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Topici'm so tired of porn that's just rough and dirty
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 2:20:27 PM
#13
There's a video titled "fucking hot" with Holly Michaels. Probably one of the best and most genuine vids I've seen in a minute.
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TopicLibs are mad because Trump didn't bow to the queen.
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:53:22 AM
#38
southcoast09 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
ITT: People believe the fucking queen of England funded the Trump balloon


They was clearly referring to the government


You know the government didn't fund the balloon, right?
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TopicTrump: I think the European Union is an enemy of the USA
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:48:18 AM
#14
southcoast09 posted...
they want to monitor and censor our internet.


We're on our way to giving private companies that power actually.
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TopicLibs are mad because Trump didn't bow to the queen.
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:46:14 AM
#30
Why doesn't the average American understand cultural customs?
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Topicleft or right
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:38:58 AM
#3
Right for sure
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TopicEr is this missingno video real? Pokemon red and gold trading
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:33:06 AM
#4
I guess it's just assigned a number and the number correlates with those Pokemon in the next gen game? Not really that interesting imo just seems like some developer shit.
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TopicSecrets about Papa John's pizza from a stadium worker(me)
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:20:49 AM
#3
Literal trash pizza lol
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TopicBlack Friday and Cyber Monday is now creeping into July.
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:17:13 AM
#3
Isn't there a cyber week every year in the summer
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TopicElon Musk accuses cave diver of being a pedophile
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:15:46 AM
#31
I like Elon Musk and I'm not defending him here, but again, the diver insulted him after the team requested he send the submarine over because it might have actually helped. He should have been the bigger person and moved onto his next crazy dumb endeavor but when you're a rich manboy genius that has been praised your whole career I guess you can't let your pride take any dings.
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TopicMario 3d land is my favorite 3d Mario game
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 11:06:07 AM
#5
There aren't many games like 3D Land. It's honestly the worst 3D Mario so the only way is up from there tbh.
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TopicElon Musk accuses cave diver of being a pedophile
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 10:59:55 AM
#16
Doom_Art posted...
So am I missing anything else here or is he still all pissy that they didn't use his lil sub for the rescue/people weren't thanking him enough?


I think he's mad that one of the rescuers told him he can shove that submarine up his ass. Which was uncalled for and unnecessary imo. This is a bad look though.
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TopicIs my girlfriend hot or not?
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 10:48:03 AM
#42
I'd hit tbh
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TopicIs Shun Gon from The Aristocrats a racist character?
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 10:46:22 AM
#10
iClockwork posted...
MakoReizei posted...
By today's standards yes

Why wasn't he considered racist then?


Our understanding of ethics evolve over time but what is actually right and wrong never changes. We just believe something is okay when it actually is not okay.
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TopicIllegal alien in Alabama beheads 13 year old girl, kills her grandmother
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 10:07:24 AM
#8
Does that article even mention his citizenship?
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TopicTrump: I hadn't thought of asking Putin to extradite indicted Russians
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 9:52:51 AM
#9
ledbowman posted...
Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded..

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/884016887692234753


What a fucking moron. He's the dumbest president ever. Period
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TopicGreat big breast girls name?
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 2:20:41 AM
#19
Tag >.>
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TopicDo you think da above poster prefers to date white, asian, or hispanic chicks?
Smashingpmkns
07/15/18 1:53:26 AM
#13
Prob Asians
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TopicWhat games were you not allowed to play when you were younger?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 9:52:53 PM
#7
Just the Sims. My parents didn't give a shit about me playing Mortal Kombat, GTA, Halo, any extremely violent game honestly. They only cared about Sims because of the blurred out nudity.

Talk about dumb.
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 9:51:04 PM
#29
They really need to make these games backwards compatible in current consoles damnit
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TopicSomeone's firing something
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 9:25:01 PM
#14
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TopicSomeone's firing something
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 8:54:36 PM
#9
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TopicWhy doesn't spider man shoot his own webs?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 8:44:40 PM
#3
I'm not sure if it's this is 100% factual or not but I always hypothesized that they created him this way because Stan Lee has always had a tendency to make characters relatable and not completely freaks of nature. He made him create webshooters in order to showcase his natural intelligence. I'm sure Stan Lee has said something about it at least once.
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Topic...Is Sean Bean doing the voice for Erhardt in Octopath Traveler?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 8:36:30 PM
#6
The voiceovers are so bad that they're good lol
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TopicSure seems like no one cares about Octopath Traveler...
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 8:35:54 PM
#6
The game is amazing btw.
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TopicGeorge Clooney crashes into the back of a car going 60mph
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 8:35:07 PM
#14
Shittiest body guard ever tbh
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TopicShould I keep my DVDs?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 8:04:28 PM
#5
Sell them off tbh unless you care about having a collection. You can buy digital movies for super cheap now if you intend on going that route.
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TopicY'all still know how to summon that Pojr fella?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:49:23 PM
#19
r
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TopicThat was easy.
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:44:30 PM
#6
How is that shit not tied down somehow
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TopicWoman dies cucking her husband
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:42:11 PM
#45
You would think the mechanic would know better
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TopicAre Amazon Prime Day sales normally good? How about gaming wise?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:39:49 PM
#8
Not a good day for electronics sales. But if you want a shit ton of lube then it's the best sale ever.
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TopicWhy doesn't Trump have a stupid nickname for Putin?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:38:14 PM
#11
Daddy Vladdy
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TopicSome religious freaks just moved next door
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:10:18 PM
#11
Put a baphomet statue on your lawn
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:02:54 PM
#10
juicebox4 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
MGS2 is a masterpiece from start to end. It's honestly the first 3 games are so good it's hard for me to place them in a top 3.

this EXCEPT I would say 3 is almost objectively #1

also V is amazing


Gah I dunno man. I feel like 2 and 3 tie it story wise but V is definitely the best in the series gameplay wise. The last few hours of 2 were so good.
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TopicCould the Waterboy be made today?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 7:01:15 PM
#4
I mean, South Park actually makes fun of disabled people at least once a year so I don't see why not.
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TopicIf Netflix had The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Futurama I'd never get out of
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 6:59:52 PM
#7
Doesn't Hulu have those now
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TopicPlaying Metal Gear Solid 2 blind.
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 6:58:54 PM
#8
MGS2 is a masterpiece from start to end. It's honestly the first 3 games are so good it's hard for me to place them in a top 3.
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TopicI tried to buy a game off of cdkeys...
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 5:13:38 PM
#6
I've never been asked to use a SSN on CDKeys. That's weird. I buy all of my Live and PSN subscriptions from them.
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TopicHypothetical... The USA goes full on fascism in 2025...
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 5:12:12 PM
#7
I'm hoping the good ol boys with the guns will take out their Republican overlords if they decide to become tyrannical as they claim they would.
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TopicDid Papa John go "a" or hard "er"?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 5:09:42 PM
#33
I want to know the context tbh. Regardless it's racist as hell but I want to see just how racist this dude got in a fucking business call.
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TopicVideo games are the only medium where consumer/user reviews...
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 4:21:37 PM
#13
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Lmao D

The Last Jedi proved that critics are just like video game reviewers in terms of being hype lords.


I would say the users hyperbolic reaction to TLJ is good enough reasoning to think that user reviews are fucking awful.
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TopicWhat are some good Co-Op games for the PS4?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:52:27 PM
#13
Monster Hunter World got around 250 hours from me and my girlfriend.
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TopicFinished God of War *spoilers*
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:48:38 PM
#2
What. No I will now though.
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TopicWhy hasn't Mario Kart caught up with Diddy Kong Racing yet?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:45:56 PM
#17
CapnMuffin posted...
ultimately its just Mario Party on wheels.


This is dumb lol
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TopicVideo games are the only medium where consumer/user reviews...
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:33:45 PM
#4
Lol more reliable. D.
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TopicWhy hasn't Mario Kart caught up with Diddy Kong Racing yet?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:28:43 PM
#3
Diddy Kong Racing isn't better than Mario Kart though.
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TopicGod is a woman
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:24:13 PM
#14
Saying God is a woman is like saying Harry Potter is a woman. Until they reboot the Abrahamic universe God will stay a man just like the author intended God damnit.
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TopicDo _____ women smell the best IYO?
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:16:37 PM
#5
SpiralDrift posted...
That's 5 underscores for anyone that wants to take a guess.

I say no. Robot women tend to overcompensate with way too much perfume.


Asian
Black
White
Latin

TC is a man of diverse tastes it seems.
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TopicAriana Grande's "God is a Woman" music video
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:10:51 PM
#2
That video was actually pretty sick. So much vagina imagery looks like Georgia O'Keefe made it lol
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Topic"I should be able to say the N word whenever/wherever I want"
Smashingpmkns
07/14/18 3:05:24 PM
#227
Talk shit, get hit.
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