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GROUP 10
00 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
05 Marvel's Spider-Man

02 Super Mario Galaxy 2
03 Bastion

GROUP 1
05 Celeste
00 The Last of Us

05 Nier
00 Crypt of the Necrodancer

GROUP 2
05 Night in the Woods
00 Donkey Kong Country Returns

05 God of War
00 Batman: Arkham City

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NEW VOTES:

GROUP 7
03 Resident Evil 2
02 Persona 5

00 Super Mario 3D World
05 Dark Souls

GROUP 8
05 Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
00 Sonic Mania

00 Sid Meier's Civilization V
05 Bloodborne

GROUP 9
00 DOOM
05 Rayman Legends

00 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
05 South Park: The Stick of Truth

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tag

wish i got some noms in

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BetrayedTangy posted...

Pokemon

fuck i immediately regret making this one because this is such an obvious answer now

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Chrono Trigger came to mind after a lot of thinking, while creating the topic I just kept thinking mario mario mario mario IT'S NOT FUCKING MARIO

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Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)
7) TJF/"The Jug Factor": Tifa (Morrigan Aensland, Tina Armstrong, Jill Valentine)
8) Strongest Pokemon not in a Contest: Blastoise (Bulbasaur, Charmander, Greninja)
9) Most unpredictable character: Kefka (Alucard, Donkey Kong, Magus)
10) Game series with most inconsistent strength: Final Fantasy (Pokemon, Mario, GTA)
11) Most disappointing performance of GotD2: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Tropical Freeze, Undertale, Dragon Age)
12) Game series you wish was stronger: Donkey Kong/Country, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, Trails
13) Character that always disappoints: Tidus (Magus, Cecil Harvey, Donkey Kong)
14) A joke that stopped being funny: L-Block (GFNW, Weighted Companion Cube, CATS)
15) Character I am sick of seeing in contests: Link (Guybrush Threepwood, Lloyd Irving, Draven)
16) How did this get into Game of the Decade 2?: Dying Light (Fate/Grand Order, Persona 4 Golden, Obra Dinn)
17) Strongest game that's never been in a contest: Super Smash Bros. (Final Fantasy VII Remake, Skyward Sword, Final Fantasy V)
18) Theoretical winner of 'Worst. Game. Ever.': Big Rigs (E.T., Superman 64, Sonic 06)
19) Long-gone character that deserves another shot: Strider Hiryu (Liquid Snake, Terry Bogard, M. Bison)
20) Character that has fallen the furthest: Vincent (Magus, Tommy Vercetti, Crono, Gordon Freeman, Satan)
21) Low midcarder: Ness (Fox, Tidus, Zidane)
22) Strong franchise with characters not worth shit: Elder Scrolls (Grand Theft Auto, Tales, Persona)
23) Theoretical winner of 'Best. Boxart. Ever.': Ocarina of Time (FFVII, Phalanx, Mega Man)
24) Strongest Nintendo game with no N9er in it: Pokemon RBY (Star Fox 64, Xenoblade, something with Kirby)
25) Weakest playable character in Smash Ultimate: Alph (Mii Fighters, Dark Pit, Pichu, Little Mac)
26) Most photogenic character ever in a contest: Tifa (Dante, Crono, Solid Snake/Solid Shit)
27) Character I can beat in a fist fight: Guybrush (Olimar, Ness, a Pokemon)
28) Strongest game never on a Nintendo platform: Persona 5 (Kingdom Hearts/II, Symphony of the Night, God of War 2018, FFVII)

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disturbing lack of min-min votes wow

yeah like i want Twintelle votes but it's def going to be Spring Man/Ribbon Girl or Min-Min, maybe both

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Vergeben says a lot of vague things so that he can claim he is right when things happen but get away with it if he's wrong

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TsunamiXXVIII posted...

Probably FFX.

it is on switch

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i think everyone is overthinking it, it's like a 50/50 shot it's Spring Man + Ribbon Girl or just Min Min, I think those are the only options on the table

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GROUP 7
03 Resident Evil 2
02 Persona 5

00 Super Mario 3D World
05 Dark Souls

GROUP 8
00 Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
05 Sonic Mania

00 Sid Meier's Civilization V
05 Bloodborne

GROUP 9
00 DOOM
05 Rayman Legends

00 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
05 South Park: The Stick of Truth

sorry nick

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start dropping suggestions for future topics, put them in spoilers though so we don't get people thinking too early, this is supposed to be kneejerk reactions.

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Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)
7) TJF/"The Jug Factor": Tifa (Morrigan Aensland, Tina Armstrong, Jill Valentine)
8) Strongest Pokemon not in a Contest: Blastoise (Bulbasaur, Charmander, Greninja)
9) Most unpredictable character: Kefka (Alucard, Donkey Kong, Magus)
10) Game series with most inconsistent strength: Final Fantasy (Pokemon, Mario, GTA)
11) Most disappointing performance of GotD2: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Tropical Freeze, Undertale, Dragon Age)
12) Game series you wish was stronger: Donkey Kong/Country, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, Trails
13) Character that always disappoints: Tidus (Magus, Cecil Harvey, Donkey Kong)
14) A joke that stopped being funny: L-Block (GFNW, Weighted Companion Cube, CATS)
15) Character I am sick of seeing in contests: Link (Guybrush Threepwood, Lloyd Irving, Draven)
16) How did this get into Game of the Decade 2?: Dying Light (Fate/Grand Order, Persona 4 Golden, Obra Dinn)
17) Strongest game that's never been in a contest: Super Smash Bros. (Final Fantasy VII Remake, Skyward Sword, Final Fantasy V)
18) Theoretical winner of 'Worst. Game. Ever.': Big Rigs (E.T., Superman 64, Sonic 06)
19) Long-gone character that deserves another shot: Strider Hiryu (Liquid Snake, Terry Bogard, M. Bison)
20) Character that has fallen the furthest: Vincent (Magus, Tommy Vercetti, Crono, Gordon Freeman, Satan)
21) Low midcarder: Ness (Fox, Tidus, Zidane)
22) Strong franchise with characters not worth shit: Elder Scrolls (Grand Theft Auto, Tales, Persona)
23) Theoretical winner of 'Best. Boxart. Ever.': Ocarina of Time (FFVII, Phalanx, Mega Man)
24) Strongest Nintendo game with no N9er in it: Pokemon RBY (Star Fox 64, Xenoblade, something with Kirby)
25) Weakest playable character in Smash Ultimate: Alph (Mii Fighters, Dark Pit, Pichu, Little Mac)
26) Most photogenic character ever in a contest: Tifa (Dante, Crono, Solid Snake/Solid Shit)
27) Character I can beat in a fist fight: Guybrush (Olimar, Ness, a Pokemon)

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I've done a run where I brought Legion to Tali's recruitment

the fact that it's possible with its own dialogue is a testament to how well thought out the game is

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what is worse, your brain going immediately to "what kid could i punch" or "what pokemon could i punch"

honestly my first thought was Tingle and he's basically a child

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GROUP 4
00 Horizon Zero Dawn
05 Cuphead

05 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
00 Hollow Knight

GROUP 5
01 Xenoblade Chronicles
04 Mass Effect 2

00 NieR: Automata
05 Ori and the Blind Forest

GROUP 6
00 Super Mario Maker 2
05 Shovel Knight

05 Super Mario Odyssey
00 The Witcher 3

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i cannot believe this board's go to character to punch is olimar

...

wait i believe it

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they would be foolish not to put it on current gen, there's no way they would make their money back without PS4 and XONE sales

even if it doesn't run great they absolutely need those skus to exist and people will most likely buy it even if it runs at 25 FPS

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once again i don't know how i landed on this one. how beefy are board 8's collective arms?

start dropping suggestions for future topics, put them in spoilers though so we don't get people thinking too early, this is supposed to be kneejerk reactions.

these topics do not close when they are done so if you want to go argue over the results feel free to bump old topics and increase my brand recognition: https://bit.ly/YFTB8

Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)
7) TJF/"The Jug Factor": Tifa (Morrigan Aensland, Tina Armstrong, Jill Valentine)
8) Strongest Pokemon not in a Contest: Blastoise (Bulbasaur, Charmander, Greninja)
9) Most unpredictable character: Kefka (Alucard, Donkey Kong, Magus)
10) Game series with most inconsistent strength: Final Fantasy (Pokemon, Mario, GTA)
11) Most disappointing performance of GotD2: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Tropical Freeze, Undertale, Dragon Age)
12) Game series you wish was stronger: Donkey Kong/Country, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, Trails
13) Character that always disappoints: Tidus (Magus, Cecil Harvey, Donkey Kong)
14) A joke that stopped being funny: L-Block (GFNW, Weighted Companion Cube, CATS)
15) Character I am sick of seeing in contests: Link (Guybrush Threepwood, Lloyd Irving, Draven)
16) How did this get into Game of the Decade 2?: Dying Light (Fate/Grand Order, Persona 4 Golden, Obra Dinn)
17) Strongest game that's never been in a contest: Super Smash Bros. (Final Fantasy VII Remake, Skyward Sword, Final Fantasy V)
18) Theoretical winner of 'Worst. Game. Ever.': Big Rigs (E.T., Superman 64, Sonic 06)
19) Long-gone character that deserves another shot: Strider Hiryu (Liquid Snake, Terry Bogard, M. Bison)
20) Character that has fallen the furthest: Vincent (Magus, Tommy Vercetti, Crono, Gordon Freeman, Satan)
21) Low midcarder: Ness (Fox, Tidus, Zidane)
22) Strong franchise with characters not worth shit: Elder Scrolls (Grand Theft Auto, Tales, Persona)
23) Theoretical winner of 'Best. Boxart. Ever.': Ocarina of Time (FFVII, Phalanx, Mega Man)
24) Strongest Nintendo game with no N9er in it: Pokemon RBY (Star Fox 64, Xenoblade, something with Kirby)
25) Weakest playable character in Smash Ultimate: Alph (Mii Fighters, Dark Pit, Pichu, Little Mac)
26) Most photogenic character ever in a contest: Tifa (Dante, Crono, Solid Snake/Solid Shit)

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ok that's fine

like for real just make a game that's good on launch, delay it for a year if you have to, there are dozens of great games every year

i hate how devs have to put out long letters about this because they know they are going to get twitter bombed by angry nerds

UshiromiyaEva posted...

My cynical take is its going to run like butt on PS4/Xbone and they don't want those versions out there as the console standard while waiting for next gen to launch.

this sounds about right too

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i think i was in the top 50 once and i feel good with that level of epop

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start dropping suggestions for future topics, put them in spoilers though so we don't get people thinking too early, this is supposed to be kneejerk reactions.

these topics do not close when they are done so if you want to go argue over the results feel free to bump old topics and increase my brand recognition: https://bit.ly/YFTB8

Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)
7) TJF/"The Jug Factor": Tifa (Morrigan Aensland, Tina Armstrong, Jill Valentine)
8) Strongest Pokemon not in a Contest: Blastoise (Bulbasaur, Charmander, Greninja)
9) Most unpredictable character: Kefka (Alucard, Donkey Kong, Magus)
10) Game series with most inconsistent strength: Final Fantasy (Pokemon, Mario, GTA)
11) Most disappointing performance of GotD2: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Tropical Freeze, Undertale, Dragon Age)
12) Game series you wish was stronger: Donkey Kong/Country, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, Trails
13) Character that always disappoints: Tidus (Magus, Cecil Harvey, Donkey Kong)
14) A joke that stopped being funny: L-Block (GFNW, Weighted Companion Cube, CATS)
15) Character I am sick of seeing in contests: Link (Guybrush Threepwood, Lloyd Irving, Draven)
16) How did this get into Game of the Decade 2?: Dying Light (Fate/Grand Order, Persona 4 Golden, Obra Dinn)
17) Strongest game that's never been in a contest: Super Smash Bros. (Final Fantasy VII Remake, Skyward Sword, Final Fantasy V)
18) Theoretical winner of 'Worst. Game. Ever.': Big Rigs (E.T., Superman 64, Sonic 06)
19) Long-gone character that deserves another shot: Strider Hiryu (Liquid Snake, Terry Bogard, M. Bison)
20) Character that has fallen the furthest: Vincent (Magus, Tommy Vercetti, Crono, Gordon Freeman, Satan)
21) Low midcarder: Ness (Fox, Tidus, Zidane)
22) Strong franchise with characters not worth shit: Elder Scrolls (Grand Theft Auto, Tales, Persona)
23) Theoretical winner of 'Best. Boxart. Ever.': Ocarina of Time (FFVII, Phalanx, Mega Man)
24) Strongest Nintendo game with no N9er in it: Pokemon RBY (Star Fox 64, Xenoblade, something with Kirby)
25) Weakest playable character in Smash Ultimate: Alph (Mii Fighters, Dark Pit, Pichu, Little Mac)

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exdeath if you finish this topic series and this site is still here i am going to send you another shirt

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i cannot believe how hyped i got for pokemon fucking snap

yo

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i have seen actual fanart of mii gunner cuz girl

swordfighter would probably win the match though, and as far as nominating the miis we would probably have to either come to the consensus on whether or not they first appeared in Wii Sports and were given weapons in Smash or if they first appeared in their current, separate incarnations in Smash 4

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It is never ever worth it no matter how much it might seem like it at the time, we are all here for you

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+10 A Hat in Time
+9 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
+8 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
+7 Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies
+6 Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Spirit of Justice
+5 Super Mario Maker 2
+4 Mario Kart 8
+3 Grand Theft Auto V
+2 Red Dead Redemption 2
+1 Super Mario Galaxy 2

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I can't even imagine Shepard doing the suicide mission planning scene with just those three in the room, that's nuts. Jacob would have to lead the fire team I guess. I think Mordin and Miranda die regardless if you do their loyalty missions if you put them on hacking/barrier because they are not suited for those tasks. not 100% sure on that one though

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Two 360s lost, one had a RROD and one I fixed the RROD but something was fucked with it and it would overheat still

My first PS3 died but I can't remember how

My PSP still works but the Wi-Fi card is shot somehow, I can't turn on Wi-Fi at all

Similarly one of my two PS2s (my dad gave me his) "works" but barely, it only boots up like 75% of the time and when it does it actually reads the disc like 25% of the time

My dad also had his own PS1 and N64, I have no idea what happened to either of them when he moved but I guess they weren't really "mine"

The hinge on my original DS lite is shot and it doesn't really stay open at the right angle, it flops around. One time I was carrying it in my pocket and bottom screen somehow cracked and to this day I have no idea how because it was in my front pocket at a movie theater and I can't imagine anything hitting it hard enough for the screen to crack as much as it did while closed. I paid Nintendo to fix it.

I also sat on my girlfriend's 3DS like two months into dating her and broke the screen, she was fucking livid. I don't know how she didn't break up with me. I paid Nintendo to fix it.

Other than that I have never lost a console/handheld and I have never had a handheld die on me completely

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pichu is still pretty high up there post-nerf but you gotta realize that 6th is a huge drop from how dominate he was in 1st pre-nerf

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78771862

potentially a new zen contest if anyone wants to give it a yay or a nay

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Best Female Villain Quote Ever just wrapped, take a look at the fabulous prizes our fabulous winner ExDeath won:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78767263 (post 5)

I'm fielding interest in MAYBE doing Best. Boxart. Ever., but probably not right away because I just got busy at work and honestly BFVQE was a good amount of work and I want a break.

Vote in the poll above but also:

1) How big would you want the bracket to be?

2) What do you think you'd nominate off the top of your head?

3) Would you nominate just personal favorites or ones you think should win? (assuming you got 10 noms)

4) Would you nominate "joke entries" like Karnaaj, Mystery of the Druids and the Dawn of Sorrow and Batman re-release covers?

5) Would you count bad arcade cabinet art or should we leave that out?

6) Would you vote regularly?

7) Would you enter a prediction bracket knowing you could potentially win FABULOUS PRIZES?

8) If not Best. Boxart. Ever., then what? What do I do with my life now that there are no more bad ladies saying things

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KamikazePotato posted...

Ness, for some reason

Also would people be interested in Best Box Art? Could actually be fun

I was thinking of doing this but work just got very very busy right as BFVQE wrapped up so I don't know when I'll be able to now if you want dibs

if nobody does it I will do it probably in like August or September

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@Leonhart4 do you wanna rank the smash roster based on contest strength

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+10 Fallout: New Vegas
+9 Nier
+8 Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
+7 DOOM
+6 Jackbox Party Pack 3
+5 Shovel Knight
+4 Tales of Berseria
+3 Horizon Zero Dawn
+2 Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/Wii U
+1 Yoshi's Crafted World

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TheArkOfTurus posted...

Alph

o fuck this may be the right answer

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and as darkx said the pandemic is basically "over" to amazon (hazard pay stopped 6/1) so i doubt they are leaving the prioritizing algorithm on for long if it even is still on at all

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hello, zen "the amazon employee" here

"Essential" item orders are prioritized in the system but when they are done picking those the system goes towards literally anything else. there are a lot less "essential" items than youd think

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@SBAllen if I nominated ROB from Gyromite next contest would it count

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allen i need you to bring back 3-ways and put the mii fighters in a poll

would Gunner win cuz of TJF

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i was a manager at Amazon Fresh and one time I ordered Amazon Fresh but they didn't have the ice cream I wanted so I went in the freezer and found a pallet of it and stowed 1 to a bin so it would go back in stock then i added it to my order

this has been zen's equally thrilling online food delivery story

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my first thought was Nana followed by Corrin

maybe the Miis or Dark Pit would be worse than Corrin but idk how Nana could be anything more than turbofodder

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start dropping suggestions for future topics, put them in spoilers though so we don't get people thinking too early, this is supposed to be kneejerk reactions.

these topics do not close when they are done so if you want to go argue over the results feel free to bump old topics and increase my brand recognition: https://bit.ly/YFTB8

Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)
7) TJF/"The Jug Factor": Tifa (Morrigan Aensland, Tina Armstrong, Jill Valentine)
8) Strongest Pokemon not in a Contest: Blastoise (Bulbasaur, Charmander, Greninja)
9) Most unpredictable character: Kefka (Alucard, Donkey Kong, Magus)
10) Game series with most inconsistent strength: Final Fantasy (Pokemon, Mario, GTA)
11) Most disappointing performance of GotD2: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Tropical Freeze, Undertale, Dragon Age)
12) Game series you wish was stronger: Donkey Kong/Country, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, Trails
13) Character that always disappoints: Tidus (Magus, Cecil Harvey, Donkey Kong)
14) A joke that stopped being funny: L-Block (GFNW, Weighted Companion Cube, CATS)
15) Character I am sick of seeing in contests: Link (Guybrush Threepwood, Lloyd Irving, Draven)
16) How did this get into Game of the Decade 2?: Dying Light (Fate/Grand Order, Persona 4 Golden, Obra Dinn)
17) Strongest game that's never been in a contest: Super Smash Bros. (Final Fantasy VII Remake, Skyward Sword, Final Fantasy V)
18) Theoretical winner of 'Worst. Game. Ever.': Big Rigs (E.T., Superman 64, Sonic 06)
19) Long-gone character that deserves another shot: Strider Hiryu (Liquid Snake, Terry Bogard, M. Bison)
20) Character that has fallen the furthest: Vincent (Magus, Tommy Vercetti, Crono, Gordon Freeman, Satan)
21) Low midcarder: Ness (Fox, Tidus, Zidane)
22) Strong franchise with characters not worth shit: Elder Scrolls (Grand Theft Auto, Tales, Persona)
23) Theoretical winner of 'Best. Boxart. Ever.': Ocarina of Time (FFVII, Phalanx, Mega Man)
24) Strongest Nintendo game with no N9er in it: Pokemon RBY (Star Fox 64, Xenoblade, something with Kirby)

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it did not occur to me how Mordin's recruitment is basically COVID-19: the mission

here's a fun fact: you can go the entire game without recruiting anyone but Mordin (he's plot-critical), so in theory if you wanna hardcore roleplay as xenophobic loner Shepard you definitely could

i'm pretty sure that's the case unless the game forces someone else on you that I forget. i really like that they give you the freedom to skip squad members though, like if someone REALLY hated Garrus for some reason they could go the entire game without seeing him

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semen t

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fyi i also thought of xenoblade when i made this thread

pokemon rby is def the right answer though, xenoblade just has recency

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start dropping suggestions for future topics, put them in spoilers though so we don't get people thinking too early, this is supposed to be kneejerk reactions.

these topics do not close when they are done so if you want to go argue over the results feel free to bump old topics and increase my brand recognition: https://bit.ly/YFTB8

Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)
7) TJF/"The Jug Factor": Tifa (Morrigan Aensland, Tina Armstrong, Jill Valentine)
8) Strongest Pokemon not in a Contest: Blastoise (Bulbasaur, Charmander, Greninja)
9) Most unpredictable character: Kefka (Alucard, Donkey Kong, Magus)
10) Game series with most inconsistent strength: Final Fantasy (Pokemon, Mario, GTA)
11) Most disappointing performance of GotD2: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Tropical Freeze, Undertale, Dragon Age)
12) Game series you wish was stronger: Donkey Kong/Country, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, Trails
13) Character that always disappoints: Tidus (Magus, Cecil Harvey, Donkey Kong)
14) A joke that stopped being funny: L-Block (GFNW, Weighted Companion Cube, CATS)
15) Character I am sick of seeing in contests: Link (Guybrush Threepwood, Lloyd Irving, Draven)
16) How did this get into Game of the Decade 2?: Dying Light (Fate/Grand Order,Persona 4 Golden, Obra Dinn)
17) Strongest game that's never been in a contest: Super Smash Bros. (Final Fantasy VII Remake, Skyward Sword, Final Fantasy V)
18) Theoretical winner of 'Worst. Game. Ever.': Big Rigs (E.T., Superman 64, Sonic 06)
19) Long-gone character that deserves another shot: Strider Hiryu (Liquid Snake, Terry Bogard, M. Bison)
20) Character that has fallen the furthest: Vincent (Magus, Tommy Vercetti, Crono, Gordon Freeman, Satan)
21) Low midcarder: Ness (Fox, Tidus, Zidane)
22) Strong franchise with characters not worth shit: Elder Scrolls (Grand Theft Auto, Tales, Persona)
23) Theoretical winner of 'Best. Boxart. Ever.': Ocarina of Time (FFVII, Phalanx, Mega Man)

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+10 Sonic Mania
+9 Catherine
+8 Rayman Legends
+7 Resident Evil 2
+6 Bayonetta 2
+5 Splatoon 2
+4 Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
+3 Crypt of the Necrodancer
+2 New Super Mario Bros. U
+1 Fire Emblem: Three Houses

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i don't know if we can list literally every game itt

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somehow two shirts have already sold, what a world we live in

purchasers of the shirt, on what occasions do you plan to wear it? to the beach? to your local six flags? to your wedding?

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