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Guide posted...

Pick up

My attention span is utter dog piss. I lack the patience to read tutorials.

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a-c-a-b posted...

Whack it.

While being profoundly disabled? Teach me how.

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Well?

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trappedunderice posted...

You know rather than getting confrontational why don't we sit down, have some salad with dolphin safe tuna and see if we can't start a dialogue.

In this era?

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Strider102 posted...

"This wall will protect our country."

*A wild Hurricane appears!*

Hurricane uses Wind!

It's super effective!

I cackled.

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AirFresh posted...

AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs'

By what simpletons?

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Veggeta X posted...

So you assume I am out to get you

No. You're likely just bored or something.

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Veggeta X posted...

Why do you think I am trolling you?

You're not trolling since I'm untrollable. All you're doing is trying to milk a controversial opinion out of me just so you can argue with somebody.

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If I even had an opinion on today's political climate, I'd keep it to myself since someone somewhere would jump at me for not being their clone. Even before Trump was elected, I hid my head in the sand. The sand has taught me to not fret over things beyond my control.

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RedJackson posted...

Me neither, top 7 favorite chips

I can't eat.

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Hm...

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wut

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GoogleStadia posted...

What do you think about Google Stadia?

The what?

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Hm.

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Veggeta X posted...

Are you implying that I am trolling you?

And failing miserably at it.

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smoke_break posted...

At least 2020 hasn't been all bad.

It gets worse.

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RedJackson posted...

Top 7 favorite bands?

I'm not into music.

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RedJackson posted...

dirty dog

:(

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RedJackson posted...

You can have 3 things in the world, what are they?

A new body.

A Diet Coke.

A bag of Doritos.

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@Veggeta_X

I'm good at anti-trolling. Someone once called me a "crazy sponge" since I can just respond to trolls with answers that are so idiotic that they give up. In fact, someone else once said I should be a politician with how good I am at dodging questions.

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Veggeta X posted...

In generality

*squints* I'm eyeballing it here, but it looks like it's 45 degrees in that direction. *points towards a blank wall*

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R1masher posted...

do you think its okay to correct gammer?

It's savagery not to do so.

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NotYou posted...

If you won a million dollars somehow or other, what would you do with it?

Immediately give half to the church, and half to a specific charity.

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Veggeta X posted...

What is your political alignment?

I need a protractor to measure the exact alignment. Could you go get one?

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Hm.

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Guide posted...

I know about medicaid and your situation, but like, something you would enjoy doing within your means, as a remote contractor or something.

If I have over X amount of money, things vanish.

If we pretend I could get a job, I'd love to be a Writing teacher. I excel at every required skill.

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SimpleMan posted...

What's an instrument that you'd like to learn, but probably never will?

Microscope.

Guide posted...

What did you overwork yourself on, and what is something you'd like to be hired for?

A walkthrough. Medicaid prevents me from getting a real job.

Veggeta X posted...

How do you feel about CE currently?

It's a cesspit of agenda-flinging trolls.

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mattymad posted...

I used too? Does that count?

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Veggeta X posted...

How do you feel about Anime?

I rarely watch anything. In my twisted situation, I see watching TV as laziness. The only reason why I'm not writing now is because I overworked myself yesterday.

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The Trent posted...

same bitch or different litters or what?

My first dog was a Valentine's Day gift that once peed on Dad. Fly the Australasian Shepherd, died fifteen or so years later by my bed. I hope the afterlife is treating her well...

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Are you a dog who is a father or have you somehow fathered a different species?

I'm a dad to at least one Maltepoo.


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The Trent posted...

how many dogs have you fathered

Six.

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ultramat posted...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Probably.

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Veggeta X posted...

How do you feel about the mods in this current state?

Since I'm not a rule-breaking cretin, I don'y really have an opinion on the mods.

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Veggeta X posted...

Any thoughts on that subject?

*meows*

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Veggeta X posted...

My bad. Where you here to witness the closing of the Warned/Suspended General topic series?

Yes.

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Veggeta X posted...

Where you here to witness the banning of The Admiral?

You asked me this question last time.

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AlisLandale posted...

Dave Coulier

Who?

Heart-Mk-II posted...

Where do babies come from?

Wombs.

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I'm bored.

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