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Do you guys use electric razors. I had an electric trimmer that I used but it broke so I took a leap of faith and bought one of those electric razors and I've never used one before. I'm worried I've made a terrible mistake
it's like this one https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/49102476?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg

And Derrick Henry will still find a way to disappoint in fantasy

On second thought...did papa john even do anything wrong? He said a word that Colonel Sanders said all the time and nobody blinked an eye. And it's not papa John's fault that Obamacare and Nfl players protesting the flag made pizza sales go down

I'm just getting caught up on the papa john scandal. Does any other pizza place have garlic sauce so I can eat 4500 calories of pizza in good conscience on football Sunday?

Grow up Peter pan, cartoons are for children

It's like when the power went out during school

I'll check out the demo tho

I have Octodad on steam...got it in some bundle. It's good for about 5 minutes of laughs but not much beyond that. I'll have to pass on the Switch version

No what is that

Here's a nice meme. The crying jordan :
https://imgur.com/Tq84FTO

STLCards1991 posted...

Well I guess it's not coming home after all eh lads

Nice one

I'm getting a newspaper comic vibe from those

Great conversation overheard in the kitchen at work:
Person 1: I wish today was Friday
Person 2: haha me too

This new Roller Coaster Tycoon game (Planet Coaster) is pretty fun
https://imgur.com/CZEqUW7

"I will attack you with the north"

farmersonly.com

I like the Richard Dawkins south park episodes. They really don't spare any religion/ political group from being made fun of

There must be something in the water in Texas. Ross Perot is still alive too

Chewster posted...

I like Bernie, to be clear, but he totally belongs

Yeah same

STLCards1991 posted...

Also instead of the Rick and Morty guy it would just be Rick.

That'd def be more recognizable and it would be kind of funnyto randomly have a cartoon character in there

STLCards1991 posted...

I don't really think Bernie is on that same level. At least people love him for a good reason instead of making 7 cars a year or being on a TV show when we were kids.

He's worshipped on the internet just like all the other guys

Bill Nye and NDT both fill the role of science guys, but that's ok

Oh and Bernie Sanders definitely has to be in there. And maybe that Rick and Morty guy

Yeah Bill Nye is prob better. I imagine the photoshop as decent, but still not very good. And the image quality is lower because it was reposted on tumblr, with the caption "Ok, this is just too epic" as a tumblr caption/headline thing. And the screenshot of the tumblr post is what goes to reddit

O yeah Tyson would fit right in there. If I could photoshop I would do it.
It would probably do well on those subreddits that make fun of people on social media like im14andthisisdeep

Elon Musk, Al Gore, and James Cameron are real life super heroes.. the Avengers IRL

I'm thinking a 1 or 2 game suspension, unless there was marijuana involved

Is this the worst tweet of all time?
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1016489391622148097

that's kind of the fatal flaw of these battle royale games. sometimes you can drop in and instantly get killed by a guy who finds a gun and lands next to you. Other times you can wander around for 25 minutes and have good gear, and then you die. That's mostly my experience because I suck

I'd play but I suck and am not really big on fortnite

Ovi is still partying lol
https://streamable.com/tb0xo

I watched the newer It movie for the first time. Pennywise is prob the spookiest movie monster I've seen since the Pale Man in Pan's Labyrinth.

Dark cloud 2 is so good (you don't need to play the first one, they're basically unrelated)
It's one of those games where there's so much content but you can do as much as or as little as you want and the game doesn't punish you for it.

Plus it has one of the cooler premises in an RPG. Basically this evil guy from ancient times figured out time travel and went ahead thousands of years and wiped out anyone who would become a threat to him. You go around restoring/ building villages to certain criteria that will be birthplaces of these people that help you eventually beat him

fishing in the Dark Cloud series was "the titties"

I think it's good. It just takes a little practice and it becomes really easy once you raise your skill and get some gear. I remember reading a blog post or AMA by concerned ape where he addressed all the furious people who hate fishing. He basically said "I like the fishing in the game and it's not gonna change"
you tell em CA

I had a long 3 year run. I was a noob and spaced out everything (unintentionally) so I always had plenty to do. It was a labor of love

Chewster posted...

If that was the case I would have said I make love to it for a couple seconds

we get it...you last a long time in the sack and with the floor. No need to brag

My understanding is that with more severe alcoholics, they get a physical dependency and feel more sick if they don't drink, up to the point that the body is so used to alcohol it can go into some kind of withdrawal shock if you just go cold turkey. I sort of learned that when a friend's parent basically died from alcoholism at later middle age. People have different reasons for starting to do it, whether it's self medication or they just like it so much, and then it can lead to physical dependency depending on habits/genes/whatever else.

I did the drunk dial thing a while ago, but I it was when I had first started dranxing and it stopped as I got older/got more used to it. Every person is a different kind of "drunk" tho

Like I said, I don't know anything about basketball, but I also had no idea about Lavine's contract situation. I assumed when they made the trade, they'd make sure he's there for a while, on their own terms, like re-signing him before it got to this point. And the trade did and still seemed lopsided in favor of the Tpups.

And yes Butler is under contract for another season. I think the general consensus here is that it looks like he will not re-sign here based off the Twolves history and this story from some reporter in chicago who is apparently a shock-jock with a history of bad reporting, but either way it's too early to tell, who said Butler thinks Towns is immature and wants to go sign out east somewhere with Kyrie. Seems like the NBA can be such a reality show some times, if all these reports are to be believed

as you all know I'm not a basketball guy, but this is interesting
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1015384526418309120

this kind of seems like a lose lose for Chicago. If they don't match, they lose the centerpiece of what they got for the Jimmy Butler trade after Lavine only played like half the season coming off a torn ACL

If they match, they way overpay for a player who's coming off an ACL who likes like he'll have a good future, but it's certainly no guarantee

Strange that they never even told you what company it was, recruiter or no

CaptainHammer posted...

applied for localization editor at Nintendo of America

Is that the guy who runs the Twitter account?

Those are the extra qualifications...I left out the normal requirements. Still pretty ridiculous.

REQUIREMENTS:

18 years of age or older

High school diploma or equivalent

Availability to work forty or more hours per week including weekends, when required

Strong interest in video games

Sharp attention to detail

Honesty and a strong work ethic

Aptitude to learn quickly and effectively

Ability to remain focused in a team-oriented environment

Basic PC knowledge, as well as being familiar with Microsoft programs such as Word, Excel, and Outlook

I was reading reviews of game tester jobs at Activision. Kinda interesting

There's an Activision office here and it pays video game testers $11 an hour. I've heard this particular one is a pretty shitty job.

Lol....DESIRED QUALIFICATIONS:
B.A. or B.S. in Computer Science or Entertainment related area (in lieu of prior work experience).
Experience with Quality Assurance testing of software projects
Understanding of the software test cycle process
PC and console game troubleshooting
Experience and familiarity with multiple gaming platforms and genres

Punch out has one of the coolest theme songs ever

I used to have this NES game called "Golf" which had some Mario looking mfer on the cartridge

I don't remember that... it's been a while.

FF5 has probably the best name for a villain ever... X-DEATH

FF1 is pretty meh imo. I'm sure it was a great game for its time, but it didn't age very well, unlike some of late ff games

CaptainHammer posted...

It's July 4th

it's your birthday. We get it. Happy birthday @CaptainHammer @STLCards1991 @MamaOfCaptainHammerandSTLCards1991

The Timberwolves should almost just try and be bad for another 5 years

it'll be super fun watching GSW win another title. At this point, why even play the games?