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TopicI just randomly burst into laughter over how ridiculous...
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 8:21:45 PM
#3
Hey just fyi area 51 has been letting people do fly overs due to no base activity

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8197415/Pilot-takes-incredible-photos-Area-51-reveal-construction-mysterious-massive-hanger.html

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Topic50 cool and awesome ways to say NO to weed.
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 8:19:02 PM
#19
SunWuKung420 posted...
TC is just trying to keep it all for himself.
TC has been labeled a possible carcinogen because he is the weed killer!

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 8:17:05 PM
#44
blu posted...
Renting is the cheapest way to live for most people.
People dont see that though. They either dont understand maintenance, lawn care, HOA, taxes and esgrow. Or they dont understand the other side bear repellant, ammo, morphine, needles, fishing line, and a cart of some sort(this is a requirement for being homeless in ca)

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Topic50 cool and awesome ways to say NO to weed.
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 8:10:47 PM
#16
Cacciato posted...
If you have to sound it out to spell it you dont actually have to write you sounding it out, for future reference.

If you got nothing better to do than point out touch screen malfunctions you live a sad sad life

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Topic50 cool and awesome ways to say NO to weed.
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 7:43:35 PM
#13
I think 50 reasons why Bob Oss would bet the devil out of you would have been a be et ter title

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TopicDo you still listen to the radio?
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 7:35:31 PM
#10
Heck no that movie sucked

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TopicDid you have bad parents if you were punished for looking at porn?
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 7:32:50 PM
#11
Sadly my dad got me a copy of debbie does dallas when I was 9. He told me he wanted me to get the right idea.

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TopicDo you always say THANK YOU to someone who Served in the MILITARY???
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 7:29:05 PM
#12
You know trump technically has the highest military rank and therefore served right?

Commander in chief. Highest military rank.

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 7:24:05 PM
#40
DirtBasedSoap posted...
youre going to feel like shit all the time if youre eating rice and beans only.
Exactly and thats why homeless people dumpster dive. But someone who has never experienced poverty says why dont you buy food its cheap. Just like telling a low income family so what the epi-pen is $300-800 just dont feed your kid peanut butter. Affordability isn't the same as accessibility to the cash to get the item.

Of course you are picturing a karen saying that.

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Topicdoggo
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 7:13:49 PM
#12
This post is worth 3.50 in wuhan

but priceless in america. Thank you for the doggos

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 7:01:49 PM
#37
A box of rice is 50c and so is beans so yeah thats per day its not glamorous but its something.

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 6:55:46 PM
#35
TheWitchMorgana posted...
the price of milk is a lot different from the price of a house as it turns out

Ok then break it down to the base commodity as food. It cost roughly $0.50 to $1.00 a day to feed a person basic nutrition for a day which is pretty much rice and protein. If following @BeerOnTap on taps logic you couldn't afford that its not krogers fault. That sounds correct.

Sorry hit save by mistake

But there are alot of things that aren't affordable ask the homeless people who cant ask for food stamps due to no residence. Or run away kids kicked out for being lgbt. Just because its more doesnt mean its not the same failure of society

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 5:10:00 PM
#28
LinkPizza posted...
I think he means getting a job other than being a landlord. On CE, there was a similar line of thinking. Basically, a landlord shouldn't have to depend on rent to make money. If that's the case, it basically them buying something they can't afford. The whole thing was that if a landlord couldn't survive one month without rent, then they probably shouldn't have bought the building because they can't afford it. Because it they couldn't afford that, then they probably couldn't afford other things needed. Like if a repair needed to be done on the house and stuff. And if they couldn't survive a month without rent, how would they survive when somebody move out or whatever. I do personally think landlords should have another source of income instead of relying purely on rent money. Especially since rent could legally be stopped to them if they leave a tenant in unlivable conditions or whatever...

I definitely uderstand the misgivings for a slum lord. The problem that people have is that people cannot seperate the 64 year old steel worker who bought 4 properties after retiring from a physically demanding job who will do the repairs himself (r.i.p. Mr Allen my former landlord) to the houses does wellfare checks on people who have health risk or are elderly versus Screwem Inc who has 40 apartment buildings, only contact point is voicemail, and the property manager only shows up to post notes on your door instead of knocking. A landlord should do maintenance on your house, check for code violations, and contact the residents. If they fail to do these things they run a risk of fines in excess of what they hypothetical rent is. Especially since alot of municipalities can and do fine per day out of ordinance.

Same with career politicians. We have quite a few jobs that are essentially that. Judges, middle management, upper management, police captains(and up), and so on. These jobs are basically providing lip service above and below you. The amount of work is little but without full time oversight by them the wheels fall off the machine. By onestly nobody would do those jobs without a paycheck unless they were getting bribes..........hey wait a minute! No but seriously the jobs labeled as beurocrat are often needed just because people are sheep. Most people cannot function without supervision in atleast one daily function.

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 4:36:31 PM
#24
OniRonin posted...
damn, im sure people who can't pay their rent have no idea what that feels like. why doesnt the landlord just get a real

Having issue it deleted job not trying to edit your quote.
How is being a landlord not a job?

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 3:26:43 PM
#21
wolfy42 posted...
There was a topic about that on here awhile ago, but yeah, everyone seemed pretty logical (yeah I know, I was shocked too) about it.

The push was to, like Linkpizza said, stop all mortgage and tax payments for the duration, along with rent.

This would prevent anyone from losing money right now and is a MUCH better idea then just handing out free money to people.

The main difference is that money would be coming out of the states, and they REALLY like all that money lol.
Well the states and the banks (and the gov doesn't really have any control over them so it's kinda impossible to
force them to stop charging mortgage payments right now).

Without that, you can not stop rent without harming home owners, possibly significantly. There are some extremists (usually those in their 20's who feel like it's not fair they can't own homes and that boomers have everything), that do suggest everyone just not pay rent because those evil landlords don't deserve it.

Many have no clue about mortgages, HoA fees, taxes every year, insurance etc that home owners/landlords pay. Even if you try and explain it, they just don't care. There are of course many people out there who are rich, own multiple buildings (or buildings with multiple apartments) and just make a large profit off their tenants. Somehow the idea has gotten into some peoples minds that ALL landlords are like that though, which is not the case.

This is exactly what I was getting at. Especially the rolling fees part. If a landlord is not receiving rent their income is gone. So basically your asking the government to take there money and income while expecting them to provide the same services. This would be like the government issuing a furlough to maintenance companies (road, municpal utilities) while they are on the hook for maintenance. Just think what landlords are liable over. This is why you pay rent. If you mortgage your liable for maintaing the yard, ac/heat, sewage , any and all connections past you meter, structure repairs.


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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 12:47:31 PM
#6
Haha you know language correction has a correlation to penis size and bank account. Both are in the negative. But hey you do you as she won't. Anyway back on topic.

Yeah mead it has shown up usually for people who tend to be anarchy everything or those say that everyone should be in lock down. However its got so bad that it is starting to generate enough waves on twitter and newspapers are starting to report on.

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TopicDo you have any dvds that you own that just won't play anymore and have no
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 12:12:37 PM
#2
Does a burn ring count on peppa pig and the trip to smithfield farms count?

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TopicTo those who say #cancelrent
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 12:05:40 PM
#1
You should sign over your stimcheck to your landlord. They dont get paid unless you get paid. They dont kick you out for the sake of being mean it is a business. The using of the quarentine to cheap out is absurd. Instead talk to your landlord and see if arrangements can be made. If not then make sure your not getting your security deposit back

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TopicWere politics always invasive into all media?
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 11:28:20 AM
#5
I am pretty sure cave patings were the equivalent of vote chemohok for chief

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TopicDisney's Hercules getting a remake
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 8:46:35 AM
#43
Just wait they will make a robin hood remake that will make cats look like avatar especially when the butthole cut is released

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Topicmy tinder babe is upset that bard and star go to vista del mar got delayed
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 8:40:16 AM
#3
Yeah bard in star sounds like a nerdy porno. Cute girl roll seduction, average girl seduction, black casting couch seduction, something with a cloaca yep you guessed it seduction. This is why gm can't have nice games

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Topicreading about placentophagy
ScritchOwl
05/02/20 8:34:43 AM
#3
OniRonin posted...
carnists are so fucking weird
Yeah gynecologist are weird. Seriously you have a baby and they keep looking at their watch saying come on I coulda got uber eats by now.

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TopicNot to sound like a bigot or anything, but...
ScritchOwl
05/01/20 9:03:56 PM
#23
SuperArv posted...
You arent allowed to question or say anything that might be negative towards certain groups they are protected by law

Mascots are just socially accepted furries!

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TopicSo I'm playing the game Prototype (crackdown rant)
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 6:19:48 PM
#10
Crackdown 3 would have been great if it was an 360 title but yeah its just a title floating on a sea of mediocre titles (since microsoft blew the entire budget for exclusive deals to purchase minecraft).

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TopicMy daughter was told to read 4 articles on cnn for homework
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 6:16:20 PM
#13
Fourth I know typo mead. I am abut to through this samsung tab into a rubbish container. Doesnt register screen presses or tries to swipe text even though your hand could be 3 inches from the screen.

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TopicSo I'm playing the game Prototype (crackdown rant)
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 5:08:16 PM
#2
Dont forget spiderman 2. One of the few superhero games that wasn't crap. Yeah I want to see a few more good prototype games heck I would take a movie at this point. Animated by the cg team blur.


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TopicWhat are some cool things you can do with springs?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 5:02:12 PM
#4
Coil and electricity combine that with a railroad spike yu got an electromagnet. Combine that with a pond and you have a suicide

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TopicMy daughter was told to read 4 articles on cnn for homework
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 4:58:04 PM
#8
joemodda posted...
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Why does that sound like a George Carlin quote (the conductor from thomas the train)

Ahh mark twain. Seriously a man who saw into tomorrow but less palin

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TopicDecent mid-low price whiskey?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 4:28:10 PM
#24
Aculo posted...
Bulleit is good for sure, never had wild turkey, ok?

Ok little boy, enjoy your Apple juice and hi-c, ok sweetie?

Hey just to end the arguement the make royal crown apple flavored. There both of you can be happy

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TopicMy daughter was told to read 4 articles on cnn for homework
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 4:24:33 PM
#2
Yes I know ignorance is the natural state stupidity is chosing to I ignore facts to remain in a similar state to ignorance

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TopicMy daughter was told to read 4 articles on cnn for homework
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 4:22:36 PM
#1
I'm walking by her room an hear. What the friggin hell is ignorance contagious. She is in the forth grade. On one hand she raises a valid point on the other she is cursing. I am choosing to ignore this one as she was in her room.

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TopicRarest item you have ever earned or found in a game, and GO!
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 2:36:42 PM
#26
Girl friend she later evolved to the wife

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TopicWhat's the least amount of money you would eat a raw egg for?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 2:10:49 PM
#32
SunWuKung420 posted...
You know that most of those people boil and grind the shells then mix it into things. They don't eat the shell like a cracker.
Never said they did. But people always do f***ed up stuff. Like shoving things like a sachet of eggs and lavender into there nethers (female......shudder I hope) to increase fertility and honestly im suprised that one wasnt on goop

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TopicIf you received a direct deposit, a letter from the white house with trump's
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 2:01:40 PM
#3
Why is trump longer than donald in the signature. Seriously it looks like freddy mercuries heartbeat after finding a coke midget

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TopicWhat's the least amount of money you would eat a raw egg for?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 1:59:43 PM
#29
You kow people eat the shells as a vitamin/mineral suplement. Also they sugest using the raw inner membrane as a turbo bandaid

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TopicIf the lockdown is extended can someone explain to me
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 6:06:10 AM
#15
Shark8637 posted...
Services make up 70-75% of US GDP, manufacturing most of the rest, and agriculture about 1%. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_the_United_States]

A decent amount of the service sector can work from home and make sales online, even if it's less productive. If you look at Europe, where countries have been locked down for 6 weeks, the retail sector is the most negatively affected because people can't go anywhere to buy things, but people can still buy online. Manufacturing and agricultural jobs have still gone to work, and so have a lot of services where the work can't be done remotely, like the postal service or pharmacies.

Lockdown has significantly reduced consumer demand, but people still need to buy things. We will have to manage the debt from the current deficit we're running after the virus, which will be difficult but manageable. The economic hit from this is significant, but it isn't world-ending.

It's manageable to continue lockdown for the next few weeks, even months, and much better to do that than lose hundreds of thousands of lives unnecessarily.

Yes bit your looking a gdp and not jobs filled. When the income is loss for those individuals that make up the stepping stones of the economy they will not have survivable income and it will turn nasty. Because unfortunately the only ones that are truly uneffected by lockdowns and quarentines are gonna be the white/asian businessmen. The result is a very foreseeable class war where people who make 10.95 an hour are having to risk there lives to maintain the infrastructure for those wo work from the safety of their home.

How many walmart employees are there for each service job, gas station attendants, mechanics, teachers, fast food servers, hygeine stylist, lpns, scrub techs, contacters, the list goes on but the point I am makeing is that the services are towards the top of the beriod and the problem is the lockdowns make the bse crumble. I'm not saying that the pyramid will topple but with the erosion those service jobs are gonna start disappearing and states are already feeling a financial hurt to the point they are considering bankruptcy.

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TopicIf the lockdown is extended can someone explain to me
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 5:17:12 AM
#12
@Kyuubi4269 wow troll fail much. I am sorry but the response you provided clearly are of an edgelord still suckling from there mothers paps. The fact that you had to bring grammar up shows a definite flailing for a way to win. So rather than put you down which honestly would just be packing the hole your in with feces to get you out of it I will choose to educate you

Over a hundred years ago in the magical land of merica as you put it. White people picked a fight with people of darker skin tones this led to mass rioting. The police tried to supress it bt things got bad.. if the government tries to coerce people into critical jobs at the risk of there lives it would be far worse country wide. If you need further reading please take a gander to the wiki page

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_race_riot_of_1919

Also troll someone else im not interested

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TopicDo you yanks have marmite?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 4:59:24 AM
#2
We got the bigger version marmot
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmot

They are useful for chucking wood

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TopicWhat's the least amount of money you would eat a raw egg for?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 4:27:08 AM
#22
R you kidding someone would probably let the chicken lay the egg in there mouth directly.

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TopicTrolls is largely the most mediocre movie franchise ever
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 4:01:00 AM
#2
Well trolls is for 4 y.o. kids and adults thats a self medicating to the same mind set so yeah your probably just not the market. Just like your probably not into swedish thrash gospel (its got all the blood sacrifice but now approved 1000 moms)

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TopicIf the lockdown is extended can someone explain to me
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 3:53:21 AM
#10
Zacek posted...
10 years forward, this will be a very different world that the one we know. How? I don't know.
Well austrailia, germany and trump have all shown interest in trying to bill china. China has already threatened Australia this is the first one in google and yes its biased but news isn't non biased in todays world https://thehill.com/policy/international/494860-china-threatens-economic-consequences-if-australia-launches

China will probably go to war or get targeted with terrorism like the usa did on 9/11 due to the questionable politics including the racial things. Who knows whats gonna happen to american politics. And heck North Korea is going to get a female president before the US

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TopicIf the lockdown is extended can someone explain to me
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 3:42:38 AM
#7
VeeVees posted...
The fact that those are problems mean the state is fucking shit to begin with.
Extremely true.

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TopicIf the lockdown is extended can someone explain to me
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 3:38:49 AM
#6
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Farmers and drivers can maintain distance, this isn't a concern.

Not quite this is part of the reason the meat industry is being placed under the defense production act. These conditions arent just one man on a tractor. Farms usually have to hire many people especially for the harvest. L


The farmers, drivers and supermarkets. Because nobody should be out using resources government spending is severely reduced, this means those who are working cover their share.

Wow so walmart increased its payroll from 2 mil to 329 mil. Yeah that is not economically feesable. Yes this is hyperbole of a situation but your expecting these companies to pay increased taxes to supplement the stimulus and unemployment wages?

Food, power, water, law enforcement.
If law enforcement hows up to a tyson plant telling them to get to work yeah you hought the chicago riots of 1919 were bad sheesh


Because people like things.
Yeah and they can afford them easier sitting on the butts defending the quarentine getting an extra 1100 every two weeks


Dead men never work again; they are a bigger waste of resources than temporarily furloughed men.
And an army marches on its stomach. If you cant feed your people then you have lost control. If things collapse how long do you think it will take to mae things get better. You should read the grapes of wrath to see how a failure in goverment affects the working man.

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TopicIf the lockdown is extended can someone explain to me
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 3:24:02 AM
#3
It just seems there is no good way out. I mean some cities are having problems without receiving fees from traffic violations. Some states are getting fined by the private owned prisons for not giving the enough prisoners and thats before the virus with crime rates down just think of that money leaving your states coffers and going to some board congradulating themselves on punishing a state for not making criminals

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TopicIf the lockdown is extended can someone explain to me
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 3:14:10 AM
#1
1. Who is gonna grow your food
2. Who is gonna make you sundries.
3. Who is gonna transport your food.
4. Who is gonna be making money to pay taxes so that there is oversight of 1-3.

I mean if they hypothetically close down everything thats non essential how do we determine who risk there lives to be essential personel like gamestop cashier or old woman in a yellow vest infront of walmart!.

Heck if you can get fired from bk where you were pulling in 200 bi weekly to 760 weekly why do people work?

I dont see how people think this quarentine needs to last. It just seems that our kids would inherit a world broken by boomers with an economy that is more wrecked than it is now

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TopicDinosaurs
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 3:02:09 AM
#14
Dude you want childhood trauma. Watch the dinosaurs last episode.

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TopicHow much longer do this think this Coronavirus thing is gonna last?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 2:44:44 AM
#17
It last for as long as the tenth person above mes life

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TopicDinosaurs
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 2:10:22 AM
#12
Kimbos_Egg posted...
https://i.imgur.com/25gbhih.jpg

best

most dinosaurs are hundreds of millions of years apart.

Right thats why they tho you ght end game theropods feathers wouldn't have been seen in early or mid time periods pretty much only in the cretaceous and the tail end of the jurrasic eras.

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TopicDinosaurs
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 1:32:02 AM
#9
LinkPizza posted...
Didn't they say most dinosaurs probably had feathers?
For the theropods they think they started that trend towards the end.

Some of the synapsids where thought to have developed fur. I dont know what would be scarier a angry dimetredon that looks like a bear crossed with a sailboat or an angry trex sporting macaw colors

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Topicred pill this, blue pill that
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 1:26:40 AM
#6
Terrorist nighttime
before heavy blue pill craps
at the old red pill

I typed what happens if I take both pills and my zip code and this was bings answer

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