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TopicGuys, I just got turned down by a fucking prostitute! She said I was ugly!
MegaTech
09/15/17 7:44:20 PM
#72
Laserion posted...
MegaTech posted...
I've seen the girls hes posted on my tinder. We live in close proximity to each other. He'd have to go through some extremely elaborate shit for this to be fake and if it is that's some psychotic dedication.

Make a fake girl profile to get pics of TC...

Haha, that's too much for me.

He's posted his pic here before assuming it was actually him. He looks like an average brown guy. I'm not sure of his ethnicity. Maybe Indian? I tried to give him advice but he didn't listen. Smh.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 5:22:03 PM
#153
@BatmanVonDoom

The cool kids always come with the dopest fucking basslines. They always BUMP
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 4:31:22 PM
#152
I've tried to help the guy. He obviously didn't take my advice and doesn't want to. It's a shame. He's not THAT ugly. He's just your avg looking brown guy.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicGuys, I just got turned down by a fucking prostitute! She said I was ugly!
MegaTech
09/15/17 4:15:05 PM
#56
I've seen the girls hes posted on my tinder. We live in close proximity to each other. He'd have to go through some extremely elaborate shit for this to be fake and if it is that's some psychotic dedication.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 2:07:06 PM
#147
You wouldnt like DC then lol. Our bars generally close 2-3 am at the latest.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 1:53:09 PM
#143
Lemme get a Snapchat of you killing the dance floor
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 1:38:36 PM
#140
dragnmaninferno posted...
Avi and Mega, buy that Apple babka from Breads asap. You get 10 dollars off your first purchase.

Oh true.

SSJGrimReaper posted...
"Boy if you don't buy that motherfuckin' babka..."

Ok ok dragn. No need to be so agressive
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 12:21:44 PM
#134
BalanceLost posted...
MegaTech posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Worked out 3 times x 2.5 hours

The hell are you working out for it to take that long o.O. Training for a triathlon?

Warm-ups and post-stretching is included in the time. And I am smashing them muscles. I used to be so skinny but now I'm getting major gains :D

I bet you are. That's some serious dedication right there. Good job man
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 11:50:42 AM
#130
BalanceLost posted...
Worked out 3 times x 2.5 hours

The hell are you working out for it to take that long o.O. Training for a triathlon?
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicWhat if we get the running a train on Bev scene in chapter 2 of IT?
MegaTech
09/15/17 11:37:17 AM
#7
FF_Redux posted...
What about Amy Adams?

MegaTech posted...
then I'll have to wear a third sock.

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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicWhat if we get the running a train on Bev scene in chapter 2 of IT?
MegaTech
09/15/17 11:32:19 AM
#2
If it's Jessica Chastain then I'll have to wear a third sock.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 10:36:49 AM
#125
Uhh something about being at work and not being able to stand up among a few other things lol
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 10:23:55 AM
#123
BatmanVonDoom posted...
Mt check out the new Cool Kids album Special Edition Grandmaster Deluxe, only 2 tracks in ao far but real good mix of old school and new.

Also Open Mike Eagle dropped today and is supposedly real solid too.

Oh true. I did listen to the song they debuted as their return.

Good looks.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 9:44:01 AM
#118
I wouldn't be scared of that thing either assuming we're talking about the same movie here.

-Gavirulax- posted...
Well it beats being a total whore I guess, that makes people hate you, or me rather.

(7th Jim Beam/Coke, I'll start making even less se33333 soon)
*Sense, wtf

Hahaha i could see that. No one likes to share tho.

I give you a couple more till you pass tf out
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 9:33:19 AM
#114
-Gavirulax- posted...

Ah I see...maybe you got the deadlights below your waist then....
I can see it.....
Not a giant spider are you? (Yer just watched that movie again)
Wait I got it....deadlights is your behind?
oh shut the fuck up Gavi, make sense, loser.

Lol, so is that your worst fear?

-Gavirulax- posted...
Fair enough aye. Maybe he's more of a tease than you...
I haven't been to NY in a while....

Idk I kinda pride myself on it now that it's my thing lmao.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 9:25:46 AM
#111
-Gavirulax- posted...
Spillllllll.

Avi and I met Dragn in New York. He never looked below my waist and regretted it.

So I'm saying next time we see him, he should do it discreetly or I'll call him out haha
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 9:19:11 AM
#108
Hahaha. There was only one person I'd spread for but she ghosted me.

Don't make it obvious Dragn. Don't want me to call you out ; )

It's definitely out there. Might be over hyped when you put it that way lol
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 9:01:59 AM
#103
Ass Jackers

Sexual Action Thriller
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 8:51:29 AM
#98
-Gavirulax- posted...
MegaTech posted...
-Gavirulax- posted...

brah they're freaky in bed.
Like....some gagless type shit.

Sounds appealing but then the term "trailer trash" makes me expect to get an std with it lol.


Very likely aye. You're better than that.
or...are you?
Then again sex makes us all do crazy shit.

I had sex inside one of those huge tractor tires once....with my first (and pretty much only) gf I loved before coming out properly.
Wasn't fun.

As of lately I have to question that myself. Luckily I found a girl recently that's clean and willing to do literally anything. After experimenting with her I really want to settle down and find a long term gf.

That just sounds incredibly awkward. It's like making a sex yinyang lol
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 8:44:27 AM
#96
-Gavirulax- posted...

brah they're freaky in bed.
Like....some gagless type shit.

Sounds appealing but then the term "trailer trash" makes me expect to get an std with it lol.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 8:36:36 AM
#93
-Gavirulax- posted...
MegaTech posted...
Wonder how Aussie women are. Any tales?


Yeah they're good when I'm in that sort of a mood.
Usually pretty sporty (least the ones I've been with) - what is fucking stupid is how much I was hit on the last time I went to Adelaide's Mars Bar (gay club)...but women....I mean I'll reciprocate in most cases...but I dunno, I should ship them to you. They usually like black guys (and olive), a lot.

What you don't want, is a bogan Aussie woman...Oh fuck lol.

Sporty is a great trait. They must be pretty fit and toned on average then.

Stupid eh? The limelight is always on you man haha. And I'll gladly accept your shipments. Express shipping pls.

I looked up bogan Aussie and dear lord, youre right.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 8:25:25 AM
#91
-Gavirulax- posted...
MegaTech posted...
-Gavirulax- posted...
Yeah I'm....bad when drunk - rarely drink tbh, but when I do I'm even more shitposterish than usual.
Still like big butts though. <3

It's cool. I've said some really dumb shit while drinking on here. Luckily nothing to ban me haha


I'm a much happier drunk than most (not nearly as much as say....other ways of feeling good and floaty).
There's not enough black guys in Australia.
Or brown tbh.
Shammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme.

Wonder how Aussie women are. Any tales?
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicGuys, I just got turned down by a fucking prostitute! She said I was ugly!
MegaTech
09/15/17 8:05:57 AM
#3
Dude... really. You need to stop
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 8:03:21 AM
#87
-Gavirulax- posted...
Yeah I'm....bad when drunk - rarely drink tbh, but when I do I'm even more shitposterish than usual.
Still like big butts though. <3

It's cool. I've said some really dumb shit while drinking on here. Luckily nothing to ban me haha
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 7:54:52 AM
#85
-Gavirulax- posted...
MegaTech posted...
Wrong person for what?


Sorry, Jim Beam is to blame.

Wrong person to make a random Canada reference...Mr Jax.
meaning if you're not in Canada, that comment was pointless (I think I'm thinking of Ciroc).

Ohhh yea, you're thinking of Ciroc. I'm in the states my man.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 7:45:38 AM
#83
-Gavirulax- posted...
MegaTech posted...
-Gavirulax- posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
CoolBeansAvl posted...
Finally finished Kingdom Hearts 2. Need to take a break and play something else before I continue onto Birth by Sleep.

Wrong topic?


Judging by a tag earlier in the topic I think they're using it as their buttslam thing. <3

1 buttslam for Gavi!


Don't tease me brah, my partner is in Lebanon atm.
My sister is visiting Canada atm also.
Of course if I'm thinking of the wrong person (which I may be) that might be a completely random and pointless statement...>_>

Wrong person for what?
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 7:44:10 AM
#82
Parappa09 posted...
MegaTech posted...
BatmanVonDoom posted...
October 11th SATURATION 3 BOYS

Yessssssss

i watched american boyband on viceland and they are the most annoying group of people i've seen on tv

Whoa, I didn't know they had a documentary about them. I just liked their music a lot. Will it ruin my enjoyment?
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 6:06:21 AM
#78
-Gavirulax- posted...
quinntotheflinn posted...
CoolBeansAvl posted...
Finally finished Kingdom Hearts 2. Need to take a break and play something else before I continue onto Birth by Sleep.

Wrong topic?


Judging by a tag earlier in the topic I think they're using it as their buttslam thing. <3

1 buttslam for Gavi!
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/15/17 6:05:36 AM
#77
BatmanVonDoom posted...
October 11th SATURATION 3 BOYS

Yessssssss
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/14/17 4:01:12 PM
#52
Hahaha, royal is cute in the most innocent way
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/14/17 3:38:49 PM
#49
Parappa09 posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
MegaTech posted...
You went out with three black guys and dont know the answer to that yet

I didn't look at them naked, perv (-.-)b

aren't you like 14?

Sometimes it feels like that haha. Like a lil sis
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/14/17 3:24:21 PM
#46
You went out with three black guys and dont know the answer to that yet
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/14/17 3:21:43 PM
#44
Well maybe in the pan it's different. When I put it in the ceramic jar I leave it in there for at least 1hr 30min - 2 hours depending on how many pieces. It gets super tender and soaks in the juices. I'll have to get us another one of those.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/14/17 10:35:42 AM
#36
He was going to get one regardless
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/14/17 10:18:14 AM
#31
I should have known this would be the chosen topic
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
MegaTech
09/14/17 9:03:02 AM
#156
Fucking hilarious
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
Topic"Social anxiety" is such an excuse for a disease
MegaTech
09/13/17 8:09:24 PM
#3
Its something that can take years to overcome. I've done it but it took me ~6 years to get to where im at now. Years of therapy, medication and constant social interaction. Building up my self confidence was definitely key. I make sure I do something social fairly often as i find it keeps those feelings stifled for the most part.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicSexy black man NUDE
MegaTech
09/13/17 7:30:00 PM
#26
Parappa09 posted...
hey that's me

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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicTalk dirty to me.
MegaTech
09/13/17 2:33:07 PM
#27
Xelltrix posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
wAmIorT

Picture of @MegaTech teasing @AvlButtslam?

Lmao. I'm going to be Gerald for Halloween again this year. I need to find another Phoebe!!!
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicTalk dirty to me.
MegaTech
09/13/17 2:24:08 PM
#24

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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicI have to start feigning interest in sports to network better for my career
MegaTech
09/13/17 7:37:06 AM
#4
Pick your home town or whatever is closest. If you know how to the play the sports, it won't take long to know the players good at what they do and then be able to talk about them.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
Topicfootage of man fighting brown bear
MegaTech
09/12/17 7:49:26 PM
#3
Lol, i remember this was from like a salmon commercial
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicTalk dirty to me.
MegaTech
09/12/17 2:19:38 PM
#21

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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicTalk dirty to me.
MegaTech
09/12/17 1:46:01 PM
#16
5M1gj8y
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
Topici nominate enragedslith to be the leader of CE
MegaTech
09/12/17 1:25:17 PM
#40
Did someone say ButtSlamBoyz?
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicAnyone here wear skateboarding shoes?
MegaTech
09/12/17 1:21:55 PM
#12
Supras are technically skateboard sneakers right? I don't skate but I like their style.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicDid you enjoy the Chimera Arc of Hunter x Hunter?
MegaTech
09/12/17 12:53:06 PM
#4
I teared up
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicTalk dirty to me.
MegaTech
09/12/17 12:51:31 PM
#15
Parappa09 posted...
nasty

That's exactly how you like it parapps
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicTalk dirty to me.
MegaTech
09/12/17 11:48:20 AM
#12
Eskimo brother brothas? My wifey won't like this
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
TopicTalk dirty to me.
MegaTech
09/12/17 11:44:46 AM
#10
boxington posted...
ketchup smegma

God damn it boxington made me finish early.
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"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
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