Lurker > Mezcla

the one with the blue line

now why would they have that there.....?

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*Israel does the same thing, but worse to Palestinians*
"Look this is complicated okay"

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he couldn't handle the truth. im sure he'll come around.

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does anyone use it

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once when i worked IT for my university part time, i got a call from our office lady. she told me her computer screen was black and the keyboard or mouse doesn't work.

im thinking of all the things what could cause it to freeze up like ram or whatever, when she goes "yeah and the light on the computer isn't on. it usually is."

"light? like, the power light? is it.. on? press the big button"
"........ oh yup okay thanks bye" and she hung up quick lmao.

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how does a baby kick a ball that far

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Drpooplol posted...

is has been trolling for years.

why do you all bite every time

you really someone would just come to CE

and lie!??!

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Hmmm

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They WHAT

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SergeantGander posted...

Save your receipts! Car ramps are way easier than a jack and stand.

interesting. didn't know those were a thing. well i think the jack will be better for me since i can do more stuff like uh... changing my brakes pads? is that hard?

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eston posted...

I'm putting all my money into #NoonaCoin

hmmm.

HMMMMMMM.....

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ModLogic posted...

sounds good until the car falls on you

just pay someone else to do these menial tasks

lmao what

if the jack fails, and both stands fail, all at the same time, im fucking cursed. thats some final destination shit.

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Bitcoiners: "lmao to the moon! you can buy teslas when them now ! maybe ill buy 3???? thanks elon!!!''
"You know he was shitting on them literally a couple months ago."
BTC: "thanks elon im so rich hahaha to the moon!"

Elon: "BTC is bad and i hate it. i know, i made paypal. im very smart."
"See."
BTC: "WHY ELON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"
Elon: "We're selling all our bitcoin."
BTC: "NOOOOO DADDY WHY HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED."
"I literally told you."

Elon: "Dogecoin lmao"
Dogecoiners: "OMG YES THANKS DADDY ELON HAHA TOO THE MOON!!!!"

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Sputnik1337 posted...

Dont forget to dispose of the used oil responsibly at your local waste collection site.

Dump it down the sewer drain, got it

Lol jk. I always thought those commercials were hilarious

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eggcorn posted...

what the fuck did you buy

Well the jack was like 75, stands another 30. Then I had to buy oil, the filter, and I got a new air filter for good measure

Also a drip pan. Ran about 150. Oil changes for me are about 50

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take that Big Oil Change industry! yeah everything cost me 3 times the cost of an oil change but at least IM A REAL MAN

A MANS MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9cnAbiyrA

erm, i mean itll pay for it self after a couple changes.

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i remember being so hyped for that game. i remember the tears that were shed when it was announced for xbox as well.

then it came out

everyone hated it

so i never bothered.

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megamanfreakXD posted...

Am I able to buy a GPU now?

Keep crashing, I need a RTX 3070

well, i imagine if cyrptocurrency ended like, tomorrow, the market would be flooded with GPUs that have been on for a year 24 hours a day at likely their max use.

and given the demand, they'd probably still go for pretty expensive.

so you'd pay like 500ish dollars for a worn out GPU that'll die in the next year.

but it will be a pretty fun year i guess.

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1337toothbrush posted...

Bitcoin still largely dictates the cryptocurrency market in general.

i mean

sure

but people aren't mining bitcoin on gpus.

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ssjevot posted...

You actually think they cut orders and isn't a supplier issue? Are you serious?

i dont think

i know


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just kidding it was a lot. im fucking dead tired.

i got 7 bags of chicken manure to mix into the soil here and my raised beds. my car smells like actual shit now. oh well.

ive tried to make the native soil here, which is very clayish, full of organic material and life, but i dunno its hard. its been a while and the soil got really compacted again so i dug it up and mixed in the chicken manure. then i planted 45 corn uh, stalks that i started a couple weeks ago. they're about 2-3 inches tall. in a couple months, they'll be several feet and giving me delicious corn.

i also transplated 3 zucchini plants i started, 2 tomatoes that i dont know what are because they came up on their own, and planted some crown daisy aka Chrysanthemum and cilantro. i also planted flowers i started everywhere.

anyway im about to pass out. stardew valley in real life is hard.

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anyway, as always, you say crash, i say FLASH SALE! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT!

remember when elon "killed" doge coin last week??? LMAO

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Chip Factories: "Yeah, sounds right. No one will need a computer when money is tight because the economy will be shut down. We'll cancel your orders."
Nvidia: "And remember we order 2 years in advance, so I'll see you in 2022!"
Chip: "Yup."

*a year later*

Nvidia: "HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW PEOPLE WOULD WANT COMPUTERS IN A DAMN PANDEMIC. WE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS!"
Gamers: "WHERES OUR DAMN CARDS!???"
Nvidia: "I KNOW! ITS THE BIT COINERS!"
Bitcoin folks: "But we dont even mine on gpus anymore."
Nvidia: "WHOA WHOA FINE WE'LL SELL YOU GPUS JUST FOR YOU RELAX"
Bitcoin: "huh"
Gamers: "MOTHER FUCKING BIT COINERS!!!! YOU ASSHOLES!"
Nvidia: "YEAH. YEAH GET EM."

Ford: "You guys are getting chips?"

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voldothegr8 posted...

Good. I have a hankering for a new GPU

it isn't even worth it to mine BTC on GPUs anymore.

you're thinking of the other coins. like ethereum.

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yeah i like champagne. well. sparkling wine. i usually get a brut or something. its nice, sweet, and bubbly, and gets you fucked up.

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my parents have one. its nice sure.

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ShyOx posted...

Hey you want to play this Moba?

Nah I got my fill 20 years ago dude

my experience playing Dota back in wc3

"hey this looks cool i read a lot of people are playing it"
*joins games*
*downloads map*
"Kick the downloader"
*You have been removed."
"well shit."

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fuck it. im tired of looking out for the lowest common denominator. yall had a full year and a half to figure your shit out.

im vaccinated, i wont get sick, my wife, parents, inlaws, and close friends are all too. im good. and if things change we'll get more vaccines to keep me alive. yall can go fucking die for all i care now. i dont give a shit.

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was it bad because CE hates female comedians, or was it bad because it just wasn't good

nevermind i know the answer to that.

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i never bothered.

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its really cold and windy outside.

later today im going to lowes/home depot to buy some chicken manure so i can mix into the ground, and then i can plant the corn that i started.

but, im waiting for it to get warmer before heading out. plus im still sleepy

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thanks everyone. i went soldier so i guess i have to use my squad to take down shields.

but since im soldier, what are the advantages of the different weapons??

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not well. any wifi to wifi extenders, even ones in regular routers, will slow down things because half the data its sending is being used up by maintaining the connection.

paying for 2 modems isn't very costly, but if you're rich i guess yeah go for it.

unless you're willing to run ethernet through your walls (i have mine routed along the basepanels on my floor) into another router running in AP mode, you could try these powerline adapters

https://www.amazon.com/TP-Link-AV600-Powerline-Ethernet-Adapter/dp/B00AWRUICG

you plug them into the walls, one into the router and the other into the whatever you need. they channel the connection through your power lines in your walls. in your case, i would plug one end into your router, and then buy another router and plug it in on the other side, and run the second one in Access Point mode or whatever its called on that model (DHCP turned off, look for that). then you could have another wifi network just for that area

but it might be bad if your power lines are old and worn, or if your circuitry is weird. but they're cheap enough to say hey give it a try and do some testing.


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its an RPG right? and like other bioware games, is it based on D&D rules where dice is being rolled in the background for damage?

i ask cuz i went up to a dude and unloaded the whole damn assault rifle into him and it barely took off half his shield.

am i supposed to be switching weapons?

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Impeachment time

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what a dumb idea

"I think that billionaires shouldn't exist and that the workers should own the means of production, BUT TRANSEXUAL KIDS DONT DESERVE RIGHTS!!!!"

TC: "Ah, the ideal human."

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pojr posted...

exactly. you have to pay for it. pay for little to no options.

bro u trollin

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i feel like if you shop at costco you know what you're getting.

i mean its not like you can just wind up at a costco. you sign up. you pay a fee

wtf is this topic.

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Safiya

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"Okay we're gonna have a spot where I light you on fire."
"Should there be fire extinguishers ready?"
"Nah bro its gonna be lit."

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when me and my wife went to japan 2 years ago, we went to this ramen place that had a line out the door. waited about 30-45 minutes i think.

was it worth it?

hell fucking yeah that shit was amazing.

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"BoTH SiDEs ArE EquALLy BAd!!!"

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ThePrinceFish posted...

No, HIPAA will prevent any official requirements.

*coughs*
"Oh hey man you okay?"
"DID YOU JUST VIOLATE HIPAA????!??!"

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Reported

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I'm shocked

SHOCKED!

well not that shocked

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"Both sides are equally bad"


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i remember i got really drunk and tried playing Red Dead Redemption 2. i got to that part where you got drunk and had a wild night and i was geniunely confused as to if the game was fucking with me or if i had drank too much lmao.

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WingsOfGood posted...

Holy shit whiteknighting megacorps now.

lmao i dont really care bro im joking.

pay your taxes folks.

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"Because i wear sunglasses and I'm weird!"

lmao

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