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Clutch posted...

To bad they didnt use the last year or so to learn some marketable skills.

yeah. they should have just gone back to school

you know

the schools that were closed.

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cuh posted...

It's presumably also why older teachers tend to still have "antiquated" systems and routines--it's because it's hard to unlearn something you do, on repeat, every day for so many years lol. It honestly becomes ingrained and anything that is new or different becomes difficult to adopt.

lol. its funny because our school just reopened. as soon as we reopened, teachers started asking for external monitors to plug into their laptops and we were like "what why you never needed them before?"

i guess at home, teachers used second monitors or plugged their work laptops into their desktop computer monitors and had zoom on one and their work in another.

creatures of habit lmao.

we told them to use spare chromebooks laying around lmao.

i dont even get another monitor, and i run technology!! i had to salvage mine! its like 19 inches and still uses DVI!

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vaccinated since mid march.

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lww99 posted...

Twas a Community reference

oh i never watched that

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"Elon is an asshole, you know that right?"
Cryptokiddies: Yeah but hes making me money! lololol hes so funny! to the moon! maybe ill buy a tesla???? loololol
*elon fucks everyone over to make money*
*everyone loses money*
Cryptokiddies:


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Elon made 100 million dollars off bitcoin

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/26/teslas-bitcoin-speculation-helped-boost-profits-this-quarter.html

Now he's trashing it to boost alt coins and make money off those.

Tldr sell your dogecoin

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lww99 posted...

You should start up a paintball war.

Ok sure why not

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Me who wants to work at home: fine

*Sits in an office all day waiting for the student*
*They never show up*

Why she do this to me

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My wife has been teasing me by calling me daddy. I hate it.

But I mean we're having a baby but still

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Up

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up

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Strider102 posted...

People put gasoline in plastic bags?

of course they are

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gas-shortage-plastic-bags-warning/

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stick to the "IS SHE HOT" topics duckbear

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Also Americans: "I got 15 plastic bags full of gasoline in my house. I'm safe from the apocalypse!"

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guys this is a good topic

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*People start using bitcoin*
Elon: https://youtu.be/2RtDdctNOv0?t=28 (click to expand)

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Mezcla posted...

What's that? An app?

sauceje posted...

Yeah, you download it and it functions as an Adblock for Safari
I used to be unable to go on certain sites because of malware ads that just hijack your browser and take you away (like Bulbapedia), but I haven't had any such issues with Adguard installed (IIRC?)

Nice

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sauceje posted...

I just use Adguard, seems to do the trick just fine

What's that? An app?

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can any iphone users confirm

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i have a tough actin tinactin foot shaped bottle opened my dad give me when i was 9 lmao. i dunno ive just always had it.

a spiderman thing i got from a mystery box. i wanted spiderman and i got him my first try. easy.

thats it unless you count the lanyard its on

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Me: "Never sell"
CE: "But what if it goes down"
Me: "No."
CE: "But"
Me: "NEVER. SELL."
CE: "Okay i wont se-- FUCK IT IM SELLING"
*dogecoin goes back to the moon*
Me: "I'm a millionaire."
CE: "FUCK WHY DID I SELL BUYING AGAIN NOW"

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g0ldie posted...

what the heck do you have against PS3 games???

they look ugly

how did we ever deal with them

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i was gonna get it but the game still looks like its a ps3 game so pass

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RetsuZaiZen posted...

Just be against Great Britain for being messy fucks...

Colonizing, taking shit, then leaving people to pick up the pieces.

hey hey now

dont forget the Dutch. and French.

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its tough one because on one hand, sure the jewish people have some claim to that land
on the other, the people who created israel as a state had no right to do so at the expense of the Palestinian people
and since then israel hasn't been exactly NICE to Palestinian. you wanna talk about building a wall god DAMN. and killing kids that too.

but if you say anything bad about the state of Israel, you are labeled as an anti-Semite and told to stfu.

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im glad i interviewed with multiple companies when i was looking for a job. i thought i was a sure hire with this one company when i saw the ad for my current job. i applied with minimal effort and just before my interview with my second one, i got rejected from the first time.

second job turned out waaaaaaaay better. like, i make twice a much, the commute is better (i can even work from home) and i have a lot more freedom and responsibility.

i say that because usually i focus on one job app at a time. never again.

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God: You are my son. I sent you to earth to save humanity.
Jesus: Cool
God: and to do that, i'm going to have you brutally killed in the most gruesome manner
Jesus: ok buy why though
God: to show that you're human
Jesus: what

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fuck that guy.

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No.

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Movies/media: "School is hell"

*Covid*
Kids: I love school! I want to go back!
Adults: Kids need school! They love it! I loved it!

There are no movies.

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*Kitboga intensifies*

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Lmao why did so many people take the bait in this topic

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Putting theirs and their family's health at risk because of a global pandemic that's killed millions already???? And no I won't pay for their health care!

I know! It's all that food and clothes they have! They aren't desperate enough! Time to make it hell for them!

IM GOOD AT ECONOMY

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Welcome to 2008

Wait until TC gets to microtransactions

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"we want workers!"
"Okay then pay us more."
"no!"
"Then forget it"
"Lazy!!! Damn liberals! We're cancelling benefits!"

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Lol

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EnglishBullDoug posted...

How long have you been married? You are clearly having regrets. Are you considering the best ways to propose divorce?

yes im divorcing her right now

this time im lying.

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ButteryMales posted...

No one wants to join you in trashing your "wife".

who the hell are you

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Xavier_On_High posted...

I'm not a believer btw, I'm just playing Christ's advocate.

yeah, i get it. thats what i mean when i thought hed extrapolate some kind of meaning from it. but he didn't. the story was just that jesus is a cool dude, but he started by talking about grieving mothers.

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ClunkerSlim posted...

My wifes church.
Marriage is doomed.

ive always been resistant of her church, and she knows it has its share of problematic things, but ive always been supportive of her faith, and shes always known i have my criticisms of it. its never really come between us. i go with her on special events just to be there for her.

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can't wait to pay 1500 dollars to play minecraft

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Xavier_On_High posted...

So the story represents that dichotomy.

and how does that help people who's kids are dead. like all those kids in the Gaza strip who died

Parent: "My children are dead."
Christian: "But God is good."
Parent: "And?"
Christian: "You're welcome. Now, leave because this is our holy land."

ugh!

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im checking his activity logs

he signed in, didn't do what i said to update his 2fa
and now hes incorrectly entering his password.

next will come the "Help i got locked out of my email and my 2fa still doesnt work"

sigh.

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Also my wife: "Yeah when I took AP French the teacher got sick and left without saying anything and we had subs who did nothing the entire year."
"Did you get to take your AP Test?"

"No."


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OctoPuppy posted...

You got the wrong party there, champ

oh right i forgot. it was the democrats. AOC up there going "HANG JOE BIDEN. HANG JOE BIDEN"
wait thats not right

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TheVipaGTS posted...

Yea, i once went with a friend of mine. The topic was on substance abuse and recovery so there several recovering addicts in the house. The pastor literally opened up by saying that we have no control, we can't stop addiction ourselves, no one can help us, its hopeless....Unless we find god because god is the only one who can do it for it..

I was like, Bro...what the fuck kind of message is that to tell a bunch of recovering addicts?

"Join our religion or you're going to fucking DIE."

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MisterPengy posted...

When some has a Covid: "Covering your mouth doesn't do anything"

Also: "I won't wear a mask because it blocks oxygen! Im suffocating I can't breathe! I can't breathe!"

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