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Then obviously you have the mom or dad being dragged along thinking why me. This is probably how they make BILLIONS at the box office

The other percentage are like nerds you hear complain/blow a load and clap straight after the movie

Im the babysitter that takes the kids in there
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should have stuck with MCDONALDS which was right next to this joint
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Yep and am still am in real life

But people still love me lol so I continue with it

Probably because Im attractive looking
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That ending dayummmmmm it was brutal to see
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Ive only played the PS1 and maybe 1 of the PS2 Tom raiders games and I dont remember there being a guy love interest in any of them

Also I saw the new movie. It was okay
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DarthAragorn posted...

LIsJustice posted...

Tyranthraxus posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

Im not even sure what their IPs are.

Microsoft has the IP where you push the trigger button and bullets start flying everywhere and then you win.

Sony has the IP where you push X and then there are 5 hours of cutscenes 11/10 best games of all time.

and Nintendo has the IP where you press A to jump and their manchildren fanbase eat it up every time.

Zelda can't even jump you marshmallow

is that because the Nintendo console can't handle the extra processing power? serious question

i mean you need to add simple animation, button feedback, the game world needs to react to you jumping

in fact it could be a dot-point on the back of the game case saying "NEW FEATURE: jumping!"
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Tyranthraxus posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

Im not even sure what their IPs are.

Microsoft has the IP where you push the trigger button and bullets start flying everywhere and then you win.

Sony has the IP where you push X and then there are 5 hours of cutscenes 11/10 best games of all time.

Nintendo has the IP where you make stuff out of cardboard while saving a princess again
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just a breath of fresh air really, i mean sure some are hit and miss but atleast they are creating new ones and pushing the industry as a whole forward
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Video Gamers = tight asses that complain about $1 micro-tranactions in games

Tight asses in real life = people wont refuse to Tip
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Hahaha Germany goalie trying for a goal!!!!
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Hahahahaha. WTF
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Hahahahaha out of the World Cup!!!!!
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So pretty much the directors did this:

Scenes in the matrix = green tint
Scenes in the real world = blue

So if the entire movie is all blue thats pretty lame

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/129319/why-is-the-matrix-tinted-green
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https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-sweden-election-crime-insight/swedens-far-right-eyes-election-gains-as-gang-violence-rises-idUKKBN1JM0QC

is immigration working in AMERICA
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Receding hair line and bald spot, also wears a wrapped around sunglasses while possibly smoking a cigarette. Favourite video game might be the new God Of War, thinks he looks like this guy

Dunno but I see these basic guys everywhere now
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of it

reddit, twitter, social media etc.

its actually pretty pathetic, wonder what they are like in real life
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problem with Marvel is its still too kid-friendly and obviously aimed towards fun

DC movies are too try-hard dark and serious
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i mean the Dark Knight was the pinnacle of superhero movies and like 10+ years later and 50+ marvel/DC movies since, they haven't come close to this

maybe Rami's Spider-man trilogy
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I really liked Jurassic world 2, dunno why the internet hates it so much

Had great call backs, and went back to more of a thriller darker route
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Well its only made $350 million
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DifferentialEquation posted...

Lathissamus posted...

Disagree with both of y'all.

Well, in terms PS3 exclusives that I was interested in, there was:

-Demon's Souls
-Uncharted 1-3
-Resistance 1-3
-Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction and A Crack in Time
-Twisted Metal
-Dragon's Crown
-Infamous 1 & 2
-The Last of Us
-God of War 3 and Ascension
-Puppeteer
-Metal Gear Solid 4
-Heavy Rain

for PS4 exclusives, so far there has been:
-Bloodborne
-God of War
-Horizon Zero Dawn
-The Last Guardian
-Detroit Become Human
-Until Dawn
-Uncharted 4
-Ratchet & Clank

To me, the PS3 had a much better lineup of exclusives. And I liked the multiplats better from last gen too.

Xbox 360 similarly had better exclusives than the One (Halo 3, Reach, 4 and ODST vs 5)

Oh man you just reminded me, uncharted 4 Ill might pick that game up lol
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ModLogic posted...

SaccharineSmile posted...

DarkFists posted...

If that's all you've played... definitely

Yeah I felt I literally skipped this generation of gaming

except there wasn't anything good to begin with so you missed literally nothing

Would explain why I got the PS4 so late

- All the COD game where sci-fi bullshit
- mgs game jumped the shark
- waiting for gta 6 and last of us 2 still
- sports games, same old same old so I wasnt really missing out
- car sim games? I got confused what Gran Turismo games was the full game and not a prologue game
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DarkFists posted...

If that's all you've played... definitely

Yeah I felt I literally skipped this generation of gaming
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Id say pretty much what we have now
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Dunno I literally only got a PS4 less than a year ago and only played

Last of us remastered
Modern warfare remastered
Gta 5 remastered
Cod ww2

Have I missed out?
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IdiotMachine posted...

Skye Reynolds posted...

For another, it doesn't have those damned kids to drag the movie down.

Spoilers:
There's a kid in this one as well, and she plays quite a significant role in the story.

Great movie expect I didnt like that part of the story
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i guess the best thing is these people will never have a chance to direct a movie in their life because it would really suck
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People dont need to watch it

And maybe parents should act like parents and tell their teenage kids not to watch it
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My friend is currently seeing one, still complains they do nothing to solve his problems

And he complains about it

And I say man up and solve these problems, psychologists are only there to here you whine and vent out
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Well?
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In any situation and conversation
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You know I honestly cant think of the last game that had more than a 10 minute cut scene

End credits sure, but cut scenes?

I think mgs4 will go down as a record holder of the longest video game cut scene ever - literally a Full length CGI film
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jurassic-world-fallen-kingdom-star-daniella-pinedas-lesbian-reveal-cut-film-183618705.html

man can Hollywood stop pandering to the Chinese audience and ruining the artistic art of their movies
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i remember using the GIF of her face reaction when she see short guys topic i made a few months back

i want to make that same topic again
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RE_expert44 posted...

spikethedevil posted...

Ah the 90 minute cutscenes myth again.

i dont think thats much of a myth. That last cutscene goes on for at least an hour. If you add in the cutscene before the ocelot fight its gotta be close to an hour and a half

Especially when the fight only went for 5 minutes
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Looking back what an embarrassment to the video game industry that was

And with those sexualized girl bosses in tights where you can photograph them?

Disgusting game
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1) makes the jeans SECOND HAND CLOTHING

2) Like I dont want ur filthy disgusting groin touching the inside of the jeans Im about to buy

3) maybe measure ur self before trying on 100 jeans next time? Not that hard, your an adult now
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Blue_Inigo posted...

Id fuck her

Im not sure how old she is, so I said cool
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Stores like gamespot are keeping the physical games section alive

Soon all online gaming stores will only give you a code to buy

Then gamers will complain about it

Im mean serious why do gamers find it so hard to go into a store and browse for games and especially older games

Its literally like shopping for groceries
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Cue all the nerds celebrating because they can finally have all their marvel toys and characters in 1 film

Who cares about monopoly right?
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God forbid you have to interact with another person for 1 minute

Probably the same people who are pro self serving machines
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Which CEmen is this?
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Vegemite is yummy
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So whats the problem? Seems black and white to me

Im for immigration legally 100%
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experience?
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i thought gamers this gen grew up a bit, guess not
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- when meeting new people, especially girls, I can go in and do a hug and peak on the cheek even if they have their boyfriend next to them. Guy doesnt care cos he also thinks Im cool
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- when taking pictures/selfies with random people, nobody hover-hands me and distance themselves from me, they get into me
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- walk into any store and everyone is so helpful and just wanna talk to me all day and they give me discounts
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