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alex jones isn't in the gop
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90s kids got enough ads through nickeleodeon
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i wish i had a sexy asian mom to dominate me
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and in my experience the people who most want to move out are degenerates who want privacy to do drugs and have premarital sex
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yeah

in most of human history throughout all cultures multigenerational homes have been the norm

it's only recently in America that landlords and bankers have spread the meme that you need to move out the second you turn 18
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https://imgur.com/HksFFCv
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DK9292 posted...

EVERY generation will complain that the following generation is "spoiled" or "entitled".

well what does that tell you

society is constantly becoming more degenerate
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https://imgur.com/qiZcPzK
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service industry people love jokes

https://imgur.com/sfUoJSu
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that would be racist
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Vyrulisse posted...

What's creepy about watching some softball? I don't understand.

only Chad gets to watch softball
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Chicken posted...

Clearly youre creeping out the women. Stop creeping them out.

females need to stop being creeped out by the mere presence of a man
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Mr_Karate_II posted...

Why do you go if you don't know anyone that plays?

I just love softball

Des_Proxy posted...

IANAL but you can sue and the judge will laugh you out of court

what if I just refuse to leave the public park? is there anything they can do?
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I have been going to women's softball games for the last few months. These are at public parks.

Last night I was sitting in the bleachers and one of the coaches came over and asked me who I was there to see. I said "I just love softball" he asked me to leave and not come back

is this legal? it was in public
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https://imgur.com/Rw4cVmc
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Esrac posted...

Sometimes I think I'm one of maybe half a dozen regular posters here that has a wife or girlfriend.

normies get out

reeeeeeeeeeeee
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yes i am an incel and i want to ask you a question

what do you think causes me more psychological trauma:

1) being an incel

2) people on the internet making fun of me for being an incel

the answer is 2, so please stop making topics like this in the furure
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how do they get the caffeine out of there, and where does it go?
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nevershine posted...

This topic speaks volumes of truth

my man

*internet high five*
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https://imgur.com/JK6oYK2
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you young people don't understand

a nice poop is the greatest pleasure in life once you reach 50
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yeah

im unemployed and live with my mom
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has anyone else heard this
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what's the deal with let's plays

it bottles my mind why people waste time watching strangers play videogames on the internet
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no

he let the romans kill him
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yunalenne10 posted...

Why don't you read the receipt?

im illiterate
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do they have tofu tendies or something
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>pizza party at work
>eat maybe 9 or 10 pieces
>on my last one this roastie Stacy says "I think you've had enough"
>rest of colleagues agree and say they only had 2 or 3 while "you had like 15"
>stutter out a weak explanation saying i didn't eat all day.
>awkward silence and I leave

What the heck is the point of advertising a pizza party if you're going to police what people eat.
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A friend of mine is hosting some Japanese high school exchange students for a few weeks here in the Seattle area. And those kids must be entertained. Of course, since they are in America, they must be entertained in a stereotypical American style.

So, I'm coming up empty here. Visit a cheese factory? Go bowling? Elk hunting?
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ASithLord7 posted...

Schulzs signature is right on that strip ffs

i can't read cursive because im a millennial
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but they have the least satisfying afterlives
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https://imgur.com/z1P0X6S
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The dell dude got arrested
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Antifar posted...

Have you noticed that it's 90 fucking degrees out?

Being uncomfortable is part of being a mature adult
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People look like slobs everywhere they go. Everybody's rude, too. People swear all the time, and you can forget about being addressed as "Mr." or "sir". There's no respect for anyone.
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Zikten posted...

I'm always worried about accidental OD. if I get confused and can't remember if i took a pill, I just skip that day

Art Bell had severe back pain tho
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https://lasvegassun.com/news/2018/aug/01/sheriff-radio-host-art-bell-died-of-prescription-o/

Art Bell, a former syndicated AM radio host best known for nightly shows in the 1990s featuring paranormal themes and conspiracy theories, died of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs, authorities in Nevada said Wednesday.

An autopsy found the 72-year-old Bell's death April 13 at home in rural Pahrump was from "multiple drug intoxication from his own lawfully prescribed prescriptions," Nye County Sheriff Sharon Wehrly's office said in a brief Facebook announcement . It called the death an accidental overdose.

Clark County Coroner John Fudenberg, whose office in Las Vegas handled the medical examination, said Bell had the painkillers oxycodone and hydrocodone, the sedative diazepam and the muscle-relaxant carisoprodol in his system.

High blood pressure and the lung disease chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder were additional "significant conditions" in Bell's death, Fudenberg said.

The coroner said there was no indication of foul play.


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https://imgur.com/FSGQeOX
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life would be so much better
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tossing multiple items

wtf that shouldnt be a crime
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https://imgur.com/JK6oYK2
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Pluggers are self-deprecating and have a healthy sense of humor about themselves. They represent the majority of us who don't live for the latest trend, who keep plugging along without fanfare and try to balance work, play and family life.
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https://imgur.com/fcNw9PT
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Calwings posted...

Jose Fernandez

he was a degenerate drug addict who endangered others with his reckless behavior
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none

if your life is so sad and empty that you literally feel an emotional attachment to celebrities, i feel bad for you
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https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/17/ideal-retirement-age-for-millennials.html

theyre so entitled -_-
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