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TopicWould you have a drink with this poster? (Day 49) JanwayDaahl
Smarkil
09/10/18 8:42:52 PM
#23
you guys included me in the contest and I didn't even have a chance to defend myself

for shame

at least I beat mead suck it mead.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo what if Trump actually wins again in 2020?
Smarkil
09/10/18 8:31:24 PM
#30
darkknight109 posted...
Americans don't realise how far right-skewed their politics are. Nearly anywhere else, Democrats would be a centre-right-to-right-wing party and Republicans would be far-right extremists.


Yeah but this isn't Canada or Europe. That's like going to Saudi Arabia and calling Paul Ryan a leftist because he doesn't believe in honor killings.

Left and right is relative.

Also Canada doesn't matter.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCop walks into wrong apartment thinking it's theirs and murders resident
Smarkil
09/09/18 10:35:40 PM
#141
Hopefully the dumb bitch gets the book thrown at her if for no other reason than she's literally too stupid to function in society.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicwould you stop using the toilet for a month for $1200?
Smarkil
09/09/18 10:25:10 PM
#35
classic nmb fetish topic
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicuseless doctors office, i swear
Smarkil
09/09/18 10:24:41 PM
#18
I have a teledoc service with my insurance so I can skype a doc and show them my balls whenever.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTake this Sociology Survey please
Smarkil
09/09/18 12:56:06 PM
#8
You have a real habit of putting things off until the last second.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm almost 32 and still virgin
Smarkil
09/08/18 9:02:08 PM
#36
DPsx7 posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.


Truth. A mind wasted on sex is a mind that can't reach true potential.


This could not be more in line with your character.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo gamers actually hate women in games?
Smarkil
09/07/18 12:22:54 AM
#50
Golden Road posted...
Gamers hate certain kinds of women in games. Conventionally attractive, badass women tend to get a pass. Otherwise, a lot of men do complain.


I can't think of a single game where a woman who was a main character was not attractive. Let alone one that neckbeards complained about.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI don't think my boss actually cares if I'm late...
Smarkil
09/06/18 11:14:15 PM
#6
SkynyrdRocker posted...
What's a servicer


I think you know...
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe actor who played Mini-Me has died
Smarkil
09/01/18 2:21:42 PM
#8
MrMelodramatic posted...
BADoglick posted...
That was several months ago

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIf you see 2 Guys with WHITE SHIRTS and BLACK PANTS on the street, BEWARE!!!
Smarkil
08/31/18 11:27:48 PM
#13
Lokarin posted...
I've heard rumours of mormon women, but I think they just sprout out of the ground


100% true. Am Utahn, can confirm.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThis LARDASS is CoNSuming SPACE on the newest Cosmopolitan is she HOT??
Smarkil
08/31/18 12:46:19 AM
#30
Jen0125 posted...
She managed to carry a baby to term a year and a half ago or so. I was really surprised.


I'm surprised she even knew she was pregnant.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicBiggest problem in America is
Smarkil
08/28/18 3:02:56 AM
#15
Mead posted...
Spicy versions of various fruit snacks


Does cinnamon qualify as spicy? Because cinnamon shit is awesome.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPLS help me with my Physics summer work
Smarkil
08/28/18 2:30:01 AM
#60
-Komaiko54- posted...
Yo these EQ's getting hella hefty I'm done

Cacciato posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
surprisingly handsome

Then whos the dude in your sig photo?


Yo that is not fucking funny my friend took the picture too early so I wasn't ready


You weren't ready? But you were posing specifically for the photo. It's not like he caught you off guard.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhich of these 2 WOMEN is HOTTER? One is a LIBERAL and other is a CONSERVATIVE!
Smarkil
08/27/18 11:38:33 PM
#5
mrduckbear posted...
https://imgur.com/bkQZKfN


This must be the liberal.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicmom cancelled my soda subscription
Smarkil
08/26/18 11:40:06 PM
#4
did you get suspended for spitting on the grave of a dead man?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you find Jessica Chastain's feet beautiful?
Smarkil
08/26/18 11:35:41 PM
#24
Molitheus posted...
Smarkil posted...
Molitheus posted...
Smarkil posted...
Molitheus posted...
How so? I'm not going to lie cause I don't think that all feet are pretty .Yes, some women do have ugly feet and some have pretty feet cause that's just how it is. I know I like women's feet but I still look at the person to cause you can't just look at one thing about a woman cause that's the nature of having a foot fetish. I've been this way ever since I was a kid and grew up with it not knowing why I was like that but now I get it and I understand why and because of my foot fetish I respect women for the way they are and I'm pretty sure I respect more than you which is something you don't know about.


Can you type this again but in a way that makes sense.

Sorry, it's not my fault that you're not intelligent enough to understand.


I'm certainly intelligent enough to figure out where to put a period.

Yes, I'm sure you're a great respecter of women. And as a result, you love feet. That makes sense. We can close the books on this one.

Then stop pointing the finger at people just because of a particular thing or fetish. Having a fetish doesn't define who a person is. It's there actions that show who they are if they have a fetish.


Yeah, I'ma go ahead and judge you anyway. In my experience, 100% of the people who have foot fetishes are complete freakazoids.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you find Jessica Chastain's feet beautiful?
Smarkil
08/26/18 11:26:50 PM
#21
Molitheus posted...
Smarkil posted...
Molitheus posted...
How so? I'm not going to lie cause I don't think that all feet are pretty .Yes, some women do have ugly feet and some have pretty feet cause that's just how it is. I know I like women's feet but I still look at the person to cause you can't just look at one thing about a woman cause that's the nature of having a foot fetish. I've been this way ever since I was a kid and grew up with it not knowing why I was like that but now I get it and I understand why and because of my foot fetish I respect women for the way they are and I'm pretty sure I respect more than you which is something you don't know about.


Can you type this again but in a way that makes sense.

Sorry, it's not my fault that you're not intelligent enough to understand.


I'm certainly intelligent enough to figure out where to put a period.

Yes, I'm sure you're a great respecter of women. And as a result, you love feet. That makes sense. We can close the books on this one.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you find Jessica Chastain's feet beautiful?
Smarkil
08/26/18 11:17:55 PM
#19
Molitheus posted...
How so? I'm not going to lie cause I don't think that all feet are pretty .Yes, some women do have ugly feet and some have pretty feet cause that's just how it is. I know I like women's feet but I still look at the person to cause you can't just look at one thing about a woman cause that's the nature of having a foot fetish. I've been this way ever since I was a kid and grew up with it not knowing why I was like that but now I get it and I understand why and because of my foot fetish I respect women for the way they are and I'm pretty sure I respect more than you which is something you don't know about.


Can you type this again but in a way that makes sense.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhen your niece says you gave her the best present on her BDay
Smarkil
08/26/18 11:06:27 PM
#3
ew
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMultiple fatalities reported at gaming tournament in Florida.
Smarkil
08/26/18 11:05:48 PM
#54
GanglyKhan posted...
Can taking away guns have a severe reduction of human caused gun violence?

I'm gonna let you answer that last one for yourself. Listen, the real issue here isn't violence, it's the amount of bodies left dead at the end of the day due to gun violence. How do you reduce that?


You're gonna let Sunny answer because the answer is...maybe? We don't actually know what banning firearms domestically will really do. Certainly over the few times/areas it's been done in the states it's shown to at best do nothing or at worst make crime actually worse.

That is of course not to mention the banning of a minimum of 765,000 defensive gun uses per year.

So yeah, it might help.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you find Jessica Chastain's feet beautiful?
Smarkil
08/26/18 10:53:37 PM
#16
Molitheus posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
feet are gross, and it's a disturbing fetish

You have no idea what a foot fetish is all about. Try getting a little bit more educated about the subject before you start judging others who have a foot fetish.


Face it, they're gross and it's a disturbing fetish.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat is the best horror movie ever?
Smarkil
08/26/18 1:39:22 AM
#60
TheCyborgNinja posted...
It Follows was really good.


Yeah, aside from all the classics already mentioned, this is my favorite recent horror movie.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIs this scummy?
Smarkil
08/23/18 6:26:56 PM
#3
Yeah you shouldn't screw the multi billion dollar company out of their marked up $50. You terrible person you.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFallout 4: Toying with the men. (spoilers)
Smarkil
08/23/18 6:26:01 PM
#2
sunny finally gets to play out his fantasies of people liking him
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhich wizard school did you choose in Wizard101
Smarkil
08/23/18 6:25:06 PM
#2
I literally have no idea what you're talking about
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIf you could make inspiring someone to commit suicide a crime...
Smarkil
08/23/18 6:24:39 PM
#2
Doesn't making something a crime kinda imply that they would be arrested for it?

I mean I guess you could make it a misdemeanor but I feel like that kinda defeats the purpose.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicthere was a burger king kids meal for one of the twilight movies?!
Smarkil
08/23/18 5:38:15 PM
#4
Mead posted...
You search for the weirdest shit


I imagine at this point he doesn't have to search anymore. His youtube recommended page must be entirely commercials about fast food and children shows.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic$10,000.... but mosquitoes suddenly go instinct
Smarkil
08/23/18 4:58:17 PM
#75
metaIslug posted...
Smarkil posted...
So your room is full of fruit flies and ants because there's a garden nearby and not because your place is a shithole?

Another person assuming. Where did I say my room was full of anything? Also stop derailing a topic about mosquitos


metaIslug posted...
I have spiders, fruit flies, ants, moths in my room. I don't give a shit.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWith regards to Ms. Jennette McCurdy
Smarkil
08/23/18 4:57:10 PM
#2
You need to stop.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm at Redding Terminal Market and saw vegan tuna salad.
Smarkil
08/23/18 4:20:09 PM
#13
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
OmegaM posted...
Do you mean Reading Terminal Market?

https://readingterminalmarket.org/

he misspelled it for marketing purposes


got 'em
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicwould you date this user?(Day 2): zeus
Smarkil
08/23/18 4:16:15 PM
#5
How many of these posts will you even see?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic$10,000.... but mosquitoes suddenly go instinct
Smarkil
08/23/18 4:02:09 PM
#71
metaIslug posted...
Revelation34 posted...
There's a difference between lazy and leaving food out for ants.

You're assuming a bit too much, buddy


So your room is full of fruit flies and ants because there's a garden nearby and not because your place is a shithole?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIs it true you are no longer restricted to a single WoW world per character?
Smarkil
08/23/18 12:46:45 AM
#4
Characters are still set to their individual servers. You can pay to move them.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat's your view on healthcare?
Smarkil
08/22/18 4:18:53 PM
#15
Lokarin posted...
What y'all don't understand is America has the largest medical tax burden on Earth for their current coverage...

Something ain't right


I don't think anyone would argue the American healthcare system isn't fucked 10 ways from Sunday. The argument is over what the best way is to solve it.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat's your view on healthcare?
Smarkil
08/22/18 2:56:06 PM
#9
I'm all for it as long as I don't have to pay more taxes for it. If they can find a way to budget it in without taking more of my money, then I would be fine with it in practicality.

However, I don't like the idea that I'm paying for people's habits. I've said it a million times before, but if I have to subsidize someone's poor life choices, then I'm not happy. I think that leads us down a path where people have less accountability for their own actions. That's why I prefer to pay for healthcare for people as a charitable contribution rather than as a law.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMy last day of treatment is today.
Smarkil
08/22/18 2:50:24 PM
#26
SunWuKung420 posted...
Whelp. I guess the new normal is unbridled phone anxiety, no relationship with mom, an undefined relationship with ex/current roommate and thinking having a 30" waist when you're only 60" tall isn't chubby.


Man, your chi must really be out of wack today. You should probably pull out your crystals and see if you can rectify that.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic$10,000.... but mosquitoes suddenly go instinct
Smarkil
08/22/18 2:46:47 PM
#8
Ogurisama posted...
Mead posted...
What is the downside

World wide ecosystem gets destroyed


Not really. There's a lot of biologists that think it would have minimal impact to the ecosystem as there are no animals that feed specifically on mosquitos. It's hard to judge the impact with any kind of specificity without actually doing it, but supposedly the world could fairly easily adapt to it.

I'm too lazy to pull up the research but it's a thing.

Also it would save like, 500k lives a year so there's that.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPLS help me finish my summer work
Smarkil
08/22/18 11:23:30 AM
#8
That literally takes less than 5 minutes. Just imagine it's some weird loli shit that you're looking for for motivation.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIn general is it a spoiler once it's gone public?
Smarkil
08/22/18 12:51:53 AM
#10
Snape kills Gandalf
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicthe true cursed image has been found on twitter
Smarkil
08/22/18 12:46:22 AM
#2
an nmb tee hee topic!
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat's your opinion on Nintendo forcing ROM sites to shut down?
Smarkil
08/22/18 12:40:41 AM
#31
Blaqthourne posted...
So, all those Capcom, Konami, Tecmo, JLN, SNK, Sunsoft, etc. etc. properties are now theirs?


The software used to run those games is, yes. Not to mention all of their first party shit.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat's your opinion on Nintendo forcing ROM sites to shut down?
Smarkil
08/21/18 6:59:40 PM
#8
It's their IP and they're welcome to do what they want with it, but it's also a little shitty. If they had a more robust option for playing these games, that would be one thing. But the reality is, 95% of the Nintendo library is all but completely unavailable to the majority of the population.

Yes, those people could go out and buy thrift shop carts and what not, but it's not like Nintendo would ever see that money.

It also appears to be affecting other roms like ATARI and PS. Which is also lame.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicNew murder charges have been filed in molly tibbets case
Smarkil
08/21/18 6:17:28 PM
#4
You couldn't keep this to the topic you already made today?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76923422
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat do I even do with my 1050 once my 1080ti arrives?
Smarkil
08/21/18 5:57:30 PM
#14
what's that? there's someone new to troll on ebay?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPost Malone jet blew tires on takeoff, preparing to make emergency landing
Smarkil
08/21/18 4:24:34 PM
#12
-Komaiko54- posted...
Why do people hate Post malone? I never cared for him but I was under the impression he was loved or something. I have a friend who looks exactly like him


your poor friend
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicdo you think Red dead redemption has revived people's interests in westerns?
Smarkil
08/21/18 3:55:41 PM
#2
I'd respond but you'd never see it
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSJW ALERT! Peta demands Animal Cracker Packaging to remove animals...
Smarkil
08/21/18 3:52:50 PM
#29
Mead posted...
Smarkil posted...
remember how peta kills like, most of the animals in its 'shelters'

pepperidge farm remembers


https://www.peta.org/blog/euthanize/


I mean, that's all well and good when you read their website because why would they try and spin it but when they're stealing people's pets and then killing them...I mean...
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSJW ALERT! Peta demands Animal Cracker Packaging to remove animals...
Smarkil
08/21/18 2:55:50 PM
#20
remember how peta kills like, most of the animals in its 'shelters'

pepperidge farm remembers
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTIL James Gunn wrote Lollipop Chainsaw
Smarkil
08/21/18 1:18:00 PM
#16
Veedrock- posted...
Krow_Incarnate posted...
Metalsonic66 posted...
I think the first was more consistent, but the second had higher highs and a much better villain.

That's exactly how I feel.

Say what? Ronan is the best MCU villain.


Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dog
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
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