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Topicsonic adventure 1 and 2 both suck
Pepys Monster
09/05/17 6:45:34 PM
#13
Godnorgosh posted...
Sonic is literally slower than the fat old doctor he always tussles with but never truly defeats. He's an embarrassment of a character. What a mess.

How is he slower?
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TopicAll of my friends are stoners.
Pepys Monster
09/05/17 4:19:58 PM
#1
What does this mean?
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TopicIf no one liked your Facebook status
Pepys Monster
09/05/17 12:36:17 AM
#1
What does that mean? When you really think about it.
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TopicHottest gif you'll see all YEAR
Pepys Monster
09/04/17 11:43:36 PM
#31
Is she even 21? She looks 16.
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TopicWhat's a good phone I should buy?
Pepys Monster
09/04/17 4:48:56 PM
#3
Well, I could buy an S8 or an S8+. But they're pretty pricey. Anyone else?
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TopicWhat's a good phone I should buy?
Pepys Monster
09/04/17 3:30:06 PM
#1
My phone is a piece of **** Nexus 5X.
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TopicGirls are a dime a dozen
Pepys Monster
09/04/17 2:32:56 PM
#6
If there's enough for everyone, why do they all have boyfriends?
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TopicWhy haven't you learned a form of self defense?
Pepys Monster
09/04/17 1:52:37 PM
#12
I have. But it's probably not enough. I should probably go through another MMA phase and get better.
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TopicWhy are anal and eating ass so popular among millennials?
Pepys Monster
09/04/17 1:27:27 PM
#32
Guys rimming girls is weird. But girls rimming guys is acceptable.
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TopicWent on my first Tinder date where I'm not positive I'm attracted to the girl
Pepys Monster
09/03/17 3:47:38 PM
#42
MFBKBass5 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
If you are like most CEmen, then you absolutely should see her again... No reason not to.
You could do FAR worse...


Haha I'm not like most CEmen. The girls I've dated in the past have all been very attractive. Usually size 2s, blonde or redhead, etc...

Get out, normie.
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TopicWent on my first Tinder date where I'm not positive I'm attracted to the girl
Pepys Monster
09/03/17 3:31:28 AM
#18
Imagine getting a Tinder date. Imagine the girl actually liking you. Imagine her being that attractive. Now imagine coming to GameFAQs.com to complain about it.
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TopicSocial awkwardness and intelligence go hand in hand.
Pepys Monster
09/01/17 12:12:44 AM
#1
The more socially awkward you are, the more intelligent you are and vice versa.
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TopicIs it possible for a narcissist to be a good person?
Pepys Monster
08/31/17 2:42:03 PM
#1
What do you think?
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TopicThe koreans srsly do it right by encouraging plastic surgery.
Pepys Monster
08/30/17 11:29:28 PM
#20
WalkingLobsters posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Look at what happened to Michael Jackson.

necessary minority loss

What?
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TopicThe koreans srsly do it right by encouraging plastic surgery.
Pepys Monster
08/30/17 11:06:41 PM
#13
Look at what happened to Michael Jackson.
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TopicAbout to turn 30 any ideas?
Pepys Monster
08/30/17 5:13:48 PM
#4
What day of the week is your birthday? That would help us come up with ideas.
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TopicEven fat chicks get tons of messages on dating sites.
Pepys Monster
08/30/17 4:39:40 PM
#10
It's a numbers game, TC. But also, focus on a hobby you love and get really good at it. Women will be impressed.
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TopicWho is a girl that many male nerds have a crush on?
Pepys Monster
08/30/17 4:05:00 PM
#1
Daenerys?
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TopicI want to have a great body.
Pepys Monster
08/30/17 2:46:56 PM
#24
clearaflagrantj posted...
Balrog0 posted...
WhinyZach posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
Blastia posted...
steroids


Unfortunately you still have to workout even if you take steroids =_((


Nah, you'll gain more muscle sitting on the couch on certain steroids, than a natural lifter will going to the gym for 3 months.


@clearaflagrantj posted a study showing this was the case sometime recently

Yup.

Steroids WITHOUT lifting let you gain muscle twice as fast as natty lifting, three times if you take steroids + work out

Then your hair falls out, your balls shrink, your body's natural testosterone production shuts down, and you feel your pecs every day, worried about growing man boobs despite taking precautions. Not worth it.
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TopicDo you care about Texas or the hurricane?
Pepys Monster
08/29/17 3:05:17 PM
#2
Of course.
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TopicWhy was Tigger in the toilet?
Pepys Monster
08/28/17 2:42:31 PM
#2
That was pretty good. Keep the standup comedy coming.
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TopicThis board was too hard on Johnny Berba.
Pepys Monster
08/04/17 3:01:37 AM
#1
He only wanted to help people.
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TopicITT I ask 40 girls if they want to fuck on Tinder
Pepys Monster
08/01/17 8:39:57 PM
#11
It's just crazy enough to work.
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TopicI think a lot of the reason why neckbeard/foreveralone guys can't get girls is
Pepys Monster
06/05/17 6:55:57 PM
#6
Mernardi posted...
Neckbeards are honestly 4/5's going for 8/9/10's and getting pissed when they're rejected.

Everyone tells them "just be confident!" so they take that advice.
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TopicAnother teen is auctioning off her virginity again
Pepys Monster
05/30/17 6:22:18 PM
#12
Imagine if male virginity was worth $112,000. lmao
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TopicIs there a term for straight dudes who are into lesbians?
Pepys Monster
05/30/17 5:42:16 PM
#46
Lesbro
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TopicHow would you react if a cute guy grabbed your butt in public
Pepys Monster
05/12/17 5:38:17 PM
#11
I would punch him, because that's sexual harassment.
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Topic200 million and an empire of your own... But John Wick is coming for you.
Pepys Monster
04/28/17 3:43:17 AM
#50
I send that black guy to kill John Wick. It's basically a stalemate.
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TopicIt all comes down to looks.
Pepys Monster
04/11/17 3:02:03 AM
#1
Personality never mattered to women.
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Topicwhenever i can't go out, it's like women smell it and start texting me nonstop
Pepys Monster
04/09/17 2:19:30 AM
#2
No_U_L7 posted...
and 3 girls have texted me to hang out tonight

Brag topic.
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TopicLiterally only nerds "cord cut" from cable
Pepys Monster
04/08/17 3:10:30 PM
#62
"Cord cutter"? What? Only old people have cable. Young people use Youtube and Netflix.
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TopicHow do you ask out a girl?
Pepys Monster
04/04/17 8:15:34 PM
#46
awesome999 posted...
Anyway, there is a drug for social anxiety but I don't think it's a good idea to mention here. I mean, do you really want to depend on a drug something you should be doing naturally?

Even that can't help you if you don't have big muscles. Why would a woman want a confident guy without a ripped physique when she can just go on Tinder and find a guy who has both confidence AND muscles?
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TopicHow do you ask out a girl?
Pepys Monster
04/04/17 5:35:28 PM
#42
Syncronous posted...
I couldn't do it. I was too nervous and sweaty. How do I stop getting so nervous? Whenever I look at her I either want to propose to her or bow down and say "I'm not worthy." How do you build confidence? Is there medication you can take for that?

Confidence is meaningless unless you have the big muscles to back it up. You might as well get it over with quickly by saying "I like you" and waiting for the bitter sting of rejection.
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TopicHow do you ask out a girl?
Pepys Monster
04/04/17 3:19:25 AM
#33
Are you tall and ripped? Then literally any approach will work.

If not? Then literally nothing you do will work.
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TopicI dislike it when movies and shows make evil something hereditary
Pepys Monster
03/30/17 5:01:42 PM
#2
But it was funny when Scott Evil became evil.
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TopicMan charged for sending 2 of his wives dressed as ninjas to kill teenage victim
Pepys Monster
03/05/17 5:02:23 AM
#65
This guy could be the villain in a MacGruber sequel.
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