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Lol web shooters. Lool organic webbing

Why it happened

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Wtf is with these ads

Before they become that term, what were they for?

Tyranthraxus posted...

Sure but there's pretty much nothing animals do to each other that humans aren't doing magnitudes worse.

Of course the way the some birds lay eggs is kinda fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5JjTls5kUI

Its a common thing for reptiles to lay their eggs in other birds nests. Snakes do it all too often

Wouldn't they rather marry me and have me for a sugar husband instead lol

I mean, the switch can't leave the house for more than an hour so it doesn't do much in handheld mode either...

Have you heard the modeling stories where it starts off as the agency tricking them into regular modeling, then nude modeling, then straight up sex?

Thought it was a cliche but that actually happens sometimes, some really are that gullible

And what was it from?

Even throwing the controller in a huff?

During parts in the game that make you want to rage quit

https://youtube.com/shorts/hnRm4zlWea4

Wtf there was a thud. That thud was heart wrenching

Been playing video games nonstop the past year to numb myself and try to avoid the past crappy year in addition to all my other problems

Now that its 2021... it all came crashing down on me

Was anyone really surprised at the snow episode where Dwight terrorizes Jim and completely owns him with the snowballs and the everything?

This question for @ jim haters especially.

Suddenly, jigs in smash makes sense

KamenRiderBlade posted...

Why is anybody giving her money when there is so much free porn on the internet?

I been wanting an answer to this question for years.

How is it possible to be competent enough to have a job/disposable income but dumb enough to pay for just staring at a bunch of pixels on a screen.

Like not even paying for sex and actual physical companionship. Just the idea of it on a screen.

It boggles the mind.

I know school days was. I even watched the sex scenes in the game out of curiosity. They really do show genitalia and everything.

Was black Bible black also a game before becoming the most famous hentai of all time?

https://youtube.com/shorts/NMEzXG5OFBw

Or even just your room

https://youtube.com/shorts/TvhUhBmHrN0

When you realize the 2 are holding hands, max dawww points.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/07/93/60079395639e86985da71b9d45a8919d.jpg

I think she looks half Hispanic half black?

For those new gens of pokemon you ever wonder if they design their shiny in tandem with the actual pokemon design? How do they decide which will be the shiny color and which will be the normal color

pegusus123456 posted...

Yeah, stuff like shiny Snorlax is such a ripoff. You only notice the difference if you see a normal and shiny side-by-side.

Holy crap and I thought Pikachu was bad.

So this is how the world ends

Do people ever think of themselves as being a cliche sometimes

I wasn't even looking forward to it that much since it is just a prequel (or is it midquel?)

Its just that I really wanted to see more mcu since its been over a year with no mcu content.

Charizard is hella cool, but what's weird is that Pikachu, the Pokmon's mascot, is literally just a different shade of yellow for its shiny version. So bizarre

Been noticing this trend when I want to see what a shiny version looks like only to be slightly disappointed that it's just a greenish hue

It was all I had. My day off work was wasted and I just been depressed all week

Wtf??? Something about content being not verified? New policy?

Some more hilarious videos:

https://youtu.be/B3iMW7m4DZM

That is pretty awesome, but it begs the question who would want to pirate Mario Party ds. Didn't even know they made a ds version of the series.

LostForest posted...

This, 10 million percent.

I feel like the majority of people that are actually into ASMR don't enjoy the creepy kissing/erotic ones. It's really fucking frustrating.

I think what happened is a certain chunk of the ASMR community is a bunch of lonely nerds who don't actually experience it that much, if at all. Or rather they just like the personal attention/intimacy that it emulates. And so as pretty white girls became the norm, many of them realized if they turn it into borderline risque sexy shit, it attracts more of that audience, and gets them more revenue.

Me personally, I can't stand it. Just make cool tapping noises and videos about turning pages and I'm all set lol. (Most of my favorite channels are dudes anyway.)

This is a big reason I've been noticing. Like, did no one get asmr from that scene in Harry Potter?

https://youtu.be/FN2v-ZIr_6E

As opposed to... ?

Choco posted...

"i don't wanna buy a switch for just 10 games waahhh"

Try 5 games lol. Still not an excuse

Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

I think you could potentially write speedsters to maybe have to be super careful as a way to offset how broken they are.

Mention how risk of injury increases exponentially compared to speed. Sorta like how the faster you are traveling in a vehicle and you have an impact, the more dangerous the impact is.

Not that they are frail, just something that makes some sense without being too overly contrived.

So world of cardboard speech from superman by Justice league unlimited?

jeffhardyb0yz posted...

You mess with Spider-Man, you mess with New York!

Shrugs call it what you will, but there's a reason that works so so much better than a guy psyching himself up.

Feels like it really shows how the new generation is so much more individualistic compared to the old days where the scene would have people or close loved ones cheering him on and saying "you can do it Spiderman!" But when he says it himself it comes across as super conceited imo. Just how I interpreted it.

refmon posted...

I stopped watching it when Jess went on leave and Megan Fox joined the cast but by that point it already lost its charm. The characters all turn very annoying

Yeah she's a terrible actress and her overly plastic face is hideous to look at.

I'd rank them as: season 1 and 2 are good

Season 3 gets a little weaker but starts to improve by the end

Season 4 is a return to form and hilarity

Season 5 is super weak especially with you know who

Season 6 drags

Season 7 we're way past ready for it to be over.

But first 4 seasons imo are fun and I rewatch every few years

Ironic, girls are the one that hate this kinda show and the manic pixie dream girl trope. Or at least, certain kinds of girls.

This show got a lot of hate in the beginning for said trope. But I once saw a clip with lizzy caplan that sold me on the show and decided to watch it.

And I liked it, though I'll admit I almost exclusively watch it for the 3 guys. Jake Schmidt and Winston make the show.

Zikten posted...

didn't he save a bunch of people on a ferry in a different scene though?

He literally made the situation worse and iron man ended up having to bail him out/save the day. I think that's another problem with the movie, the establishment of other heroes in that universe provides the same problem that thor 2 and cap 2 and iron man 3 had.

Tom Holland peter Parker is such a selfish zoomer type. It feels especially reinforced in the climax. The climactic battle is just him... under a heavy object that he has to lift. Just to save himself.

True the original trilogy overdid it with needing to rescue Mary Jane and her constant screaming, but homecoming made me realize why a damsel in distress or anyone to rescue is important. It makes the stakes higher and shows the hero's selflessness. The difference between a superhero just saving his own skin and saving someone else is astronomical.

Remind me was Palpatine in the phantom menace/ did he interact with anakin

I feel like no one mentions how hot January Jones is, especially in her prime

Kajagogo posted...

Ephemeral Rift and Phoenician Sailor are pretty good for role play/talking ASMR.

MessageASMR is good for just sounds.

https://youtu.be/BR0JFDJ2qRc

Totally. Also this new guy, Jim asmr, is absolutely amazing

https://youtu.be/BXfLAPb2ryY