Lurker > MrMelodramatic

i know you guys are tired of me making topics about this, so this will be my last one.

cant afford rent anymore and today is the final day of my lease. Im Im mostly moved out. I just have 4 pieces of furniture to move, and then trash/cleanup. Should be done in a couple of hours.

Im moving in with my gf and her sister for now, but if I cant afford an apartment by end of September Ill probably move back in with my mom.

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I love having sex with women, but I hate going down? Any tips on what I should do?

I legitimately think Zeus might be a disinformation agent working for some kind of intelligence agency.

If were all being honest here, the board is currently full of awful people. At least most of them are brutally honest about being garbage people. One of the worst anymore is Kanakiri.
Even looking back she was generally a bitter person prior to her transition, so I figured she would evolve into a happier self. But shes just as cruel and unapologetic, like shes now owed respect. Ive reached the point of being done supporting her until she realizes she needs to make some personal character improvements.
It probably doesnt help her that no ones telling her the cold truth that its time for her to make some character improvements. Instead she has sycophants who support a grown woman who continues to behave like a teenager here. Were almost all in our 30s and the board has no new blood, its time we start calling each other out to grow up.

I know I put a memorandum on kana posts, but I let this one slide because 1) its not particularly vulgar or physically-focused, and 2) to show how wild it is that youre this upset/duressed about kana existing? Like ust put her on ignore lmao you dont need to devote so much brain space to disliking someone on the internet. No one else is sending in whole paragraphs about other posters.

I'm cheating my wife since 2 years ago with a girl 14 years younger than she.

I think I give off creepy vibes of some kind and don't know why or how. How can I even tale if people think that of me?

It was me, Dio!

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Probably further down the list

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Almost 0%. Ill probably accidentally catch a few minutes at a bar or in highlight recaps if something really amazing happens

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

no more tags?

did allen whine about tagging?

Feel free to tag ppl yourself if u want.

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Forever Momo;

Surprised to see such an even split

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new policy of not tagging

Fuck you for laughing at me Jen, youre jealous youll never have a great husband like me lol

I have nothing to live for.

I wish zikten would stop running over his siblings..

I have a suspicion that Delta is actually a group of people controlling one account. I have no proof, but no single person can have that many shitty steam games, right?

I didnt get to see exactly what Sunny said, but from what I heard it didnt sound ban worthy. It sounded like he was making a perfectly legitimate observation that there are 13 year olds that have had sex (which there are.) At this point, I am too afraid to say anything for fear of there being a witch hunt against me though.

he wasnt banned; he left voluntarily

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Happy 300 everyone

i had a dream everyone was mad at me for making this topic D:

I'm a fucking moron. Too late for me to ever be sociable.

i heard zebatov has a thing for rupaul

@zebatov

I feel like I'm worse than Muscles when it comes to women and makes me feel like not being alive anymore due to how pathetic it is. (No I'm not going to kill myself)

@Muscles

Is it a wild coincidence that Zeus also feels sex with teenagers is okay? Very similar to Sunnys erotic discussion of 12 year olds and their cycles.

@Zeus @SunWuKung420

Is it normal a big shit gives me sexual sensations when they push out? Its near my prostate, is that why.

Ive been having trouble getting out of bed lately. Part of me feels like lifes grown futile. Feels like everything that can go wrong, does go wrong for me.

Is 5 1/2 inches a good sized penis? Also, it feels like the size of my balls isnt helping the visual, making it appear smaller.

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corn legit me la pela xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPgGsRuARlc fast 10 leaked trailer

throughout the years i saved pictures of the girls of PotD and jerked off to them. i recorded my sessions and made a bunch of tribute videos to them on various pornsites.

SBAllen is a petulant man-child who wants to force his ugly design on everyone

@sballen


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lmao three Kana submissions in a row, actually. TBF, the others dont seem as mean as the first, but Ill refrain from posting anyway to be safe

at least you guess can actually complain about me censoring now

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The next one is about kana, but Im not going to post it (without her permission, at least). Its mean-spirited and this board has a history of being transphobic and hating on kana because of it. The submission itself isnt about transpeople, but the point stands

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Yeah theres no way someone would make an alt to mock his love of Naruto

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idk bro. It's hard for me to imagine a zelda game I'd dislike more than botw.

botw2 i guess

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sabrestorm posted...

Not sure why people always blame the dogs when it was how they were treated that caused it

Show me where in this story the dog was abused in any way? Seems like it has food and water and people looking after it what suggests it was treated poorly?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

this gimmick sucks

So does being eaten by your pets

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Rejected from working at my local HEB (Kinda like a walmart or Krogers for those of u not in Texas)



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Ziggy
Spock
Chewbacca

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EndOfDiscOne posted...

Blame the owner, not the dog

for giving the dog food and water and not wanting to be mauled to death?

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EL PASO, Texas (KTSM) A 59-year-old woman was killed by two family dogs at a Westside home on Sunday.

The El Paso Police Department reported that officers responded to a death call at about 6 p.m. Sunday at a home at the 7200 block of Royal Arms Drive near Belvidere Street and Resler Drive.

A woman reported that she had just arrived home when she discovered the body of her mother being mauled by the family dogs. two pit bulls. The dogs reportedly had bowls full of food and water and appeared to be well cared for.

Crimes Against Persons detectives responded to the scene to conduct the investigation, which is ongoing. All indications are that the two pit bull dogs killed the woman.

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https://www.ktsm.com/news/local-news/woman-killed-by-family-dogs-in-west-el-paso/

such peaceful nonviolent dogs

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EvilMegas posted...

Don't forget the group of kids he was "mentoring" that have to drive him home or whatever because he was drunk af that one day

I dont remember this specific incident, but what was up with the whole mentoring kids thing anyway? Like what kids was he looking after? Was he doing a cooking class and he considered himself their life mentor?

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My marriage is going great and Im not a pedophile. Jens a whore and upset my beers popular. Shes also jealous a successful entrepreneur like me isnt interested and shes forced to date a [ethnically insensitive]. You all wish you had a wife like mine.

@Jen0125 Im prolly gonna stop tagging you I feel like its harassment at this point lmao

Plus fuck you all, you wish you could eat my masterpieces.

FatalAccident needs to stop trolling me. The narrative that Im politically right simply isnt true and libelous in my eyes.

@FatalAccident

Fuck you Kimbo. Youll feel better if you apologize.

@Kimbos_Egg

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Yes. Thats what I call it maybe 1/3 of the time

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In celebration, here are some pictures of booty. Fee free to contribute



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https://youtu.be/NJea386275c

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I shit my pants at the mall last week. I wonder if the Pfizer shots to blame.

Whats your go to sex move OP? Everyone has something they think theyre good at. Mine is the swirl, lift and slam.

I usually do the in out cry in cry out

I had sex with Melos mom last night (confessed on July 10th 2021)

What should I do to increase the volume of my ejaculate? Should I masturbate more or less, or are there other means. Lately Im seeing a decrease.

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Oh boy another batch just came in

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idk did Courtney Love actually kill Kurt?

Yes to both

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youre right. Dramamine gets me hella pumped and 3rd planet is such a moody way to open M&A. March into the sea is also good, though not as good as the others. Strangers to Ourselves is probably the weakest song on that whole album imo; definitely the worst opener.

anyway, heres another tune Ive been enjoying

https://youtu.be/nqL-WSMTF9w

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925 days for me

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

I think FYAT is my favorite off the new album

I think it might be their best opener. Right up there with Teeth Like Gods Shoeshine

https://youtu.be/hg6A_42M-ZQ

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I feel bad about it :(

Ive had my resume reviewed by My schools career services and by friends and teachers, and it seems okay. I just such at interviews, I think.

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Theres dozens of places hiring, theyre just not hiring me lol

Ive applied everywhere from Burger King, Walmart, Chilis, local law firms, community colleges, to federal agencies. No luck.

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Here are those results:

out of 273 submissions, 215 (79%) like me, 45 (16%) do not. 13 (5%) did not answer the question

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If Zeus is Sunny, does that mean Zeus has a sexual proclivity for 12 year olds too?

@Zeus @SunWuKung420

I can only hypnox at home. Anywhere else feels gross. Is it just me?

Hows the results for the bonus question been? Do most people like you?

Mostly positive! I can give exact numbers tomorrow

I'm gone through a lot since this thread was opened.

Tell us more

Give me advice as to how to start conversations with people please

Woah woah wait a minute. Sunnys a pedophile!? Been gone for years but this ones unexpected.

I ate fish 3 days ago, ever since then my poops have smelled insanely awful. Everything is functioning normally but the scent is beyond off putting.

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Give the oriole what they want.

happy 250 everyone

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125M but she only gets 300k? What!

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Unless I did genuinely skip it, Im which case Im sorry :(

but I dont think Ive missed any. Im about a week behind

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I havent gotten to it yet!

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What body parts have you put in you?

a lot!

The fat chick Muscles dated looked like a female version of him. After seeing her I doubt everything Muscles says.

@Muscles

@Zeus is a manipulative racist psychopath who takes advantage of the complacency of the current moderators. Its disappointing moderators willfully allow him to hide with the block feature and avoid being reported. The feature needs adjustment.

Can we all agree natemac or Ohhhja has been in the closet for to long. How would you help him come out and stop lying OP?

@OhhhJa
Cant help those who dont want help


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Ill try to post a song a day

https://youtu.be/Z2N6srM1Rr4

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L+R to control the camera

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TheVipaGTS posted...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sacramento-democratic-headquarters-attack-plot-charges/

50 firearms, thousands of rounds of ammo, and several explosives found in their homes. But lets continue to hand wave these terrorists theyre not brown enough to take seriously I guess. This isnt gonna stop because the GOP keeps ignoring and encouraging it. Trump is still saying we have to get our democracy back!at this point Republicans are terrorists and terrorist sympathizers.

No lies detected

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Always sad when a (just a) friend passes
Ripper

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I want every Zelda title to be playable on switch. There is zero reason not be able to play the entire collection

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Kodos

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Clench281 posted...

This is what I was worried about when you started grad school

Blightzkrieg posted...

Probably had family or friends in their fields

Ehh. Maybe, but there were also some people there who were legit amazing. Also some older people who already had jobs and were just going back to school

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Not trying to argue, but dont you think someone putting an effort into your relationship means they care more about you than someone who puts no effort into you at all?

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Borat

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All relationships are conditional though. Certainly if your friends didnt meet your conditions for friendship (whatever those are), you wouldnt be their friend

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