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Bio1590 posted...

@_PandaMaster_ I bet she's had a black man inside her

Reis posted...

I bet she loves some good BBC amirite @_PandaMaster_

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Vulgorn posted...

There's no need to use such coarse language here.

You didn't deny it lol
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Waiting for the inevitable barrage of complaints about God of War about a month from now, just like it happened to all critically acclaimed AAA games.
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The only Vegy topics I pay attention to are the ones where he talks about the F-150.
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I'm an Hispanic woman in her mid 30s pretending to be a dude, the best part is even if I out myself as a woman, no one would believe me. I can post freely like dis.
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Looks like deanshow and joestarr broke up
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I have maggots in my scrotum.
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I'm such a screw up. Everything I do just causes problems and makes more unlike able. I want to feel included and make friends, but I posted in a topic the other day and accidentally derailed it and upset the tc pretty badly. I recently tried befriending another poster, but now they hate me too. I'm just lonely and want to talk sometimes. Even the posters who used to be my friends don't really care about me. I don't even trust when people do seem to like me, or care, it just feels like pity.
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I feel bad for people who haven't seen joestarrr's bare tits yet, they are honestly amazing. She might even have better boobs than Vy.
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*Link that does work*

Check and resend.
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I read RebelElite's posts as if they were coming from a 10 year old because no self conscious adult behaves like that
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*Pic of bare foot*

Not bad!
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*Link that doesn't work*

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*Pic of female feet with blue nail polish*

Nice!!
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chill02 is in fact the 10 inch penis guy, how do I know? Well, isn't it obvious?
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I would just like HairyMan to know that I, Hey, am superior to him and will prove it at any time. (provided he flies me out) Although I was not the person anonymously shitting on him, I do think hes [redacted] and I am better than him.
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CE is the most garbage message board in all of GameFAQs
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Every single [trans persons] should [redacted]. They are [redacted] that play up on CE because no one loves them IRL. Post this rant you [explicit] spineless TC coward.
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I think a lot of transphobes are chasers (chaser = has a trans fetish)
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Poop is funny people, WAKE UP!
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I've ordered certain items online which, once they arrive, I intend to use to [redacted]. Hopefully I should be [redacted] within [redacted].
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Reddit is really stupid. For harmless opinions you can get downvoted, seemingly at random. The whole system is stupid.
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butts
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10 inch dick guy here. Yea its not as great as it sounds. Girls love looking at it and playing with it. But oral isnt so great. And I have to be really careful when having sex so I dont hurt them. Also anal is a no go. Maybe I should find a girl into pain lol. I sometimes do wish I had 6 inches instead. And sorry, no pics. Im not really into sharing nudes and Im actually a little self conscious about it, which I know seems weird.

le sigh
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I dont know all the details to this hairy and mipond vs anon thing, but while hairy might be talking big shit from the safety of a computer screen, the anonymous guy is talking shit from the safety OF AN ANONYMOUS CONFESSION TOPIC. Too scared to get big on your main?
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Hairy, she literally posted in topics how you made her cry, how she just wanted to be alone forever after that. That you kept trying to talk to PM her. So I don't know if you just think that was forgotten or don't take that seriously...
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Slip-N-Slide posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

I actually have a really big penis. Like its over 10 inches and really thick but I never say that online because people assume a guy saying he has a huge dick is lying. So whenever the topic comes up I just say I have an average 6 or so inches.

O RLY

Send noods

I'll give rating a detailed assessment for CE's reading pleasurez
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Cornman, can I send you a picture of a [adult] toy?
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There goes "her" whiteknights, just the other day someone called out vulgorn for being a creep following that joe chick around. Hell look how CE treated poor duncanwii even though they pretty much hit on the same girls, send the same creepy PMs and are the same mentally except one is pretending to be a chick with a [redacted].
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I'm only [censored] years old.
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I have two alts that I use to troll and be an all around massive asshole to people with while trying not to push the line. Most know me and most hate me. I only started doing this to point out how fucking stupid and shitty Allens mod system, especially with regards with trolling. It didnt fucking work because Allen thinks this current system works (it doesnt). So along the way it went from being a troll account with a point to make to just being a massive asshole.
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I actually have a really big penis. Like its over 10 inches and really thick but I never say that online because people assume a guy saying he has a huge dick is lying. So whenever the topic comes up I just say I have an average 6 or so inches.

O RLY
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Still never put the one that said "send cornman nudes" (I'm guessing there's one that said that) smh

lol
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Who is John Galt?
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Hairy, she directly posted about you treating her like shit publicly. "Back then" you say it like it was years ago. Most people have a short term memory span.
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Good choice on the Ram Rebel. In a few years the next generation should be out. 2019 model if you want to be an early adopter. The current Ram is kinda outdated relative to the F-150 and the GM twins anyways.
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Does anyone care about how mipond thinks when she reads this? Are you talking to her hairy or still trying to defend yourself? You and Carl trying to [explicit]. What do ya got to say mipond? Big talking hairy. Hes a [redacted]. Funny wanny Carl. Everyone defends themself and poor mipond has shit.

Newsflash I'm gonna be there to pick up pieces
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this kid used to get bullied in elementary school and he was my friend but i never backed him up. now he has a lisp and doesn't really ever leave his mom's house

idk man
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Don't know who that other dude is, but I'm not trying to act like a tough guy "derp I'd beat your ass even though I don't even have to back it up" all bark, no bite, just a basic "hold me back bro" kinda guy.
I'm just starting facts that you treated her like shit and could easily do better.
Don't want to start getting creepy PM's from you next or get you mass marking my.posts for stating facts.
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The Frontier sucks because it is the worst truck on the market. You got far better options, especially if you are buying new.
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My real name is Chad. Coming to CE raises my self esteem daily seeing everyone how hot I am.
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Justmonika is the biggest creep on CE, she's always hitting on the girls here and no one ever calls her out on it. The only reason people like "her" is because all they see is boobs and someone who's too [redacted]
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Eevee tries to come off as nice but she's actually a really awful person who seems to be sympathetic to some but is shitty to others.
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I'm never quite sure what to make of Carlbertomfg. Most of his posts feel like they straddle the line between sincerity and veiled mockery. I can't figure out if he's a nice person or not.
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I can't post with my main because I will be breaking character, unless I forget to switch accounts.
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Get prepared for 100+ accounts CE. This'll teach the mods and admin a lesson.
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Once in [X] grade I had a crush on a girl who was named Madison. Once I had to do a project with her and her shirt stuck out a bit and so I decided to peek quickly and saw a nipple. I felt weird about it but it was just the first of my hormones growing in.

There was no [redacted detail].
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Nematodes are people too.
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Hey hairy hows it feel to know Carl's got his tongue in places you'll never go
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Someone tell Gamer99z to read my PM's, I've already sent the maximum it'll let me.
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I was JediKnight12345. I really regret what I did.
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If you wanted to express your masculinity, should have gotten something better than the Frontier, Hairy Man.
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I want to know who the other dude who's starting to shit on Hairy is. btfo I was doing it first.
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Sayoria posted...

Wallpaper Edition

I love it!
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I was considering making a CE parody of I Love Kanye but I gave up after the first line. The point still stands.
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Hairy-Man only want her because she doesn't [explicit] every [male persons] she knows. Once he gets her in bed he'll treat her like shit. Mipond is to good for that [redacted]. Mipond use your fucking brain. Open your eyes. Even Totodile is better than that piece of [redacted]. When was the last time Hairy-Man said something nice to you. He only wants to [explicit] you he'll walk and leave you sprawled
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Hairy, you're literally saying from the safety of your computer screen likely thousands of miles away if even in the same country that you'd beat someone's ass on an internet message board.
Sorry your penis is so small and your masculinity is so frail you have to act tough on the internet because you can't do shit in real life.
Aren't you the guy who's girlfriend cheated on him on new years? I can only wonder why. Now you've to the point where you're getting married to people you met on GameFAQs.
You're either frail and insecure as hell or have other issues for wanting to fight random people on the internet.
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I love to fart and blame it on other people
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

Tfw TC is actually analyzing dick pics unironically

I would have gone in to much more detail, but the confession queue was piling up

I'll write yall a good essay for the next pic submission
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Ohhhhhh radio tell me everything you know. I will believe your every word just tell me so.
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Vyrulesse and I would cyber sex all the time while she was with Crimsonangel, I felt bad but couldn't stop.
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Hairy man is an [word for not smart] for buying a Nissan Frontier. It is the oldest and most out of date truck on the market.
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Wait, there's a new CElite without Docile, GrimReaper, and Gamer in it? Fake news.
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Can CEgals please post pics of their feet? Need them for research...
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When I was a teenager, [self servicing] would make me more prone to illness, especially when I did it more than once in a day. Did anyone else have this problem?
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Ive cried at least twice a month every month for two years now. I wish I could stop feeling this way all the time.
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All the girls should be posting sign pictures to prove they are female or they should be banned.
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People on CE like to talk about being neutral & waiting to hear the full story regarding things like rape allegations, but whenever such stories hit CE, most posters here seem to immediately assume the accuser is lying, and it says a lot about what people on this board think about women in general.
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I primarily run gimmicks on boards that Eevee-Trainer visits. Got to the point where I am now obliged to run the gimmick, but at least I got a non gimmick account.
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I can't tell if mipond has a crush on hairy, Carl, gamer, go totodile, or all 4.
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TC isnt posting my rants because hes a fucking bitch

Cry more.
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How was that Doom_Art confession "too far?" That guy followed me around for the last year or two just to be an asshole to me. I'm not going to pretend to be all buddy buddy with him now.
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Oh wow look at hairy having to flex his frail masculinity by talking about how he'd beat people up over the internet. We got a real badass over here.
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This new Celite is garbage. Justmonika literally chose all the worst posters. Carlbert, Zodd, Hairyman, Vyrulisse. What have they ever brought to the table? Literally hoth is better than all of them
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I was actually talking to Aeriis for a little while and then I screwed it up and she hates me now.
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Slip-N-Slide posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

Dick pic v2

Id give it a 8/10, personally. Appears to have nice girth and the veins give a nice masculine look to it. Circumcision is well done, no obvious scarring. Head shape has nice visual balance with shaft thickness. Your arm and leg hair mesh well with that vein-y look, I suppose. Your hand and your shorts kinda take away form the pic though. Over all not bad.

Best post ITT so far

Why thank you
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Hey LEANAUNFURLED Are you a boy or a girl?
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Doom Art's faking the whole cancer thing. Remember that CE's full of gullible [redacted] who were fooled by Rain's sob story. Nothing's changed.
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mipond So what do you suggest? Tell me. Oh wait, I know. I've got it. There's a way we can put a stop to all of this. All we need to do is find the tooth of a baby crocodile, the blood of a pigeon and the [redacted nonsense]
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You might be on good terms with mipond now but we know what you did. Don't act innocent and like you weren't a massive
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I used to dislike Vulgorn, but he's been growing on me lately. He seems chiller and friendlier than I remember. Maybe I just didn't pay enough attention before.
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I'm going to beat up ShinigamiSoul
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why did TC censor the one saying asstank being afraid of [certain] people but leave in the one that said admiral is [censored]?
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Eevee-trainer are you a boy, girl or trans?
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kid_buu So we know youre trans. But do you have a penis or a vagina?
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I want to see [certain images] of Vy, Monika, and gamer 99. How do I accomplish this?
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Dick pic v2

Id give it a 8/10, personally. Appears to have nice girth and the veins give a nice masculine look to it. Circumcision is well done, no obvious scarring. Head shape has nice visual balance with shaft thickness. Your arm and leg hair mesh well with that vein-y look, I suppose. Your hand and your shorts kinda take away form the pic though. Over all not bad.
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Hey eevee you know thats not what that person meant. Accept that you are a [word meaning not normal].
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Reworded: I want to see the manparts of Sayoria and Eevee-Trainer
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To that asshole talking about mipond, she already had a husband who died, don't be a fucking dick. If there's any reason for her not to want you it's your toxic personality saying shit like that.
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Leana is actually really cute. If I were single, I'd be all over her :X
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I want to see Sayoria and Eevee-Trainers [explicit]
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Dick pic

"Unable to display image. It has either been moved or deleted for violating the Terms of Use."

Try again.
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trans should be illegal
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I've been hanging around CE for like 5 years and I'm pretty sure nobody would even notice if I disappeared.
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I have formed a pact with Vy and we are going to take down Carl and Hairy Man, then I am going to have my way with the both of them
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Why don't you want a sig, TC?

Sigs are lame!
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I am 27 and the closst i have ever come to sex is hugging a few girls in hs. I dont jerk off either, so i just have a ton of wet dreams. I am a fucking mess
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I once saw Cornman and Gamer sitting closely together on a bench, Cornman gave his coat to Gamer and the two shared a sweet passionate kiss. It was magical.
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I don't know why mipond even redponds to Hairy-Man after what he did to her. She's way to nice for that fucking [redacted]. I want her. I think about her all the time yet she seems to only care for that ass. She's probably one of those nice girls that marry a wife beater. Mipond stay away from him.
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Just Monika is your name really Monika?
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To the person saying that they command so much respect here: Shut the fuck up. Nobody respects you and that feeling you think your getting is actually just your gigantic ego compensating for your failure of a life.
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Zodd where is my confession you lout!?
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everyone on here is talking about cornman and gamer but nobody is talking about cornman and gamer together like we should be.
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YES, IT'S FUCKING PEE! Deal with it.
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IT'S NOT PEE
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Carlbert is one of the cutest and quirkiest/funniest CEmen and please notice me senpai
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If I send a dick pic on here will you rate it in the topic?

Yes.
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Everyone debates between boobs or ass. Everyone knows the real answer to this question is thighs. Fight me.
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I know for a fact that hermiione is actually really abusive in her relationships and that's why she will always be alone.
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No one seems to realize Vyrulesse is another character Rain created to mess with CE.
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I am 99.99% sure Tadamoto sexually roleplays on Omegle.
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I LOVE STAYUPS!!!
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It's pee
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I lie about my life all the time on here and people believe me and look up to me. I even have a group of white knights who defend my fake life at every turn. It's pretty funny. My detractors are actually the ones closer to the truth, but I command so much respect that they are thought of as the irrational ones.
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Two years ago i slept with my best friends fiance for the first time. I struggle to look him in the face after this. I had a hard time with my girl and she felt lonely and it just happened. It happened three more times over the years, but after last memorial day we said we were through.

Yeah I'm shit for this , but a lot of you cant understand what its like to be in that position, so you cant understand just what we went through. I a, not a bad man and neither is she. I just wish i could look at my friend again. He has done everything for me, got me my job and went half on my car, etc.

The guilt is eternal. I just hope these flings never happen again
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Dude who wants to sleep with SableWolfAngel, thats no confession thats just a natural state. If i do not, during all points of the day, wish that i could [redacted] a coffee table and disappoint her for 2 minutes, then brother somethings wrong with men. Dont be shy
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As a CEgal, I'd like to see a pic of Admiral. Most of the Democrats on the board are just a bunch of cucks, and most Republicans are hot.
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darkness within darkness awaits you
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I saw when Capn Circus slipped up and criticized the hell out of Trump on the wrong account before deleting. He has at least one account where he speaks fluently and rationally against Trump, and then the Capn account where he acts like a racist scumbag.
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I think that the Admiral legitimately hates black people
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I also pretend to support Trump, but actually despise him. It's just funny to trigger CE's liberals.
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I often have to remind myself that humanity as a whole isnt a scourge, the things I read and see, and the way people think is often so gross, but I do know theres some good out there, I guess. Maybe.
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I tried repeatedly to explain to Dawkins that he has a legitimate psychiatric disorder and needed to see a psychiatrist instead of his dopey "marijuana doctor". His obsessive narcissism may be annoying, but it's also a direct result of his psychiatric disorder. All of this could have been avoided if someone in his life would have intervened. It's truly a shame and people that laugh at him should also be ashamed.
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When I was [a certain age] I met with someone who I solely talked to online and I met him at the mall and we were supposed to just hang out at the mall but he drove up in a car and after some small talk he asked if I'd like to see a movie instead, being young and dumb I said yes and got in the car with him. It was late and it was dark and he parked really far from the theater and we sat for a second and he start touching and trying to kiss me and I tell him no and tell him to take me back to the mall, he tells me to give him a blowjob and I tell him no but then he's like "I will leave you here and you'll have to walk back in the dark" so I just give in and do it and then we drive back to the mall and he leaves me there and I sit on the curb for like an hour and wait for my brother to pick me up. I've never told anyone but my best friend.
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I'm actually a liberal but I pretend to be a racist conservative just to make people angry.
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I want to sweeten up cornman's sweet corn ;)
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I hope the stock market crashes because I believe it'll hurt Trumps presidency.
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I hope everyone on here has a great day today. :)
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I have a huge crush on the jealous person, I know who you are. Wink wink.
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I'm part of the 1 percent and I'm better than you
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As much as I hate Jimmy Kimmel, he is doing a service of exposing Trump. His jokes about him may be bad but his intentions are good by exposing that [redacted] for who he is: a [redacted] who is trying to gain attention, who is also a sexual predator, and who is ruining this country.

He better enjoy his last Big Mac before people start to realize how shit he really is.

Fuck this [redacted] and all he stands for.
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I don't go to CE. But I received a PM a few days ago about a girl herethat goes here which used to go on a board I go to, that has a crush on me, but I am thinking that it may have been a troll PM, even though I did not speak to her in maybe 2 years, and nobody knows about that.

I forgot who sent it, and I don't want to name any names, but on the off-chance you are reading this, and you may have an idea that you know who I am, or who you are talking about, can you PM me back?
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The vast majority of you are humanitys dregs. I browse CE to pass time at work because your combined fuckupetry is mildly more entertaining than Candy Crush. Stop trying to validate your life through empty attention, memes, and tired arguments with people whose minds wont change.

If you dont have a job you like, spend some time and energy to better yourself to get it. If you dont have a relationship you like, go out and do new things to meet people. If you hate yourself so much that you need negative attention for validation, learn a skill or find a hobby.

CE is for those that either fail at all that or are entertained by the former.
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I'm a CEgal with a crush on a CEman. He's so cute!!!
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I want cornman to give me his cream corn
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I'm actually getting jealous of seeing some of these user with admirers on here. Nobody would even know if I was gone let alone have a thing for me.
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This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train.

Id gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of biscuits I went and sat at a table.

I want you to picture the scene. Its very important that you get this very clear in your mind. Heres the table, newspaper, cup of coffee and packet of biscuits.

Theres a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase.

It didnt look like he was going to do anything weird.

What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of biscuits, tore it open, took one out, and ate it.

Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with.

Theres nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your biscuits.

You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know. . .

But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldnt do anything, and thought, what am I going to do?

In the end I thought, Nothing for it, Ill just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened.

I took out a biscuit for myself. I thought, That settled him. But it hadnt because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another biscuit.

Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. Excuse me, I couldnt help but notice . . . I mean, it doesnt really work.

We went through the whole packet like this.

When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight biscuits, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one.

Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away. Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back.

A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my biscuits.
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I think aeriis is really cute, sweet, and funny. I would love to get to know her more, and ask her out... but she lives in another state, and I would hate the long distance xc she seems like a genuinely amazing person
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Why does Vulgorn follow joestarr everywhere? Kinda creepy IMO.
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I love teasing Sayoria, but I think she's a really interesting person, and that she gets everything she wants outta life. She's sweet and generous, and her responses to my posts make me laugh, but she's awesome
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I'll support and defend trans people, but I still believe it's a mental disorder that should be properly treated. I can disagree with it, but still respect them and not make their lives more difficult.
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Nah, it wasn't Goatthief, Sayoria. I do confirm you have seen both my alt and my main.
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I know a deep dark secret about Vulgorn that would ruin his reputation if it got out.
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deez nuts
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I haven't seen Gamer99z post in awhile and I'm somewhat worried. He's helped me a lot over PM and the single nicest user I've interacted with here but I have no way of contacting him off site.
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I find it interesting that white racial slurs are not off limits here
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Touch posted...

Is the berry a penis

balls
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Who is TC?
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Will post more tomorrow.
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