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Topic[A full head of hair][$20,000 USD]
Xatrion
02/03/18 8:26:26 PM
#7
Money. I've got more than enough hair.
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TopicWould you homeschool your kids?
Xatrion
01/19/18 8:27:41 AM
#9
I was homeschooled. I begged my mom to do so and it remains one of, if not my greatest mistake of my life. Don't do that to your kids.
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TopicMake Star Wars Games Great Again
Xatrion
01/18/18 8:41:42 AM
#13
I knew the golden age of Star Wars games would be over once the parasite acquired the rights to make them.
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TopicThe best middle name for men
Xatrion
01/16/18 11:17:20 AM
#5
The
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Topic30 billion but lose your dick?
Xatrion
01/13/18 10:36:55 PM
#2
Sure. Not using it anyways.
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Topichow old will you be in 2018?
Xatrion
01/13/18 8:34:47 PM
#56
30. Never thought I would live this long.
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TopicYou see a dude with long hair down to his stomach
Xatrion
01/11/18 8:17:12 PM
#19
Mine's fairly long at 26 inches or so. Been growing it since 2013.
Also, ouch at some of the stuff here.
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TopicGuys pick a new sport for me.
Xatrion
01/09/18 6:59:31 PM
#4
Cricket
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TopicDo you like to eat cereal as a snack?
Xatrion
01/09/18 6:57:53 PM
#21
Almost every night with a tall glass of milk.
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TopicThings you hate about work
Xatrion
01/08/18 5:05:15 PM
#14
Our corporate offices trying to "help" us, which often seems indistinguishable from f***ing us over.
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TopicThe Kansas City Chiefs have blown a 21-3 lead
Xatrion
01/06/18 8:21:00 PM
#10
Really? I stopped watching that game because it seemed like a blowout.
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Topichow do you eat your rice?
Xatrion
01/05/18 1:23:34 PM
#19
Eat something else. Rice sucks.
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TopicHave you ever cut your own hair?
Xatrion
12/29/17 8:43:19 AM
#2
Once. Never again.
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TopicFamous sayings that you disagree with?
Xatrion
12/26/17 4:10:14 PM
#35
Life is short.

Because it's not. Name one thing you can experience that is longer than your life.
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TopicYou become the last video game character you played as.
Xatrion
12/21/17 4:07:41 PM
#34
Neptune.
I don't know if I'm okay with this.
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TopicAre you romantically involved with anyone?
Xatrion
12/16/17 4:24:53 PM
#5
No. Maybe someday.
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TopicBest cartoon character voices?
Xatrion
12/16/17 4:23:06 PM
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Anything by Billy West, Tara Strong, or Phil Lamarr.
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TopicThink of a male and a female video game character.
Xatrion
12/15/17 7:05:02 PM
#13
Sam Fisher and Joanna Dark.

Sounds kinda interesting.
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TopicHow many times per 'wad' do you wipe?
Xatrion
12/13/17 5:33:43 PM
#13
Muffinz0rz posted...
Hold up, you guys wipe then fold again?? Doesn't that run the risk of getting shit on your fingers?


Only if you're using a substandard TP. Use the good stuff and you can be more efficient with it.
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TopicDon't you hate it when Porn f***s up a story
Xatrion
12/07/17 11:02:31 PM
#17
Well that's enough internet for one day methinks.
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TopicDo you cope with depression / suicidal ideations, now or in the past?
Xatrion
12/07/17 7:45:07 PM
#8
Occasionally. It has a tendency to come unexpectedly, and in waves, some more fierce than others.
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TopicNow some time has passed, how do you feel about GTA4?
Xatrion
12/07/17 7:07:57 PM
#37
GTA4 was the last game I bought based on reviews and word of mouth. It was not good. Everything from the story to the driving to the gameplay was just mediocre and boring.
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TopicHow often do you get compliments on your appearance?
Xatrion
12/07/17 4:23:18 PM
#5
Customers where I work will occasionally compliment my hair, but that's it.
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Topic$10 million but you can only buy things that begin with the first letter of your
Xatrion
12/06/17 10:01:08 PM
#6
Yay xylophones....
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TopicBiggest changes in gaming since 2010?
Xatrion
12/05/17 11:00:49 PM
#5
Lootboxes. Lootboxes everywhere.
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TopicITT: I grant your wishes!
Xatrion
12/05/17 2:27:22 PM
#25
I'm going on my first date in a few hours. Need help with my nerves.
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Topichow many hours of sleep do you get
Xatrion
12/05/17 2:26:36 PM
#10
Seldom more than 6, if that.
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Topic(Serious) What's the number one problem in your life right now?
Xatrion
12/04/17 10:59:11 AM
#10
I have unintentionally hurt someone I care about, someone who never deserved it, and I couldn't be more angry with myself.
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TopicWhat letter does your first name start with?
Xatrion
12/02/17 11:20:08 PM
#15
The lonely Z.
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TopicWhat is your biggest weakness?
Xatrion
12/02/17 9:06:50 PM
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I'm my biggest critic and I'm far too hard on myself most times.
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TopicWhat's da creepiest thing someone did or said to you?
Xatrion
11/30/17 4:22:09 PM
#10
Nothing near as bad as you guys, but weird old women keep grabbing my hair unexpectedly at work.
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TopicWhich frozen pizza is the best?
Xatrion
11/27/17 7:27:32 PM
#15
Can't beat freschetta.
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TopicWhy are you still on CE?
Xatrion
11/27/17 7:25:17 PM
#11
This is my daily social interaction, such that it is.
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TopicAre you satisfied with your testicles size?
Xatrion
11/26/17 11:01:57 PM
#18
Size is fine, just wish they weren't so droopy.
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TopicITT Post frustrating **** about your job
Xatrion
11/24/17 7:01:41 PM
#10
Customer: Do you carry (really obscure item I know we don't have)?

Me: No

*Two minutes later*

*Coworker over headset* Do you know if we carry (exact same item)?

Me: *facepalm*
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TopicFavorite Oreo?
Xatrion
11/24/17 4:19:27 PM
#15
Cinnamon bun for sure.
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TopicIf you dont want kids, then who's going to take care of you when you grow old?
Xatrion
11/19/17 8:30:10 PM
#18
I don't intend to grow old.
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TopicHas anyone ever been drowsy/tired, but then all of a sudden no longer feel that
Xatrion
11/17/17 5:30:47 PM
#5
Almost every night. If I don't go to bed when I'm tired, I'm awake for the next three hours at least.
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Topic14 hours from now, Oathbringer by Brandon Sanderson will be out.
Xatrion
11/17/17 3:23:39 PM
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Just got my copy today, but I also saw another book in the series, Edgedancer, and ordered that. Wondering if I should read that first.
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TopicLife is like a roll of toilet paper.
Xatrion
11/17/17 2:22:05 PM
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The closer you get to the end the faster it goes
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Topicstealth section where detection yields instant failure
Xatrion
11/13/17 8:22:27 PM
#7
Enemy completely destroys you and your party, such that you think you are supposed to lose.

........You aren't.
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Topic14 hours from now, Oathbringer by Brandon Sanderson will be out.
Xatrion
11/13/17 10:25:58 AM
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Already had it preordered. Can't wait.
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TopicSo...how's your hair holding up?
Xatrion
11/12/17 10:00:57 AM
#24
About 24 inches long and strong.
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TopicWoman sues to have 'So Help Me God' removed from oath of U.S. citizenship.
Xatrion
11/07/17 12:45:01 PM
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saspa posted...
I'm more by bothered by the fact that apparently you have to swear on the bible in court and actually put your hand on it, though I hope that's just an American TV thing.

Because seriously that's just awful, to have any trace of the word god on important things that matter like this


There's oaths, where you swear on the bible, or affirmations, which do not require such, but are essentially the same thing, just minus the religious bit.
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TopicMark of the Ninja needs more love imo
Xatrion
11/01/17 8:05:27 AM
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One of the very few games that actually gets stealth gameplay right. Loved it.
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TopicRemember the Butt Ugly Martians?
Xatrion
11/01/17 8:02:56 AM
#4
I remember the annoying ass theme song.
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TopicWhat's the longest you've worked at a single job?
Xatrion
10/28/17 8:23:01 PM
#12
12 years in a couple of days
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TopicIs Halo 2 on Legendary the hardest FPS game
Xatrion
10/27/17 9:53:52 PM
#8
Could not beat the prophet of regret. Those damn honor guards.....
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TopicThe name of your next child is the last videogame character you played as
Xatrion
10/23/17 8:15:29 PM
#35
James "Smoke" Porter

Not terrible.
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Topicdoes anyone else think about suicide everyday (srs)?
Xatrion
10/12/17 9:28:51 PM
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Rare is the day that goes by when I don't.
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