong etc, but I don't believe that.

You are oversimplifying too much. I work at Union Station where we see 70,000+ people every day and all of the stores see someone new try and shoplift from them just about every hour and we still know who the regulars are. Even some of our crooks/thieves/scum will be gone for up to a year and when they come back all someone says is "Hey George, remember when you tried to rob from us last year? Get out."

On top of that, California decriminalized shoplifting so you can't be arrested for it anymore unless you steal more than $90.
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wolfy42 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

XlaxJynx007 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

Zeus posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

If she didn't leave the house how could she steal anything? It'd all still be inside...

If you take an object and put it in your pocket (or purse), you can be arrested in a store. You don't need to physically leave the store. Same would go for homes.

No you can't, actually. You have to wait until that person walks out the door before you can arrest him.

http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/can-i-be-convicted-shoplifting-when-i-never-left-store.htm

No you don't. Just have to prove intent.

Let me just quote your last paragraph there.

Many clerks and security personnel will not, however, apprehend a suspected thief until that person has actually left the store. The reason is not that they lack justification before that moment, as just explained. Instead, they simply want an open-and-shut case. It will be difficult to argue that one intended to pay for the goods when one has walked out without doing so; on the other hand, defendants who are apprehended pre-exit may be able to convince the jury that their actions were consistent with an intent to eventually pay for the merchandise before leaving the store.

And as soon as they get away with it you are liable for a 'false' arrest, since you just proved they didn't do anything wrong in court. You want proof? Wait until they're out the door.

See this is what really confuses me, how do you prevent people from just wandering in, eating stuff, and leaving? It can't be a big problem or they would have to have more security etc. I know dinning and dashing is a thing, and I have seen people arrested for it (although again, not exactly sure how they can really protect themselves from it), but at least in that case they have a ticket order, and plates with food that was eaten etc, as proof.

For dinning and dashing though, why wouldn't people just get up to use the restroom etc, and then leave from there, especially if they didn't finish all the food etc? I would imagine it's almost impossible to actually stop people from doing that, but then you have like 200+ people in my area standing around with signs asking for money for food etc.

So yeah, why would they stand for the whole day, begging for food, if they could literally just go into any resteraunt, order food, eat it, then leave without paying.

I for instance often just leave my money on the table and leave without waiting for someone to come (since I don't want change anyway), never once have I been asked to wait or anything.

I could probably have not paid for like 80% of the meals I have had and gotten away with it, just by not actually leaving money behind (I'm impatient and when I'm done eating I don't like sitting in front of dirty plates).

There has to be SOMETHING that prevents this from happening regularly. I mean, even if you went to jail for a night or two or something, if you g ot a super delicious steak dinner with lobster/shrimp etc out of it....I could see alot of homeless people being down for that.

There is. You get banned from the establishment and they will no longer serve you, plus they will probably call the police to have you arrested for your prior crime. Unless you literally never stay very long in one place and always go to a different restaurant each time you eat you will run out of places to dine and dash from pretty quick.
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XlaxJynx007 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

Zeus posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

If she didn't leave the house how could she steal anything? It'd all still be inside...

If you take an object and put it in your pocket (or purse), you can be arrested in a store. You don't need to physically leave the store. Same would go for homes.

No you can't, actually. You have to wait until that person walks out the door before you can arrest him.

http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/can-i-be-convicted-shoplifting-when-i-never-left-store.htm

No you don't. Just have to prove intent.

Let me just quote your last paragraph there.

Many clerks and security personnel will not, however, apprehend a suspected thief until that person has actually left the store. The reason is not that they lack justification before that moment, as just explained. Instead, they simply want an open-and-shut case. It will be difficult to argue that one intended to pay for the goods when one has walked out without doing so; on the other hand, defendants who are apprehended pre-exit may be able to convince the jury that their actions were consistent with an intent to eventually pay for the merchandise before leaving the store.

And as soon as they get away with it you are liable for a 'false' arrest, since you just proved they didn't do anything wrong in court. You want proof? Wait until they're out the door.
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Zeus posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

If she didn't leave the house how could she steal anything? It'd all still be inside...

If you take an object and put it in your pocket (or purse), you can be arrested in a store. You don't need to physically leave the store. Same would go for homes.

No you can't, actually. You have to wait until that person walks out the door before you can arrest him.
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If she didn't leave the house how could she steal anything? It'd all still be inside...
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MICHALECOLE posted...

I just had my first magikarp fucking murdered by a pidgeotto

This game is like any of those other tappy tap games.. but it's Pokemon so it's more fun

And that magikarp song is fucking amazing

Rest in piece my golden Magikarp...

(Fuck it! Video not working...)
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

Umbreon!

gen 1.... not gen 2

Don't care... Umbreon!
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I never took either because I was in a tracking school. Everyone not in an Honors program was not even told about the SATs or ACTs and if they asked staff about them those students were actively discouraged from taking them. That said I took a college entrance exam in 6th grade and was only 3 points away from being granted admission full time, only being granted summer admissions. I wanted to take the test again and skip middle and high school but my mother always refused because she was afraid I would actually pass it and she didn't want to pay for college.
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Umbreon!
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

I still like one of my early ones: Getting modded for spoiling a book with its own title...

Was it John dies at the end? I think that's the title...

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
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I still like one of my early ones: Getting modded for spoiling a book with its own title...
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PimpMyRhydon posted...

What is?

It. Obviously...
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

Does she "work" in grade 8? That story is weird.

Security.
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She wanted me to buy her something for her birthday but she won't be at work that day so I asked her just how could I possibly get it to her on her birthday and when she said that I could just give it to her the next day after that she works I told her that I could just give her my number so we could meet and I could give it to her...

She was all like "Ohmigod I've always wanted your number!" She was sooo excited she nearly squealed, lmao!
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Hmm... 4 way tie so far. Apparently there is no winner lol.
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Considering I'm usually dating two girls at a time I wouldn't say no to actually being allowed to marry both of them...
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Stupid Pidgeotto just ate my gold magikarp...

'(>~>)...
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For some reason I didn't remember the lyrics at all but yeah the tune has been widespread as fuck since like the dawn of 90's time...
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Fun distraction at least. It even has a video.


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I actually really enjoyed Chain of Memories. Re:CoM was alright but I could see it as the reskin it was.

That said when I read the topic I immediately thought "Not DDD..." I so hate the drop mechanic that I stopped playing after the third drop.
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Lots of fake ads where you just control alt delete them away but not any real ransomware.
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Both of your videos are not available.
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Full Throttle posted...

He is just 4 years older than the world's youngest graduate who first shot fame in 2013 when he entered college at 11 years old.

Dude I went to college at 11 and I didn't get any fame, just ridicule and lots of hostility. And my mother absolutely was not supportive of it and kept insisting I drop out so she didn't have to pay for it, which eventually I wound up doing so I could go to high school. Because high school is sooo much more important than college...
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green dragon posted...

I have great parents and love them both. I think both holidays are nice ways to say thanks for everything.

No no no, you're doing it all wrong! You're supposed to be angry. Rewrite your comment and try again...
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

*Raises hand*

This guy right here.

Do you hate the time around those two holidays?

The time around it? No. But whenever I hear "Happy Mother's Day!" I immediately think (and sometimes even say) "Fuck Mother's Day!"

(-~-)...!
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*Raises hand*

This guy right here.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

As long as your last name is Ganon

Damn... First time I have to agree with icoyar.

(~.~)'...
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RCtheWSBC posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

Most welfare programs add in the value of your car into your "wealth" to determine if you qualify and basically say that if your car is too valuable you have to sell it off

Asset tests under government means-tested programs vary by state, and there's no guarantee that every non-profit or charitable organization that serves people who are homeless or in need of transitional housing has an asset test.

He says he "probably wouldn't qualify" which sounds like he hasn't really looked into his community resources, but who knows.

Well he said California and I've lived through this and I can tell you the rules make no bloody sense! Now I haven't kept up-to-date since I'm no longer been homeless but last I checked they basically went something like this for a single male with no children:

They will pay you $200 food and $200 cash if you make less than $400. If you make between $400 and $800 they'll give you $800 minus whatever you make so you cap out at $800 (half still food, half still cash). If you make more than $800 you're disqualified from the program. Then in addition to that they will pay for your rent up to some amount I've forgotten but if you don't have a rent then you get $0. They don't give you any money to use as a downpayment for an apartment and if you accumulate $600 cash (three months of cash without spending any of it) to try and use as a downpayment then your cash gets cut off until you spend it. Then if you have a car worth less than $2000 they'll give you $20 for gas, but if your car is worth more than $2000 you have to sell it or you're disqualified from the whole program. If you don't have a car you get 4 bus tokens.

Repeat that every month.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...

I probably don't really qualify for those.

Why do you assume that? I mean, you're homeless which is step one >_>

Probably because he wants to keep his car. Most welfare programs add in the value of your car into your "wealth" to determine if you qualify and basically say that if your car is too valuable you have to sell it off and then squander away however much money you got from the sale just so you can then bring your total "worth" down low enough to qualify...
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But that's all that women want...
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St_Kevin posted...

I wish I was a rock

You can be a rock if you believe you are a rock!
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@TheCyborgNinja posted...

Girls get jealous easily. I don't recall any fist fights in the halll at high school unless it was girls fighting over a guy.

It may not be personal, but they will act like it is. I remember when I thought I was just friends with a bunch of different girls, then I got a girlfriend and they all turned into jerks in one way or another, and started taking passive-aggressive swipes.

Lol I wasn't even thinking about them fighting over me but it would be so damn hilarious if they started brawling because they both wanted me lmao!
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Saw it coming.
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@Kana posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

It really should happen automatically when you quote someone...

That would be awful

Why? It would let a person know that someone is responding to something they wrote and that they might be interested to read it.
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@DorkLink posted...

Please do not tag me and I do not follow all the stories of when you take your creepy snapshots

Eh, I've been trying to tag everyone I quote but I forget half the time. It really should happen automatically when you quote someone...
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@DorkLink posted...

He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money

Implied? How much more do I need to detail before it's no longer an implication lol? I posted a picture of her sleeping in my car after work lmao!
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Jen0125 posted...

This happened.

Yup. It did.
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Smarkil posted...

Also stop with the bullshit stories.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic
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MrCool812 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

80/80

Doesn't count

Why not?
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There are a couple of girls at work I've been eyeing since my most recent ex left but one of them quit before the second even was hired. Then the first girl came back today after being gone a few weeks and I sent her to relieve the second girl and she was shocked to see her there lmao. Neither was happy at all to see the other and they had a brief exchange of words. Then afterwards I had to console both of them separately.

They both act almost the same too it's funny with them always going waaaay out of their way to find me every day just to say "Hi Shiiisnoo!!!" (well my actual name lol, but you guys ain't gonna know it) in that cutesy way that just screams "stop talking to the customer and talk to me" lol. The second girl hasn't straight up admitted her feelings for me yet but the first told me flat out today that she's sooo glad to be back because she missed me sooo much and was sooo happy to get to see me again and she hoped I had missed her too. I told her I did and she was beaming. Now if only she doesn't get fired before I get her number...

Would be hilarious if I went out with both actually. This is certainly going to be entertaining...

80/80
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Go_Totodile posted...

DorkLink posted...

To be fair, I don't think he's ever admitted to paying them explicitly for sex or that he views them as prostitutes. I mean, they're obviously sham relationships, and indirectly he might be paying for sex, but I don't think it's anything illegal. Just really sad. He's like a sugar daddy but not old and probably not actually very rich.

We all know he's not rich because he kept blogfaqsing about how he was homeless like a year ago

Two and a half years ago.
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OhhhJa posted...

She just thinks you're good at basketball and would like to play a game of 21 with you sometime

I wonder where we're going to find a court?
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BobToxsick posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

I'm honestly supposed to believe the TC has had Girlfriends and slept with them without paying for them?

He's openly admitted to paying them.

Dude sounds like he works a fast food job, and given his looks I doubt he could afford one

Security Supervisor.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

This reminds me of this chick I knew in grade 10. Me and this other guy both liked her. He let her paint his nails and mess with his hair. Guess who she wanted to be with more? (not him)

The last girl I slept with had a boyfriend when I started sleeping with her. Then she broke up with him to be with me.

I totally stole her away from him, and I bet if I ever needed to I could do it again.
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supergamer19 posted...

Good luck, bro. If you're in Toronto, I can help change your image a bit. That isn't to say you need to change, but for more mass appeal, you need to go more bro-ish and less "on the spectrum".

Good luck.

On the spectrum...?
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Go_Totodile posted...

Fucking cringe.

Also the OP seems to subscribe to the ICO philosophy of treating women like objects to be manipulated. Now that's disgusting.

What are you referring to? Honestly?
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Being in SoCal I live near one or two people here but I don't remember who.
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Oh and it was funny today... I said something stupid and she was like "I'm going to beat you" and my go to response for that is "you just want an excuse to touch me." Well she said "puh-lease I don't want to touch you" which was mean at first but then she followed it up with "now I'm going to braid your hair!" And she did! She braided my hair for all of like three minutes before taking it out because we were kinda still at work and that so would not have been allowed outside the breakroom lol. So much for not wanting to touch me!
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Erik_P posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

I bought her a silver necklace for her birthday last year but she still didn't go out with me.

red sign man, shes using you, cut it out, go after a another chick.

I went after two others… and slept with one of them.

Now I'm back to this one lol.

Sleeping on the couch while she sleeps in a bed isn't sleeping with someone.

I'm sorry if you don't know what sex is...
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