Lurker > Romulox28

it was a cheap trick to get viewers, TWD is guilty of doing shit like this all the time
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i'd fuckin pay THEM
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these have me in tears at work LOL
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the other day my coworker (this mid 40s woman who likes to pretend she's not middle aged and hangs out with all the young people in the office) was IMing me on Skype for Business to tell me a story of how she accidentally ate a weed brownie while in Jamaica on a family vacation when she was like 20, and all i could think of was how to get the fuck out of that conversation ASAP
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Sativa_Rose posted...

I don't get why some people both watch porn and yet harbor such negative emotions towards those who participate in it

because people arent happy about the fact that they're watching porn lol
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why do brits call the the hair salon the "barbour shoup"
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5 to 10 min seems to be the norm
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jenningsnash313 posted...

I can't tell if I like your gimmick or if it legitimately concerns and annoys me. Like at times I get a good laugh but then I get worried this isn't a joke.

You're like vegy if vegy was actually as creepy as he pretends to be.

it is absolutely not a joke

and it's kind of weird to joke about lusting after teenage girls in general, but then again brutal is a pretty fucking weird guy
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Funkydog posted...

MacadamianNut3 posted...

Marked

<3

nerds
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...

i was in london and i met this drunk man who was very nice and happy and he told me how he is an infantryman and showed me his service card and then he told me i should stay out of london because i am black and londoners dont like black people

he prob drank too much waurm beeur
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Annihilated posted...

TC must be one of those edgy 12 year olds who thinks a "soap opera" is anything that's not 90 minutes of nonstop explosions, bullets, and decapitations

idk it kind of fits

Walking Dead has a continuous open narrative, it's extremely melodramatic, loaded with stock characters, there's a huge reliance on cliffhangers and other forms of exploitative storytelling, etc

from wikipedia:

The main characteristics that define soap operas are "an emphasis on family life, personal relationships, sexual dramas, emotional and moral conflicts; some coverage of topical issues; set in familiar domestic interiors with only occasional excursions into new locations"

that's TWD to a T lol

Fitting in with these characteristics, most soap operas follow the lives of a group of characters who live or work in a particular place, or focus on a large extended family. The storylines follow the day-to-day activities and personal relationships of these characters. "Soap narratives, like those of film melodramas, are marked by what Steve Neale has described as 'chance happenings, coincidences, missed meetings, sudden conversions, last-minute rescues and revelations, deus ex machina endings.'"

Once again, describes TWD perfectly. hell, think of the finale of last season, where you think Rick is about to be executed, and then all of a sudden out of nowhere comes all these friendly armies to save him, despite the fact that they had no idea what was going on
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EggplantParm posted...

Romulox28 posted...

i'm watching this with my fiancee now and i'm about 10 episodes deep. goddamn this show is absolute garbage lol

That's ten hours you will never get back.

for real, there are nearly no redeeming qualities to this turd of a show. i guess the soundtrack is ok, it fits pretty well for the show, but that really is about it
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i'm watching this with my fiancee now and i'm about 10 episodes deep. goddamn this show is absolute garbage lol
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this whole post is just an imaginary scenario you created in your mind based on imaginary reactions that girls have made to your situation. the reality is that nobody really gives a shit, and a lot of people have never even dated in HS as well.

plus, it's not like having a girlfriend at 15 is going to help you prepare for dating at 25 lol. the rules of dating and interactions between people are dramatically different from when you are in HS/College to being an adult. I dated a girl in HS and another throughout college and I can unequivocally say that it has contributed almost nothing to my current relationship in terms of experiences.
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i really wish i could trade in my smartphone for a basic phone, but unfortunately they are kind of becoming more and more necessary in today's world
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DevsBro posted...

same reason there are guys that are afraid to use their SO's shampoo because it doesn't say MEN in big letters on it, choose Pepsi MAX over Diet Pepsi, only eat the Cam Newton Triple Zero Oikos Yogurt instead of the other brands, etc

there are just a lot of dudes that are very insecure about not fitting into a traditional male paradigm in every way

Some men's stuff branding is frankly kind of insulting. Like on the back of my last stick of old spice deodorsnt it said something like "Contains 'atomic robots' that 'shoot lasers' at your 'stench monsters' and replaces them with good-smelling 'scent elves.'"

It's like a bunch of women were sitting in a conference room trying to figure out how to appeal to men and they came up with the verbal equivalent of Mulan's "manly walk":

http://rs1197.pbsrc.com/albums/aa424/linsxxx3/Disney/Mulan/tumblr_m39ekbmkhz1qdq5u6.gif?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

exactly

my favorite one was one i bought a Men's One a Day multivitamin bottle and written on the bottle it says "Converts food to FUEL". Like men are so embarrassed to take a vitamin until this one makes it sound like a race car, so it's ok for men to take lol.

men are just as insecure as women in a lot of ways, it just manifests differently
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same reason there are guys that are afraid to use their SO's shampoo because it doesn't say MEN in big letters on it, choose Pepsi MAX over Diet Pepsi, only eat the Cam Newton Triple Zero Oikos Yogurt instead of the other brands, etc

there are just a lot of dudes that are very insecure about not fitting into a traditional male paradigm in every way
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the first 3 spyro games are great, especially 1 and 2

the ps2 ratchet and clank games are amazing imo, but 2 and 3 are more action games than platformers. check out the ps4 ratchet and clank if you have a playstation

if you have a windows 10 PC or an Xbox One, there is a Voodoo Vince remake that just came out. Never played it but it looks pretty fun and I know it was kind of a cult favorite so some collect a thon fans
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FF_Redux posted...

Who says PS Quad?

Really?

I do and I have lots of sex, so maybe you should reconsider your colloquialisms
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wish this was on pc so someone could make a persona 5 mod that removes Morgana
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just saw on the verge that there's a remaster coming out for the Playstation Quad in July
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Sativa_Rose posted...

This is what is wrong with our society. A pretty girl gets naked for you and you have to try and insult her for it. If it were up to me, Boromir would be heading to your house right now to teach you some manners.

oh no, I am entirely thankful for her getting butt naked and making the wolf of wall street a significantly more interesting movie
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legendarylemur posted...

Pitlord_Special posted...

Ever read the book Brave New World? In that story about a future society, monogamy is considered a selfish thing and socially unacceptable to be keeping yourself to only one person, and the ideal is to share yourself among anyone you find attractive.

So basically the next step is that monogamous relationships won't even be formed (that is, cuckolding ceases to exist because the norm is to never have the expectation or agreement to keep relations between yourself and the other person) and you just bang whoever gets your rocks off

Yeah but I think that idea will never come to fruition. Cuckoldry, at least in its current realm of popularity, just seems like a fad.

I don't remember Brave New World very well, but how the hell would childraising even work in such a society? What stops every parent from just abandoning their child due to chain of abandonment? What stops indoctrination from whoever is responsible for raising kids? Not to mention this is likely to result in many broken homes, and there's no way the new generation would perceive something that broke their home as "good," as evidenced by US' current mindset of being anti-marriage.

I'm not trying to argue with you at all though, since you're just referring to the novel. But I remember thinking back in the days that Brave New World was full of shit

the first chapter of the book covers that. children were created in labs instead of by parents and then they were raised collectively
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Cant tell if she is a shitty actress or not because she's hot and got nude almost immediately upon getting into acting. it's an effective smokescreen
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Picked it up yesterday afternoon and have had a little time to play with it. It's replaced my old MacBook Pro, and so far I am loving this thing. I see why everyone is rushing to make laptop/tablet hybrids now, because this is such a good idea.
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A lot is the same, but the sense of community is kind of gone now. It used to be that CE was always doing activities and games, had game nights where lots of us would get together to play shit (remember that Left 4 Dead 2 group?), etc. Doesn't really happen much anymore
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i can meet up to get dinner or something some day but all my saturdays in may are booked
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