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KhlavicLanguage posted...

the super mario 64 jams were pretty good

My favorite SM64 one

There are a few Banjo Kazooie ones too and I think those are incredible and am shook that there aren't more.


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Run 1 was elite, classic, unforgettable content. I don't think I'll ever forget staying up until like 2-3AM watching Zapdos use Drill Peck to beat Gary (forgot what they named him).

Run 2 was much worse and the "memes" felt very forced.

Everything after that was unnecessary.

Also fuck democracy mode.
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Space Jam mashups

This one in particular:



Only 20k views? Are you fucking kidding me? This song is a banger
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EvalAngell posted...

These Younghoes ain't loyal

This is too good to have not been googled
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Butterfiles posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Butterfiles posted...
dump that bitch ass kicker and get with the Y O U N G H O E

I don't know who that is

https://twitter.com/NFLRT/status/905053258087092225

fuck
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No it's fucking awful

They sampled a second song from that album during the morning show today and it was fucking awful too

Yet it's top of the charts for reasons that escape me

It sounds like every other pop song out there today
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Pow Pow Punishment posted...

Every renewal free was $500

what
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I did.

My mom hid the Hydrocodon because she was worried I'd get addicted to it. She would bring them up for the typical one every six hour dosage for a day or two (which only ended up being like 6 pills in total) and "hid" the rest in an easily accessible cabinet. I ended up switching out the rest of the Ibyprofen they gave me with the rest of the Hydros and sold them around my college campus.

EDIT: Oh yeah I guess I should probably talk about the surgery itself

The procedure itself was a breeze. They stuck an IV in (which I hated because I hate needles), but literally 10 seconds passed and I remember waking up and the nurse saying "all done!"

As darkknight said though the worst part is the fallout. It really doesn't hurt much. Mainly just some dull soreness for a few days and having to keep the gauze in to stop the bleeding. I didn't get a dry socket, but I heard those hurt like shit.
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First thing that came to mind was Dead Poet's Society
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The MLB in general? Sure. There are a few nitpicks here and there, like the umpires having too much power and the lack of motivation to push for an electronic strike zone, but otherwise I have no problem with the MLB.

I'm a Royals fan though so I'd like the MLB even more if they could just throw us a few wins to get us into that wild card spot.
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Shh don't tell them or they'll realize their Facebook profile themes are pointless
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RuthlessBadger posted...

On season 4. About to watch The Mountain and the Viper.

great scene
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Smarkil posted...

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FellWolf posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Anything family related is an automatic hard pass in porn

What about non blood related step siblings

Same. Even the remote possibility of including a familial element for absolutely no reason is just fucked up.

What about a second cousin?

Everyone has a line where the relation is far enough off that it doesn't matter. Otherwise we're all technically related since we were spawned from Adam and Eve or whatever.

I'm just giving my two cents that any relation is creepy

If you have to ask, it's probably not okay.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

You gotta finger it knuckle deep

no

snesmaster40 posted...

You ever seen that scene in Alien?

no
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MabusIncarnate posted...

My receivers aren't the strongest, but I wound up with Tom Brady, LeSean McCoy, and Christian McCaffrey at RB. Davante Adams and Fitzgerald are my starting WR and Jordan Reed at TE.

Are you PPR? I can't speak too much for Adams, but Fitz is a PPR machine.

Butterfiles posted...

dump that bitch ass kicker and get with the Y O U N G H O E

I don't know who that is

Croutonman posted...

No need for 2 Def, QB and TE. Could have had more depth at RB instead.

Eh, Bills D and Zach Miller were my last and second-to-last picks, respectively (with Rivers being my fourth-to-last).

Bills D is just for this week since the Chiefs are facing the Patriots. They'll be gone after this. My thinking about those other two backups though is as it pertains to their respective byes. Zach Miller plays Green Bay, which is likely to be a high scoring game and thus requiring the Bears to throw a lot, making him an enticing fill-in for Kelce's bye. Rivers is the same - Chargers play the Patriots during Mariota's bye, making Rivers a nice appeal for huge yardage and potentially garbage time TDs (assuming it doesn't get so bad that they pull him).

The way I see it is, the RBs that WERE left during those picks were just low-risk low-reward lottery tickets, like the rookie from the Saints (competing with Mark Ingram and AP) and some other RBBC guys who, even if their counterparts get hurt, still won't be all that appealing despite getting the lion's share of carries.
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12-team full PPR
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Melonfarms posted...

Soap and a washcloth.
Also, you could have a small piece of dirt stuck in there or something.

So do you like stick the washcloth in there? Or just kinda rub around the area and let the soapy water drip in naturally? I imagine it's a lot like the eardrum where if you stick anything in there too far it can get irritated.
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FellWolf posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Anything family related is an automatic hard pass in porn

What about non blood related step siblings

Same. Even the remote possibility of including a familial element for absolutely no reason is just fucked up.
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darkphoenix181 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Imagine shelling out money and time for something totally free

your mom is free but too bad for you that you gotta waste time and money to impress a girl to get in a relationship

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Melonfarms posted...

You just gross. Clean your hole.

How? I run water through it in the shower every day
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Imagine shelling out money and time for something totally free
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Am I dying?
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Whenever I have work events to fly to, I try and fly out the night before, rather than early morning the day of. My thought process is that if you fly early morning, that means getting up early AF and hitting the ground running, despite being awake early and just getting off a flight (which can be draining in itself when you include transportation to the airport, security, keeping track of luggage, etc.).

So I fly out the night before, shell out an extra $150 or so for another hotel night, and sleep in that morning to be refreshed for the day's events.
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Anything family related is an automatic hard pass in porn
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God damn I just noticed that I'm even getting 5th wheeled (sorta) for workplace foosball recently.

The way the desks are set up, I'm sorta towards the end of the aisle, which has 8 desks in total. The two in front always are locks because the boss (the one who typically initiates games and throws hissy fits if he doesn't get to play). So typically what happens is, boss walks up and confirms the first two, then just walks down the aisle and grabs the next guy (person across from him doesn't play). He's always game. So that just leaves me as the next man up.

Annoying this is, there's a sixth guy who sits in a different aisle who is also always game, but he always works from home. Otherwise I'd just grab him and say hey we got winners. But nope. 5th wheel for life.
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Imagine thinking this ever works

Like what would happen if this ever actually killed a main antagonist

"Hey Goku thanks for saving the world, how did it end?"

"Oh I just fired a bunch of small energy blasts at him and got lucky to see his corpse when the smoke cleared."

yawn
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Why are people taking this topic seriously

I'll hang up and listen
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#VagueFAQs
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The Admiral posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

The Admiral posted...

Given the post-Ray Rice attitude, definitely not.

You sound confident. Are you up to date on why it's so cloudy at this point?

Yep, and I know that the league realizes what would happen if they give Elliott the benefit of the doubt and new info comes out after like it did with Rice. They'd rather be cautiously wrong and suspend him than risk another TMZ incident.

Do you think another injunction, delaying the suspension to next year (Brady / deflategate), is a possibility?
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I was about to go sleep yesterday and I hear the husband talking to the wife on the phone( she is a Flight Attendant chick ), this guy said he been wondering wtf is up and decided to follow her every step. To the point he found her flight plans and she been going places with a co worker lol.

Guess what happens next, the co worker is on the 3 way phone call saying why are you on my personal info, the lady can be heard defending the guy the expected "we are just friends", husband screams
hey fool I was tailing you that night you took her to the restaurant, my home has a outside camera and recorded you coming to pick her up at my house when I was work.

Then says I got your flight plans don't ask how, I know people in your job ( at the airport ) and it shows
you and my wife went first class to Puerto Rico, Atlanta & Australia,


This is a young couple btw, no more than 25 each one of these arranged Indian family marriages,
I expected this to go left, I remember in a cook out she was kinda acting weird, said excuse her she has a "Bollywood mindset".
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The Admiral posted...

Given the post-Ray Rice attitude, definitely not.

You sound confident. Are you up to date on why it's so cloudy at this point?
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https://www.sbnation.com/2017/8/29/16151642/ezekiel-elliott-timeline-domestic-violence-police-report-nfl-suspension-appeal
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1.) Nickelback
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*or 5th or 7th or whatever

Back in high school was my worst. I was 5th wheeling at my own house. I was hanging out with two of my best guy friends, one of my best girl friends, and a friend of said female friend. We'll just call them Guy A/B and Girl A/B.

We went out to a hookah bar and lounged for a while, then returned to my house and hung out in the basement to watch movies or whatever.

Now, Guy A eventually hooked up with Girl A, but at the point of this night, I didn't know there was any romantic entanglement. They kept it on the DL. But I did notice some fishiness, where it seemed like Girl A was tickling Guy A because he kept flinching (though shortly after it started, I realized she was grabbing his donger under the blanket).

Meanwhile, on the other two chairs, Guy B and Girl B were being all cutesy together. This one I was a bit more surprised by. These two had never met before, but Girl B was just flopping all over him, like sitting on his lap, etc.

Eventually they started making out and I later learned she gave him a BJ in the back room of the basement.

So at one point, I just switched the movie over to Battlefield 3 because Guy A and Girl A were still there being all "secretly" sexual, so I was like fuck this, I'm playing video games.

Worse off - I had my own female companion with whom all this surrounding romance would have encouraged her to hook up with me too, but she was stuck at a party that was hosted by her best friend, so I was screwed because she obviously wasn't going to ditch her BFF.

It was brutal.

What's your worst time?
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https://days.to/until/nfl-season

https://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/espresso/pumpkin-spice-latte
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giantblimpN7 posted...

Every time. Not even joking

god damn

your right arm must be ripped
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...but the toilet clogs anyways?

Those always make me feel a weird combination of manly and shameful
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If you've seen Breaking Bad, then go with BCS
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CaptainHammer posted...

Philip Rivers, LAC

This is. This is absolutely not right.

Yeah bruh I'm a Chiefs fan and will forever be referring to them as San Diego
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12-team PPR

pls r8 8/8
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lol
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For producing Johnny Manziel
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AlisLandale posted...

Bok_Choi posted...

It's usually against the rules to share food if you are at an all-you-can-eat place

But she didn't order the all-you-can-eat. She ordered the soup.

And in an all you can eat place, nobody cares as long as anybody eating paid to be there. But OP didn't say anything about the boyfriend's order so who know. <_<

These policies exist for a reason. It's to prevent one person from buying the all-you-can-eat deal and just bringing shitloads of food back to 10 people
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Not sure which is more bullshit, the fact that was called excessive celebration, or the fact that the penalty is a wiped away TD
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r/showerthoughts
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Mernardi posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75739018

Idk why everyone is reposting my thread

Wow, I can't believe you would take my thread and copy it by going back in time to post it first.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75739033
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