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Does 2020 mean this year is going to have perfect eyesight?

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You must support socialism or communism which is why you're logic doesn't make sense. Don't you know what freedom of religion means?

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Why don't they just go ahead and make a Friday the 13th movie that happens during Christmas time? That'll show em.

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Other. I like it all but I like feet, toes and I notice eyes the most.

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Makers Mark.

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Demi should have known that when she posted her nudes on her phone or Internet that there was a real possibility that they could get leaked like that. I'm not saying it's her fault or anything but should have known the chance she was taking when she posted her nudes. It's sucks that it happened. Just saying.

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Yellow posted...

Would you have thrown it out into the cold to slowly freeze, or smash it so it dies in less than a second?

In my defense, it was in that glue trap a lot longer than 20 minutes.

Why are you making a topic about this? You could have killed it in a more humane way but you post about it here? Wtf?

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Maybe something is trying to tell you to watch Frozen II.
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Is it the one that has pictures of dead bodies?
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Blighboy posted...

just live in a lake

He can't do that unless his name is Jason.
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Do you have a fenced in area when you let your puppy out? If so, just leave him out there until he does business. That way you can keep an eye on him while you're in the house and sooner or later he'll know to do his business.
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Nobody knows who the anti-Christ is. His identity is unknown.
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Maybe they have fast food in outer space.
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As long as he gets his nickel back, I'm pretty sure it will happen.
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I like the series myself but the only thing Friday the 13th is is a story about a negligent mother who let her son drown.
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streamofthesky posted...

Aww, why not just release it outside? Nope, gotta kill it.

Too bad we can't do the same for politicians.
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Smiffwilm posted...

Yes since they are always busy playing DOOM on their registers....

And laughing their asses off while you blow up your arteries.
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Well, the death star was the biggest plot hole of them all. I mean, it did create a massive black hole.
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Hey, I know, let's imagine dragons and Be Legendary instead.
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I think it would be better to let her try playing Kings Field and Silent Hill cause those are much better choices that would get a better reaction besides her freaking out.
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When it comes to whiskey, you don't want to go cheap cause you'll regret it. You're better off with beer more than anything.
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Even the mice want Trump impeached. What's this world coming to?
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Aculo posted...

the dumbest conclusion i've ever heard of. how the hell could a reasonable human actually think the woody doll was possessed?

mrduckbear posted...

South Carolina

nm, that explains it, ok?

Hey, I'm from South Carolina and not everyone is like this.
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Mead posted...

tell that to the chad army

He's right though, charisma has nothing to do with appearance. You can be ugly and have good charisma.

Don't tell that to Medusa, she turned lots of people to stone and was uglier than 2 hells. She had to plenty of charisma to have all that ugliness.
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OhhhJa posted...

But is she hot?

Hell yes, she's hot!
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TheWitchMorgana posted...

idk what that is

It's supposed to be a vegan burger made by Burger King .
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TheWitchMorgana posted...

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Doctor Foxx posted...

Call me when they got vegan mcnugs pls

Gardein makes something pretty close

gardein is really good

if they can get the same breading on vegan nugs the game will change forever

except for them still not tasting as good as chicken nuggets

Wow dude you sure showed them

wait until they find out they're not really meat...!!!!

Like the Impossible Whopper?
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Lol, porn lips.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Molitheus posted...

What do you think?

They are more entertaining than these topics.

I'm not trying to entertain.
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LinkPizza posted...

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LinkPizza posted...

Sometimes, it's news. Sometimes, it's entertaining... His topics seem to make a lot of conversation. And I don't have to look for certain things (i.e. I had been wondering about the cop who shot the guy in his house, and luckily, he made an update on that today)...

Yeah, but at the same time he's being bias and all its doing is encouraging shitposting in its own special way.

Yeah. But that doesn't really matter. We still get the stories, we still have discussions (which he usually doesn't participate in, so no problem there), and we still get the gist of the story or updates. The mods have given up, so I guess we'll just live with it. All you have to do is ignore him if it really causes you pain. But a lot of us are fine with it. The ones who haven't ignored him. And he s sometimes funny. Even if it isn't always intentional...

Oh no, I'm not going to ignore the guy or anything. I'm just doing this to see what people think like how duckbear does and to see if he will respond as to why he makes his topics like the way he does.
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Not only is it being gross but it's also implying that gamers are lazy and to me that's ludicrous.
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LinkPizza posted...

Sometimes, it's news. Sometimes, it's entertaining... His topics seem to make a lot of conversation. And I don't have to look for certain things (i.e. I had been wondering about the cop who shot the guy in his house, and luckily, he made an update on that today)...

Yeah, but at the same time he's being bias and all its doing is encouraging shitposting in its own special way.
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HornedLion posted...

I just have one vice...

Pence.

Oh my, may your poor, liberal mind be set free.
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What do you think? Do you think he's too opinionated when writing those? You think they serve a purpose? I mean sure they have a purpose but at the same time it's like they're also baiting and it seems like he's encouraging shitposting. What do you think?
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I'm not sure. Some of her pics are hit and miss but I'd hit it.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Vice grips. Can't get enough of them.

You need to get a grip...Oh wait

As long as I don't fall into the heavier, vice clamps, I'll be ok.

That's what she said.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Vice grips. Can't get enough of them.

You need to get a grip...Oh wait
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That's BS. Nobody can lift a 3000 pound car.
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Mine, women's feet, Monster energy drinks, Opeth, being a workaholic and RPG'S from the SNES, PS1 and PS2 era. Oh yeah and Looney Tunes.
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NeoSioType posted...

Don't fall for it. It's a trick.

How do you know? Have you ever tried it? Thought so.
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Wow, didn't know that was going to wind up being such a bad injury. Hope that guy is ok.
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Post here if you don't care.
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You should call him Trian or Musk.
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Yellow posted...

It's a deathly fear. I have it typed up ready to send on Facebook, and I can't bring myself to press the enter button.

How hard is it to push a key on a keyboard? For me, very hard. I won't type anything else until I push that enter key.

Why am I so afraid of this? It's been two hours... Last time I did I was depressed for 3 years. It would make sense that I never did it again.

All I have to do is press that enter button. My willpower is a joke. She's going to think I don't care and find someone else.

Ok, I'm pushing that fucking button. I'm not ready, and I never will be.

Let me list all the reasons why I shouldn't push this button, right now;
1) nothing
2) SO's are like pets, and you have to pay attention to them.
3) My rejection based depression manifests as unrelenting physical pain

I've made bad decisions before, just for the hell of it? There's nothing to be afraid of here... the timing is fine... what if she ignores my message? I'll never sleep... I might not sleep for days.

I almost clicked it right there. It's just a fucking button. Then again, some buttons launch nukes.

You think you got reasons to be depressed? I'm 47 years old and I've been rejected all my life. I'm the living sequel to the 40 year old virgin and all I'm going to say is try,don't be afraid and hold yourself back.
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You made a math topic on the Switch board? You should know better than that. That board is meant for discussing the Switch and nothing. When will you learn that?
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Is she supposed to be a drag queen or something?
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Tell the aliens you want to go with them.
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I'm looking to get Beetle juice and Ninja Gaiden III for the NES.
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Molitheus posted...

Oh, I'm pretty sure he's gonna try to pay his way out of it. If not, then it's the big house for him to meet Hubba and Bubba.

Even if he got prison time he'd go to a prison like Martha Stewart went to for rich people.

That depends on how important he is
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hypnox posted...

I never understood the "real estate agent" trope.

It's all about "her" real estate.
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