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Zodd3224 posted...

That's a tough one...

And wow your HP bar is small. I had 60 vig both times I fought her.

she'd have been dead ages ago if I had more health haha

;-;

g0ldie posted...

IMO, it's cheap how she's already difficult, but then she heals whenever she hits you, AND she has two phases.

I'm not saying that she's not manageable, but that's a lot of BS, for me.

second phase broke my heart. I was stuck on a PHASE ONE for days!!!

the heal I more or less don't worry about since I can't afford to get hit by her anyway. it's unfair that she heals even if you block 100% damage tho. for me it's strictly her whirlwind slash move. that thing is so fucked up and I'm very mad it exists

Null_Gain posted...

____ abridged sucks. period.

king

Yu-Gi-Oh abridged sucks

kuwabara chaddest anime character that isn't kaiba

THE BIGGEST CHOKE EVER OMG I PANICKED WHEN I SAW HER HEALTH AND I JUST DEFLATEDajkfhKWJHEBFKLWSHBEFGKLN

guys

guys

im so tired

https://streamable.com/ah9jts

what a choke

this was disgusting. how can you people stand to watch this reality tv garbage

also, eat the same time as what

DrizztLink posted...

Wednesday but slightly later to steal the Powerball numbers from Hair.

you FUCK

lmao

Wednesday to get the powerball numbers

sevihaimerej posted...

Throw freezing pots and cursed blood pots as she's ascending, perhaps with pot helmet and talisman as well. While staggered only riposte if you know you can do more damage that way (like with misericord). Also, when she's doing the flower thing is a great time to hurl some pots as well.

cursed blood pots don't seem to do anything @sevihaimerej

DespondentDeity posted...

This art is cool

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/9/AAP2ssAADQgr.jpg

very retro

I wouldn't buy one, but if i had one i might as well'd wear it

someone buy me a hentai hoodie pls

NeonOctopus posted...

Yikes, what a crazy bitch >_>

what's crazy is going on a red-faced, profanity laden screed about your girlfriend on reddit

the background footage for the video was fucking amazing holy shit

also, those people need to break up and get therapy

I'm famous

oh, ew don't talk to me.

I'm sorry for portraying myself as someone you think would give you the time of day

why did you see Tommy ignore the post laying out the science of trans women having reduced musculature and durability, and continue to respond to him? he clearly just likes shit talking trans people

leave him and his fetid views yelling into a void already

when Carter comes back to the car and goes "I got you a beef and bean burrito" I fucking threw up. how could they appropriate southern California hispanic-inspired cuisine like that?

arrgghhh

at least I can get to phase 2 consistently now...

I don't have any pots and I can't leave the fight since i count that as giving up. Gotta beat her with what I got

yeah. it blows.

gonna go take a shower then head to the gas station for some coffee

then back at it

UnholyMudcrab posted...

There's some kind of fuckery you can do with her tracking if you run around her when she's winding up the attack in midair, but I have no idea how to do it.

Once Waterfowl Dance comes online, the fight becomes more or less entirely about baiting it out from a safe range and attacking in the small window before she uses it again, and I really don't like that.

oh i fucking despise it lmao

there is something plain wrong when one move is ending the fight by itself 9/10 times. i feel like such a fucking failure lmao

https://streamable.com/rwsns9

i hate that move so much man ;-;

and a pause button

literally who

https://streamable.com/zaxvfk

i panicked so hard cuz i accidentally attacked at the start of phase 2 fml

https://streamable.com/ltw9zp

how do i answer it aside from constantly playing it safe from further away?

I'll post some failed runs here, maybe you guys can help see stuff I'm missing if you don't mind

also ty Zodd <3

this is a pretty fucked up thing to complain about. people don't exist for your viewing pleasure. like come on guys really...

oh wait. you're just saying what, you dont believe them? idgi

he was comfortable sayin it cuz he knew he'd get a warnin at worst :v

don't I know it! lmao

I'm getting closer and closer. I should record these since when I win I'll have proof

this, my final bump

greyfox747 posted...

Trans people have had it too easy for too long!

or something like that, Im tired

oh!?!? are you identifying as TRIGGERED

OWNED

*Popeye laugh*

sevihaimerej posted...

Tell me then, oh aware one, why should I care about this?

no I meant self awareness my bad. when you say stuff like wokescolds people will rightfully consider you a terminally online goofus

marginalized group known as a perennial punching bag doesn't want to be made fun of

people not in said group: haha pussies

sevihaimerej posted...

I can't' feel shame :)

I think it's more just a lack of awareness

hecc no, vile things

he's like exactly gmcfosho except he's serious

sevihaimerej posted...

More Twitter wokescolds screaming at nothing, must be a day

man how do you say stuff like this and no feel like a total dork

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I have accepted by this point that I am just unable to fight her one-on-one, but I also can't even summon for the fight, because the ash summons are effectively just free health for her, and player phantoms just lose connection after a couple minutes every time and leave you alone with a boss that has twice the health that she normally does.

I may never be able to defeat Malenia.

i didnt think i could either. now after a couple hours of trying per day, i know i can. you can make so much progress in relatively little time. literally the only thing that stops me is her whirlwind assault thing, and even then i can dodge it 50, sometimes 70% of the time

it's pretty fucked up to put in a move that's that hard to consistently dodge tho (imo)

what's rivers of blood?

what's a haircut

lilORANG posted...

Vaati is awesome. Very well produced, easily digestible vids.

sure they are. they're also plagiarized or pulled from his ass

VaatiVidya is a trash channel. I lore dive on my own, tho I'm pretty sucky at questlines. I mostly just go over item descriptions and check out the architecture, clothes, enemy design. stuff like that.

FromSoft has almost always been rather deliberate with even basic loot drops on bodies throughout the world. The only game that comes close to Dark's atmospheric storytelling is Fallout New Vegas imo

it playing with your familiarity does not mean it's fan service. I spose it could look that way if you're jaded enough that you think there isn't an obscene amount of lore here

you guys are confusing layered purposeful writing with fan service, and in many cases they are indeed mutually exclusive

DeadBankerDream posted...

I mean, either one of them will save him. The issue is that Greiret is another trash NPC so saving him adds no value to Siegward as a character.

what the fuck...Greirat and Laurentius are literally the most perfect and pure bros in that world and you hate one of them...

heavens, i was already dead

oh snap, I never knew siegward saves him too

ViewtifulJoe posted...

The whole game is fanservice though isn't it? Why'd you single him out?

it's actually not tho

Gwynevere posted...

Keeps Greirat alive

this was Patches