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Doe posted...

I was ready to call this overexaggerated bait but I get stumped by the first fucking image

Which one is that. There's a lot of first images
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bump
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Actually produce

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Actually produce

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They're just not afraid of anything these days
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circus side show, what
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hollow_shrine posted...

I kind of love Chuck Tingle. I've known about him for a while but thought he was mostly gay erotic shovelware. Then I ran into some of his more meta stories and political commentary, of which my favorite will always be:

"Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"

It's absurd, and that makes it all the more delightful. He publishes too often for me to own everything he's written. Still, there's humble bundle with a lot of his stuff which I bought without hesitation.

lmao
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https://twitter.com/Pocketsdog/status/1000447002113556480
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In April 2016, "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" was shortlisted for a Hugo Award for Best Short Story in the prestigious Hugo Awards for science fiction.[20] This stemmed from a campaign by the alt-right "Rabid Puppies" group, a faction of the Sad Puppies movement that laments the perceived politicization of science fiction.[16][21][22][23] However, Tingle disavowed the campaign, saying via his Twitter account that it was the work of "devils",

Tuesday Pounds Me in the Butt May 14, 2018
Seduced By The Handsome Physically Manifested Sound That Some People Hear As Yanny And Others Hear As Laurel May 15, 2018
Wednesday Pounds Me in the Butt May 21, 2018
Thursday Pounds Me in the Butt May 23, 2018
Friday Pounds Me in the Butt May 24, 2018
Saturday Pounds Me in the Butt May 25, 2018
Sunday Pounds Me in the Butt May 26, 2018

And he's a two time hugo winner too
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They're just not afraid of anything these days
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ated movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Peabody_%26_Sherman . She was going to get sacrificed too, wtf.
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Blitz4532 posted...

Mr_Biscuit posted...

I've seen 13-14 year olds that look 16

and I've seen 16 year olds that look 19

but I ain't never seen a 12 year old that looks 20

He thought she looked 16, which is the age of consent in the UK. It was the TAXI DRIVER who assumed she was 20.

Whoops I fucked up here. How did I not notice that? My bad. Still, someone thought a 12 year old looked 20.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/17/student-raped-12-year-old-will-not-punished/

student who admitted to raping a 12-year-old has been allowed to walk free after a judge said it was "reasonable" to assume she was over 16.

Daniel Cieslak, 21, had sex with the child after meeting her in a taxi queue but did not realise she was under 16 and burst into tears when he was arrested and police revealed her real age.

He had pleaded guilty to rape at an earlier hearing as she was under the age of 13 and therefore legally incapable of consenting.

After hearing the facts of the case, Lady Scott told the High Court in Glasgow that "justice is best served" by taking the "wholly exceptional decision" to give Cieslak an absolute discharge - the most lenient sentence possible.

She said: "I do not consider there is any need for, or public interest in, punishment. To do so would in my view be disproportionate given the nature of the criminal culpability here."

The court heard that in July 2015 Cieslak, then 19, met the girl and her 13-year-old friend in a taxi queue in Edinburgh in the early hours of the morning and - after being told they were 16 and 17 - they invited them back to a party.

The police had spoken to the teenager earlier in the evening whilst searching for another girl, but they had not even noted her details as there were no concerns about her age.

Their taxi driver later said that he thought the girl was 20.

Cieslak and the 12-year-old had sex and she left in the morning on good terms.

However, she later told her sister she was worried she was pregnant and her sister reported it to the police.

Lady Scott , noting a number of "exceptional circumstances", said that had the girl; who was 12 years and seven months old at the time of the offence; been 13, Cieslak would have been able to argue that he believed she was old enough in his defence.

After watching the CCTV and hearing from the witnesses including the police who shared Cieslak's views on her age Lady Scott said it would have been "reasonable" for him to believe she was over 16.

She said that it was a statutory offence to protect young girls but there was a "very wide scope" and there was no suggestion of any "predatory conduct" in this case. Cieslak will not be put on the sex offenders register.

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Sucks that imgur still hates gamefaqs
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This thing is still active until 3 days
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lol
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BJ-blazkowics posted...

bulletproofvita posted...

FLUFFYGERM posted...

ur mom haha

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voldothegr8 posted...

He was granted a $50,000 personal surety bond, co-signed by his wife

Wife should've just left the fucker
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https://imgur.com/2KfGlSm
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Only 4 years and he'll be back out after destroying her spine...
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wtf
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https://imgur.com/2KfGlSm
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DragonGirlYuki posted...

Intent is a big factor when it comes to the degree of murder.

Can't get much more intent than slitting a throat for cash tbh
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Might as well be dead. 40 years is a long time. He'll be lucky if he makes 10.

He'll get parole though
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Superlinkbro posted...

YouTube is way worse with that.

Not even 4chan gets this risky probably
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Microsoft with the 5d chess
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lol
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No one asked for this
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RIP
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Huh I had a weird dream that post 70 was a post directed at me
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"Fine folks both sides"
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DragonGirlYuki posted...

Intent is a big factor when it comes to the degree of murder.

Can't get any more intent than slitting a throat for cash tbh
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rip
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I remember there was a whole section dedicated to dumbest criminals in National Geographics magazines
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He's the hero we need but not the one we deserve
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Microsoft playing 5d chess
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https://giphy.com/gifs/excited-ron-paul-its-happening-rl0FOxdz7CcxO
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Back_Stabbath posted...

WesternMedia posted...

What happened to the original zealand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

Ah the netherlands huh
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rip
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

A bear was shot dead after it escaped from an enclosure at a zoo in western Germany on Friday, authorities have said.

Earlier authorities from the Eifelkreis Bitburg-Prm district said two lions, two tigers and a jaguar had escaped from the zoo, but officials later clarified that the big cats had never left their enclosures. Police had advised residents to remain indoors.

While the warning was still active on the police website Friday afternoon, a spokesperson for the Prm police clarified that the bear was the only animal at the park to break free.

Marc Potzsch, a spokesperson of the district's disaster management organization -- which is made up of police and fire brigades -- said the bear had managed to leave its cage after a heavy downpour early Friday morning.

The high rainfall had caused zoo cages to flood and authorities had initially been unable to verify the whereabouts of cats, sparking fears of a mass breakout.

In reality, the animals had climbed to higher spots that were not visible from outside the cages, Potzsch said.

The cages were being checked by structural engineers to determine whether the animals can stay remain inside their enclosures or have to be placed in more secure places, he added.

The Eifel Zoo, which is located on the outskirts of Lunebach, around 11 miles (18 kilometers) from the Belgian border, is home to about 400 animals, according to the zoo's website. These include a Siberian tiger and African lions.

Yannick Becker, who lives just over a mile from the zoo, posted video and images of flooding on the River Prum, which flows just to the east of the zoo.

"There hasn't been a flood like this here for at least 70 years," Becker told CNN. He said he had heard from the fire department that two storms had collided to cause unusually high levels of rainfall.

"As far as I know, a dam broke in the Eifel Zoo, which caused the area to be flooded," he added.

Full Article: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/06/01/europe/germany-zoo-animal-breakout-intl/index.html



Poor bear, really didn't do anything wrong when you think about it.

In awe at the size of this lad

Absolute unit

lmao I love this meme
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No one asked for this
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Wasssup Now posted...

Was she incapable of speaking? I didn't catch the reason on why she was unable to dial 911 with the phone

The BF could probably hear her if she was speaking.
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It's too bad they were all on the ps2 and didn't get any sequels
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He is the hero we need but not the one we deserve
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https://giphy.com/gifs/excited-ron-paul-its-happening-rl0FOxdz7CcxO
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What happened to the original zealand
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