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TopicITT: Change/add the word "dick" to a movie title
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:39:25 PM
#38
Lord of the Rings: The Dick of the King


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TopicITT: Change/add the word "dick" to a movie title
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:35:57 PM
#34
The Dark Dick
The Dark Dick Rises (edit, didn't see this one earlier )

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TopicITT: Change/add the word "dick" to a movie title
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:35:21 PM
#33
Star Wars: The Dick Menace
Attack of the Dicks
Revenge of the Dicks
A New Dick
The Empire Dicks Back
Return of the Dick
The Dick Awakens
The Dick Jedi

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TopicITT: Change/add the word "dick" to a movie title
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:34:06 PM
#30
Star Wars: The Rise of Dick

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TopicWhy would a bank not automatically push a refund through?
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:33:10 PM
#2
Could the bank earn interest on that money before sending it to you?

Idk how that all works. It's frustrating as hell that they can take the payment immediately but "you'll have it within a few business days or weeks idk lol"

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TopicThe company formerly known as Chrysler is now Stellantis
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:29:10 PM
#12
pogo_rabid posted...
Ah yeah those "jeeps" are just trash made for the mass market and pretty much throw out what made a jeep- a jeep

Yeah but I had high hopes for the Renegade since it was a Trailhawk model. You'd think for nearly $30k it wouldn't be as shitty as it is.

Lesson learned. Probably gonna get a Toyota or something when the lease is up.

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TopicWalmart to require face masks in all stores
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:23:18 PM
#20
MabusIncarnate posted...
Kroger is now following this policy beginning July 22nd, no entry without a mask

Come on rest of the USA you can do it! Make this shit mandatory so we don't all die.

Hopefully it shuts up all the "THE GUBMENT INFRINGING ON MUH FREEDUMBS" people when it's businesses telling them to stop being fucking idiots.

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TopicThe company formerly known as Chrysler is now Stellantis
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:07:42 PM
#9
pogo_rabid posted...
Which jeeps?

2012 Compass, 2015 Patriot, 2018 Renegade.

Honestly the Patriot wasn't terrible, it was just basic as hell for what it cost. The Renegade though? Worst car ever.

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TopicThe company formerly known as Chrysler is now Stellantis
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 6:05:33 PM
#6
Chrysler is fucking trash

Source: I own a Dodge and a Jeep. Had two other Jeeps before. All trash.

Got them all cause they were the only dealership that would allow us to lease their cars with nothing down for a low payment back when our credit scores sucked. Can't wait for the current lease to be up to turn it in and go get something that isn't a piece of shit.

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TopicHow do you refer to McDonald's?
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 5:09:34 PM
#15
IfGodCouldDie posted...
McDicks


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TopicMan eats Goya beans to OWN the butthurt libs.
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 5:07:13 PM
#7
I'm confused

The fuck happened with goya beans

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TopicI have entertained the idea of a 2011 Mazda2
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 4:40:48 PM
#2
There's a Mazda2?

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TopicI was thinking of playing through the whole Halo 3 campaign again.
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 4:38:39 PM
#3
Halo 3 is GOAT

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TopicHow far off are you from where you imagined yourself as a child?
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 3:22:04 PM
#33
I assumed that I would be married to a hot chick, have a decent car, a nice house, a stable job, and a big bank account

Everything came true except for the bank account :(

Edit: also figured I'd have at least one kid right now but hasn't happened yet.

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TopicWhat do you do with the horrible sinking feeling that life will never be as good
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 2:13:17 PM
#15
10 kinda sucked. I wasn't genuinely happy with life until I was out of high school.

If I could just live May 2010 - August 2011 on repeat forever I'd totally be okay with that. Best time of my life by far and it saddens me that things are so fucking different.

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TopicSecond stimulus check will be voted on this week
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 1:34:35 PM
#43
Tired-Insomniac posted...
where money


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TopicDid Will Smith not tap ladies like Margot Robbie?
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 1:32:46 PM
#29
WingsOfGood posted...
Wait, I just read rumor he cheated with Liza Koshy the youtuber lmao.

That lucky bastard. She's fine as hell

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TopicWalmart to require face masks in all stores
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 1:24:04 PM
#1
TopicOklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt reveals that he tested positive for COVID-19
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 1:15:55 PM
#2
oh no

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TopicTrump literally retweeted this post about COVID-19
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 1:13:19 PM
#45
masterpug53 posted...
And to echo what everyone else picked up on, 'Everyone in the world is lying to you except for Republicans / Trump!!'

Being conservative must be a harrowing experience. The constant stress of thinking everyone in the world is out to get you, the onslaught of lies being told to you by all of the right-wing media personalities your parents got you hooked on, not being able to think critically...I can't imagine living like that.

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TopicTrump literally retweeted this post about COVID-19
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 12:39:26 PM
#30
Conservatives be like "this mask thing is a minor inconvenience to the average person but I'm a special snowflake and it bothers me too much so I'm just gonna say it's fake lolololol"

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TopicTrump literally retweeted this post about COVID-19
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 12:34:45 PM
#22
Patty_Fleur posted...
The doctors don't always agree though. Im talking about the political shit. Like the protest apparently having no impact on the transmission of the virus which is a blatant lie. That kinda shit.

Literally no one is saying the protests had no impact, but right-wing propagandists are saying that that's what's being said because they know their audience is too stupid to question it.

All of the available evidence proves that they didn't have as much of an impact as reopening early did. The overwhelming majority of protestors were wearing masks and were outdoors in the heat. It won't spread as fast as it would in a bunch of businesses circulating air being breathed in by maskless customers.

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TopicThe quickest you have ever felt buyers remorse on anything?
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 11:13:26 AM
#5
My first financed car. 12% interest rate, it was a shitty sporty car with awful fuel economy I got purely because it looked cool. I felt remorse within a week.

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TopicWhat's the word on the 2nd stimulus check?
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 9:41:23 AM
#4
How the hell can 1200 get you all of that

Groceries and tires would leave you with like 300 bucks

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TopicSecond stimulus check will be voted on this week
Tired-Insomniac
07/15/20 8:30:31 AM
#35
where money

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TopicCoronavirus 21: Relapse
Tired-Insomniac
07/10/20 3:09:40 PM
#299
kingdrake2 posted...
that's really lousy. should be double or triple that amount.

I've worked here for nearly ten years and it's the smallest raise we've ever had. Next smallest was a few years ago and even that was still a full 2.0%. It's usually 2.5-3.5% a year.

0.5% just seems insulting

Edit: though I did do the math a bit wrong, I'm actually getting...$0.09 an hour

WOOOO A WHOLE FUCKING PENNY

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TopicDr. Anthony Fauci recommends another shutdown. How would that go?
Tired-Insomniac
07/10/20 12:04:34 PM
#54
It's sad to think that if we had done an actual national shutdown, froze all mortgages, etc. From March and opened back up in May, we probably would be in much better shape right now.

Too bad our president and all of his followers are fucking idiots.

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TopicCoronavirus 21: Relapse
Tired-Insomniac
07/10/20 10:50:32 AM
#284
Company published the annual cost of living raise today

I get...$0.08/hr.

8 fucking pennies an hour after working in the office through a fucking pandemic

Idk how the fuck cost of living is calculated cause that's like an extra $130 a year after taxes. My property taxes alone went up about $250 a year.

That on top of them not doing shit when we had some employees test positive for the virus makes me think they really don't give a shit about any of us

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TopicHappy Independence Day to the Bahamas!
Tired-Insomniac
07/10/20 9:32:06 AM
#23
What the fuck did every country gain independence in July

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TopicGot tested the other day for Covid...
Tired-Insomniac
07/10/20 8:27:16 AM
#9
I did it a couple weeks ago and yeah it was fucking awful

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Topicwhy don't americans use whatsapp
Tired-Insomniac
07/10/20 8:09:43 AM
#22
I just use Google Messages

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TopicBuying a fridge for the first time.
Tired-Insomniac
07/10/20 8:08:29 AM
#17
geshkigal posted...
IIRC, only thing you can buy with that budget are the top-freezer ones.

This though there are deals

You could finance a nicer one and just put 800 down

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TopicBuying a fridge for the first time.
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 10:29:22 PM
#12
kingdrake2 posted...
with a big ass freezer. alot of freezer space comes in handy.

Yeah that too

You can always get a good size freezer chest if you can't get a fridge with freezer that fits the space/budget though

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TopicBuying a fridge for the first time.
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 10:26:16 PM
#10
Get one of those ones with the French doors up top and slide out freezer on bottom

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TopicHas anyone here ever gotten a lump on their nuts checked? <_<
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 4:33:01 PM
#6
viewmaster_pi posted...
does it hurt, or hurt to touch? typically cancerous lumps don't hurt, iirc

Pretty sure that's correct. My dad had testicular cancer and didn't have any pain associated with it, he just noticed one morning one of his balls was considerably larger than the other one and went to get checked out later that day. Whole damn nut was covered by a tumor.

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TopicEl Camino was only 9 months ago
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 4:31:42 PM
#4
That's Spanish for "The Camino"

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TopicHas anyone here ever gotten a lump on their nuts checked? <_<
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 4:31:02 PM
#4
Does it hurt when you touch it?

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TopicRedditor turns 35k into $1.25 million trading stocks in 4 months.
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 4:30:05 PM
#19
Nu_Titan posted...
I had 300 shares of Tesla that I sold last year...
That would be worth about 400,000 today. :(

...

I almost bought $2000 worth a couple years ago when it was around $200/share.

Fuck you, Past Me

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TopicThere's this guy in a facebook group named Ricky Tan.
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 4:24:06 PM
#4
That's a midget in a bathrobe!

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TopicRedditor turns 35k into $1.25 million trading stocks in 4 months.
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 4:23:26 PM
#14
Meanwhile I stare at my Robinhood account every day and consider putting $1000 into it before having an anxiety attack and signing out

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Topic#riptiktok trending on Twitter. Is this bad?
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 4:09:42 PM
#19
LordFarquad1312 posted...
https://twitter.com/d1rtydan/status/1277081198624337920

Some of the replies are saying it's bullshit and not as bad as that guy made it seem

But eh, who knows

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TopicWho is the most famous person from your high school
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 3:51:19 PM
#10
Adam Devine

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TopicREOPEN THE SCHOOLS!! if you aren't willing to kill your kid for Trump, do you
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 3:49:48 PM
#4
fuck yo kids 2020

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Topic#riptiktok trending on Twitter. Is this bad?
Tired-Insomniac
07/09/20 3:46:24 PM
#13
Bio1590 posted...
Facebook and Twitter aren't a country that can essentially kidnap you just for entering.

Or are we going to forget that supporting Hong Kong/democracy in China is now illegal world-wide in China even if you aren't a citizen.

So if I don't ever plan on traveling to China, what risks are there if they datamine my information?

Genuinely curious. I remember that FaceApp one a year ago that apparently was owned by Russians and had access to everyone's photos and could use them for advertising and shit, which I could understand some people freaking out over but if it's not fucking up my finances or health then I don't really mind

Like can China keylog my phone through TikTok to sign into my bank accounts and drain my savings?

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