Lurker > Revelation34

Lokarin posted...

First Human Patient to Receive a Neuralink Brain Implant Used it to Stay Up All Night Playing Civilization 6

https://www.ign.com/articles/first-human-patient-to-receive-a-neuralink-brain-implant-used-it-to-stay-up-all-night-playing-civilization-6

Seems like a good choice.

Lokarin posted...

A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html

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only 5 bungs left to go

She did nothing wrong.

Lokarin posted...

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/03/13/montana-man-80-nailed-by-feds-for-creating-mutant-hybrid-bighorns/

That guy did nothing wrong.

Lokarin posted...

Also:

F1 Academy: Doriane Pin loses victory in Saudi Arabia after failing to realise race was over

https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/13091705/f1-academy-doriane-pin-loses-victory-in-saudi-arabia-after-failing-to-realise-race-was-over

Imagine if that was done on the rainbow road!

That's fucking stupid.

Lokarin posted...

won't load for me, but supposedly the summary is "Student in Pakistan sentenced to death for blasphemy due to messages on whatsapp"

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68511557

So much for being a free country.

Lokarin posted...

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/air-canada-must-honor-refund-policy-invented-by-airlines-chatbot/?comments=1&comments-page=1

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BPknZ3Lk4xU

Grendel_Prime posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2f9f8528.jpg

Wat.

Lokarin posted...

Baby in Missouri dies after mother mistakenly puts her in oven for nap

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/10/baby-missouri-dies-nap-oven

"Mistakenly"

Lokarin posted...

Missouri Rule Change Would Allow Senators to Challenge Each Other to a Duel

https://www.newsweek.com/missouri-republican-senators-duel-nick-schroer-1863838

I support this.

Lokarin posted...

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/11/21/iowa-man-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-after-pleasuring-himself-at-a-kum-go-gas-station/

Iowa Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Pleasuring Himself At A Kum & Go Gas Station

I get why he did it.

Lokarin posted...

Biden Administration to Consult with Navajo About Human Remains on the Moon

https://spacepolicyonline.com/news/biden-administration-to-consult-with-navajo-about-human-remains-on-the-moon/

...Can't we just declare the moon universally sacred?

Better on the moon instead of wasting land that could be used to grow food on earth.

Lokarin posted...

Police investigate virtual sex assault on girl's avatar

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67865327

Wat

Lokarin posted...

The 2nd ammendment is that the right to bear arms won't be infringed... it's not in and of itself a right to bear arms, only that the already existing right won't be infringed.

That tacitly implies all other rights can be infringed!

...

also guns lol

https://healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/magnetic-resonance-imaging-mri/mri-accident-woman-gun-shot-fda-report

The right to a pair of bear arms.

EchoBaz posted...

WOnder what minor slap on the wrist the police will be given.

The same as usual. The Supreme Court ruled that cops don't have to to protect or save anyone.

Lokarin posted...

"Gay Furry Hackers" Breached a Nuclear Lab to Demand Catgirl Research

https://www.them.us/story/gay-furry-hackers-breached-nuclear-lab-catgirl-research-demand

LMAO.

papercup posted...

1.20.2 snapshots are here! 23w31a!
Big changes to trading, curing a zombie villager only grants a discount once, and librarians are getting a big overhaul so powerful enchantments are only sold by master librarians, and the biome of origin matters too. Also diamond generation is overhauled, diamond ores are MUCH more common in deep slate level caves now.

I was wondering when theyd start new snapshots, felt like we were waiting too long for new sub patches.

That's a weird change.

Lokarin posted...

A man drowned as Tennessee police watched for 13 minutes, lawsuit says

-Private citizens wanted to help the man, but officers allegedly warned them not to do so

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/07/28/knoxville-police-drowning-lawsuit/

She's not going to win the lawsuit. The Supreme Court rules that cops don't have to protect anybody.

That hole on her head looks like an amoeba

Lokarin posted...

Wisconsin guv uses selective veto to secure education funding for 400 years

https://apnews.com/article/evers-veto-400-years-wisconsin-school-funding-67a7847e4a24ea86f7d16123356f770d

I thought you were only posting bad things in here.

LinkPizza posted...

Heres what I found out about Permanent Alimony is Florida:

I think like Stream said, the state should probably take care of disabled or advance aged spouses (though, they can get some type of normal alimony for a while, as Florida has 5 types including permanent) And for the minor child with special needs, I would hope both parents work together for the childs sake. But if not, I feel that should fall under child support instead of alimony

That's different anyway. The government is supposed to pay for those things and has nothing to do with alimony. Alimony is for lazy people who do not want to work.

streamofthesky posted...

Oh, look! Someone who doesn't know what THEY'RE talking about and is super proud about it!
The requirements for permanent alimony vary by state in the ones that have it, with some merely requiring being married a certain length, like 10 years.
In the tiny amount cases where someone is fully disabled and unable to work, it should be the state's burden to take care of that person, not the EX-spouse for the rest of that person's life, that's fucking crazy.
But go on embarrassing yourself.

That's not what alimony is.

Lokarin posted...

DeSantis cancels alimony

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/desantis-signs-bill-eliminating-permanent-alimony/3064096/

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So... where's the onion?

Well, it's behind the scenes. This bill was being pushed by conservative women's groups who wanted to ban alimony in the future... only for their own payments suddenly being cut off

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

Alimony shouldn't exist so I see nothing wrong with this.

Full_Pokedex posted...

I'd like to point out again that this woman is an animal. Stop being attracted it's weird.

Nobody said anything about being attracted to her. Well except you now technically.

streamofthesky posted...

Supreme Court rules in favor of Christian web designer who made up a fake LGBT couple that she refused service to, and whose lie had already been proven and resulted in her conviction for perjury.

Sorry for the long title, but...I really can't capture how absolutely fucking mad and infuriating and defying of all common and legal sense this decision is in less words than that. Won by 6-3, 'natch.

https://twitter.com/AngryBlackLady/status/1674411961935863815

https://newrepublic.com/article/173987/mysterious-case-fake-gay-marriage-website-real-straight-man-supreme-court

Maybe "Fake Court gives fake legal victory to perjurer against fake plaintiff"?

Since it was a lie the decision should be ignored.

I guess Jonathan Crane had some hard times after going legit.

https://www.newsweek.com/amazon-smart-home-brandon-jackson-echo-racial-slur-allegation-1806947?amp=1

Amazon shuts down smart devices in house over lie by delivery driver.

papercup posted...

Building my sniffer farm! The first set of sniffers just grew up, and they've already started sniffing!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/8/AADH07AAElQk.jpg
Building one more module, each module will have 20 sniffers, so hopefully I get a lot of torch flower seeds to make the breeding process fast. Also have 4 farms here ready to go to plants all the seeds. Built it over the ocean to reduce lag, and also I might add more farms out here so I can go afk and build up a seed supply and other things.

Also something I want to build is a raid farm, and if I can find a witch's hut, a witch farm.

That sounds interesting.

rjsilverthorn posted...

Doing it in vanilla Minecraft isn't that big of a deal, but there are a whole bunch of people that do crazy modded falls like this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/gtduh9/programmer_daporkchop_is_currently_falling_60/

It was probably posted in the other thread. He built it then jumped off and it took like two weeks IRL time to hit the bottom.

papercup posted...

He might have done that at some point on stream, I dont really know, but thats actually one of the advancements, jump from build limit to bedrock and survive. Ive done that. Just make sure theres water where you plan to land, and maybe carry a totem if you dont trust the water lol
But really what this guy is all about is building absolutely insane farms and machines and running them for weeks or months nonstop, then using the resources from those things to do even crazier things

It was a tower specifically built to hit the height limit.

papercup posted...

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwz7tllp1RAPl2u4Pn-psM6UFHCm2_Yyg

Ive been watching this guy for the past 6 or 7 months. He is pushing Minecraft to its absolute limits and its beautiful. He has already broken multiple records in this world, and has videos planned until 2026.

Is that the guy who built the super tall tower then jumped off it?

That was him cowering in fear?

DeltaBladeX posted...

https://i.imgur.com/vTZC9kx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/stdcQAG.jpg

Do you know the cosplayers' name?

Poorly posted...

Just eat him already!

He deserves it for not minding his own business.

viewmaster_pi posted...

"Oh yeah! Drink all your blood~!"
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/7/AAOjRaAAEiV_.jpg

Sounds fun.

Lokarin posted...

'It's not fair': Group feeding the homeless outside Houston Public Library hit with 29 citations

https://abc13.com/food-not-bombs-houston-homeless-volunteer-group-cited-city-of-public-library-for/13325575/

No wonder they were cited. They were giving away vegetarian meals in Texas.

LinkPizza posted...

Yeah. I also just went to Zelda to get the sword. I still havent even done anything with the deli tree in this game Though, I guess I should at some point

Make some sandwiches?

Lokarin posted...

If your steam profile contains the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" you will be soft-banned because their server host has that word on their blacklist

EDIT: Do not attempt, there is no current recovery method - Steam is working on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8mvWiNs30M

Why the fuck would that be a banned word?

viewmaster_pi posted...

insert A: many cheeseburger
or B: yourself
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/8/AAOjRaAAEguu.jpg

C: both

yusiko posted...

the way the female characters have become overly sexualized over the years has been a common criticism of the series for awhile now
you may not see it but many many others do

Maybe on Twitter. Definitely not a complaint in the actual fandom.

I see nothing wrong with the women in One Piece. Maybe you meant that one Thriller Bark scene?

JKwaffle posted...

I mean, I'll be real, if the rest of the show's writing wasn't so fucking good, I def would have dropped this show a while ago with how it treats women. >_>

It wasn't toooooooo bad at first, but it's been getting progressively and noticeably more skeezy and gross in that regard.

But also fuck, the rest of the show is so good and fun. :/

Did you suddenly start watching Naruto?

EchoBaz posted...

Yeah...they're gone.

God this sucks!

I don't know why since none were actually pornographic. People would get suspended from here if they were.

Are they ever going to bring the other games to Switch? I'm hoping for some remakes too.

papercup posted...

I seriously don't get the hate this game is getting from "Zelda fans". BotW/TotK are closer to the structure of the original LoZ game than any of the other 3D Zeldas. You guys have like 14 "traditional" Zelda games that you claim to love but then when they get rereleased/remade you don't play them, then you complain that Zelda is changing. And as someone that is a huge Zelda fan, and has been for 30 years, and have played all of them multiple times, I think TotK is freaking awesome.

The remake of Skyward Sword was supposed to be just as bad though because they left the motion controls in. I haven't played it yet but I do own it. I should play Link's Awakening when I'm done with BOTW.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

This is kinda bullshit because someone on a secluded farm isn't necessarily gonna see that much more of the world.

But yes advertisers pay to look at us.

Why would they pay when they could just go somewhere crowded for free?

papercup posted...

Aonuma said BotW/TotK are the template for Zelda games going forward which makes me very excited, but Reddit people are like noooo this is awful, dont do this again please which I dont understand at all. Skyward Sword was absolutely horrible, I never want them to do that again.

Oh so they no longer want to do an actual Zelda game like Link to the Past.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Yeah it did

How?

papercup posted...

Enter a shrine

So they kept the same trick then. The blood moon is angry at me in BOTW.

Can you cancel out the blood moon in this game?

ConfusedTorchic posted...

...half the screen is exclusively water and a coastline what are you talking about

There was only a small coastline.

ConfusedTorchic posted...

summerset

There was barely any water shown in the trailer.

ConfusedTorchic posted...

an announcement trailer made specifically to announce the 6th title in the series is still an announcement trailer

don't expect anything tes this year, or even next year

So then what's the setting?

ConfusedTorchic posted...

probably not, since they already announced 6 5 years ago

They didn't announce anything. They gave a trailer with no names.

papercup posted...

Isn't Starfield supposed to release later this year too?

Yep. I'm expecting them to announce it right after.