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TopicI remember there was something a while back about the best sword?
Sarcasthma
01/28/22 3:11:40 AM
#37
Mad_Max posted...
I heard your mom was a fan and kept a lock of his hair in a tube that he gave her after she made him breakfast
Nah that was me

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHe literally demands that not just me, but everyone call him Elf Monster.
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 6:24:58 PM
#10
Wow, how scandalous, Steve King doesn't want his country invaded by people who have contempt for his culture and people! NAZI!!!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topichow many fucks do you give about the new HZD game
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 6:17:48 PM
#39
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Pssht, amateur.
Show me how a pro does it, Daddy.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topica 13th topic of memes - yes mead is transgender edition
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 4:12:25 PM
#499
topic

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topica 13th topic of memes - yes mead is transgender edition
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 4:11:28 PM
#498
new

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you have a reliable mechanic?
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 4:11:16 PM
#2
Yeah, my body has this mechanic where, if I put food in it, it always turns into this brownish greenish stuff that smells like shit.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat's the moral of George Washington chopping down his father's cherry tree?
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 12:56:34 PM
#3
An axe in the hand is worth all of your father's cherries.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBitcoin is down 11% from this morning
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 11:20:25 AM
#38
Revelation34 posted...
Why would you need to pay taxes if it isn't currency?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cryptocurrency-trading-taxes-irs/

What you need to report to the IRS
The IRS treats virtual currencies as property, which means they're taxed similarly to stocks. If all you did was purchase cryptocurrency with U.S. dollars, and those assets have been sitting untouched in an exchange or your cryptocurrency wallet, you shouldn't need to worry about reporting to the IRS this year.
Reporting is required when certain events come into play, most commonly:

  • Trading one cryptocurrency for another.
  • Selling cryptocurrency for fiat dollars (government-issued currency).
  • Using cryptocurrency to buy goods or services (e.g., paying for a cup of coffee with cryptocurrency).
A critical distinction to make is that triggering a taxable event doesn't necessarily mean you'll owe taxes, said Andrew Gordon, an Illinois-based certified public accountant and tax attorney. Just because you have to report a transaction doesn't mean you'll end up owing the IRS for it.

How cryptocurrency is taxed
Anytime you sell an asset for a profit, your resulting gain may be subject to capital gains taxation. To determine your exact gain or loss, you'll need the date you acquired the cryptocurrency; the date you sold, exchanged or otherwise disposed of it; and the cost basis (the amount you paid plus transaction fees).

Gains are then taxed at either the short- or long-term rate, depending on how long you held the asset. Short-term gains for assets held less than a year are taxed as ordinary income, while long-term gains for assets held more than a year are generally taxed at 0%, 15% or 20%, depending on your taxable income and filing status.

For example, say you purchased $2,000 worth of a cryptocurrency in January 2021 and sold it two months later for $5,000. That $3,000 capital gain would be subject to the short-term capital gains rate.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topica 13th topic of memes - yes mead is transgender edition
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 4:59:24 AM
#496
Action53 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/9/AAYIg3AAC2nB.jpg
lmao

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo uhh... War With Russia?
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 4:51:10 AM
#73
Revelation34 posted...
If he's not president then how is he dangerous?
Did he lose all those crazy, diehard supporters once his presidency was up?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topichow many fucks do you give about the new HZD game
Sarcasthma
01/27/22 4:22:37 AM
#36
0/5 aloy is so ugly. I could barely hypnox to the first game

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow do you inst a gram?
Sarcasthma
01/26/22 3:52:48 AM
#6
Lokarin posted...
Kody is icoyar?
Nah, this topic just gave me some ICOYAR vibes.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow do you inst a gram?
Sarcasthma
01/26/22 2:39:03 AM
#3
Go away, Nathan.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho are you going to vote for in the upcoming election?
Sarcasthma
01/25/22 9:13:19 PM
#7
Trump

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'll make a wish that can't backfire.
Sarcasthma
01/25/22 1:32:33 PM
#5
wolfy42 posted...
Granted, but it's a turkey BEAK sandwich (you didn't specify the part of the turkey), and also, you don't notice it's a Beak sandwich so you bite into it and choke to death.
That falls under the 'weird surprises' clause.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMerrill Lynch wealth advisor arrested fired for calling teen immigrant loser
Sarcasthma
01/25/22 12:10:08 PM
#7
El Marsh posted...
Fair

Also fair for said employee to be dismissed as well. Their error could have killed that kid.
Apparently, the dad specifically requested no peanuts in the smoothie but didn't mention it was due to a food allergy.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy do Americans not eat Yorkshire Puddings?
Sarcasthma
01/24/22 3:57:54 AM
#75
Revelation34 posted...
Haggis is illegal in America.
Imported haggis*

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicOk, lets say you actually do have a bipedal tank... why walk?
Sarcasthma
01/24/22 3:49:46 AM
#16
Let's say you actually do have a beef frank...

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMontana Man Discovers He Has Oldest DNA in America
Sarcasthma
01/23/22 11:02:25 AM
#254
You can take all those scientific words and shove them up your ass, Bligh. I'll be shoving potatoes up mine.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMontana Man Discovers He Has Oldest DNA in America
Sarcasthma
01/23/22 10:19:04 AM
#252
Blightzkrieg posted...
Always thaw your ass taters

This is basic stuff
My ass thaws them for me.

Are you one of those weirdos with a lukewarm sphincter?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBest steam game under 10 dollars without MTX?
Sarcasthma
01/23/22 5:04:43 AM
#5
Revelation34 posted...
Magic the Xylophone?
MTX is an abbreviation for microtransactions.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy do Americans not eat Yorkshire Puddings?
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 11:50:58 PM
#49
ReturnOfFa posted...
Canadian here. we eat em'.
We eat Canadians here, too.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThis is the kind of all you can eat that I would like
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 9:25:29 PM
#10
Bugmeat posted...
That would be super annoying.
Right? I'd get performance anxiety.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMontana Man Discovers He Has Oldest DNA in America
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 9:05:45 PM
#249
And I keep telling you that it's way quicker and more pleasurable to absorb nutrients rectally. @Mad_Max

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWoman tells Jewish kids Hitler should have killed them all
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 10:45:58 AM
#26
Gaawa_chan posted...
That bitch is in such deep shit when the internet finds her, lol.
She already got caught according to post #24.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThis is the kind of all you can eat that I would like
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 9:51:42 AM
#4
I would not be able to enjoy my meal if it was served like that.

Mad_Max posted...
You can't eat youtube videos, silly
In hypnox's defense, he was in a special class with me throughout grade school.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho would you hire to clear your snow?
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 2:46:11 AM
#6
BlackScythe0 posted...
???
Oguri making a Simpsons reference.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFun Facts about Spousal Support for anyone going through a divorce in California
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 1:27:54 AM
#65
CoorsLight posted...
I have so many people in this topic blocked that I don't really know what happened but this got a lot of posts
It was just Schmen talking shit like usual.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy do Americans not eat Yorkshire Puddings?
Sarcasthma
01/22/22 12:53:22 AM
#34
I can't believe you'd disrespect a fellow subject of the Crown like that, adjl.

But I thank you for it.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFavorite Chic-fil-A sauce
Sarcasthma
01/21/22 6:38:39 PM
#8
Cacciato posted...
Lmao hes marking them now? Doesnt really surprise me he made a Chick-fil-A topic though. Guess their values are the same.
Yeah. You can call him out for his homophobic comments, but do not call him homophobic when doing so.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFun Facts about Spousal Support for anyone going through a divorce in California
Sarcasthma
01/21/22 5:12:50 PM
#42
I am a master manipulator! Blehhh!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFavorite Chic-fil-A sauce
Sarcasthma
01/21/22 5:08:34 PM
#6
I was going to make a comment about your homophobic views, TC, but you marked me the last time I did that.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMcDonald's is overrated change my mind
Sarcasthma
01/21/22 4:43:57 PM
#45
MICHALECOLE posted...
So the fries have sucked since 1990?
I'm pretty sure Rev is a boomer.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmeat loaf died :(
Sarcasthma
01/21/22 4:44:01 AM
#3
RIP Mr. Loaf

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmeatloaf died
Sarcasthma
01/21/22 4:39:11 AM
#4
It's understandable considering you're always busy making your own.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmeatloaf died
Sarcasthma
01/21/22 4:33:11 AM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/79862947

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicKnee's weak, Mom is sweaty
Sarcasthma
01/20/22 10:32:17 PM
#4
Lokarin posted...
palm spaghetti
I fucking hate this

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmy hot pocket brand hot pocket has no filling
Sarcasthma
01/20/22 10:30:59 PM
#5
Its a metaphor for your existence.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicanyboby knows this japanese song?
Sarcasthma
01/20/22 3:39:54 AM
#4
https://youtu.be/-pr-WUa8eEs

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAn important message regarding car insurance
Sarcasthma
01/20/22 1:47:32 AM
#9
Yo how many bagels can you fit on your flaccidity?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAn important message regarding car insurance
Sarcasthma
01/19/22 10:20:50 PM
#4
Oh shit oh whoops I thought I was sending a PM

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAn important message regarding car insurance
Sarcasthma
01/19/22 10:20:01 PM
#3
I feel the exact same way about @Far-Queue but Im too scared to tell him directly.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIts night time, someone breaks into your house, which one of these do you get?
Sarcasthma
01/19/22 3:14:40 AM
#11
An erection

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDaniel Radcliffe to portray Weird Al Yankovic in biopic
Sarcasthma
01/18/22 8:55:47 PM
#3
I really liked Swiss Army Man, but that movie definitely isn't for everyone.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI can make up my mind on where to blow some money.
Sarcasthma
01/18/22 7:48:14 PM
#22
CarefreeDude posted...
Also for a knife, these are fun.

https://cerberustactical-shop.3dcartstores.com/wasp-injector-knife.html

After you stab they inject gas into the target and makes it go boom. Designed for defense against large predators like bears and sharks. I have one and it's a lot if fun (only have stabbed things like watermelons but still)
Yo dude, please use that on my butt.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWoo, plastic production now exceeds human production!
Sarcasthma
01/18/22 7:08:20 PM
#4
Detroit: Become Plastic

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicKirby went full Shadow the Hedgehog and has a gun now
Sarcasthma
01/18/22 4:52:27 AM
#33
Hop103 posted...
It's almost like guns are in vogue in Japan, even the next Precure have cute guns of a sort.
It's the fucking Wild East over here.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSorry for being an ass here most of the time.
Sarcasthma
01/18/22 2:35:48 AM
#14
I guess Im sorry, too.

But just a little.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRate the above Simpsons coach gag
Sarcasthma
01/17/22 4:55:45 PM
#9
56 microlols

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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