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TopicSausage or Bacon?
Sarcasthma
07/26/21 2:27:01 PM
#12
wolfy42 posted...
That's what she said.
I'm all for those kinds of jokes, but you really struck out this time, wolfy.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSausage or Bacon?
Sarcasthma
07/26/21 2:01:47 PM
#8
Far-Queue posted...
You never sausage a tragedy in your life
Shut. Up. Dad!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSausage or Bacon?
Sarcasthma
07/26/21 1:22:41 PM
#3
Johnny Eagle posted...
On a burger or hot dog, bacon
A sausage-less hot dog sounds pretty disappointing. :p

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo, intermittent fasting
Sarcasthma
07/26/21 12:39:02 PM
#6
@Clench281

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRemember that South Park episode about leaving the toilet seat up?
Sarcasthma
07/26/21 6:14:56 AM
#2
Couldn't you post this in that other leaving the toilet seat up topic?

Oh wait, you did. Why are you doing this?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI require you to look at photos of my kitty.
Sarcasthma
07/26/21 5:57:17 AM
#19
Sarcasthma posted...
Pussyball

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy three month old kitten, Lily, has invented a new sport.
Sarcasthma
07/26/21 5:50:25 AM
#2
Pussyball

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicwow can you guys believe sunny is back
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 11:58:45 PM
#20
deoxxys posted...
Lmao I misread this as "wow can you guys believe sunny is black?"
He isnt?!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIt my day of birth
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 1:35:50 PM
#4
happy birth 4 u

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm stuck in a game that has no guides or faqs :V
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 12:49:44 PM
#8
Keep acting nonchalant if you want, but we can all see your burns.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRacist white people are dumb.
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 12:03:39 PM
#36
Mead posted...
but her emails
I bet they were just about women stuff like makeup and babies and animals and possibly baby animals.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy do woman always talk about drama all the time?
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 12:03:00 PM
#19
Oh shit, the consequences.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe best true berries thread for the connoisseur of true berries
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 10:46:45 AM
#15
adjl posted...
Nah, roasted bananas are better than mere words could ever be.
It's not roasted, but I'll admit that Bananas Foster is heavenly.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFrance is best at Basketball
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 10:25:02 AM
#4
How did Canada's Men's basketball team do?

https://ca.nba.com/news/what-next-after-team-canada-fails-to-make-the-tokyo-olympic-games/3uden9rzf0av160z05euyt7mt

Oof

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy do woman always talk about drama all the time?
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 6:37:25 AM
#12
Muscles posted...
I mean I have overheard girls talking about many things that aren't gossip, makeup, babies (especially if at least 1 of them is a mom) and animals all seem like common topics
Was that first comma supposed to be a period?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan i get had a rare online game moment
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 3:22:53 AM
#4
thx, bby <3

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan i get had a rare online game moment
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 3:17:46 AM
#2
I was all 4 of those other players.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy do woman always talk about drama all the time?
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 2:30:57 AM
#3
Golly, it's another new user!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShould the SpongeBob franchise just end for good?
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 2:24:35 AM
#18
Mead posted...
how could he?
Ghost science

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRacist white people are dumb.
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 2:11:03 AM
#18
wolfy42 posted...
The concept of racism is in general dumb, but not always wrong. I mean, if your people are slaughtered by a specific race, your mothers and daughters raped and killed, and you are one of the few people left after said race committed atrocities against them, it would be kinda understandable to be a bit racist at that point.
Now how often would you say that kind of scenario has happened to the racists you usually hear about?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm stuck in a game that has no guides or faqs :V
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 1:52:35 AM
#5
Lokarin posted...
Suk a deeez nuts!
lmao fucking got 'em

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe best true berries thread for the connoisseur of true berries
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 1:42:02 AM
#12
sveksii posted...
Roasted bananas are good.
Not as good as that stern talking-to adjl gave you!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShould the SpongeBob franchise just end for good?
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 12:07:19 AM
#16
Did he ask for the show to stop after he died?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe best true berries thread for the connoisseur of true berries
Sarcasthma
07/25/21 12:04:56 AM
#5
adjl posted...
Being pedantic about the definition of "true berries," but missing the opportunity to include bananas? How disappointing.
Roasted!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm getting a tattoo of my son's name across the side of my forearm but...
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 11:12:21 PM
#20
dark lancer posted...
You're thinking of Ariel.
Sometimes proper spelling has to be ignored for the sake of a joke, bud.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm getting a tattoo of my son's name across the side of my forearm but...
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 11:01:15 PM
#16
dark lancer posted...
Arial Black.
I can't believe Disney would do something like that.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAn 8th topic of memes
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 10:40:29 PM
#303
Oh, poop! I'm starting to understand now.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAn 8th topic of memes
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 10:24:52 PM
#301
Sorry, but I'll only accept an official explanation from Mead, considering he's the one who posted the image.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm getting a tattoo of my son's name across the side of my forearm but...
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 10:22:00 PM
#3
Playbill

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRacist white people are dumb.
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 10:20:56 PM
#4
deoxxys posted...
HornedLion posted...
People are dumb
FTFY

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAn 8th topic of memes
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 10:19:12 PM
#299
Hey Mead, I don't get that crap apple one.

Please explain it to me at your earliest convenience.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShould the SpongeBob franchise just end for good?
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 10:14:46 PM
#14
Gr8M8 posted...
Because there are better kids' shows to watch than SpongeBob, post-movie.
I'd rather not gatekeep kids' shows. It seems like a pretty NMB thing to do.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShould the SpongeBob franchise just end for good?
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 9:39:37 PM
#9
Mead posted...
If kids are watching it and enjoying it then why should they end it?

one of my nieces loves the show and she is only 5


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIm in, boys
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 8:52:51 PM
#6
wolfy42 posted...
I mean make sure you use protection and I hope by boys you mean men over the age of 18.
Sorry wolfy, but TC's protected by proper comma usage here.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you fart at the urinal?
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 2:03:12 PM
#7
Far-Queue posted...
So it was you
It's a free country!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you fart at the urinal?
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 1:47:31 PM
#2
No, but I piss at the fart booth.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFinally the only other guy in the gym left
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 12:07:17 PM
#11
You're my rare item drop, Clench.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPotD Confession Topic
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 11:23:57 AM
#360
MrMelodramatic posted...
I like to play with scat and urine. I hate being an actor. My whole life is a lie. Please pee on me.
@Revelation34

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIf you could go to alternate realities... is it ethical to farm your own organs?
Sarcasthma
07/24/21 1:30:55 AM
#17
Mead posted...
It would be wrong. Sick and wrong. Also cruel.
And possibly badong.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhich one do you prefer, K-Pop version with waifus, or Cat Version?
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 11:07:12 PM
#10
Monopoman posted...
The band name is Blackpink?

Kind of an odd name for a band.
Yeah, they should've gone with something like Butthole Surfers.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicLook at My Cacti
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 10:39:21 PM
#19
zebatov posted...
Nah.
That's good.

It'd be a real bummer if you got deported after finally making your way over here.

zebatov posted...
And I just told you youre green.
Actually, I'm Caucasian.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicLook at My Cacti
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 10:34:49 PM
#17
What, are you trying to say you'll fight me or something?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicLook at My Cacti
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 10:21:43 PM
#15
zebatov posted...
I have family in California who would love me to come visit!
Cool? I'm not in California, though.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicLook at My Cacti
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 10:17:34 PM
#13
You do. That's why I asked you.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicLook at My Cacti
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 10:15:56 PM
#11
zebatov posted...
But dont worry. Im screencapping everything and have about $114,000 coming my way soon. So Ill just leave that at that.
What, are you planning on suing GameFAQs or something?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicEarth is unprepared for the nightmares I have seen
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 11:17:15 AM
#2
How much have you ever lost on a game of cornhole?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI wish I was a boomer
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 11:05:39 AM
#3
CoorsLight posted...
Muscles topic
He's one of the boomeriest users on this board.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT: games where they shove boobs in your face
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 10:59:43 AM
#3
I haven't played anything like that since I only stick to Japanese games.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe State of California is suing Activision Blizzard
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 10:53:07 AM
#49
silvergokuZ posted...
I.e I have been in jobs where female higher ups have grabbed male colleages body parts and talked about what they want to do with them, talk about as they are older the guy can be their toy boy etc and the guys told to man up when they complain as they should be greatful a woman is attracted to them.
Did you go to HR to file a report?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhich one do you prefer, K-Pop version with waifus, or Cat Version?
Sarcasthma
07/23/21 9:28:21 AM
#2
Neither

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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