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TopicI have an AR-15. AMA.
Turbam
08/24/22 6:33:38 PM
#24
Who's gonna protect your future dog?

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TopicWhat do you think about cowgirls?
Turbam
08/24/22 6:32:16 PM
#30
Moo

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TopicShe says ''hey hey ugly, what you looking at down there???''
Turbam
08/24/22 6:32:02 PM
#15
"I'm looking at your feet"

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TopicOk so I went of a Pokemon model buying spree.
Turbam
08/24/22 6:26:09 PM
#12
Can we get a closer pic of that fat ass Pikachu?

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TopicWearing my first ever pair of purple shorts
Turbam
08/24/22 6:24:31 PM
#2
Where are the pics?

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TopicGetting suspended is my hobby. AMA
Turbam
08/24/22 6:24:01 PM
#6
White or wheat bread?

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TopicPost the face she makes when she sees you naked
Turbam
08/24/22 6:22:55 PM
#27
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/9/AANKsdAADmT_.jpg

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TopicI have an AR-15. AMA.
Turbam
08/24/22 6:20:40 PM
#7
White or wheat bread?

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TopicFirst date with a cute girl and she asks "Do you post on gamefaqs?"
Turbam
08/24/22 6:15:33 PM
#4
"Yes, I asked them today if they think cowgirls are yum or yuck"

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TopicCM_Ponch, who posted guy getting a BJ, is suspended.
Turbam
08/24/22 6:13:55 PM
#33
Fimbulvetr posted...
4 inches of fury. It was a math topic really
Dang

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TopicCM_Ponch, who posted guy getting a BJ, is suspended.
Turbam
08/24/22 5:45:33 PM
#14
Was the weiner nice?

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TopicBeach Titty Watch 2022 sucks this year >_>
Turbam
08/24/22 5:39:09 PM
#7
There was a lot of ass cheeks at the convention this weekend.

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TopicWhat do you think about cowgirls?
Turbam
08/24/22 4:51:51 PM
#26
Aressar posted...
I guarantee that at least 75% of all the YUM voters either didn't read beyond the topic title or voted YUM ironically, just for teh lulz.
The remaining YUM votes are actually "I voted YUM but I meant YUCK" votes.

Nobody is actually into this.
inb4 "lol" or "oh sweet summer child"

Cow girls are by far, the hottest type of monster girl.

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TopicI guess Chinese game devs are ass men... there's a butt but no boob slider
Turbam
08/24/22 4:50:47 PM
#7
Based

Flat + thick booty is for men

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TopicWhat do you think about cowgirls?
Turbam
08/24/22 3:36:35 PM
#14
JKwaffle posted...
Flip missionary and doggy for me.

I know missionary seems boring to a lot of peeps, but I do like being able to see my partner's face tbh. Especially if it's a significant other and not just a hook-up.
Hell nah, missionary is great.
Especially if you get into the mating press position.

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Topicnew reaction pic just dropped, let's fucking gooooo
Turbam
08/24/22 2:43:15 PM
#23
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/6/AANKsdAADmQq.jpg

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TopicWhat do you think about cowgirls?
Turbam
08/24/22 2:38:09 PM
#10
JKwaffle posted...
I prefer missionary or doggy tbh-

Oh. Oh. Nevermind.
doggy > missionary > cowgirl

I really wanna try amazon, but I'm not flexible enough for it.

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TopicIs this statement regarding food in the UK true?
Turbam
08/24/22 2:36:47 PM
#2
That looks dreadful

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TopicCute girl on 1st date: Confederate statues are historical. They should stay put!
Turbam
08/24/22 2:34:57 PM
#34
How fat are her ass cheeks?

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TopicI hate Melia from Xenoblade 2
Turbam
08/24/22 2:32:58 PM
#2
Would love to milk her dry

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TopicWhat do you think about cowgirls?
Turbam
08/24/22 2:31:14 PM
#6
Irony posted...
Milk

Foppe posted...
Should milk.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/4/AANKsdAADmQe.jpg

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TopicWhat do you think about cowgirls?
Turbam
08/24/22 2:28:37 PM
#1
Not the "Yee-haw" kind, the "moo" kind


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/2/AANKsdAADmQc.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/3/AANKsdAADmQd.jpg

IRL example for the crybabies

Feet- I'm thinking TIED (24-24)
Armpits- I'm thinking YUCK (20-21)
Big Areolas- I'm thinking YUM (26-17)
Thigh gaps- I'm thinking YUM (47-19)
Futanari- I'm thinking YUCK (93-100)
Hentai- I'm thinking YUM (91-16)
Lactation- I'm thinking YUM (30-8)
Bellys- I'm thinking YUM (57-51)
Clowns- I'm thinking YUCK (33-38)
Hands- I'm thinking YUM (31-14)
Turbam- I'm thinking YUM (23-22) (voter fraud) (the steal wasn't stopped)
Sweat- I'm thinking YUCK (21-38)
Shortstacks- I'm thinking YUM (111-27)
Flogging- I'm thinking YUCK (13-45)
Vabbing- I'm thinking YUCK (28-72)
Choke play- I'm thinking YUCK (17-63)
Food play- I'm thinking YUCK (15-43)
Skindentation- I'm thinking YUM (46-26)
Sticc- I'm thinking YUCK (15-48)
Thicc- I'm thinking YUM (100-26)
Abs- I'm thinking YUM (56-25)
Inverted nipples- I'm thinking YUM (40-29)
Butthole hair- I'm thinking YUCK (16-64)
Pantyhose- I'm thinking YUM (70-13)
Uncut weiners- I'm thinking YUCK (99-102)
Cut weiners- I'm thinking YUM (71-58)
Furry- I'm thinking YUCK (33-50)
Kabedon- I'm thinking YUM (26-12)
Crossed legs- I'm thinking YUM (89-5)
Catgirls/boys- I'm thinking YUM (66-22)
Muscular women- I'm thinking YUM (44-37)
Respecting women- I'm thinking YUM (47-44)
Cummies (just the word)- I'm thinking YUCK (15-53)
Office Attire- I'm thinking YUM (64-12)
Twinks- I'm thinking YUCK (46-52)
Tan lines- I'm thinking YUM (96-28)
Glasses- I'm thinking YUM (62-9)
Nuns- I'm thinking YUM (57-37)
Fat ugly bastard- I'm thinking YUCK (15-60)

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TopicBest babe of One Piece
Turbam
08/24/22 1:05:14 PM
#8
no pics

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TopicWhat do you think about nuns (the outfits)?
Turbam
08/24/22 1:04:49 PM
#45
viewmaster_pi posted...
i will contribute my own nun to this thread as well. she's an iris flower. ...sort ofhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/2/AAOjRaAADmOu.jpg
I'm thinking YUM

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TopicAre you going to watch AEW tonight? Punk vs Moxley. Punk's last night?
Turbam
08/24/22 12:08:55 PM
#12
Lmao Crying Manbaby phil brooks cryin again?!

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TopicI had a mustache in middle school
Turbam
08/24/22 11:58:13 AM
#2
I had a full beard in middle school

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TopicShe says "hey hideous, were you just staring at my lactzookas?"
Turbam
08/24/22 11:18:26 AM
#16
Fable posted...
Sloppers didnt have alliteration.
And they need another S word.

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TopicShe says "hey hideous, were you just staring at my lactzookas?"
Turbam
08/24/22 11:12:37 AM
#10
You need another L word to go before it.

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TopicPlease don't refer to women's breasts as "sloppers"
Turbam
08/24/22 11:08:16 AM
#27
Mommy milkers
Saggy sloppers
Calcium cannons
Big bouncers
Large lactators
Pretty protrusions
Fantastic floppies
Delicious dumplings

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TopicThings that go well together and start with the same letter
Turbam
08/24/22 9:06:40 AM
#2
Sex and saliva

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TopicWomen only find ugly guys "creepy", right?
Turbam
08/24/22 8:55:21 AM
#23
I can see why TC is suspended

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TopicDid that guy get SUSPENDED?
Turbam
08/24/22 8:47:37 AM
#4
Literally who?

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TopicYour crush ''look, I'm wearing those ugly earings you got me years ago''
Turbam
08/24/22 8:39:32 AM
#2
Damn, that's actually a pretty good one.

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TopicIsn't the popularity of this andrew tate guy evidence that the next generation
Turbam
08/24/22 8:20:41 AM
#3
Solar_Crimson posted...
In some ways, they already are.
Yeah, it can be argued that most of them grew up on /pol/

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TopicC/D if you were to be able to build a mate to breed, she'd have big sloppers
Turbam
08/24/22 8:16:37 AM
#4
She'd have itty-bitty milkies and a gigantic booty with huge hips and thighs

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TopicWould you date a 25 year old Nancy Pelosi?
Turbam
08/24/22 1:07:42 AM
#6
She's got some nice milkers

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TopicWhat do you think about the Fat Ugly Bastard trope?
Turbam
08/24/22 12:34:20 AM
#35
:v

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TopicWhat do you think about the Fat Ugly Bastard trope?
Turbam
08/23/22 10:39:20 PM
#33
:V

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TopicWhat's harder, Contra or Cuphead
Turbam
08/23/22 7:58:48 PM
#2
Cuphead is so hard that few can make it past the tutorial

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TopicYour crush sends you ''Hey hideous, need anything from costo?''
Turbam
08/23/22 7:57:09 PM
#7
"I need you to go to the bathroom and take a pic of your bare big fat mommy milkers and send it to me."
"LMAO HAHAHA JK, could you pick up a gallon of milk and some bacon?"

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TopicI just realized the 80s only had 2 decent movies
Turbam
08/23/22 7:54:08 PM
#23
Guaranteed replies the topic

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TopicWhich CEman is dis?
Turbam
08/23/22 6:37:42 PM
#5
Dang, he fucking sucks

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TopicAre you great with kids?
Turbam
08/23/22 5:52:17 PM
#3
I am, kiddos love me

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TopicWhat do you think about the Fat Ugly Bastard trope?
Turbam
08/23/22 5:24:57 PM
#27
NeonOctopus posted...
All Fat Bastard is NTR, but not all NTR is Fat Bastard
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/6/AANKsdAADmB-.jpg

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TopicWhat do you think about the Fat Ugly Bastard trope?
Turbam
08/23/22 5:12:11 PM
#20
:v

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TopicNigerian who raped horse in Gozo murders Chinese man with a hammer in Italy
Turbam
08/23/22 3:34:44 PM
#27
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/3/AAYofGAAAKDz.png

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TopicWhat do you think about the Fat Ugly Bastard trope?
Turbam
08/23/22 2:42:55 PM
#16
:v

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