Lurker > Rotpar

Glad the Overlords of the UFO have finally exposed the FBI's existence.

But how else can a billion dollar corporation make money off a game they basically abandoned?

Pay off my car.

I want to create a supervillain fortress with my mind too.

Ghost Eevee should have been easy; put your Eevee in the freezer, take it out at the right time and get Glacieon, too long and get Ghost-Eevee.

Do we know anything about it?

Yes, that is what we wanted you to think!

Stupid Day-Ball.

I endorse using communist-style propaganda for anything and everything. "TIMMY'S 7TH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW" posters in huge block letters, with a giant Timmy looking up and making a fist, while tanks and soldiers march beneath him; kid is having the best birthday and who wouldn't want to attend?

I don't know why, I thought he died like 30 years ago. Broke up the Soviet Union, dropped dead or something.

I don't get these games, though it's an actually simulation and not a Goat Simulator-style goofy parody?

No. They close everything I love and make it a shoe store.

I have too goddamn many.

I didn't make it past the trial month and somehow convinced Gamestop to buy it back.

ZUN the creator of Touhou made a great comment about how maids are cryptids; we've all heard of them but have never seen one.

And I thought we were talking Fate servants, and I wanted Saber before they made her a literal joke character.

Absolutely not. Game of Thrones was obliterated by D&D's laziness.

Why would I take care of myself? I don't like myself. Why do you care? You wouldn't like me if you knew me.

Being cute is a baby's survival method.

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of mods. Part of why I think Bethesda games are shit since you need 50 mods to get an actual game out of them.

A lot of it comes from them breaking whenever the game gets updated. I had a ton of cosmetic stuff for ''X-COM 2'' until ''War of the Chosen'' broke all of them. Even though they were only cosmetics, I still put down the game because I wanted my really fancy soldiers.

Honey mustard is holy.

Retail jobs are probably the worst form of employment by design.

Lawful Evil.

Never really been one for mods. Man, I'd kill for an editor program that lets me copy my old builds again.

Don't gamble is my advice.

Absolutely not.

The nightmare never ends.

I don't know of any PC JRPGs from that early. There's a reason there are JRPGs and what were once called "CRPGs", for "computer RPGs".

I liked The One With the Tank, I guess. But the One With the Hilariously Bad Hacking That Made Empty Cars Kamikaze Out a Parking Structure was pretty amusing too.

I'm a pathetic piece of shit so I do this regularly.

Yeah, you can play a hobbled version of a shitty game for free. If you want to achieve anything you're pushed into paying.

The opera was the best.

I'm not a fan. ESO is alright and I've played a ton of it, little desire to go back now. I've otherwise never enjoyed any TES games, especially that piece of crap Skyrim. Even at fifteen bucks I feel ripped off by the need to download two hundred mods to make an actual game out of it.

Nah, but the ocean is full of other horrors.

Can't mention the aurora without quoting the damn skit.

Happy birthday and sounds delicious.

And the "new" version will be just as bad.

I never wanted him to have Force powers, but yeah, I wanted Finn to be the hero of this story. Let the guy handy with a blaster and otherwise charismatic and smart be the protagonist and have the Jedi be the supporting character.

Pray for my wallet.

No such thing as a good mobile game.

Usually Ms. Scarlet.

Think I can get it from an old Humble Bundle. Will have to double check.

It's a car.

I barely edit anymore; basically just putting up works that I enjoy and don't have a page for. They're hyper-political and incredibly anal about what a trope means or how to name one. I've never been on the winning side of any policy debate save the one to keep the "group of family-like friends" from being called nakama because of fucking One Piece weebs.

Then they slash and burn content because the clique who runs the place decides to kill a trope and don't replace it. So if the "Everything Has Monkeys" trope is no longer a thing, it's not their job to find the appropriate trope, so a game having combat gorillas doesn't mean anything. Guess military apes are People Sit on Chairs.

They're also the biggest apologists for bad writing; they have to be since fan-fiction is their beloved fetish. An A-10 Thunderbolt lifts off vertically? A allosaur and a tyrannosaur fighting over a dead mammoth? It's all artistic license--nobody has to try and ground their stories in facts and calling them out is wrong. Just like things dammit.

Guh. I just barely interact with them anymore.

Lost, no, but I've been stranded at the bottom of a hill and having to hike back up. Only for about half an hour, until help came looking for me.

That's unfortunate. My mom might have to put her own down some time soon.

Crypto and NFTs are too shitty to die out; the world sucks and gets worse, not better.

I probably would have already got this if they weren't cheap and had voice acting. It's a mascot fighter; personality is everything. I want to hear "POWDERED! TOAST! MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Uh . . . Charmander?