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TopicEVO 2017 - General Thread v2
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 9:57:11 PM
#287
Pics_nao_plz posted...
Hope Du pulls through and gives America it's first SF EVO win since Vanilla SF4.

Also, gonna lol at Capcom's announcement after all the bombs that were dropped by other companies today.

america never won vanilla sf4 u peasant
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TopicVR porn is srsly almost good enough to take over real girls.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 9:14:27 PM
#3
Omnislasher posted...
what if you also enjoy the company of your girl

you have boys for that
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TopicVR porn is srsly almost good enough to take over real girls.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 9:11:19 PM
#1
All they need is a fleshlight controller and 2 gloves and it's going to be all over for real life girls.

Anime girls are here to stay.
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TopicIs that theory of Jiraiya true?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 9:08:15 PM
#10
Back_Stabbath posted...
Duncanwii posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
Duncanwii posted...
What theory?

jiraiya boinked naruto's mom and he's the real daddy

But Naruto looks nearly Identical to Minato. Why would anyone think Jiraya is his Father?

i've noticed fans of shounen anime have a tendency to make up lots of theories and pretend the story is more compelling than it actually is.

how isn't this a possibility tho?

Minato got his style from Jiraiya. They look pretty identical. And Jiraiya is also known for being a sleazebag so he coulda gotten it in when Minato wasn't looking.
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TopicIs that theory of Jiraiya true?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 8:47:52 PM
#6
Duncanwii posted...
What theory?

jiraiya boinked naruto's mom and he's the real daddy
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TopicEVO 2017 - General Thread v2
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 8:47:31 PM
#262
ManSpread posted...
lock this thread until sfv

this.
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TopicWhat were some of your favorite cheat codes in gaming?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 8:45:30 PM
#28
power overwhelming
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Topic"I work 50+ hours a week and get paid for 40."
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 8:35:05 PM
#15
Shadowplay posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
sounds like she bought into corporate propaganda

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Topicomfg brahs. I'm gonna quit my job at the end of the month. So fucking excited.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 8:15:01 PM
#7
Conflict posted...
You don't have a job.

lol people take trolling so personally on this board.
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Topicomfg brahs. I'm gonna quit my job at the end of the month. So fucking excited.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 8:13:38 PM
#5
Turbam posted...
I truly do miss it ;-;

i've been working nonstop for 3 years. No vacation.
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Topicomfg brahs. I'm gonna quit my job at the end of the month. So fucking excited.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 8:01:07 PM
#3
Turbam posted...
enjoy being unemployed.

i'm so excited for that man. Gonna take 3 months off and have a summer vacation.
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Topicomfg brahs. I'm gonna quit my job at the end of the month. So fucking excited.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 7:56:15 PM
#1
jesus christ.

omg
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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 6:00:39 PM
#22
ImAMarvel posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
you just wrote out a list of games and called it an argument. I replied appropriately, troll.


i literally said the games are mechanically different, which they are

mortal kombat has a four attack button layout
injustice has a three attack button layout and a universal 'trait' which has unique effects depending on the character used

mk has a block button, which is atypical for fighting games
injustice does not have a block button, which means crossups work like every other 2D fighter

injustice has a universal launcher. mk does not

injustice has killer instinct/darkstalkers rules when it comes to rounds
mk has traditional rounds

combo breakers in injustice work entirely differently than they do in mortal kombat

injustice has DOA-style stage transitions, which switches up the corner game from traditional corner mechanics. mk does not

your post just reeks of 'hurr all fighting games are literally the same'

see.

That's an argument.

Not some broad generic statement that doesn't explain anything or go into depth.

Regardless. You're still wrong.
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Topicwhy do people care about crappy weeaboo anime fighters?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:59:55 PM
#10
Kid_Buu posted...
dragon ball is anime my man

i said weeaboo anime
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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:34:37 PM
#19
Lightsasori posted...
Eh not really, a lot of the mechanics are different from each other.

great argument, bro.
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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:34:11 PM
#18
ImAMarvel posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
ImAMarvel posted...
not really

it's a similar franchise, which makes sense, since it's from the same devs, but it's mechanically pretty distinct from MK, just like Street Fighter and Darkstalkers, Guilty Gear and BlazBlue, Tekken and Soul Calibur, etc.

yeah really


great argument?

you just wrote out a list of games and called it an argument. I replied appropriately, troll.
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Topicwhy do people care about crappy weeaboo anime fighters?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:31:43 PM
#4
TheFuzz3451 posted...
Dbz is one of the weebest things out there lmao

The hood culture embraces it lol.


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Topicwhy do people care about crappy weeaboo anime fighters?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:26:46 PM
#1
srs.

u have something like this coming out and you guys are obsessing over little 5 year old girls in skirts beating each other up?


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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:25:40 PM
#9
ImAMarvel posted...
not really

it's a similar franchise, which makes sense, since it's from the same devs, but it's mechanically pretty distinct from MK, just like Street Fighter and Darkstalkers, Guilty Gear and BlazBlue, Tekken and Soul Calibur, etc.

yeah really
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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:23:25 PM
#7
CruelBuffalo posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
And it's the only fighting game series other than DoA/Tekken that can't be run on the Dreamcast

the cope is unreal

Just like the graphics in WeeabooBlue/KoF/MvC:I. It's unreal games are published in 2017 looking like that

no one cares about 2nd tier garbage fighters like those games.
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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:17:23 PM
#5
CruelBuffalo posted...
And it's the only fighting game series other than DoA/Tekken that can't be run on the Dreamcast

the cope is unreal
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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:17:12 PM
#4
TheVipaGTS posted...
Why fix something that isn't broken?

logic like this is why every single FPS game nowadays is a CoD clone.
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Topicinjustice is literally just a reskinned mortal kombat lmao
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:15:18 PM
#1
strong creativity

stay free, american devs
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TopicLady teaches her giant python how to open doors
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:11:56 PM
#1
TopicDoes Nintendo think people are actually gonna bring Switches to parties?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 5:01:34 PM
#20
TheFuzz3451 posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
lol I think people forget this is a video game website sometimes.


It honestly surprises me how many users here don't play video games or even have disdain for those that do

cuz most people on CE are the same people who were posting here 10-15 years ago and they grew up now and are actual adults who don't spend their free time playing video games.
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TopicDoes Nintendo think people are actually gonna bring Switches to parties?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 4:57:08 PM
#16
PMarth2002 posted...
My cousin's husband brought his to our family vacation. I could see people doing it for parties among certain crowds.

those certain crowds referring to 6 year olds? Only explanation.
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TopicDoes Nintendo think people are actually gonna bring Switches to parties?
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 4:55:53 PM
#13
Trumpanzee posted...
_Squirtle_ posted...
Who the fuck would do that?

I did yesterday and it was a hit. Mario Kart, ARMS, King of Fighters, NBA Playgrounds, Snipperclips.. People loved it. Quite a few people that were there are now actively seeking to get their own.

fucking lol
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Topicchris brown exposes k-pop performance for lip syncing lmao. KPop gets owned.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 2:02:24 PM
#4
FurryPhilosifer posted...
Didn't Chris Brown beat a woman.

lol if u believe in the media
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Topicchris brown exposes k-pop performance for lip syncing lmao. KPop gets owned.
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 2:00:02 PM
#1
TopicHOLY FUCKING LOL!! Will Smith - 6'2. Jaden Smith - 5'7
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 12:24:11 AM
#1
fucking lol. Genetics are a bitch. That's what woll smith gets for marrying a 5 foot nuttin dwarf.

Kid ain't gonna grow any more neither cuz he's already 19.

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Jaden-Smith-5923.html
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Topicguy walks a dog and a human girl together
WalkingLobsters
07/16/17 12:11:19 AM
#1
Topicthis HOT asian chick rejects this FGC BLACK dude on stream
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 11:52:03 PM
#63
wufei8706 posted...
ManSpread posted...
Elicktricity posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
She's probably smashing Floe

A few years ago Noel Brown smashed it with Floe asleep in the room. True story.

i thought it was mike ross asleep


Nah it was Floe
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/3crm16/yearly_reminder_why_she_became_infamous_sherry_x/

read your link you fool

they were both asleep next to them
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TopicDude holds a girl on a leash like a dog and walks her through miami beach
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 11:09:50 PM
#1
Topicwhy the FUCK haven't i thought of this before? Dude eats wings with gloves on.
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 11:03:05 PM
#4
MemeDaddy posted...
Not uncommon in Asia, honestly. I've seen it at pizza chains too

asians always one step ahead of the united states
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Topicwhy the FUCK haven't i thought of this before? Dude eats wings with gloves on.
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 10:58:43 PM
#1
Topicbiker picks fight with old man and gets his ass beat and cries
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 10:55:43 PM
#49
DirkDiggles posted...
Biker:

VYZT27l

Not a Biker:

x18HlQB





the biker looks like a fat piece of shit who can barely walk lmao
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Topicwhy doesn't the FGC just reject sf5 and play usf4?
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 8:52:53 PM
#4
Blue_Inigo posted...
For the same reason people didn't go back to Third Strike when 4 came out

third strike sucked though.
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Topicwhy doesn't the FGC just reject sf5 and play usf4?
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 8:49:15 PM
#1
???

sf5 is a horrible game.
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TopicDude Smacks An Old Man For Trying To Pay Him $10 For Three Hours Of Work!
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 7:41:32 PM
#19
eston posted...
Why would you do the work without agreeing on the pay?

because of minimum wage laws
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TopicDude Smacks An Old Man For Trying To Pay Him $10 For Three Hours Of Work!
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 7:19:32 PM
#13
Topicimagine people choosing to watch the non-extended editions of LOTR
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 7:17:07 PM
#17
AlternativeFAQS posted...
uh each movie has like 30 minutes added

deflecting as usual
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Topicimagine people choosing to watch the non-extended editions of LOTR
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 7:13:52 PM
#14
AlternativeFAQS posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
there's a reason why those scenes were removed.

they were boring af

I too hate character development in my entertainment

people who have to use the words "character development" half the time don't even understand what was going on but want to sound like they're in the know and throw it around.


sum up Boromir based off the theatrical cut


you cant

justifying 4 hours of extra footage for a 30 second scene that was already elaborated upon in the theatrical cut in return of the king lol
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Topicimagine people choosing to watch the non-extended editions of LOTR
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 7:06:43 PM
#11
DarthAragorn posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
there's a reason why those scenes were removed.

they were boring af

I too hate character development in my entertainment

people who have to use the words "character development" half the time don't even understand what was going on but want to sound like they're in the know and throw it around.
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Topicimagine people choosing to watch the non-extended editions of LOTR
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 7:03:16 PM
#6
there's a reason why those scenes were removed.

they were boring af
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TopicDude Smacks An Old Man For Trying To Pay Him $10 For Three Hours Of Work!
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 6:58:11 PM
#11
Tekutso posted...
Ive worked for guys like the old man, when I used to work construction when I was younger. You work a day or pay period, and if they fuck you, you just take what they give you and never work for them again. One time I had a guy who paid cash really fuck me, and I said "nah bud, you need it more than I do apparently, go ahead and keep it". I never acted like a thug like this, and you run into dickheads like the old man all the time in private construction. Tbh though, we don't have the full story so I can't even be sure this happened. The dude probably worked for an hour and did a shitty job for all we know.

old man said 3 hours.

he's paying the guy below minimum wage. He deserved to get smacked.
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TopicDude Smacks An Old Man For Trying To Pay Him $10 For Three Hours Of Work!
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 6:44:59 PM
#1
Topicdoes anyone here work for themselves?
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 5:23:30 PM
#1
if so, what do you do?
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TopicEva Lovia
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 4:43:38 PM
#16
Conception616 posted...
FighterStreet posted...
eh, problem for me is the face not the boobs


What's wrong with her face?

she looks like a zebra
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Topicimgur comments are even cringier than reddit comments
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 4:43:05 PM
#2
fuck me please
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TopicOverall, for the most part Frieza is the best saga. Dragon Ball series spoilers.
WalkingLobsters
07/15/17 4:17:14 PM
#5
cell saga
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