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Is this the one chick cop that got sentenced recently?

According to goodreads i read 4 books last year.

You are in prison for a nonviolent nonsexual crime.

Its always been around the same since were were always coworkers with the same job. This girl thats been eyeballing me tho in another department makes more than me. Contemplating asking her out.

Ive been meaning to watch the movie he ripped off i mean was inspired to make reservoir dogs from. buti really love reservoir dogs

I get free water at the gym. Those dispensers that are built in the wall. Sure, its not french water. But its free.

AngelicRadiance posted...

I always check a person's twitter history to determine if I should help them or not

Suddenly i dont feel too bad. Also we're in american lol

Good grief some people should not be allowed to drive

prequels
also the possibility that bond didn't want to be a father and we will see a scene where he had jetskis waiting for him in the back and he took off at the last minute

indoors yes. outdoors i feel a lot more comfortable without it.

i had one gf that i would call a 10/10. wasn't worth it man.

i lost it when she said did you nut and had post nut clarity lmao

WingsOfGood posted...

no those are used to brush up your skills so you can do a better job and make the boss more money

oh youre right i forgot about the side hustles. gotta make that $$$

thats what your days off are for

Teacher: Hey kids, i brought cumcakes!
Student in the back: Did you say cumcakes?
Teacher: No.
*kid in the middle already chowing down*
High school slut" Heyyyyyyy, these taste a lot like my boyfriend.

eh, he's kinda goofy looking. i wouldnt say ugly.

Not as bad as others. But yes

Id love to disappear to amsterdam. Weed and gorgeous women every night.

He's just disgruntled he didn't get mvp.

that's just a rumor
no it isn't

Protopet posted...

Just asked her if she wanted to go out to a place that I know she likes.

"Sure!"

"Just you and me. I'd like to make it a date."

"Um, like a friends thing?"

(Internally I know I'm already toast but fuck it, I made it this far.)

"No, like a date date."

"Ah, sorry, I'd rather just go as friends. Thanks for asking, but no."

"Alright, I understand!"

Something like that.

Sounds like you did alright by me. Just wasn't meant to be. Just don't take it personally. I've seen a lot of guys in the workplace take it personally and it just makes it awkward.

Welp. Lets hope this is just for show and putin backs down.

Article makes it seem like he was aiming for the autistic guy but he shot the black guy what

Protopet posted...

Thanks. It was hard, and I appreciate that.

How was your approach.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What if she asks you about your status. As in "hey, are you married"
also, i clearly do not have a ring.

Robin Hood and Maid oMarian

Triple h.

Rejection is better than regret. There is no shame in seeing her everyday. Its all in your head

welp lets just hope best case scenario every new strain of covid is less powerful. as for me i will be wearing a mask for the foreseeable future.

This is exactly what ive been saying all along. If you are in the market for used panties you have no idea who was wearing those things. Im not trying to sniff sone mans ass. Only way to know for sure is to have a gf/wife.

^ it is kind of stange, however if the coroner suspects foul play he'd be obligated to tell police. Im wondering if drugs were found in his system after all? Even though initially it was reported no.

but nothing between the ears. girls have fun with him for a while but they don't stick around.

They are getting close it appears.

Im sure god doesnt care about the words but rather the commitment. The catholic church does things differently that dont really match whats in the bible.

So, i think im a little outdated on cpr. I think they recommend you carry some kind of dental dam or something? To prevent your lips from touching theirs? And this was before covvid too.

If you are close to getting fired you probably already know. With all the write ups, trips to hr, etc.

Middle pic im not feeling. I cant with that hair.
Top and bottom verrrhy niiiice /borat

BilalPowell posted...

Coulda had Andrew Yang

ah yes. andrew "he can't be racist cause he works with black people" yang.

so, no different than other rap.

damn i wonder if there's an index on which country ha the most attractive people. every swedish woman i've seen so far in the olympics has been beautiful.

In the mood for some Veruca salt

I always appreciated will smiths non violent rap. I got hated on in middle school driving through the parking lot blasting will smith. Cause everyone else was on bad boy and no limit.

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