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Saw this just now. 14 years old is insane.

MOUNT HOREB, Wis. (AP) Witnesses described children fleeing after the sound of gunshots near a Wisconsin middle school where authorities said an active shooter who never got inside was neutralized outside the building Wednesday. There were no reported injuries to those inside the school.
But police remained on the scene hours later, and Mount Horeb Area School District had only announced plans to release younger students from a nearby elementary school. In a post on Facebook, the district said remaining students would stay in schools while the police continue their investigation.
For panicked kids and their parents, the initial incident and the wait to be reunited was terrifying. Parents described children hiding in closets, afraid to communicate on cell phones, and one middle schooler said his class initially fled the school gym on in-line skates.

The district used Facebook posts throughout the day to give updates, with the earliest coming around 11:30 a.m. and reporting that all district schools were on lockdown. Authorities in Mount Horeb said without giving details that the alleged assailant was harmed, and witnesses described hearing gunshots and seeing dozens of children running.

More than four hours later, school buses remained lined up for blocks outside the middle school and authorities had used police tape to surround the middle school, the nearby high school and playing fields between the two buildings.

An initial search of the middle school has not yielded additional suspects, a post around noon said. As importantly, we have no reports of individuals being harmed, with the exception of the alleged assailant.
Earlier, the district posted that the threat has been neutralized outside of the building but didnt elaborate on what had happened at the school in Mount Horeb, some 25 miles (40 kilometers) west of the state capital of Madison.

Jeanne Keller said she heard about five gunshots while in her shop The Quilting Jeanne, just down the block from the campus that includes the middle school.
It was maybe like pow-pow-pow-pow, Keller told The Associated Press by phone. I thought it was fireworks. I went outside and saw all the children running ... I probably saw 200 children.
One middle schooler said his class was in the school gym practicing in-line skating when they heard gunshots.
Max Kelly, 12, said his teacher told the class to get out of the school. He said they skated to a street, ditched their in-line skates and ran to a nearby convenience store and gas station and hid in a bathroom.
Kelly was reunited with his parents and sat on a hillside with them early Wednesday afternoon waiting for his younger siblings to be released from their own schools. He still wore socks, his shoes left behind.
I dont think anywhere is safe anymore, said his mother, 32-year-old Alison Kelly.
Police in Mount Horeb said they could not immediately provide information. A person who answered the phone at the school district office declined comment. The Dane County Sheriffs office directed reporters to a staging area but had not provided updates hours after the school district first alerted families about the incident.

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I remember always seeing Virtua Cop in the arcades. I wish I'd played it. Heck, I wish SEGA was still making the Virtua series in general. Their trajectory as a company is just depressing.

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Gimme giant robots and nonsensical names of games pls

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Imagine thinking this after 2023, the greatest year in gaming since

Smartphones becoming affordable ruined the timeline

wish that was the remaster we got

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Season 9 was the best Simpsons season is what you're saying?

Go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy

I'm not afraid to die

If you think Indian curry is thick just wait until you see Japanese curry

I've literally never thought about this enough to have a least favorite, and I now look down upon anybody who has.