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A dog can cure your depression, but also destroy your house. Our Terrier has been in 3 homes because she simply cannot hold her pee. We love her, but when she passes we're going to buy some carpets instead of another dog.

Oh, BTW, all of these tables rely on an existing ASP.Net framework that is ALREADY IMPLEMENTED. I am going to rip out the guts of the entire thing for a week, breaking all this default behavior, just to make it worse! I don't know if I can take this.

Every fucking table will have a first_name middle_name last_name field for the user.

If you're wondering why bitcoin destroys everything it touches, it's because crypto-bros are the worst engineers who only masturbate to the idea of understanding how something vaguely complicated works instead of thinking about their own work as a tool that needs to do something.

Why did she break up with you, again? I remember that was really hard on you.

wants me to extract all data from one table into several child tables.

A user table currently exists. It contains all identifying 1:1 relationship data. About 20 columns.

The new tables he wants (even though everything works perfectly fine in its current state) contain so many duplicate fields it is ridiculous. It's like a D- student who barely passed their SQL class designed it. The UserData table will have a first_name middle_name last_name column, so will the address table, as will the bitcoin address table. He also wants all parent tables to contain references to the IDs of all child tables, which is just flat out bad design. Pointless. Unheard of. I understand branching tables out, but ffs do it right.

I am going to lose my mind. This is what I get for trying to explain to him how these things are working. The worst part is I have no feedback or input for him aside from "the suggested changes are total trash", which I don't think I can say.

Fucking crypto bros. It was so simple and sensible, now he's ruining it. I do so much to try to keep this guy at bay from destroying everything he touches. Everything we do I need to come up with a (completely insufficient) visual for him to understand it, but I end up regretting it because he then wants to change how everything works, causing it to work worse and take twice as long to develop.

Dude literally has brain damage or something and man am I a babysitter. I know a crypto startup is an exercise in burning money, I am the dumb one for trying to correct course. I don't know if I can keep my calm on this one. He pretty much jots down a half baked idea without consulting me at all and demands it's all reworked. I'm only human, I only have so much patience here.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

No, it's a ridiculously expensive hobby. There are much better ways to spend your entertainment dollar.

True, the only way to play is to settle for a couple casual decks.

Yeah that was one of the best speeches I've heard since Bernie campaigned.

It was good because it was true.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/2/AAbsMXAADoOs.jpg

Revelation34 posted...

Yeah how dare they treat fictional goblins that way.

It's more "my best friend is trans" and she almost singlehandedly started the modern "trans people are groomers" trend by completely abusing her position of power and then complaining she was being oppressed. Please, for fucks sake JK Rowling, stop being oppressed.

So really I wouldn't care if her and her franchise choked on a dick. I don't care about the Jewish goblin thing, I think it's pretty funny actually, as obvious as it is.

"They made the music less annoying"

Lool.

When you play those games, don't you feel like you are, idk, slowly dying?

Sadly I can't take Harry Potter seriously anymore now that I know what JK Rowling is like

If you don't know what I'm talking about, just don't look into it.

DrYuya posted...

They could probably just do away with college and replace it with classes on "people skills" for 99% of the jobs out there that claim they want them.

No one cares about degrees in the software field anymore. Seriously. Half of us just self-taught. I'm thankful that I skipped it myself, saved myself the debt. I think we collectively boycotted college, sick of paying for annually updated paper $2000 textbooks with one-time-use homework redeeming codes, or a $3000 online course where you're e-mailed one hour long 480p mp4 file with a guy in an echo-ey room droning on and on, with basically no communication with the professor. Oh, and don't forget that you have to take English, Calculus, and a life skills course from someone who might as well be a random PotDer telling me how to succeed in life.

I wonder how that would work out for a medical field.

Does it do anything to address the increasing price? On that note, I place the blame on colleges for price gauging, I'd like to hear more solutions that clamp down on their ability to do that.

Same with medicine in general. The public spending is fine, I don't mind tax dollars going towards things that matter, but it would be great if the government didn't fork over whatever inflated price a college/hospital asks for.

Probably ignorant on this as I rarely look at the fine print of these things.

Idk, just being around people who appreciate who you are sort of brings out the best in you imo.

If you're around people who think you're boring, then you'll probably feel more boring. You'll probably spend all your time scraping together something interesting to say, and you won't really be any better for it.

In middle school I had a group of friends that just tolerated my presence, so I found another group that thought I was cool and funny, then all the sudden I was cool and funny.

I also think it's a good time to remember that not too long ago some Kroger shut down a store because the local jurisdiction mandated that they pay their employees $15. That was one butthurt executive.

Guess they realized they can just upcharge people 50% on their products and still rake in profits.

OhhhJa posted...

Yet 18 an hour in August 2022 is worth about what 9 an hour was worth 5 years ago

That's an exaggeration, which is relevant because you mean to undermine OP's point.
https://www.officialdata.org/us/inflation/1800?amount=1

I think in just two years McDonald's pay has doubled, which jumps the inflation rate by a bit.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Those are rookie numbers

Oh yeah.

As in, I only know 20% of my cousins, because there have got to be hundreds of them.

On the secular side of my family, I know all 8 of them.

Let that terror sink in for a second.

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Yes, but he didn't stay dead. So while he did let them kill him did they really succeed at it?

Sure, not for long according to the story, yeah. So if he had said "not very christlike to die and then not come back to life 3 days later", that would have been a better zinger, but it would have been more confusing since most people can't come back to life, and I'm not even sure what the zinger would be at that point.

@SKARDAVNELNATE

The guy who replied to the post is angry about his attitude, calling him not christ-like, the initial guy replies saying "it's not christ-like to let yourself be killed", which Jen says is funny because that's exactly what Jesus did.

Anyway, that kid was surprisingly apolitical, and yeah didn't really help the situation when several people mistook him for a spree shooter. It's not a great idea to show up to a protest heavily armed unless people are expecting that and know exactly why you are armed.

Jerry is a total dick who starts everything, as other people have said.

Also if Tom doesn't catch Jerry then his mammy stereotype owner will hit him with a broom or something, so I guess she does, because it's one mouse and it's been running around for 10+ years.

hera posted...

jesus was not a pacifist lol

He was only slightly violent maybe a couple of times, and it's pretty rare for the Bible to be consistent with anything. It's like Family Guy, give any character enough time and eventually they've all murdered at least one person.

Needless to say he A) didn't carry a weapon, and B) was closer to a Marxist than any American Republican, and C) didn't really leave behind any evidence of existing in the first place, though there were many people just like him at that time.

Lokarin posted...

Texan Pro-life director charged with sex with a minor

https://kion546.com/news/2022/08/26/former-anti-abortion-texas-right-to-life-political-director-charged-with-soliciting-sex-from-minor/

Youth groups are stuffed with pedophiles

My uncle (a youth group leader) married one of my friends the millisecond she turned 18 and they had about 10 babies. At least he finally moved out of his mother's basement.

KopeofOnrac posted...

I love Idiocracy! I love this movie!

Scariest horror movie ever

I was always under the impression that water fountains were unsanitary, but a nice cold one is great anyway.

Idk why everyone got argumentive itt

I mean, I like arguing too, but I have to have a good reason first

Jen0125 posted...

Who here would even doxx Zang over this and to what effect? Like what would be the point

Idk, I would post my address here if I felt like it lmao.

Like yeah drive from Florida to show up at my house we'll play smash

Who's making it?

VampireCoyote posted...

That video is just about UFOs though

Yes

My point was they all sound exactly the same to me, but whatever, it's a cool video anyway. I recommend subbing to the channel.

ReturnOfFa posted...

tbf they literally will listen to Nazis because they are too incapable of parsing fact and fiction. they are the types of people that made Nazism work. constant finger-pointing at a bogeyman.

Fun fact, nazis thought the Earth was hollow, and invested heavily in telescopes to spy on North America. They rejected nuclear bombs as "Jewish science". They invested heavily into unrealistic architecture and weapons.

I will drink pretty much any kind of soda given it's not a diet/sugar-free. Never had a bad soda.

Except for sour apple Mountain Dew. That's a "hold your nose and chug" soda.

captpackrat posted...

The disease is nearly 100% preventable with immunization. Boosters are recommended every 10 years.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/kids-health/unvaccinated-boy-almost-died-tetanus-hospital-bill-was-more-800-n981256

After the boy was finally released, he returned to normal activities, including running and bicycling, the CDC report stated. His parents chose not to have him vaccinated further.

At least Nazis admit when they are murdering people. Anti-vaxxers are worse because they choose not to admit it.

Talk about "think about the children"

Wait, we all said maid for a reason, but if the maid doesn't like that then it's just sexual harassment, which is less fun.

Lokarin posted...

Miami to move homeless people to an island

https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southeast/miami-homeless-island-virginia-key/

It's amazing what these people will do and spend to justify not just building a homeless housing complex.

Varies from angry sociopath to smart and good guy to loser.

Krow_Incarnate posted...

I have no problem with people in the 50's being skeptical.

That's definitely a charitable word to use for biological terrorists.

Anyway, these people are UFO nutters, not anti-vaxxers. But they pretty much overlap these days as "people who smoke too much weed or Fox news".

They basically use the same logic, these days I think they are much longer winded, having an unlimited supply of bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXXKJ6SqjY4

They heat it up so it's more malleable, probably.

Tucker Carlson hasn't worn a bow tie to this day.

He's been on the path of revenge ever since John Stewart made fun of his little bow tie and embarrassed him so hard his show was canceled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

You know it's bad when you're getting bullied on air and the audience you pay laughs at you.

In my experience anyone who uses the word mansplaining is not doing a good job of arguing.

That said I still try to remember that I'm not a woman and I don't know what it's like or what's different, so I remember that maybe when something a woman says doesn't make sense to me it's because I'm missing that.

Yeah I think it's ok to share as well, my father was also arrested for such things and it's a shock, it just sucks ass for everyone.

I would talk to him again except for the fact that to get back into our lives he tried smearing and blackmailing, so the man is just a psycho.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

what about the people on the left who want socialism?

Socialism is when the people who work for a company own it rather than shareholders

Communism is when the government owns corporations, but historically it's just been implemented as "government controls everything and also no democracy"

Don't get me wrong there are a lot of tankie leftists who are just authoritarians, they're mostly a wart we can't seem to get rid of. If you see someone on Twitter defending Stalin for example

hypnox posted...

I don't see how thats a detective show.

It's not, but it has that angle. They literally spoil you in the first episode, but you get to watch other people figure it out.

Invincible?

The story was very well done.

captpackrat posted...

California is one of the world's top suppliers of almonds.

Each individual almond requires 1.1 gallons of water to produce.

A burger takes 660 gallons of water.

I think height is just a ram horn sort of deal at this point, it's effective at attracting mates but is otherwise detrimental. In fights the shorter guy usually has the advantage, just because leverage and physics.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/5/AAbsMXAADkWx.jpg

VampireCoyote posted...

The trouble with crypto is that mentioning it makes way too many people think that their opinions and predictions are wanted about it, lol

Working for a crypto company full time and being a "co-founder" of this sinking pile of shit, thought I'd save some of you your money and time. Probably 90% of money that normal people put into crypto goes missing.

The CEOs are either idealistic air-heads or smart guys who think you're all a bunch of dumb sheep. They think it's cute to call themselves "wolves" and their tokens "sheep" because it re-affirms their idea that they aren't doing anything wrong, just being a "wolf".

Crypto's made up of small time schemers who could care less about the overall crypto space or what direction it goes in, I would take my money out right now

Never seen a good product come out of crypto. On one hand it is "early", but early is forever when you want it to be, and if you don't have a working prototype then I'm running for the hills.

I would just forget crypto exists and put it in an index fund and then forget it exists.

Washing off countertops/tables. It's a weird thing for me tbh. I don't like the gross rag and the wet crumbs touching my hands. I'll clean the whole kitchen and ask someone else to wipe off the counters.

Really anything involving touching a dirty wet cloth. And sponges. Throw those things away, they are contaminated.