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Duncanwii posted...

I'd definitely call for an upper age cap on who can be president. Anyone over 65 cannot run. We can balance this by lowering the age Cap for starting to run to 25.

Lowering the age cap doesn't sound like an amazing idea. We just need more people in their 40s or 50s to run, rather than all these fossils over 70.

Garioshi posted...

Biden is 77 and Trump is 73

Neither of them should be running either IMO. We need people in their prime. Obama was the perfect age to be president when he entered office.

Dude's almost 80 years old. He belongs in a comfy chair watching PBS all day while a nurse brings him his dinner, not in the White House.

MrResetti posted...

The fuck is a roller coaster called Colorado Adventure doing in Deutschland

It's a mine train coaster, and I guess story-wise it's set in a mine in Colorado? I dunno.

Pepys Monster posted...

How could a bird just one day take off flying? When no prior birds could. It really makes you think.

It probably started out as jumping from tree branch to tree branch, and then they developed features that let them glide for extra distance, and then that led to full-on flight.

No idea how it happened for bugs, but for birds, their wings used to be their front arms. Bird ancestors were small animals and probably lived in trees, so moving from tree to tree by means of the ground was probably quite dangerous for them. That's why they started to develop ways to move from one tree to another without having to hit the ground: first gliding, and later flight. And once they mastered flight, they no longer needed to climb trees, so they ended up losing the claws and fingers on their forelimbs.

I'd say my clear favorite is Taron in Phantasialand in Germany. It's super fucking sick. Some other great ones I've ridden:

* Black Mamba (Phantasialand, Germany)
* Blue Fire (Europa Park, Germany)
* Silver Star (Europa Park, Germany)
* Wodan (Europa Park, Germany)
* Colorado Adventure (Phantasialand, Germany)
* Baron 1898 (Efteling, Netherlands)
* Joris en de Draak (Efteling, Netherlands)
* Vogel Rok (Efteling, Netherlands)
* Fenix (Toverland, Netherlands)
* Troy (Toverland, Netherlands)
* Fury (Bobbejaanland, Belgium)
* The Incredible Hulk Coaster (Universal Islands of Adventure, USA)
* Dueling Dragons (Universal Islands of Adventure, USA)
* Expedition Everest (Disney's Animal Kingdom, USA)

The answer to almost all of these types of questions is either:

* by complete accident, or
* someone doing something willingly and all the others thinking he's crazy

The quality of my League of Legends matches has decreased tremendously ever since the whole quarantine business started.

Not necessarily school itself, but playing Mario Kart DS with my friends during every recess was pretty great.

Animal Crossing mellows me out something fierce.

boxington posted...

is that a Komodo Dragon, or whatever you call it?

if so, can't they be really dangerous?

Nah, Komodo Dragons are like three times as big as that lizard.

And yeah, Komodo Dragons are fucking hardcore.

EffectAndCause posted...

New Hope = Good
Empire Strikes Back = Great
Return Of The Jedi = Good
Phantom Menace = Trash
Attack Of The Clones = Trash
Revenge Of The Sith = Good
Force Awakens = Meh
Last Jedi = Trash
Rise Of Skywalker = Trash

Fixed it.

My Gamecube still sees fairly regular use, simply because it's the best console for local multiplayer with friends.

And that's just the people that got tested. There could easily be THOUSANDS more that have it but haven't been tested.

House Party. I saw someone play it on YouTube and the story was pretty funny, but he never finished it. It was only like 15 bucks so I bought it and played it.

I'm partial to the Ceratopsids and their crazy-ass headgear. I mean, look at some of these:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Styracosaurus_BW.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Kosmoceratops_NT_small.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Diabloceratops_NT.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Machairoceratops_NT_small.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Rubeosaurus_ovatus.png/1280px-Rubeosaurus_ovatus.png
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Einiosaurus_BW.jpg

It's fascinating how evolution works.

Parappa09 posted...

what type of food do you cook in your restaurant?

It's sort of an upscale fastfood restaurant. Everything from fries and traditional fried Dutch snacks to sandwiches, burgers, salads, ribs, salmon, chicken, pizza.

Apparently food delivery is still allowed. It's better than nothing, I suppose.

Sphyx posted...

Unaffordable housing is a serious issue in NZ, and the cost of living is getting much worse.
Also, we have consistently had a big problem with suicide rates.

And, y'know, the entire country being on fire for weeks on end probably doesn't help either.

Number 4 represent!

Slaya4 posted...

Lol literally bat soup? Come on guys, seriously? Ya'll for real believe that?

They eat dogs and cats over there. Why wouldn't they eat bats?

cmiller4642 posted...

Come to the US, half the population doesn't believe in Coronavirus here because of Trump.

I just can't believe how he manages to outperform his own stupidity every single time.

The Dutch government has ordered all restaurants, bars, schools etcetera to close and remain closed until April 6th.

I'm fucked.

Vicious_Dios posted...

LMFAO, for real forreal fr

Who the FUCK is this motherfucker.

https://youtu.be/tuL4IaCf4qM

He's the dude who turned down a threesome to pick up Marvel VS Capcom 3 at the midnight launch.

Frolex posted...

Being transgender is not a personality disorder.

It literally used to be called "gender identity disorder" up until 2013, and they only renamed it because of the negative implications of the word "disorder", hence gender dysphoria.

hockeybub89 posted...

Welp guess we should stop treating kids for anything. They don't fully comprehend mental disorders or the true meaning of pain. Better let them ride out the pain and they can choose to have and treat it when they are adults

I've seen some bullshit in this thread, but you're taking the cake, my man. Transitioning is one hell of an impactful procedure, and there are plenty of trans people that end up regretting it and killing themselves over it later. And here you are, putting it on the same level as putting a cast on a broken arm or something.

viewmaster_pi posted...

i'm afraid this means you hate trans people

Not at all. I don't give much of a shit either way. But I don't see why it needs to be celebrated. You don't see people applauding schizophrenia, bipolarism or other personality disorders.

shockthemonkey posted...

Forcing trans kids to undergo dysphoric puberty is not protecting them. Refusing to treat a medical issue is not protecting them.

They don't need surgery and hormone treatments. They need therapy.

viewmaster_pi posted...

careful, i got modded for """trolling""" for saying this

Yeah, it's not my first rodeo with the mods either. Either you're on the "stunning and brave" bandwagon with them, or they shut you down for not viewing the world through their rose-colored glasses.

shockthemonkey posted...

If you were sincere about protecting kids then youd give a shit about protecting trans kids too

but way to ignore my point, which is that you can do more against abusive parenting without outlawing medical practices that help children

Not letting trans kids get pumped full of hormones and surgically altered isn't protecting them?

They can wait until they're 18 as far as I'm concerned. Kids don't know what they want and change what they want on a whim. Once they're adults and they are fully capable of understanding what they're going to put themselves through and what the consequences are, then they can go ahead with it if that's really what they want.

Machete posted...

I agree. "bUt SjW jUsT wAnT pRiDe pOiNtS" is garbage fake news propaganda rhetoric straight from places like stormfront and infowars.

Sure. There are absolutely no parents that parade their trans kid around like a fucking showdog.

/s

They're not allowing audiences at professional League of Legends matches any more.

TheRealDill2016 posted...

Didnt a doctor say that he is exceedingly healthy and could live to 200 if he fixed his diet? Why would this disease put him at risk?

I don't care how healthy you are, NOBODY is able to live to be 200 years old.

I'm fine with this. Kids don't know what the fuck they want, and these liberal SJW parents are way too damn quick to label their kid as transgender these days in the hopes of scoring pride points. "Oh, my 4-year-old son picked a Barbie doll off the shelf at Walmart once, guess he's trans now".

They can do to themselves whatever the fuck they want once they turn 18.

If your kid can't stay at home alone without causing trouble, then that's a flaw in your parenting. Whenever I was home alone all day as a kid, I just played video games all day and ordered pizza. It's not rocket science.

League of Legends and Monster Hunter World

A Monster Hunter-esque game with League characters would be pretty dope.

The other options are Emperor Trump or a dirty commie.

Yep. A family that lives about a mile away went skiing in Northern Italy and brought it back with them.

Nice.

The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes

Kitt posted...

I didn't know Jim Sterling had a side gig as a Hitman.

If he did, he'd be going after Todd Howard, Bobby Kotick and Andrew Wilson instead.

Some family from the small town that I live on the outskirts of got back from skiing in Northern Italy and brought the virus with them. Lovely.

RIP me I guess.

They need to bring back letting teachers swat kids with a ruler.

One (that I know of). My mom's best friend who died of cancer at age 49.

I don't need one. I get more than enough fulfillment from watching Ink Master and seeing all the stupid shit people want put on their bodies.

SSJCAT posted...

but the hippo was fine after being tackled by a fuckin elephant

Doesn't change the fact that an elephant can effortlessly bowl over a hippo while the hippo can't do a damn thing to the elephant. The elephant is twice as tall and three times as heavy.

I mean, if anyone's good at sneaking into a place and busting people out, it's the person who can shrink to near-microscopic size and can fly.

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