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Zikten posted...

do I have internet access?

Cobra1010 posted...

Lol i was about to post, "whats the internet like there?"

@Zikten
@Cobra1010

Some of the cities in Montana (like Billings) have great internet:



GhettoFlip posted...

You can't leave your house

Are we allowed to order escorts or something for our $10 million house arrest? LMAO.

I read the topic title "Man attacked by pig while his partner just stood by." and was expecting this to be the attacker and these to be his weapons:



I was this expecting the partner who stood by to be revealed as the pig's new lover. She was in an abusive relationship with the man, but the pig came by and beat the shit out of the man and now the pig and her are now in love and in a long-term relationship:



I was then expecting to hear that they had a baby together.



And I was expecting this to be the man that got the living shit beaten out of him by the Pig and is now lying in a coma after the pig beat him to a bloody pulp:

Southernfatman posted...

Neighbors wouldn't take too kindly to that like when Napoleon tried that shit.

Tyranthraxus posted...

They tried.

Got their asses kicked by a girl named Jeanne D'arc.

el_cheato posted...

They tried, that's why everybody in Europe was at war with each other all the time. They colonized Africa and America etc. because it was easier to conquer people who didn't have guns and weren't prepared for war than it was to conquer nations of roughly equal power.

^All of the above.

Depends on the board:

In general, Limp Bizkit's "Ready To Go"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyAAwCu-Lu4

If it's the comic book board, then 3 Doors Down's "Kryptonite"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

If it's the politics board, then Tom Petty and the Heartbreaker's "I won't back down".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

If it's the sexuality board, then the Divinyl's "I touch myself"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

If it's a video game board (Playstation 4, Xbox One, Switch, etc), then The Cardigan's "My Favorite Game" (which was heavily featured in the soundtrack to the Playstation game "Gran Turismo 2").

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

But if it's the current events board? Weird Al Yankovic's Headline News:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c

Secretly posted...

Why the fuck aren't we doing a mortgage/property tax freeze?

@Secretly

This is precisely the thing I've also been asking for the last month. The government could seriously hit "the pause button" on SEVERAL things, but they aren't. I seriously don't know what the fuck the government is doing at this point.

Patchwork posted...

This is the most ridiculous idea, and its held so dearly by so many on here.

It's not a ridiculous idea, it's truth. It's reality. It's not a fantasy world like you think it is. Most women tend to reject most men due to a laundry list of very extremely strict expectations. If it wasn't truth, AI sex dolls wouldn't have been created since there wouldn't be a market for it.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Or, you know, 80% of guys only wanting to date the top 10% of busty supermodels who don't have kids already.

The vast majority of guys tend to go after women of various types. A woman who is a 3 out of 10 with kids can go online on a online dating app and have her pick of at least a few different guys who would be more than happy to be with her. Where else your average guy in general is going to have a much tougher time getting a damn response, let alone a date, and is more likely to be stuck being alone.

Choco posted...

like the 4th time today

Have you considered camming?

^ Let's say, hypothetically speaking, the 18 year old is still in high school and still lives at home. Is it that much of a difference?

Wow, the poll results are almost even between "yes" and "no" ("yes" has a few more votes, but not by much).

Is it okay for a 41 year old to be in a serious romantic relationship w/ an 18 year old?

16-BITTER posted...

I was considering responding seriously to this before I saw the furry avatar

He does have a Furry Avatar....... I'm concerned.

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Stop porn NOW.

Yeah, I didn't think this movie was going to do well at the box office. Pretty certain it would have bombed very hard at the box office. But as a Disney + movie? Yeah, that works perfectly for this film. I think it will gain an actual fanbase on Disney +.

Philoktetes posted...

Stop all porn

It's a blight on society

mrduckbear posted...

Every Year we go through a bloodbath of TV and Online Streaming Shows that kick the can..and this year is no different
Katy Keene (CW)

Katy Keene has NOT been cancelled. Did you even bother to check your list to see if it was accurate? Katy Keene is NOT cancelled:

https://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/katy-keene-season-two-has-the-cw-series-been-cancelled-or-renewed-yet/

I know Katy Keene has low ratings, but it's on the CW. It's incredibly difficult to get cancelled on the CW and as of right now it has NOT been cancelled.
Also, you might want to double check the rest of your list because some of the shows you listed are also NOT cancelled.

Yes!!
Yes!!!
YES!!!!!!

You need to watch all three movies in order.
NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

Dudes...
That Sonic movie came over and destroyed my Playstation 4, Xbox One and Nintendo Switch with a sledgehammer and then told me that "Genesis Does" and forced me to play Dark Castle on a Sega Genesis as punishment for buying those other consoles. Go watch Birds of Prey!!

BettyWhite posted...

What level of dependence do you want?

A dog is like a child and a cat is like a roommate.

Chicken posted...

Cats torture and kill shit for fun and then give you its corpse as a gift. They also skulk around plotting your demise and will walk on your keyboard.

Dogs will literally dedicate their life to protecting you and your home and all you gotta do is feed him and take him for walkies

OpenlyGator posted...

Part of the reason is a dog is more likely to be obnoxiously in the man's face demanding attention making it difficult to ignore (especially large dogs).
A cat is more prone to independence, which can result in it being forgotten more often by the busy man...

^ALL this.
Whether choosing between a cat and a dog it depends on what level of attachment you are looking for AND how much time you have (dogs will require A LOT more time, like taking them out for walks and more time for attention).

Anime Girl.
The Earth is just Sophia from Battle Arena Toshinden.
We are just living on her. All photos of the Earth that we have seen are just made up.
The government doesn't want you to know that we live on Sophia. The true shape of the Earth is Sophia:



Earth is Sophia....
Sophia is Earth....
We are Toshinden...

I'm at a 5.
I'm not currently worried about it since I got tons of other more immediate stuff to worry about.
However, I am aware of what's going on and knowing it's spreading at a fast rate (despite still being at low numbers... but those low numbers are multiplying pretty quick) has me glancing over every now and then to check on things like this information pic below (the Wuhan flu is kind of like that enemy in a survival horror video game who is in the distance and isn't an immediate threat and there is a possibility they may just waddle away and nothing happens with them. However, you keep an eye on them just in case they notice you and start running at you from the distance with a chainsaw while screaming at you):

Jx1010 posted...