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TopicIf Lex Luthor is black that means Bruce Wayne is black too.
Touch
07/26/18 1:50:17 PM
#9
Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne are black.
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TopicIt's a shame Megan Fox never had a sextape
Touch
07/26/18 12:11:35 PM
#2
TopicI don't hold black licorice in lower regard than other jellybeans.
Touch
07/26/18 9:34:27 AM
#3
Why's it gotta be black
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TopicStefanie Joosten is the reason I work out
Touch
07/26/18 9:32:46 AM
#1
I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in Metal Gear Solid V. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Stefanie Joosten? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
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TopicWhat makes someone gay? being attracted to the same sex or gender?
Touch
07/26/18 9:26:51 AM
#4
Balls touching
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TopicWhat's the tamest thing you've deeded too?
Touch
07/26/18 7:55:23 AM
#3
A screenshot of TC talking about a picture of a female friend where her nipple was poking through her shirt <_<
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TopicWario is canonically and literally fucking a high school chick >_>
Touch
07/26/18 7:53:48 AM
#25
The average Luigi is unfuckable

The average Mona gets blasted by unlimited Wario dick
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TopicGive me attention pls
Touch
07/25/18 11:16:05 PM
#4
TopicImagine going on a date with her
Touch
07/25/18 11:15:41 PM
#20
Hexenherz posted...
She looks attractive but if I transpose myself into the role of the photographer of this subject, I feel as if she's sending me an artificial smile out of pity - she doesn't see me as a close person she can truly confide in, just a person she can use to get free ice cream when her other male "friend" is out of town with his wife for the weekend.

Bro
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TopicImagine going on a date with her
Touch
07/25/18 10:54:58 PM
#13
Literally a dream girl. Super cute and has cute doggos named Sora and Mickey.
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Topicwhat would you do if you suddenly heard "DROP THE GUN!!!!"
Touch
07/25/18 10:53:28 PM
#3
TopicWhen did bowling get expensive?
Touch
07/25/18 6:51:17 PM
#11
My local alley has an early bird special on Sundays where it's $2 a game per person
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TopicIs "living the best life" the new basic bitch phrase?
Touch
07/25/18 6:50:11 PM
#5
Also wtf at FOMO. Cousin said it's been around but I only heard it recently
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TopicIs "living the best life" the new basic bitch phrase?
Touch
07/25/18 6:47:15 PM
#1
Been seeing it pop up lately
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Topic6 days from now, I will be in South Dakota interviewing for a potential job
Touch
07/25/18 6:46:33 PM
#4
What's South Dakota
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Topicboogie2988 donates $1000 to charity
Touch
07/25/18 6:45:35 PM
#20
NathanX95 posted...
This was the first time I watched that video and I'm dying from laughter.pauIie posted...
Authentic_fan posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
bob742omb posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Mystery_Mission posted...

This was the first time I watched that video and I'm dying from laughter.

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TopicNo Man's Sky is kind of an interesting redemption story now
Touch
07/25/18 2:59:25 PM
#25
Coffeebeanz posted...
It strikes me as ridiculous that Bungie got universal praise for selling a $39.99 Taken King expansion because it made Destiny the game they promised, but when Hello Games basically does the same thing for free, people manage to get mad about it.

And then Bungie is doing the same shit with Destiny 2 and people still somehow defend them lmao. Shows how twisted today's gaming practices have made people.
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TopicNo Man's Sky is kind of an interesting redemption story now
Touch
07/25/18 2:56:22 PM
#21
Hm I might look into it. I really appreciate great developers act like they care, like Warframe's DE
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TopicLarry Nassar assaulted in prison, could be moved to another facility
Touch
07/25/18 2:55:33 PM
#9
Questionmarktarius posted...
Is this the naughty gymnastic coach guy?

Yep

Edit: Not coach. But he was the team's doctor or physical therapist or something
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TopicLarry Nassar assaulted in prison, could be moved to another facility
Touch
07/25/18 2:45:08 PM
#5
Fairest of nexts
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TopicNo Man's Sky is kind of an interesting redemption story now
Touch
07/25/18 2:42:16 PM
#4
Coffeebeanz posted...
A guy who over-promised and under-delivered spent the last two years actually delivering on the promise, and with the latest update actually pulled it off and people are coming back in droves.

Kind of cool to see that happen.

Sounds like Destiny

Except they want $90 from you first
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TopicWhat is Mel Gibson possibly going to do for Passion of the Christ 2?
Touch
07/25/18 2:35:04 PM
#10
EternalDivide posted...
The Harrowing of Hell from what I've read.
But other than it being a small part of the Apostle's Creed as in "He descended into hell. On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scripture...." and the knowledge that he freed the souls in hell by doing so. That is literally it. Virtually all of that story is up to interpretation though.
So basically it will be Gibson doing it however he wants to since there's no details to base it on.

God of War but it's Jesus fucking shit up in hell

I'm down.
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TopicI'm white and I LOVE Boondocks and Chappelle's Show >_>
Touch
07/25/18 2:21:57 PM
#18
Touch posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Is that racist?

Depends. Do you LOVE Uncle Ruckus?

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TopicHonestly, it must really suck being a hot chick
Touch
07/25/18 2:21:34 PM
#18
It must suck being a hot chick on twitch and getting tons of donations for a bit of cleavage and ass
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TopicI'm white and I LOVE Boondocks and Chappelle's Show >_>
Touch
07/25/18 12:03:22 PM
#3
NeonOctopus posted...
Is that racist?

Depends. Do you LOVE Uncle Ruckus?
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TopicI think i fucked my left hand up, i can't even hold my game controller...
Touch
07/25/18 12:02:49 PM
#13
__Fiale__ posted...
Fiale, Doctor here for 5 years.

Sounds like you've fucked your hand up.

I'm gonna trust this guy's professional opinion.
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Topici hope demi lovato is ok
Touch
07/25/18 9:02:59 AM
#11
Eat More Beef posted...
Wait... what's going down with her? I'm outta the loop.

Relapsed and overdosed on heroine
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TopicMGS 5 update : Quiet playable
Touch
07/25/18 9:00:13 AM
#9
Stefanie Joosten is still such a cutie.
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Topicis this not one of the most beautiful slaps you ever seen?
Touch
07/24/18 4:36:11 PM
#10
TopicNieR: Automata is still my favorite game of this generation.
Touch
07/24/18 4:26:20 PM
#21
boxington posted...
Touch posted...
Will 2B's ass ever be surpassed in gaming?

yes, by A2's thighs

I meant in ass 2 ass competition
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TopicYanet Garcia dumped by professional CoD player to focus on his career
Touch
07/24/18 4:23:05 PM
#26
To be fair he's not a bad looking dude.

But that Yanet Garcia is otherworldly
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TopicNieR: Automata is still my favorite game of this generation.
Touch
07/24/18 4:18:07 PM
#17
Will 2B's ass ever be surpassed in gaming?
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TopicSo current waifu list
Touch
07/24/18 12:36:49 PM
#5
SSJGrimReaper posted...
where's my name

Pics
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TopicSo current waifu list
Touch
07/24/18 12:33:18 PM
#3
MasterOfSex posted...
magilou with her armpit >>>> velvet

I have to give it to Maggilou. She has a really pleasant voice <__<
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TopicSo current waifu list
Touch
07/24/18 12:30:44 PM
#1
1. 2B (Nier Automata)
2. Velvet (Tales of Berseria)
3. Yumeko Jabumi (Kakegurui)

Am I a casul
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TopicA local theater is showing Balto tomorrow and I have the day off.
Touch
07/24/18 11:58:12 AM
#12
Taharqa_ posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
PokeCris posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
i was like, dope, Balto was the shit.

then you made it weird.

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TopicIs Aziz Ansari dead?
Touch
07/24/18 10:14:14 AM
#10
clearaflagrantj posted...
I am the only one that thinks the show is garbage apparently.

It's just a hipster pretending to be a modern day Woody Allen

Aziz? A hipster? What? Lol
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TopicIs Aziz Ansari dead?
Touch
07/24/18 9:29:00 AM
#5
Smashingpmkns posted...
Pretty sure Master of None is coming back for season 3 though

badwinkles posted...
I fucking hope so.

Yeah. But I read that it'll take some time if it does happen because he really wants to focus on his family and personal life. This was before the whole allegation thing surfaced for him
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TopicIs Aziz Ansari dead?
Touch
07/24/18 9:14:23 AM
#1
Or just his career?
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TopicSo whatever happened to the Cornman = Harpie thing?
Touch
07/24/18 8:00:15 AM
#4
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Haha who knows man

;0
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Topicim tired of waiting where is my cegal girlfriend at (Apply inside)
Touch
07/24/18 2:25:17 AM
#6
No joke I put this as my AIM profile in middle school. Not the CEgal thing but the application for a new gf thing after I broke up with my first

I want to go back in time and dropkick that version of myself in the face
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TopicParents who let their children dictate what to eat.
Touch
07/23/18 5:24:06 PM
#24
My sister would do this

We'd go to family parties with hella good food. Before we leave my mom would always ask us to eat before we leave

Then on the way home she'd ask if we could go to McDonald's and Id get so pissed but wouldn't say anything.
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TopicMy cox bill went up 20 bucks a month and I'm only pulling a quarter of my speed
Touch
07/23/18 4:24:15 PM
#4
The net neutrapocalypse is upon us
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TopicHow would you react if you found a son in your dildo's room?
Touch
07/23/18 3:39:09 PM
#6
tainted_emerald posted...
Is it my son, or just some random son?

Just some random son
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TopicHow would you react if you found a son in your dildo's room?
Touch
07/23/18 2:47:53 PM
#1
You were cleaning his room up and found it by mistake. what would you do?
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TopicStarting a 30 day no fap challenge
Touch
07/23/18 2:32:11 PM
#13
I tried this once

Lost after ten minutes
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