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TopicITT: Things only Strayans will understand
Ser_Jaker
11/07/22 12:44:24 AM
#1
"Garnon"

3 for $5

Winnie Blues


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicHey CE, is bald a lack of hair, or or is maybe hair the lack of the baald?
Ser_Jaker
10/30/22 3:53:30 AM
#4
Bald is just a big overwhelming "fuck you" from genetics.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicFirst bayonetta 3 impressions
Ser_Jaker
10/30/22 3:43:22 AM
#1
I'm a pretty casual Bayo player. I'm decent enough to normally get golds and the occasional platinum ranks for chapters but I'm looking to get better in this one.

So far the gameplay is good old Bayonetta fun. There's new mechanics like being able to summon the demons mid fight to do massive damage. There's also a parry you can do. Press the demon summon button as the enemy hits you to parry them.

My issue so far is the gimmicks. There's waaaay too much gimmicky shit so far and I'm only onto chapter 4. I have no issues with gimmicks but the problem is here they aren't fun and they control like shit. The one that plays like a 2d fighter/paper scissors rock is just tedious.
And i hate to say it. I really do. But the looks like shit at worst and sub par at best. I think the previous Bayo games had great art direction so it made for the shortcomings. Here so far I've just been running around generic looking Japanese cities and it looks like something from a launch ps3 title.

The music is great. The new voice actress for Bayo is perfect. I wouldn't have known it was a different actress it wasn't for the controversy.

Also this is more a personal issue.. but the story does this whole multiverse thing which these days I find incredibly tired and bland.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI think my favorite word is butthole
Ser_Jaker
10/29/22 4:01:27 AM
#12
My favourite word is the pluralized version of a banned word on gamefaqs.
It's incredibly offensive to my culture honestly.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAbout to go see Terrifier 2 tonight at the movies.
Ser_Jaker
10/28/22 3:42:28 PM
#14
The worst part about the bedroom kill is that it was probably the least deserving victim in the whole movie lol.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAbout to go see Terrifier 2 tonight at the movies.
Ser_Jaker
10/28/22 9:32:23 AM
#11
Sick ass movie. Awesome kills, likeable villains, badass final girl, sick soundtrack.
It went for too long however. That said the movie went super quickly for me but it could've trimmed some fluff.

I don't know how people were so offended with the gore in this one and were throwing up. Its so comical and over the top. I had a dumb ass, stupid grin on my face during all the kills.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI cant control myself with popcoin
Ser_Jaker
10/28/22 6:10:47 AM
#1
I order a regular combo and then it's always half gone before the movie even starts.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicFinally got in to Zelda botw
Ser_Jaker
10/28/22 6:03:56 AM
#3
Also the thing this game achieves the most is this idea of "I'll just check out this weird looking area over there for a a few minutes before bed"
And you end up taking 50 detours along the way and you've been playing for about 2 hours overtime.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicFinally got in to Zelda botw
Ser_Jaker
10/28/22 6:02:16 AM
#2
My favourite stealth technique is using stasis on dudes, sprinting up to them and then stealthy striking them.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicFavorite song from a fighting game?
Ser_Jaker
10/28/22 1:59:38 AM
#40
https://youtu.be/Xa280Gxz2Qw

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic90 hours into Breath of the Wild and I've only scratched the surface.
Ser_Jaker
10/28/22 1:45:41 AM
#17
I refuse to finish Ganon until I do all the shrines, all side quests, enough korok seeds to upgrade inventory slots, all armours and filling out the compendium.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic90 hours into Breath of the Wild and I've only scratched the surface.
Ser_Jaker
10/27/22 10:27:57 PM
#8
bladegash posted...
TC, where do you rate skyrim and elden ring
Haven't played either. I'll pick up elden ring eventually because I love soulsbourne

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAbout to go see Terrifier 2 tonight at the movies.
Ser_Jaker
10/27/22 10:21:16 PM
#3
trappedunderice posted...
I haven't seen terrifier 1 but there's one kill in 2 that's really fucking brutal.
Faaark.

How brutal? Like over the top, funny type brutal? Or the kind of brutalness that keeps you up at night?

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAbout to go see Terrifier 2 tonight at the movies.
Ser_Jaker
10/27/22 10:05:12 PM
#1
I've heard the gore and kills are next level.
Surely nothing can stop that one infamous kill from terrifier 1.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic90 hours into Breath of the Wild and I've only scratched the surface.
Ser_Jaker
10/27/22 10:02:18 PM
#1
Three out of 4 divine beast, 300 Korok seeds, 70 shrines, loads of side quests, still need to find a fairy, haven't completed Tarry yet, still need to reveal one more tower.

It's interesting because I'm normally super sensitive to open world games. Normally I get bored very quickly after roughly 10 hours but BotW is different.
It's one of those games I can't stop thinking about when I'm not playing it.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicBarbarian - October 25th
Ser_Jaker
10/27/22 1:38:23 AM
#18
The first half is the best horror I've ever seen
The second half is fun but definitely does not live up to the first act.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicWhy does Terrifier have a fanbase?
Ser_Jaker
10/25/22 6:40:17 AM
#6
It's trash but it's the good kinda trash.
I just want to see a scary looking clown murking a bunch of chumps in sadistic, creative and br0tal ways and there's nothing wrong with that.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicGGOA Plays: Resident Evil: Revelations -ongoing spoilers-
Ser_Jaker
10/22/22 2:02:31 AM
#17
Both revelations games are pretty bland and boring.

They came out during Resident Evil' s descent into the fucking toilet so they seemed like masterpieces at the time. But they aren't good.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicITT: Most depressing songs
Ser_Jaker
10/22/22 1:01:48 AM
#64
DoesntMatter posted...
is there depressing black metal? i know plenty of depressing death metal and doom metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3RfBqycTDg

The lyrics are actually from the singer's suicide note when he killed himself via wrist slash and shotgun back in 1991

4:37

"I am a mortal, but am I human?
How beautiful life is now that my time has come
A human destiny but nothing human inside
What will be left of me when I am dead?
There was nothing when I lived"


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicWhats the deal with sony and Microsoft/activision at the moment?
Ser_Jaker
10/20/22 11:39:08 PM
#1
I'm hearing sony are trying to block the acquisition which seems silly because It sounds like they have no leg to stand on


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicSilent Hill transmission
Ser_Jaker
10/19/22 3:55:57 PM
#16
I really hope it's not a remake. Please no remake.
In an ideal world for me it's going to be a brand new/fresh entry to Silent Hill. With an actual good remaster of the first 4 games coming to ps4/5/Xbox/pc in the meantime to tide us over.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicDo you want the Microsoft ActivisionBlizzard acquisition to happen?
Ser_Jaker
10/17/22 8:33:51 PM
#25
I only really care about Crash and Spyro. So other then that indifferent.

I have a big issue with big names just buying publishers though. No creativity and I don't see how it's good for consumers. It's basically just paying to win

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAn extremely underrated God of War soundtrack.
Ser_Jaker
10/17/22 6:31:04 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/tZqM7XpJoXA

I don't remember Ascension at all but I'll never forget this tune.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThe idea of dying quickly scares me more than dying slowly.
Ser_Jaker
10/16/22 10:49:16 PM
#1
The idea of nothingness in a split instant is bizarre to me.

At least if you're dying slowly (and painfully) you can reflect on everything and embrace it.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicSilent Hill Direct announced for Wednesday!
Ser_Jaker
10/16/22 10:42:51 PM
#53
Please no more remakes. Just a fresh new take on silent hill would be nice.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI will defend Halloween Ends on at least one point (spoilers)
Ser_Jaker
10/16/22 7:53:25 PM
#8
As much as I love Halloween Ends and Kills I can't help but feel they could've created the best halloween/Horror/sequel/slasher movies of all.time if they had combined all the best elements from Kills and Ends into one movie.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI really liked Halloween Ends.
Ser_Jaker
10/15/22 5:43:06 AM
#1
Just thought I'd point out that I'm in the 0.2% that enjoyed it.
I'd rather something outrageously wild and different rather than playing it super safe

It's not a perfect movie by any means. There's loads of flaws like Kills but there's alot that this movie executes really well and brings some interesting themes to the table.

Shout out to the actor thay played Corey. I feel like there was a lot of weight on his shoulders because he needed to be good for this movie to succeed. And I think he gave a damn good convincing performance.

The carpenter soundtrack slaps as well..

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicHalloween Ends has my favourite kill in any movie ever.
Ser_Jaker
10/12/22 6:18:39 PM
#1
Say what you want about this movie when it releases but there's one kill that's absolutely fucking insane.

The killer in a Michael Myers mask basically smashes a dudes head against a desk until his jaw is completely shattered and hanging open. Then fake Myers takes a pair of scissors and snips off this poor guys tongue. All in very clear detail.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic(Sticky request) Halloween Ends watch party (10/14)
Ser_Jaker
10/12/22 3:19:42 PM
#27
CADE_FOSTER posted...
How?
It aired last night in theaters in Australia

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic(Sticky request) Halloween Ends watch party (10/14)
Ser_Jaker
10/12/22 7:23:58 AM
#18
Just watched it.

I liked it alot but I can already tell it's going to get absolutely panned by fans and critics.
I'll try to respond to any questions.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic(Sticky request) Halloween Ends watch party (10/14)
Ser_Jaker
10/11/22 6:18:46 PM
#6
I'm seeing it in approx 8.5 hour

It's Miken' Time


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicTormented Souls is legit.
Ser_Jaker
10/11/22 8:18:48 AM
#1
Feels like a forgotten/cancelled classic from the PS2 era that someone dug and slapped a new coat of paint on.

The atmosphere is creepy, the resources are scarce, the puzzles are fun and the saves.are limited.

I'm glad they didn't bitch out and the game too easy.

I died at the first enemy because I got stuck in a corridor between a locked door and an enemy. Classic Survivor bullshit move rright there. Lost 30 mins of progress lmao.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicDo you value the opinion of someone who says i dont watch that naruto shit
Ser_Jaker
10/10/22 5:43:58 AM
#5
It's the only opinion worth valuing

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic$10m, but you can never leave the USA.
Ser_Jaker
10/10/22 5:43:06 AM
#4
If I'm not American do i get citizenship?

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicHow spooky is Insidious 2?
Ser_Jaker
10/10/22 5:42:08 AM
#1
Watching it tonight. First one was pretty good

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAre games getting too big?
Ser_Jaker
10/08/22 3:17:23 AM
#1
Is there going to be a point where most games are open world and take 200 hours to beat?

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicBands where 2 or more members hated/disliked each other
Ser_Jaker
10/07/22 5:36:18 AM
#30
Mayhem


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAre peas the GOAT green veggie?
Ser_Jaker
10/07/22 5:28:02 AM
#1
Delicious. Boiled or mashed. Doesn't need butter or salt

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAre you against games that attempt to appeal to a fetish?
Ser_Jaker
10/07/22 2:09:45 AM
#9
I want them to bring back Rumble Roses

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicHorror movies aren't scary.
Ser_Jaker
10/06/22 3:50:53 AM
#17
There's more to watching a horror film than just being actually scared

It's the oppressive and hopeless atmosphere, dark themes that stick with you, the sound designs, the unsettling, the mystery and unknown.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicMovies that got panned that you think are underrated/flawed masterpieces.
Ser_Jaker
10/04/22 6:22:21 AM
#3
pegusus123456 posted...
Silent Hill

It's a solid horror movie in its own right and even though it ditches the Order storyline, I think it still manages to capture the feeling of the games very well.

Silent hill was great. Been ages since I watched it, but it took a unique spin while still retaining the vibes from the game and the fan service was done really well.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicMovies that got panned that you think are underrated/flawed masterpieces.
Ser_Jaker
10/04/22 6:19:49 AM
#1
For me it's going to be Halloween Kills.

It'sgets absolutely shit on but the movie to me did so much well that it seems unfair to call a train wreck and the "worst horror movie of all time"

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicWhen's the best time to do Breath of the Wild DLC?
Ser_Jaker
10/03/22 11:48:47 PM
#1
So far I've done Vah Ruta and Vah Naboris and I think I'm close to getting the master sword

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI just purchased two original XBOX games.
Ser_Jaker
10/03/22 10:40:56 PM
#11
I wish they'd bring back Voodoo Vince

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicWhy would they remake Horizon Zero Dawn?
Ser_Jaker
10/03/22 10:35:05 PM
#1
Easily the shittest most overrated sony IP in the last 10 years.

And it's only 5 years old and playable on PS5.

This is a dark era we're potentially heading for lads.

Hopefully this and the last of us PS5 flops.
What's next? A God of War and Uncharted 4 "remake"?


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI never understood alcohol as an excuse for poor behavior.
Ser_Jaker
10/01/22 11:36:32 AM
#6
Chances are if someone is a dick when they're drunk... they're a a dick st heart When they're sober too

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
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