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This is a shower thought you have when you're showering in diarrhea.

But Ed Asner is dead.

He's actually pee.

Blame the Canada Geese.

Andy Richter Doms the Universe

To make the Pro Bowl interesting, the players on the winning team have all of their felony charges/child support payments dropped.

Same release date as Metroid Prime 4.

The bus driver was the wheelman.

The further you go into my username, the more obnoxious it gets.

Tent pole franchise? Bro, the Matrix hasn't been a draw in like 20 years. Nobody wanted a new movie and it sure doesn't help when that unwanted movie also sucks.

Well they said Covid could affect the Cocks.

Moon landing denial is what got this one.

Yeah how do you not feel incredibly awkward when literally EVERYONE else in the room has a mask on?

He's the softest player in the league when it comes to criticism. But at least he's (hopefully) not making fake Twitter accounts to defend himself anymore.

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All she had were daguerreotypes.

I didn't ride a horse at all on my first playthrough.

Yeah at that time the CD-based games were garbage.

Ehhh

So you've moved on from NFTs to flat Earth conspiracies. Do you just get sucked into every stupid thing on the internet?

It's interesting how Facebook has gone from ubiquitous to heading towards just being a place for old people and nutjobs.

Oh great another Vegy alt I have to add to my ignore...oh never mind.

Halo 2 co-op on Legendary

Not like it's gonna matter. Charles is gonna be king for like two years.

How long has Anthony Kiedis looked like Danny Trejo?

Wow...these aren't very good.

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

He and Vegy are two users who I think should absolutely be on everyone's ignore list.

To be honest he has become quite unhinged. Like, he's said numerous times certain types of politicians need to be removed "by any means necessary."

That's the kind of shit that gets you on watchlists.

"Coach Saban, you wanna dance in a video with me?"

"Go fuck yourself."

I think they change which button is the mute button in between every trip I take to the station.

eston posted...

Is it weird that I read his posts in Bea Arthur's voice?

That's my preferred way to read every post here tbh

Kinda cool that something like Pac-Man manages to stay relevant and fun after all these years without changing up the core game all that much.

Watching ads helps me last longer when I'm pumping ass.

Ham radio

Many years ago I went to Origins which is a game convention in Columbus, Ohio and a guy came up asked "where'd you get that pop?" and I was confused until he pointed to the drink in my hand.

I'm from the South and while I knew some regions said "pop" that was the first time I had actually heard someone refer to a soft drink as that.

If you have the kind of time to watch everything your child is being taught just homeschool the kid.

Of course Shadow is playing basketball.

Surprised they weren't burning Pokemon cards, too.

Yeah it's the same guy but they didn't modulate the voice as much as they do in the cartoons.

No he's definitely a creep.

I refuse to watch these games.

Call that the Double Dukes.

Gold is useless? Bro, whatever machine you're using to post here has components made with gold.

They don't need to kill Boba Fett. They've already written him out of his own show.

Because of the monsters that live on the moon.

Moral paragon Robin Thicke

I stopped watching entirely when that shitty Demo Reel series started.