Lurker > Muscles

ZangsBeard posted...

3 months then.

Yeah no, I'm interested in someone else

rexcrk posted...

How long have you known this person?

Like 3-4 months

ZangsBeard posted...

How long before this goes from "Roommates" to "Crush"?

It won't for a few reasons, the main one being that I fall for girls fast and hard not months after we become friends

Cacciato posted...

Nice man! 274th times the charm!

I thought you only used that line in my crush topics, not sure how its relevant here

I originally planned on saving up a lot and moving out on my own next year at some point but I was hanging out with a coworker today and she wants to move out and be roommates so we're gonna start looking at places sometime later this week or next week. I have the money to move out with a roommate so that's not a problem.

Feels good to finally be making plans to move out, I've tried in the past and well shit happened that set me back so it never ended up being financially viable until recently.

HornedLion posted...

@adjl
Youre a smart guy what is it called when someone intentionally oversimplifies or misrepresents something in order to distort the truth?

Modern unions are a scam meant to steal money from the workers

Edgy teenager me thought it was so cool

Yay paying a fee that keeps lazy fucks around

I'm not one of Jen's simps but even I can see she's in the right here

Also if you are the roommate's gf why would you even want to be there?

I don't like seafood at all so red Robin

Yes, I took some good lessons from religion (like the good Samaritan story) but overall I think it's some bs

What I miss most are the crunchwrap sliders

JigsawTDCII posted...

@Muscles

I don't eat seafood in general

Grass is a good type, it's one of 2 that can take out the op water type, also works on rock and ground which are super common, is you don't have something to counter fire, flying, ice, bug and poison you need a better team

Yeah but it's just a shitty water pokemon, grass doesn't have the competition that water does for good pokemon

The other 2 deserve the hate they get, but Simisage would have a much better reputation if it wasn't part of a bad trio

hera posted...

id demolish everyone at pokemon and Mario party

Imagine a pokemon party game

Also Poke smash bros?

Rhode Island, the Dakotas and Montana are fake now? What other states are fake?

I'm down to dad bod territory and am treated a lot better than I used to, though I guess it could also be my more positive attitude too. Are people generally nicer to non fattys?

I can barely remember what it's like, it's been so long

How long until the boss has an alt? What about the boss's wife? We need their fake input too

OhhhJa posted...

Empty space within our universe may be infinite but I don't believe the matter within is

We're not talking about within our universe, our universe is just 1 tiny little sliver of the multiverse

To a place where blind men see

What happens if you have a stp on the 500th post? Does 1 of them randomly get bumped or what?

Every song in South Park reminds me of said episode, like Holy Diver reminds me of Hooked on Monkey Phonics, Love is a Battlefield reminds me of Red Man's Greed, Song 2 reminds me of Stanley's Cup, etc.

Drugs

Most things by Blue Oyster Cult, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Slayer, Mushroomhead, among other "spooky" bands

Also the Halloween sound track is one of the best sound tracks ever