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TopicIs it weird to say the right is now liberal and left is more conservative?
Tmaster148
12/15/18 10:55:48 PM
#7
The right is only upset, because their people break site ToS and get banned for doing that.
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TopicFirefighter sent to rescue parrot from roof. Told to fuck off by bird.
Tmaster148
12/15/18 10:44:00 PM
#1
https://www.newsweek.com/firefighter-sent-rescue-parrot-roof-told-f-bird-1072174

A parrot stuck on a roof told firefighters sent to rescue it to f*** off, leaving the emergency workers stunned at the potty-mouthed pet.

Jessie, a turquoise and yellow macaw, spent three days on the roof of a house in north London earlier this week, Sky News reported. The birds owner became concerned for her wellbeing, but when local firefighters were sent to rescue the animal they were rudely told where to go.

According to a London Fire Brigade statement, the service had been told to coax Jessie down from the roof by saying: I love you. Having clambered up a ladder and reached the roof, a member of the crew tried the trick. It looked as if they had won the bird over, eliciting a reply of I love you. But the tender words were immediately followed with abuse. Jessie then turned the air blue & flipped the firefighter the bird, the service joked on Twitter.

Watch Manager Chris Swallow was at the scene, and explained the firefighters were worried Jessie may have been injured, given the fact the pet had been sat on the roof for three days. Swallow explained the crew, discovered that she had a bit of a foul mouth and kept swearing, much to our amusement. Jessie also speaks Turkish and Greek, so we tried telling her to come in both those languages too.

After all the trouble, it turns out Jessie wasnt injured after all. Following her foul-mouthed rant, Jessie flew to another roof and then to a nearby tree before returning to her owner. Despite the abuse, Swallow was glad the pet was unharmed. Thankfully, it soon became apparent that Jessie was fine and uninjured, he said.

Later on Monday, Jessies owners posted a video of their runaway, safely back inside. When asked if she had a message for the firefighters, the bird gave a muffled, perhaps begrudging, Thank you. The whole saga lasted for around an hour, the fire service said.

According to Petcha, macaws are capable of accurately mimicking human speech and household noises. Some types learn phrases faster than others, the website notes.

The London Fire Brigade has asked pet owners to first contact the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animalsa British animal welfare charitybefore dialing the emergency numbers, to save the service from unwarranted call outs. In the past, London firefighters have been called on to to rescue an iguana from a roof, a kitten from a bongo drum and a chimp stuck in a chimney.

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TopicFDA warning: Make sure glitter is edible before you eat it.
Tmaster148
12/15/18 10:36:52 PM
#1
https://abc7.com/health/make-sure-glitter-is-actually-edible-before-you-eat-it-fda-warns/4904939/

The holidays are a glitzy, festive time, but health officials are warning Americans to think twice before using glitter to add a sparkly touch to their holiday baking.

In a consumer update, the Food & Drug Administration offered guidelines to help bakers determine exactly which types of glitter are edible and which are better left for craft projects.

Because it's technically a food product, edible glitter is legally required to include a list of ingredients. According to the FDA, edible glitter often includes the following ingredients: sugar, acacia (gum arabic), maltodextrin, cornstarch and color additives.

Additionally, edible glitter should be clearly labeled as such. Phrases like "non-toxic" or "for decorative purposes only" do not indicate that something is edible, the agency warned.

Glitter products, both those that are edible and those that are not, could be marketed as "luster dust, disco dust, twinkle dust, sparkle dust, highlighter, shimmer powder, pearl dust and petal dust."

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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:57:06 AM
#42
eston posted...
It's not like his mom doesn't know about it, she clearly watches his show


And she's probably disappointed in her son.
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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:52:16 AM
#38
It seems to me you also don't respect your mom.
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TopicCalifornia councilman spanks daughter, gets arrested
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:48:26 AM
#23
Hitting a child isn't acceptable behavior. Fair, next.
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TopicUN laughs at Trump official trying to promote fossil fuels
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:46:33 AM
#14
Ving_Rhames posted...
Ambience posted...
So how's it feel to blindly cult worship a guy whose administration is worse than garbage?


Probly feels pretty good, it's all they ever seem to have going for them in life.


Especially the user with a pony avatar. All he has in life is his pony toys that have a small hole.
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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:44:03 AM
#36
Did I say you were offended? I just said it seems like you are looking for a reason to be offended.
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TopicUN laughs at Trump official trying to promote fossil fuels
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:40:26 AM
#8
Vyrulisse posted...
Yet they all consume insane quantities of oil


Trump's admin was pushing coal not oil.
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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:39:26 AM
#33
Comedians generally don't read private messages from their moms.

Usually it's just stories of things that happened.

I just think you are looking for a reason to be offended by people calling out his actions.
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TopicWarned/Suspended General CE: Give me a piece of that action, Fox!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:37:48 AM
#294
You sure were triggered enough to make a comment about it.
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TopicWarned/Suspended General CE: Give me a piece of that action, Fox!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:35:33 AM
#292
Ambience posted...
SweetieBelle462 posted...
Anisoptera posted...
I'm not racist.


True but you gotta be careful who you trigger when posting facts.

Lul, the mods gave suspenders to people just trying to explain the context of the last image which was from an old scifi movie.

Oh look, the dude who posted literal child gore to trigger the libs and shit on Muslims is supporting his fellow racist. Get a life, Alex.


Can't expect anything more from a guy with a pony avatar
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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:33:51 AM
#30
No one is offended here. We just think he's an idiot and has no respect for his mom.
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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 11:11:40 AM
#28
Revealing private messages from your mom on tv to make fun of is certainly not respectful behavior.

Idk why you feel the need to defend this so much.
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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 10:53:50 AM
#18
VipaGTS posted...
BLAKUboy posted...
...Why is this an actual recurring segment he does? Does he think he's somehow "owning the libs" by wrecking himself on national television?

Even worse hes attacking his own mother in the name of owning libs. Its weird...


Family values.
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TopicI feel like my heart has literally been torn out and left in the cold
Tmaster148
12/13/18 10:16:19 AM
#49
BruceWayneJr posted...
If the chick is playing games, leave her alone. You'll only drive yourself nuts trying to get decency from her. Take that as a sneak preview of more dumb shit you'd have to put up with if you were in a relationship and be grateful you're not.


She's clearly not interested in a relationship with tc.
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TopicFox News host Jesse Watters reads texts from his mom on-air, she wrecks him
Tmaster148
12/13/18 10:12:17 AM
#3
BLAKUboy posted...
...Why is this an actual recurring segment he does? Does he think he's somehow "owning the libs" by wrecking himself on national television?


Yes. I bet he does this to be like "look at my liberal mom and how insane she is" to their audience of people who also hate liberals.
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Topicstates are making laws making contractors pledge to not boycott Israel??
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:54:48 AM
#4
Balrog0 posted...
I'm sure it is old news that states are doing this, I just wasn't aware they were. This is a story about a company suing my state because we've had the law since 2017


Ah okay.

I still don't know what boycotting Israel actually entails but there shouldn't be a law to force people in there decision to boycott them.
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Topicstates are making laws making contractors pledge to not boycott Israel??
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:52:25 AM
#2
Are you sure this isn't old news? I recall hearing this months ago.
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TopicI feel like my heart has literally been torn out and left in the cold
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:50:07 AM
#45
BlockAddition posted...
Good news, I heard from her. Her phone has been messing up which is actually a blessing as I now know what to get her for Christmas, lol

The pictures she put on facebook were from an earlier date. I was slightly skeptical at first but I did my research and the pictures show a clear sky and it was cloudy/overcast all day yesterday


Lol.

If this did happened, you got fooled.
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TopicWhy the heck is multi sexual relations considered normal thing in modern world?!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:24:41 AM
#50
completeboy posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
completeboy posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
I'm not the one bitching about people having sex.

cause you belong in that category


Seems like your lack of sex has caused you to forget how to form complete sentences.

i will have my years of sexual fun once i get rich and married, you just find the next target as usual


I'm glad you think i'm attractive.
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TopicWhy the heck is multi sexual relations considered normal thing in modern world?!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:16:51 AM
#48
completeboy posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
I'm not the one bitching about people having sex.

cause you belong in that category


Seems like your lack of sex has caused you to forget how to form complete sentences.
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TopicWhy the heck is multi sexual relations considered normal thing in modern world?!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:11:10 AM
#44
I'm not the one bitching about people having sex.
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TopicWhy the heck is multi sexual relations considered normal thing in modern world?!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:08:40 AM
#42
completeboy posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
completeboy posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
completeboy posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Humans are just animals and animals need to reproduce to keep the species going.

Yeah, but why do we need to keep the species going?

one wife can produce 10 children, there is no excuse for multiple sexual relations


That would take at least 90 months. You can have 10 kids in 9 months using multiple women. Much more efficient.

another lame excuse, besides test tube exists, no need to have sex to make babies, so don't do multi sexual acts in the name of i want more kids fast, test tube multiple females who would want to give birth for people like you


Natural born is likely better than a test tube. Seems like a waste of effort for a worse kid.

even then you do not need to have sex, that is a fact

but ofcourse you just want to get multiple sexual relations so be it

i am a class act comparatively


Sex is what the reproduction process was designed around.

Just because you are scared of sex and women doesn't mean everyone needs to live like you.
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TopicWhy the heck is multi sexual relations considered normal thing in modern world?!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 9:05:06 AM
#40
completeboy posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
completeboy posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Humans are just animals and animals need to reproduce to keep the species going.

Yeah, but why do we need to keep the species going?

one wife can produce 10 children, there is no excuse for multiple sexual relations


That would take at least 90 months. You can have 10 kids in 9 months using multiple women. Much more efficient.

another lame excuse, besides test tube exists, no need to have sex to make babies, so don't do multi sexual acts in the name of i want more kids fast, test tube multiple females who would want to give birth for people like you


Natural born is likely better than a test tube. Seems like a waste of effort for a worse kid.
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TopicWhy the heck is multi sexual relations considered normal thing in modern world?!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 8:59:55 AM
#38
completeboy posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Humans are just animals and animals need to reproduce to keep the species going.

Yeah, but why do we need to keep the species going?

one wife can produce 10 children, there is no excuse for multiple sexual relations


That would take at least 90 months. You can have 10 kids in 9 months using multiple women. Much more efficient.
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TopicWhy the heck is multi sexual relations considered normal thing in modern world?!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 8:18:53 AM
#5
Humans are just animals and animals need to reproduce to keep the species going.
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TopicDelaware Boy is CHANGING his Awful Last Name of TRUMP to avoid BULLYING!!
Tmaster148
12/13/18 1:25:49 AM
#3
It's kinda weird they gave his son his mother's surname. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Also guess we are seeing a new forbidden name being created. Since the last major one I can think of is Hitler.
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TopicTrumps been president for 2 years and still hasn't gotten his Nike air force 1s
Tmaster148
12/13/18 12:26:25 AM
#11
PSXer_5D_MkIII posted...
Must really really suck to have to constantly refresh a message board looking for topics about Trump


Rekt'd
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TopicApparantly Corn is bad for you
Tmaster148
12/12/18 11:53:18 PM
#1
https://www.byrdie.com/is-corn-bad-for-you

According to Harvard's report, participants who ate larger quantities of starchy vegetables, like corn, potatoes, and peas, were more likely to gain weight. "Corn was the worst, with two pounds of weight gained for every additional serving over four years," SheFinds said. The reason? These starchy foods have higher glycemic loads, producing frequent, intense blood sugar spikes after they are eaten, which can ultimately make a person want to consume even more.

By contrast, the study found that participants who ate plenty of high-fiber vegetables, like kale and string beans, were likely to lose weight over time.


Study: https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/can-certain-fruits-and-vegetables-prevent-weight-gain/
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TopicWhen do you think Nancy Pelosi ate corn last?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 11:46:08 PM
#16
Ambience posted...
Reis posted...
Doom_Art posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
It's Proudclad.

@CornBarn is Proudclad?

lmao!!!

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TopicWhen do you think Nancy Pelosi ate corn last?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 11:43:25 PM
#7
Ambience posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Ambience posted...
What?


It's Proudclad.

I get that, but what does corn have to do with Pelosi. Is there some kind of joke (besides TC) I'm not seeing?


Guess he wants to try a new gimmick around corn and he had to bring politics into it. Cuz it's proudclad.
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TopicWhen do you think Nancy Pelosi ate corn last?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 11:41:53 PM
#3
Ambience posted...
What?


It's Proudclad.
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TopicIs refusing to date someone with kids..
Tmaster148
12/12/18 11:09:33 PM
#20
iClockwork posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
No, but stuff like this

iClockwork posted...
Why the fuck would I want some chick whose pumped out a kid.


Makes me glad some you guys aren't around kids anyway. I hope a lot of CE personalities die when CE dies.

Me not wanting to date used goods has nothing to do with how I am around kids.


It's okay. No one would want to date you anyways.
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TopicTrump makes his best deal yet
Tmaster148
12/12/18 9:59:24 PM
#5
glitteringfairy posted...
Hahahahaha!

Just couldn't resist huh TC? Gotta break the gimmick to shitpost about Trump.


Imagine being upset by TC's topics
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TopicCaravan Migrants asking to be let in or 50k each
Tmaster148
12/12/18 9:52:02 PM
#35
RainblowDash posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
RainblowDash posted...
DemonBuffet posted...
Pieces of shit

.

Tmaster148 posted...
Nice source.


Ugh you defend the worst people


TC didn't post a source in his OP. I think it's fair to criticize that.

At the very least, I ain't no pony avatar user.


Youre a emo avatar user lmao


Still better than a pony.
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TopicIs anti-sjwism a threat to the health of our society?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 7:34:31 PM
#6
CornBarn posted...
SJWism is a threat to society.


What an SJW thing to say.
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TopicCaravan Migrants asking to be let in or 50k each
Tmaster148
12/12/18 7:29:12 PM
#30
RainblowDash posted...
DemonBuffet posted...
Pieces of shit

.

Tmaster148 posted...
Nice source.


Ugh you defend the worst people


TC didn't post a source in his OP. I think it's fair to criticize that.

At the very least, I ain't no pony avatar user.
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Topicjail for tax evasion is living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes
Tmaster148
12/12/18 6:47:01 PM
#10
If living in Jail is such a good deal, why don't you go live in a jail cell TC?
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Tmaster148
12/12/18 6:13:31 PM
#37
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Ambience posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
worse then preying on an underage girl

She's not though. You're making shit up out of jealousy


electricbugs2 posted...
Legal Canada wide. Our AoC is 16 and was 14 until like 09 or something.

For the record the relationship these people all cry about has been done for almost three years.

So if he's 28 now, and 3 years ago, he dated a 16 year old girl, then he was a 25 year old grown ass man preying on a girl who is still in high school and doesn't know anything about life yet.


Seems like you are doing some projection there.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Tmaster148
12/12/18 6:08:55 PM
#33
electricbugs2 posted...
Ambience posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
I think the lower hanging fruit here is him dating a prostitute (he'd refer to her as an escort but she was a prostitute) and almost moving in with her after dating her for a couple weeks.

LOL. I guess when your social life consists of coming to gamefaqs.gamespot.com and posting "Haha! SLAMMING!" and thinking you're cool, you're desperate for anything you can get.

From: A guy who paid for a gamefaqs.gamespot.com account

I like how hes so desperate to insult me he tries to make fun of me for getting laid. Fucking goofy.


Especially after all his topics bitching about guys who he deems are unable to get laid.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Tmaster148
12/12/18 6:01:54 PM
#27
Gafemage posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
We don't know how old electricbugs was. Because an underage person having sex with another underage person isn't a problem.

electricbugs is in his latter 20s now & still openly talks about dating girls age 16-18 on here.


Which is legal depending on the state.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Tmaster148
12/12/18 5:59:51 PM
#23
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Ambience posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Ambience posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why won't the mods just axe his main? Why does he always get put in purgatory, and then he gets to use an alt, and gets his account back?


Not everyone wants to buy an account like you

From: A guy who dated an underage girl.

So what you're saying is unlike yourself, electricbugs got laid?

Imagine defending a predator.


We don't know how old electricbugs was. Because an underage person having sex with another underage person isn't a problem.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Tmaster148
12/12/18 5:37:23 PM
#10
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why won't the mods just axe his main? Why does he always get put in purgatory, and then he gets to use an alt, and gets his account back?


Not everyone wants to buy an account like you
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TopicHave Trumpers come to terms with their leader officially being a criminal?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 4:58:52 PM
#87
Minute posted...
GreatEvilEmpire posted...
So what crimes did he commit that makes him the bad criminal that he is?

He was being extorted (a crime in itself) by a pornstar (maybe 2 women), he directed his lawyer to pay her hush money. The only thing you can possibly nail him on is not disclosing the payments during the campaign, but that would basically defeat the point of the payments.

Paying hush money is not a crime. Not disclosing the payment may be a violation of campaign finance, but not an indictable or impeachable crime.

Man, that's a lot of guilty pleas, plea deals, and indictments just to fuck a porn star and get her to shut up.


She was just very loud.
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TopicLiberalism = nothing is ever my fault
Tmaster148
12/12/18 4:55:21 PM
#10
So Republicans are liberals now?
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TopicHow many partners is your limit?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 4:54:52 PM
#2
I mean I have no problems in theory with a significant other having a huge amount of previous partners. It probably won't work out since they are likely looking for something I can't provide.
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TopicHave Trumpers come to terms with their leader officially being a criminal?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 4:49:07 PM
#77
RiderofHogs posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Axiom posted...
People like you who vote just to make other people's lives worse are enemies of America and everything it stands for

Nah, because maybe when you get pissed off enough you can finally unfuck your shit and either fix your corrupted party or start a better new one.


Funny how you want your opponents to fix their corruption meanwhile you look the other way when you party is called out for corruption.

I am not a party bitch. I am an Independent. Republicans are shit too, but they don't claim to be the party of "progress".


Sure you are an independent.
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TopicHave Trumpers come to terms with their leader officially being a criminal?
Tmaster148
12/12/18 4:44:27 PM
#75
RiderofHogs posted...
Axiom posted...
People like you who vote just to make other people's lives worse are enemies of America and everything it stands for

Nah, because maybe when you get pissed off enough you can finally unfuck your shit and either fix your corrupted party or start a better new one.


Funny how you want your opponents to fix their corruption meanwhile you look the other way when you party is called out for corruption.
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TopicLet's check in on Bullet_Wing
Tmaster148
12/12/18 4:27:59 PM
#4
Weird how much you obsess over him. You are OJ on levels of stalking bw.
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